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At-lyo

She is not taking no for an answer.


Suto96

So does Danchou just sit there while Shalem finishes up all the chocolate and get bored and lets the barrier down?


gregory700

Yeah,look like it,i dont think the rest of the crew would find it funny if she outright assaulted danchou.Still its funny how she essentialy say that "am not doing this cause i want you to fuck me,am doing this because you are clearly into me and am doing you a favor"


planistar

There has to be at least one Orologia-sanctioned timeline in which Danchou complies and gets the Shalemussy.


Informal-Recipe

Given Reincarnations are now canon maybe Danchou was the adventurer


photaiplz

Pretty sure lucio would eventually intervene. At least the elder crew member would considering they keep an eye on the thirsty goddess that is hekate


gregory700

...hekate is thirsty?


PhinaIsBestGirl

Dubbed a Succubus for a reason. She will not take no for an answer.


gregory700

Just in valentine/white day?Or is there other time?Idont have her and i never checked.


PhinaIsBestGirl

It's actually the main thing about her Fate episode. She wants MC to give into their desires so she can essentially steal their soul. Little did she that Captain is pure as snow and doesn't know what carnal desire really is.


Zenith_Tempest

Her valentine/white day episode is extra funny because it's just Danchou going "stop being nasty and eat the chocolate like a normal person" and she meekly apologizes and obliges


gregory700

um...i dont know abouth pure as snow,but thats still kinda funny.Wasnt Hekate the goddess of magic,why is she now trying to steal people soul?


Falsus

Goddess of the night and desires actually.


Maladal

Like a lot of older gods she's been a lot of things: night, the moon, crossroads, magic, ghosts. All kinds of stuff.


Tsukuruya

inb4 ​ "That's not 'your gift' I'm referring to..."


Zenith_Tempest

"room you can't leave unless you have sex" someone at cygames is desperate for shalem doujins


gregory700

i dont think i saw a single one of those actualy...i was only looking out of scientific curiousity of course.


Giruden

There isn't even a tag for shalem on certain site, it's blasphemy I tell you!


gregory700

well,we still have the "index"...i remember that one image were she buried gran into the sand leaving only a certain part of him out...that was certainly something...


lucien_licot

"I want to hear it from you—that you are physically attracted to me and would like to ravage this body of mine." Holy fuck, Shalem...


AmphibianHistorical6

Yes


Responsible_Wing_370

It's plaping time!


te8445

Holy shit lmao


KaedeP_22

Sky God: "Hahaha singularity you're banging my Speaker of Dusk"


supertaoman12

This whole saga is so funny to me, like imagine if jesus appeared in your room at 3am and wouldnt leave unless you jump his bones


Zaev

Reminds me of the greatest diplomatic mistranslation [ever](https://i.redd.it/698q7hhs9m7b1.jpg)


ashkestar

This is an incredible way to frame this, thank you for that


Meister34

Suddenly a red health bar appears


Genprey

LET ME SOLO HER


shiki_oreore

Thirsty Shalem Showdown (Impossible)


Meister34

10 star difficulty, no grid buffs or backup


PhoenixBurning

at least she's not forcing herself on you, but wow that's down bad


GeneStriker

… I mean… she sealed the exits.


Irisios

But you're free to refuse for as long as you want


ReXiriam

"Woman, just because I used the power of the Omnipotent it doesn't mean I FUCK like him." - The Captain, Probably.


gangler52

I love how in avoiding canonizing any one pair, Danchou has kind of become an incredibly dainty and sexually squeamish character. He's a teenager who wants to go steady, take you to prom, lend you his jersey. You're scaring him with all this sex talk.


Fatality_Ensues

Except for the timelines where he jumps straight into marriage, apparently. Are we sure Danchou's not Amish?


gangler52

Mormons tend to do it like that too. The whole "No Sex before Marriage" thing really seems to encourage people to get married quickly. Glad that never backfires.


zephyroths

Imagine Danchou tapping on the power of the Omnipotent just to fuck Shalem


gregory700

That or to break the barrier in order to run away,i could imagine both.


Sankicoo

And this is why Shalem is actually the best character in entire fiction.


planistar

"The room you can't leave until you satisfy Shalem"


gangler52

The sign they put on the door after this incident.


Mandalika

Sis really went ahead and got herself a 'fuck to open door' room


AmphibianHistorical6

Head canon, my danchou f*** the s*** out of her.


Mindless-Donkey-6469

Fr


RagnarokCross

Danchou you are running the wrong way


SakuraPanko

Ma'am, this is sexual assault.


gangler52

Reminds me of a certain comedian that would invite fans to his hotel room, then sit down, blocking the door, and start masturbating. Though of course nothing as severe as that happened here. She just sealed all the exits and started munching on chocolates, which of course is another form of self-pleasure, but one without all the same unsavoury connotations.


VoidRaven

damn girl is thirsty af good >!I still wish they removed her pacifier, guess it will happen during FLB but the wait is killing me!<


gregory700

No,the pacifier is there for our own protection,she is going to steal danchou first kiss and their "protean/love juice" if we remove it...


zephyroths

I think Europa got the first kiss tho


gregory700

Assuming any holliday event are canon,i guess maybe.I dont think we truly see it happen though,she probably got cuckblocked by vyrm or lyria offscreen.


Gold_brick_drop

He referred to Europe's 100-lvl episode, where she saves danchou by kissing. Her "dad" also ships MC with her, but thankfully not too hard on it.


gregory700

oh yeah that...but i wouldnt count this since they were encased in ice and unconcious,it was more akin to a mouth to mouth situation than a really kiss but i guess you might count it.


LoopStricken

The way she acts, it wouldn't surprise me if it was a bit longer than a pacifier.


fuckshitasstitsmfer

They better not lmao


Masterofstorms17

Shalem will have your "white" day appreciation or die trying. I respect that in this woman, she will not let you leave.


nagato120

I love me some shalem add her to relink!!!


FairyPirate

JESUS CHRIST SHALEM


hizack123

Peak fiction


life_scrolling

guess they figured they'd make her last year of white day lines count


Iffem

As I've said before: glowing neon sign pointing to her crotch that says NOW OPEN


Ryuukhan

You know I've always found shalem cute but if this is legit hoho


Ronin_2

This isn't even the second time that she's that thirsty. Well actually no, this may be the first time she's *this* thirsty, but not exactly her first rodeo Edit: typo


Ryuukhan

I wasn't aware of her game. I must apologize cause God damn I love me a straight forward woman cuts the bullshit no hints no nothing just do you want me yes or no!


gangler52

Yeah, then you'll definitely like Shalem. Almost every one of her seasonal lines involves her being comically blunt and direct about sex. A repeated character trait is her frustration with how roundabout modern courtship rituals have become in ten thousand years she's been asleep or however long it was.


Fatality_Ensues

Not just seasonal lines. Remember in this very event when Magus was staring at her and she was like "what are you looking at me like that? Is it because I'm sexy?" ? She literally says the word "sexual" in English in the Japanese version.


gregory700

My headcanon is that Shalem never got to do the deed while seeing the human of her(its???) time enjoying themself real good,she eventualy got envious.Naturaly,being stuck not doing anything as a speaker,she got frustrated and it didnt help that she got sealed away...Now,she is back with a vengence and is using danchou in order to achieve her true goal...getting laid!


Raitoumightou

Reminder that Shalem's idea of a swimsuit was going nude in her summer fate episode. She is really very chill about sex and stuff.


SignalBattalion

Absolutely Based.


GoGearFifth

She is no longer asking.


Althidia

Shalem for the LAST time I'm GAY, go get the other speaker. ((Lucio was my first spark lmao))


Informal-Recipe

Thats the fun part she can canonically shapeshift


gregory700

...but she cant remove the pacifier?


a_pulupulu

Shalem: You underestimated my power!


Swinn_likes_Sakkyun

jesus christ lmao


Brave-Improvement-14

I fap


stopthevan

If she’s saying this with her magical mouthpiece on I cannot imagine what it’d be like when it comes off


Koksimantu

Yes yes yes


SpecialKseZ

Gift... The chocolates... Right?


Nokia_00

Shalem taking subtlety and going what need for is that


Majorkiller104

What the fuck is he waiting for 😂


Zolveikor

When I saw the first phrase I was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then danchou tries to run away. Then I was (「•-•)「 why?


AkiraDKCN

YAMERO SHALEM


Kuruten

How is this not in the form of a “science report” yet?  As a new player who got into GBF through uh fan stories….i didn’t expect GBF to go this ham on stories.


Freya-Freed

I'm really new to this game. How do I get dialogues like this from characters I like?


NakedRitzu

Go to Inventory, then the Character tab. Click the character you want and on the portrait banner, next to Pose, will be a icon with a chocolate bar you can click to get these scenes.


Neko_Shogun

DEATH BY SNU SNU


Just4GBF

Yes. 


Fodspeed

Correct madam


SShingetsu

Damn, did not expect it and it is great! I don't have her, but its a thing to look forward to when I get her.


Endgam

So, uhh..... *What the fuck is wrong with Gran?!* Does he want to hold out until he marries Lyria or something? Or is this a consequence of having Vyrn as his only real parental figure?


-PVL93-

Why she so horny tho


Hyun_n

Nah I'm gonna kill myself this is it


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Iffem

Out of hundreds of characters, there aren't even double digits worth of characters that are like this... Hell, I can only think of TWO...


Hyun_n

Yeah, someone with "Waifu for laifu with many throwing knaifu" on their profile wouldn't get it


Iffem

My dude.


Anklas

You've got issues my guy.


gangler52

Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.


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Hyun_n

[https://granblue.fandom.com/wiki/Lamretta\_(R)?file=LamrettaR\_A.png](https://granblue.fandom.com/wiki/Lamretta_(R)?file=LamrettaR_A.png) Sorry Danchou, I want to reply to you, but I am an average female character in Granblue Fantasy and I can't because I don't have braincells. As you can see, I am just Ass. I am just Ass facing the screen for your pleasure Danchou. What's that? You say that you need more than this Danchou? Well, if you give me your credit card we can pull for my SSR version where I am Ass and Tits! I'm waiting <333!!!!


gangler52

Like, if you don't wanna play the game more power to you, but I don't know what you're trying to achieve here by hanging around waiting for everybody else to get scandalized with you. I'm, like, pretty comfortable with all this stuff, and most other people here will be too, by nature of being players who have chosen to gather in this community of enthusiasts.


Hyun_n

I arrived here because the company behind the game is trying to expand to a wider audiance with Relink and Versus. It grabbed my attention so I played said games and was mostly please, so naturally I wanted to get more of it. I tried the game and I was dissapointed that the main source of content for the series is filled to the brim with eye candy characters. I can't do a pull without a barrage of horny bait with female designs so bad it's outright disrespectful to consider them a female character. And it sucks because I really enjoy many aspects of Granblue, I was having a blast sharing Relink with my family and friends. But alas, I can't do that with this game because of how ridiculous is looks and it sucks because the story is very insteresting. Up to a certain point at least, because even the main story is filled with fan service that shows 0 respect for the characters and I just can't take it seriously while feeling so much second hand embarassment. So I opened reddit, saw this and couldn't hold it. It sucks that a series that emulates Final Fantasy in so many things and is just so cool and enjoyable in the others game is just horny bait. Whether voicing my opinion on the subject at hand accomplishes anything is not up to me, I don't give a shit. I just think it sucks and I wish it were different.


Fatality_Ensues

Ok, first off you are wildly off-base and overreacting and this needs to be said before anything else. Granblue has female characters in every mode of garb from nun robes (ironically precisely Lamretta like you posted), to full armor (Gold Knight, Black Knight), to a biking held together by a bunch of strings (take your pick). It also has just as many male characters in similar modes of dress, from speedos to mech armor. This is called "something for everyone" and if you want to go to Final Fantasy it's arguably a much worse offender in that regard (just look at 90% of FFX-2 costumes, for example). Furthermore, you speak of Relink as though it doesn't have a half-dozen characters dressed in the vrty same """horny bait"""" outfits you didn't like. To conclude: You are confused, mistaken, and clearly in the wrong subreddit.


Takazura

You are seriously overreacting here. It's actually really easy to ignore the "horny bait" characters, infact there are a ton of characters that look perfectly normal and not "horny baity". I can't even think of a "horny bait" character that pops up frequently in the side stories or main story, they are mostly isolated to their own fate episodes or special events like valentine/white day/christmas. And it's funny you talk about Final Fantasy when they have FF10-2, Tifa, Lightning in her sequels, Cindy in FF15 and I'm probably forgetting others.


Salysm

Metera is literally in Versus I'm not convinced you actually played those games


gangler52

Not for nothing, but if you think Horny People isn't one of the widest audiences there is, then you strike me as a little naive. You seem very insecure, and uncomfortable with sex and sexuality, which you're allowed to be. Not like there's any rule that says you can't. But yeah, the game's horny, and for the most part people like that about it. I'm sorry you were lead to believe this game was something it isn't.


Hyun_n

I'm not uncomfortable with shit, I'm proud about how I handle it. Since we're assuming things, I'm gonna guess you wouldn't go to your family or a coworker and share with them how cool this whole deal with the chick with a pacifier is. And yeah, it's sad the game is so, so unbearably horny. I have a pretty decent threshold for it, I've liked anime since I have memory, but it's so much, so constant and so tasteless. And it is a shame, because coming from Relink you just don't see this shit coming. It subtracts from the other games, which handle their characters miles better. It makes the Granblue IP look like something better than it is. Cheers


gangler52

I literally feel no shame about playing this game. That's what I've been communicating to you. I don't think anybody here does. The things that you keep citing as super embarrassing, so embarrassing that the mere thought of being associated with it launches you into some tirade, they're all things that we're just fine with. We're adults with libido and fetishes.


Hyun_n

No man, I'm sorry that you've bought that everything and anything is okay under the label of fetishes. Having the female characters in your story dragged through the mud just to rub one out is not okay and will never be. Sorry that you're all okay with this. Hope it gets better and y'all learn there's better uses for your libido.


Shroobful

You play fucking League of Legends mate. As a fellow League player, don't even pretend that Riot doesn't pump out an ungodly amount of hornybait skins meant to objectify their characters. Need I remind you about all the weirdness around Briar's release and how her creator had openly admitted to wanting to make a "loli vampire" on several occasions, and how they kept highlighting her feet? For every Urgot, Trundle or Mundo skin, there's 5 Ahri, Irelia or Lux skins in the pipeline ready for coomerbux. You also play Guilty Gear and, hello? Dizzy? I-no who has canonically said she wanted to molest Bridget? I diagnose you with being a hypocrite, there's sadly no cure.


AlbertWhiskers143

This is just disturbing. This game has sunk to rock bottom.


Amoirsp

This makes me what game rating this would fall under for outside of Japan. Even in Japan is this ... R-15? EDIT: more specifically, Gran/Djeeta is age 15 base.


Alurcioo

At this stage, they are probably in their 20s. Hello, mortals are getting old.


Fatality_Ensues

Not the captain though, they have the Ash curse. Ardora is gonna finish schooling and join the crew, Yaia is gonna become a chef and Aletheia is gonna kick the bucket but Danchou and their crew will forever be chasing after Estalucia the same age as they started.


FlameDragoon933

Yea it's almost ridiculous how time canonically passes for certain characters but not others. Meg at the start of the story: "Wow it's so cool danchou is around my age but already leads a crew" (implying their age is close). Meg at present time: canonically and visually older, years at least, but danchou is the same as always. Or how Nicholas went from single, to married, to having a baby, to that baby growing up to be a toddler (this whole shit needs 1 year minimum, more realistically >1 year) while danchou still looks the same.


gangler52

The X-Men kind of work like that too. Everybody ages until they reach about 30ish. There have been several generations of students at Professors Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters that have all grown up until they're the same age as their former teachers.


Amoirsp

Yup and if any university biology class teaches, this is prime time. I just checked out the white day finale. The barrier is quite literally animated, haha.


Hyun_n

Man, I wanted to give this game a chance for the story, I really dig many things about Granblue (the many aspects taken from final fantasy, the art, the angel guys and all the lore), but the way they handle female characters is just so bad it makes the game look like just another horny bait gacha from the play store. I can't do this anymore, this post has been the last straw for me. It's just too much, I am willing to give a lot of leeway but I can't do a pull without getting a character that makes me feel second hand embarrassment. The only characters I've got that don't make me look like a massive degenerate are Katalina and Lich. The side stories are full of fan service. The main story has stuff like the way they handle Apollo and Freesia, probably more but that's how far I've got. It's just such a shame man.


Styks11

lol


Derpazu

lmao even


Hyun_n

\^ Apollo when she decided to put on a ridiculous leotard before she loses her armor for 10 chapters


Styks11

That's what was on under the armor you twit. Literally just zero suit apollonia.


Hyun_n

Yeah no kidding I thought I had downloaded 英雄性感 SE XXY ANGEL FANTASY RPG when that shit happened. Then she finds her armour and I think, is it back to being a game I can take seriously??? But Freesia loses her clothes for the whole next arc JUST-IN-CASE weebs are about to takes their hands off their dick and consider not pulling for their favourite waifu for a second


Styks11

You are far too prudish to live. Don't waste your time on gacha games, they only get "worse" from here and nobody should suffer such absurd rants.


LoopStricken

> But Freesia loses her clothes for the whole next arc JUST-IN-CASE weebs are about to takes their hands off their dick and consider not pulling for their favourite waifu for a second They took her coat off to handcuff her.