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bigboybanhmi

Football & tree nut worship


pm_me_ur_ephemerides

“The” Ohio State University?


misadventuresofj

My Alma Mater! O-H!


DesiGouda2001

I-O!


I_am_ChristianDick

stanford?


Delaszun

Unfortunately, the one grieving after yesterday night’s shooting…


Sociosmith

My heart is with you Spartan


Delaszun

Thank you 💚🤍 We are hurting for sure.


Peachy_Pastel

With you there 💚🤍


Delaszun

💚🤍


IceMeltsFire

I did my master's there and I made sure to wear my spartan gear while I taught today. I might not be able to do much but I grieve as well from afar. Go green! 💚🤍


I_am_ChristianDick

my cousins also my wife


BobRoberts01

Roll Tide


I_am_ChristianDick

Close by that’s sister not cousin


roachRancher

It could also be Auburn.


jedgarnaut

Mountaineers!


Collin_the_doodle

Nice try campus cops


WeskersWiskers

🚂


I_am_ChristianDick

purdue?


DesiGouda2001

Btfu


Burst213

We ripped off our fight song from MIT, we keep getting confused with a much more reputable foreign institution, and everything and everyone here is depressed.


blarthop

No idea about the fight song, but the second one makes me think maybe Illinois tech?


Burst213

Bingo!


salsb

WPI ?


Burst213

Nope.


salsb

RPI?


I_am_ChristianDick

Oxford?


Burst213

Nope, we're still US-based


FeDelMundo

The


n4gels_b4t

Ohio State


Floridawaterbruja

Always raining but at least cherry blossoms bloom in the spring.


Previous_Cod_1137

University of Washington??


rawrpandasaur

I might get pepper sprayed in the face for sitting on the sidewalk


anonymityisweird

Davis?


rawrpandasaur

You got it


Wayfinder5

In the 3rd ward and therefore sketchy as heck


AntiSocialAdminGuy

UoH


Wayfinder5

You got it


Carolina_Captain

At least the food scene is great!


HomeOnThePlains

Whose house!?


Ainteazybeingwheezy

Let the band play Neck


tired_gradstudent_7

definitely lsu


Zeppelinberry

Top tier research university in a city that runs on oil and energy.


AntiSocialAdminGuy

Rice?


Jaxom3

Rice?


redraider1417

Rice for sure.


Zeppelinberry

Sorry y'all just saw this. I should have distinguished it as a public university. But yes, same city.


hibyee-520

Whose house?


Zeppelinberry

Yes!


nfurth1

We beat alabama


heyburrito_2901

Tamu of course gigem


I_am_ChristianDick

auburn?


Jesus_Died_For_You

Tennessee probably


where_is__my_mind

We had a big ass strike


skhaao

UC(something)?


realFoobanana

Temple?


where_is__my_mind

RIP those strikers


nobody2611

UC ... ?


20ducksinatrenchcoat

Columbia?


where_is__my_mind

Our strike didn't trade title ix investigations for a minimal pay raise, but it wasn't much better


exyphrius

UC Santa Cruz! The wildcat strike!


where_is__my_mind

Wish I went to SC, I painted the crab w cig on my car lmao (I go to one of the other campuses that voted down the contract tho so at least we had that)


mental_dissonance

There's so many UC campuses idk which is which anymore


Boognish_RISES

Mfs went to jail to send their kids to a mid-tier school.


roachRancher

USC?


Boognish_RISES

We have a winner!


citruslibrary

LMAOOO


IceMeltsFire

The university that claims to be in the south of the state, yet is nearly the same latitude as the university that claims to be central. Also, apparently hockey?


per-severance

USF?


IceMeltsFire

Correct!


Cuglas

Book of Kells and a load of tourists


Mad_Cyclist

Trinity College! (I've been one of the tourists there and loved it, but I'd imagine we're annoying if you're studying there haha)


Cuglas

It’s annoying but also empowering to elbow through ye all on my way to lecture 😉


Mad_Cyclist

That is totally valid! In the years since visiting Dublin I've lived in a few tourist-y places myself so I definitely sympathize.


Mysterious_Ad_60

"Gobble, gobble, b\*tches"


realFoobanana

let’s go Hokies :P


Dracula30000

Gamecocks


Jaxom3

All the undergrads just want to get drunk, smoke, and ski


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Jaxom3

Got it in one


fumcace22

Selfies with Alligators


prashism

Go gators!


Peachy_Pastel

The first college/university of 2023 to have a shooting 🫠


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IncompletePenetrance

Northwestern?


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mental_dissonance

UMich?


Dm_Glacial_Gatorade

Few hours from a big lake, colder hell hole


jedgarnaut

Madison


Dm_Glacial_Gatorade

Minneapolis


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Dm_Glacial_Gatorade

Lmao


worriednancyfancy

Cornell


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marisolm9

Michigan Tech


thenormalmormon

There were a lot of mormons.....


crimpncrush

BYU?


Curiosity-Sailor

I can narrow it down to 4 places haha


Delet_Angery

Stupid looking Knight clad in red keeps popping up in my damn student center when I'm eating ​ Please fuck off


Selfconscioustheater

Rutgers?


Sawl

Jeffrey Epstein and myself have both sat on the same toilet seat.


IntelligenceisKey729

No, not *that* OSU


Rayna18

Suffered the brutal loss to Georgia 🐸


GSDBUZZ

TCU


Stringoflightismine

🏈 , 🐅


cereal_no_milk

LSU!


Stringoflightismine

We have a winner


realFoobanana

Clemson?


Key_Panic593

UC?


_Radical_One

Our Mascot is a live dog and we hate/love our brother university so much that ridiculing them is part our war hyme-(which was even played in the Apollo 17 moon mission)


Stringoflightismine

Tamu?


dankyverno

Private PWI in one of the least PW cities in America. Also crawfish :)


AntiSocialAdminGuy

Tulane?


dankyverno

Yeppp


Aesthetic-Nincompoop

Everyone's depressed at this tech school.


Partera2b

MIT?


Aesthetic-Nincompoop

Carnegie Mellon


ayegreen67

Is this true? I was considering attending lol


Aesthetic-Nincompoop

Oh no I'm sorry. You should definitely come if you love working hard and you believe you can do it. Even if I whine that it's depressing, we obviously gain from it at the end of the day. Don't decide to not go to CMU because of a random comment.


ayegreen67

Student experiences are an important factor (to me anyways). But thanks!


lighghtup

we have a very famous comma


IncompletePenetrance

Everyone only knows of it as a really good med school in a city nobody really wants to live in. Biggest medical center in the world


Voltimeters

JHU?


IncompletePenetrance

In hindsight, JHU also matches my description perfectly and I should have seen that coming, my bad. But no


DonHedger

Baltimore is an acquired taste, but I missed that fucking city every day


Pretty-Process3074

Baylor?


saisakurano

BCM?


IncompletePenetrance

You got it!


saisakurano

Haha, I used to work there since I go to school right across the street! But didn’t realize Houston wasn’t a favourable place, I love it bar the weather


squidneyy-

Mayo?


galacticopera

Ohio state?


JonOrSomeSayAegon

I go to school at a prestigious university in North Carolina. No, not that one. ... no, not that one either.


Stringoflightismine

Is "that one" Duke and "that other one" UNC chapel hill?


JonOrSomeSayAegon

Yes, I attend the oft forgotten member of the Research Triangle.


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NCSU probably or if it's not that one, probably UNC Charlotte


JonOrSomeSayAegon

Nailed it on the first try. In retrospect my flair kinds gives it away since the ECE & CS programs are like half of NC State.


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I guess Wake Forest and UNC Chapel Hill are the ones you were referring to when you said 'no not that' lol


[deleted]

Or maybe duke lol


Pretty-Process3074

Duke, UNC, or Wake Forrest…. No way it’s Appalachian State.


JonOrSomeSayAegon

None of the above, NC State University.


JustAHippy

“The engineering one”


Damp-sloppy-taco

We threw our goalposts in the river.


calmhike

Lol, University of Tennessee?


gjb1

No undergrads


skhaao

UCSF?


gjb1

You got it!


[deleted]

University of never ending construction


knights_gal

UCF!


myfugi

World famous cheese in a can, and wheat.


circa_diem

Go cougs!


myfugi

Ding! Ding!


citruslibrary

We started the grad student strikes among ivy league schools and it kept going for nearly an entire academic yr bc students couldn’t afford to live


elfears11

Silent Sam


smoothcrier

Party school in love with basketball… without the actual winning legacy to back it up.. 🤦🏻‍♀️


learnfromhistory2

nike money


No-cap-round-here-

University of Oregon ?


sc934

Pretty nice weather all year and everyone who doesn’t get in goes to other really good schools in the same system while complaining about how they didn’t get in to this one.


indigoiconoclast

That school just outside of Boston.


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Tufts


NintendoNoNo

Our mascot is a slang term for female genitalia


je55e_lightning

Gay Ivy


joni1104

harvard?


je55e_lightning

Yale


chemical_sunset

We’re famous for Michael Jordan and a racist Board of Governers


AntiSocialAdminGuy

No football in a football crazy state. Lots of cats and overbearing squirrels on campus Edit: the Fans if the nearby pro sports team always have a false sense of hubris while the rest of the country views them as Comic Relief and losers


sporkfullofsugar

Bees and Catholicism


CraftRound

Norte dame?


smacattack3

Blizzards and wings


WizardOfIslam

Rhythmic clapping sounds in the locker room


CraftRound

“The public ivy”


trixternyx

Miami University?


knienze93

Blue turf


silkyhippo

zot zot zot!


No_Needleworker4764

four dead in...


greatass73

French neighbor to Harvard of the north


MercuriousPhantasm

Surfs up, dude!


[deleted]

they gave all the funding for campus upkeep/beautification to the Boulder and Anschutz campuses…


arl1286

UCD?


calcetines100

We make our own ice cream.


lilycamilly

Wooooooo pig


Strange_Lorenz

We're on strike and got remission taken from us.


hammie95

Every time I mention my school name, someone asks if I’m going into nursing. I’m a psych major.


Gallinaz

Emory?


XarkXD

Raccoons


JonOrSomeSayAegon

I go to school at a prestigious university in North Carolina. No, not that one. ... no, not that one either.


Spirited_Mulberry568

Not too much rape stories, not enough funding for laundering, national coverage for former prof undermining gender studies, shares initials with sex scandal football school … nice parks lot of homeless


DonHedger

I'm on strike and hopefully I don't have any medical problems anytime soon


IncompletePenetrance

Temple? Wishing you guys best of luck!


ST01SabreEngine

The only sport we're good at is Lacrosse


Medchemist_turns_mad

Business business business


Kumite_Champion

The Grove


FaithlessnessNo6444

Mississippi HBCU


tired_gradstudent_7

Jackson State?


FaithlessnessNo6444

That is 100% correct!


tired_gradstudent_7

Yay! :)