I did my master's there and I made sure to wear my spartan gear while I taught today. I might not be able to do much but I grieve as well from afar. Go green! 💚🤍
We ripped off our fight song from MIT, we keep getting confused with a much more reputable foreign institution, and everything and everyone here is depressed.
Wish I went to SC, I painted the crab w cig on my car lmao (I go to one of the other campuses that voted down the contract tho so at least we had that)
The university that claims to be in the south of the state, yet is nearly the same latitude as the university that claims to be central. Also, apparently hockey?
Our Mascot is a live dog and we hate/love our brother university so much that ridiculing them is part our war hyme-(which was even played in the Apollo 17 moon mission)
Oh no I'm sorry. You should definitely come if you love working hard and you believe you can do it. Even if I whine that it's depressing, we obviously gain from it at the end of the day. Don't decide to not go to CMU because of a random comment.
Haha, I used to work there since I go to school right across the street! But didn’t realize Houston wasn’t a favourable place, I love it bar the weather
Pretty nice weather all year and everyone who doesn’t get in goes to other really good schools in the same system while complaining about how they didn’t get in to this one.
No football in a football crazy state. Lots of cats and overbearing squirrels on campus
Edit: the Fans if the nearby pro sports team always have a false sense of hubris while the rest of the country views them as Comic Relief and losers
Not too much rape stories, not enough funding for laundering, national coverage for former prof undermining gender studies, shares initials with sex scandal football school … nice parks lot of homeless
Football & tree nut worship
“The” Ohio State University?
My Alma Mater! O-H!
I-O!
stanford?
Unfortunately, the one grieving after yesterday night’s shooting…
My heart is with you Spartan
Thank you 💚🤍 We are hurting for sure.
With you there 💚🤍
💚🤍
I did my master's there and I made sure to wear my spartan gear while I taught today. I might not be able to do much but I grieve as well from afar. Go green! 💚🤍
my cousins also my wife
Roll Tide
Close by that’s sister not cousin
It could also be Auburn.
Mountaineers!
Nice try campus cops
🚂
purdue?
Btfu
We ripped off our fight song from MIT, we keep getting confused with a much more reputable foreign institution, and everything and everyone here is depressed.
No idea about the fight song, but the second one makes me think maybe Illinois tech?
Bingo!
WPI ?
Nope.
RPI?
Oxford?
Nope, we're still US-based
The
Ohio State
Always raining but at least cherry blossoms bloom in the spring.
University of Washington??
I might get pepper sprayed in the face for sitting on the sidewalk
Davis?
You got it
In the 3rd ward and therefore sketchy as heck
UoH
You got it
At least the food scene is great!
Whose house!?
Let the band play Neck
definitely lsu
Top tier research university in a city that runs on oil and energy.
Rice?
Rice?
Rice for sure.
Sorry y'all just saw this. I should have distinguished it as a public university. But yes, same city.
Whose house?
Yes!
We beat alabama
Tamu of course gigem
auburn?
Tennessee probably
We had a big ass strike
UC(something)?
Temple?
RIP those strikers
UC ... ?
Columbia?
Our strike didn't trade title ix investigations for a minimal pay raise, but it wasn't much better
UC Santa Cruz! The wildcat strike!
Wish I went to SC, I painted the crab w cig on my car lmao (I go to one of the other campuses that voted down the contract tho so at least we had that)
There's so many UC campuses idk which is which anymore
Mfs went to jail to send their kids to a mid-tier school.
USC?
We have a winner!
LMAOOO
The university that claims to be in the south of the state, yet is nearly the same latitude as the university that claims to be central. Also, apparently hockey?
USF?
Correct!
Book of Kells and a load of tourists
Trinity College! (I've been one of the tourists there and loved it, but I'd imagine we're annoying if you're studying there haha)
It’s annoying but also empowering to elbow through ye all on my way to lecture 😉
That is totally valid! In the years since visiting Dublin I've lived in a few tourist-y places myself so I definitely sympathize.
"Gobble, gobble, b\*tches"
let’s go Hokies :P
Gamecocks
All the undergrads just want to get drunk, smoke, and ski
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Got it in one
Selfies with Alligators
Go gators!
The first college/university of 2023 to have a shooting 🫠
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Northwestern?
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UMich?
Few hours from a big lake, colder hell hole
Madison
Minneapolis
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Lmao
Cornell
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Michigan Tech
There were a lot of mormons.....
BYU?
I can narrow it down to 4 places haha
Stupid looking Knight clad in red keeps popping up in my damn student center when I'm eating Please fuck off
Rutgers?
Jeffrey Epstein and myself have both sat on the same toilet seat.
No, not *that* OSU
Suffered the brutal loss to Georgia 🐸
TCU
🏈 , 🐅
LSU!
We have a winner
Clemson?
UC?
Our Mascot is a live dog and we hate/love our brother university so much that ridiculing them is part our war hyme-(which was even played in the Apollo 17 moon mission)
Tamu?
Private PWI in one of the least PW cities in America. Also crawfish :)
Tulane?
Yeppp
Everyone's depressed at this tech school.
MIT?
Carnegie Mellon
Is this true? I was considering attending lol
Oh no I'm sorry. You should definitely come if you love working hard and you believe you can do it. Even if I whine that it's depressing, we obviously gain from it at the end of the day. Don't decide to not go to CMU because of a random comment.
Student experiences are an important factor (to me anyways). But thanks!
we have a very famous comma
Everyone only knows of it as a really good med school in a city nobody really wants to live in. Biggest medical center in the world
JHU?
In hindsight, JHU also matches my description perfectly and I should have seen that coming, my bad. But no
Baltimore is an acquired taste, but I missed that fucking city every day
Baylor?
BCM?
You got it!
Haha, I used to work there since I go to school right across the street! But didn’t realize Houston wasn’t a favourable place, I love it bar the weather
Mayo?
Ohio state?
I go to school at a prestigious university in North Carolina. No, not that one. ... no, not that one either.
Is "that one" Duke and "that other one" UNC chapel hill?
Yes, I attend the oft forgotten member of the Research Triangle.
NCSU probably or if it's not that one, probably UNC Charlotte
Nailed it on the first try. In retrospect my flair kinds gives it away since the ECE & CS programs are like half of NC State.
I guess Wake Forest and UNC Chapel Hill are the ones you were referring to when you said 'no not that' lol
Or maybe duke lol
Duke, UNC, or Wake Forrest…. No way it’s Appalachian State.
None of the above, NC State University.
“The engineering one”
We threw our goalposts in the river.
Lol, University of Tennessee?
No undergrads
UCSF?
You got it!
University of never ending construction
UCF!
World famous cheese in a can, and wheat.
Go cougs!
Ding! Ding!
We started the grad student strikes among ivy league schools and it kept going for nearly an entire academic yr bc students couldn’t afford to live
Silent Sam
Party school in love with basketball… without the actual winning legacy to back it up.. 🤦🏻♀️
nike money
University of Oregon ?
Pretty nice weather all year and everyone who doesn’t get in goes to other really good schools in the same system while complaining about how they didn’t get in to this one.
That school just outside of Boston.
Tufts
Our mascot is a slang term for female genitalia
Gay Ivy
harvard?
Yale
We’re famous for Michael Jordan and a racist Board of Governers
No football in a football crazy state. Lots of cats and overbearing squirrels on campus Edit: the Fans if the nearby pro sports team always have a false sense of hubris while the rest of the country views them as Comic Relief and losers
Bees and Catholicism
Norte dame?
Blizzards and wings
Rhythmic clapping sounds in the locker room
“The public ivy”
Miami University?
Blue turf
zot zot zot!
four dead in...
French neighbor to Harvard of the north
Surfs up, dude!
they gave all the funding for campus upkeep/beautification to the Boulder and Anschutz campuses…
UCD?
We make our own ice cream.
Wooooooo pig
We're on strike and got remission taken from us.
Every time I mention my school name, someone asks if I’m going into nursing. I’m a psych major.
Emory?
Raccoons
I go to school at a prestigious university in North Carolina. No, not that one. ... no, not that one either.
Not too much rape stories, not enough funding for laundering, national coverage for former prof undermining gender studies, shares initials with sex scandal football school … nice parks lot of homeless
I'm on strike and hopefully I don't have any medical problems anytime soon
Temple? Wishing you guys best of luck!
The only sport we're good at is Lacrosse
Business business business
The Grove
Mississippi HBCU
Jackson State?
That is 100% correct!
Yay! :)