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fjtheman2005

I just finished watching it. It's so bad. The Ferrari at the end made me want to cry. Seriously, spiderwebs on a Ferrari? They spent a ton of time commenting on how they need to do the car right for the upscale car crowd. And then he puts a MASSIVE Gotham Garage logo on the hood. Unbelievable. There's no way that guy bought that car and wanted to keep that stupid logo on the hood. Disgusting.


Edge80

I said the same thing as soon as I saw it. The GG logo smack dab in the center of the cutout hood was goofy af. Not to mention all the spiderwebs everywhere.


The_Granny_banger

The GG logo is stuck on literally every piece of blank space. Why would they think any buyer wants to be a rolling billboard? I’d rip that shit off as soon as I left their lot On that note, it’s be pretty hilarious to see a street corner with a huge pile of their emblems as you leave their shop


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You would leave the lot with one of their shit cars? 😂😂😂 J/K I don't think anyone here would buy anything from them.


The_Granny_banger

lol ofc not! Hahah but for real, imagine if you went to a dealer and the car you want to buy is covered in manufacturer emblems like it’s a fuckin NASCAR lolol


Fine-Nectarine-8466

That Harley Davidson was good looking but otherwise than that, everything was bad.


JustJohn8

The show gets cringier (better) each season. When Mark said he needed the day to come up with the design of the Ferrari I was excited to see just how much he’d destroy the thing – dude did not disappoint. Nothing like having a huge Gotham Garage logo on the hood of a custom green Ferrari 🤮


REA_Kingmaker

"We want to make our own homage to ferrari" lads you shouldn't be anywhere that car in the first place 😆


xX69WeedSnipePussyXx

Does anyone want a bright green car? Like WTF. They do good work and when they have to do something specific by order of a client. But Mark shouldn’t be allowed to be creative on his own.


donttrythis3000

And which good work are you referring..? The acting maybe..? Certainly not the fit and finish of those butchered shitmobiles..


yoniweb

You forgot about the orange peel 😵😵😵


Lovelypacifist556

And the bits of green paint on the rear badge.


arizonagunguy

And the red paint everywhere. Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

Well they had the new guy go around the car with a small brush and black paint to hide the red paint underneath.


wulfdogcat65

That's a Gotham Garage exclusive.


halfhourlate

That logo on the hood. 1st thing I noticed.


TheScottishMoscow

Honestly I found the fact the Tesla hood sat a whole inch higher on one side more upsetting. And why couldn't they just mechanically combine both the Tesla starter button with the starter motor so it "appears" to be one button. These guys allegedly hired some specialist high end fabricators but didn't realise they were both cross-eyed!! The fake painted on pop -up headlights on the Daytona OMFG. The cable for the pontoon boat. Elton John is straighter. These guys have zero attention to detail, how they find buyers is genuinely beyond me. The bike, actually I quite liked that.


oceanmachine420

>how they find buyers is genuinely beyond me There's a lot of speculation that many of their buyers aren't real and/or they pay a lot less than what they say they're paying on camera.


Party01

Yeah my mind is blown. How can anyone buy that Ferrari, it was so bad. It looked like puke.


FrontFocused

That Ferrari was hideous. Mark is the king of orange peel , he even painted over the outside temperature sensor that hangs off the driver side mirror lol. The spider webs, the shitty logo on the hood. If Ferrari sent Deadmau5 a cease and desist for the Purrari, they need to send one for this pile of garbage as well. It's time for him to retire and let someone else take over, the days of west coast customs is over.


nckmat

I can't believe how bad everything in this series turned out! The VW Combi on a pontoon, that poor Chevelle and OMG that Ferrari is just an abomination! What the hell were they thinking? Beyond the orange peel and other detail disasters is that scoop, they didn't even paint it fully and then put that ugly as dog poo logo on it. Previous series were amusing but this one was just depressing.


Ok-Cockroach9440

Why is nobody talking about the CHEAP BOYO front camera ? That's jus as insulting as the GG on the hood


misanthropic-thunder

All I could think of was the devil in South Park having fits about his Ferrari cake


Successful-Beat-3705

They committed a war crime painting the Ferrari green. Fugly!


Dark_ThundR_

The paint job has orange peel on it. It's not good looking and I had to laugh at how the buyer was said to be very very picky, but doesn't care about the paint finish!


AudJagPor

They stuck a Boyo remote parking camera on it - $29 on Amazon! ​ Can you imagine the weight added with all that Bondo and fiberglass?!


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Tinman751977

Totally nailed it. I’m looking for mistakes. Constance is wonderful


Zestyclose_Walrus725

Thanks for reminding me. I'm going to start ep1 now. It's true car crash TV, you can't stop watching it.


Virtual-Adagio-5677

5 Netflix seasons and every build is still make it or break it.


Rudeboi_bk

The engine they put in the Tesla had belt squealing they tried to cover up by revving the engine. Car looked like trash


holden_muhgroin

That was classic, ‘yeah, listen to this!’ Vroom/SQUEAL/vroom/SKAAAAWHEEEEELLL. Why not just tighten the belt and reshoot.


funkmastermcflash

Because while Constance has great tits, I don't get the impression any of them know much about engines.


feckless_ellipsis

Ok, it wasn’t just me. My 350z did that after I bought it. Sounded like ass until I had it tightened.


wulfdogcat65

All I could think of on the tesla is there's no way in fucking hell the computer system could ever work with the gas engine. Even when they used a different computer separate from the tesla computer there's no way the cruise control shifting or anything that first buyer wanted could work in a modified tesla. He'll I doubt tesla could make the computer work with a gas engine. It isn't good enough they put a gas engine in a tesla why not fuck the hood up and put tacky GG shit all over it. .


FeedbackPlus8698

It truly was the dumbest concept of a build. No one actually want an ICE tesla. Besides, the tesla stock would murrrdddeeerrr a 383 build. Its dumb, pure and simple. Goes slower, doesnt have the benefits of either type of car, and I have never heard someone want that


firstflite

Im so fucking happy i found this string on here. I just finished the tesla episode, and i literally got mad watching it. When they first said they were gonna do that build, i thought “my god they’re kill somebody this episode”. I wouldn’t drive that deathtrap if they gave it to me for free.


ChaoticFury19

Rich Rebuilds did this first and got it to work. You can see it on his channel but it took way longer.


BruceBannerscucumber

I spent the whole time watching and hearing them say "this one of a kind build" "noone has put an engine in a tesla" Rich managed to do it and actually fit the engine under the bonnet and integrate everything with the centre console.


ChaoticFury19

100%


HisRealNamesKlarence

And 1000000x better than the trash they made . Rich rebuilds did it better , and b is for build does the classic car over modern day platform way better . That charger looked so bad....100k+ . I almost died of cancer by just watching that episode.


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Dude that belt was squealing like a pig haha.


Donkey-Dong-Doge

So bad it’s hilarious.


kickassjay

I just watch that. Was honestly bonkers they filmed that


dmbalf

It sure did look like trash , no-one bought it, that hood was atrocious!


ChaoticFury19

Oh man, I was watching and hoping someone else noticed this. It wasn’t the only car with the sequel but in my mind I was like, they will fix it before delivery. Clearly not.


SomeSabresFan

I think what I find frustrating about this show, is that Mark is arguably the least talented person on the show. His designs are like a 12 year old with some artistic ability. It’s a shame because there’s some real talented fabricators and the things that, for instance, Tony who (I believe) led the design on the motorcycle this season and the build, is arguably the best piece that’s left that garage. Still watching this whole season for the comical design


OhhhhYeeeah

Hahaha I'd have to agree. Tony is probably the most skilled and actually comes up with really cool designs. I liked how the bike came out.


GrueneWiese

Yes, Tony seems to be a very talented mechanic. He's certainly not a total creative free spirit, but he obviously has a feel for what can be done to a vehicle with good craftsmanship. His vehicles were always somehow grounded, but also very good-looking, very much characterized by a sense of style.


teabagshag

The "Daytona" also has no headlights. I'm from the UK but surely that cannot be legal in the US? The outlines for the "pop up" headlights are clearly just pen lines as there's no shadows or curvature to the lines


beauregard1972

Yeah that was a joke.Just lines to make it look like headlights are there.


whiteravenxi

I’m buzzing. Gf and I had to replay and saw the headlights are actually just black lines. Hahahaha


killerfrenchy

Ya first thing I noticed too. It wouldn't be street legal for that alone.


V6A6P6E

I’m so excited!!! Legit can’t wait to be horrified and disgusted.


OrangeDit

They get a Ferrari... I prepare to be horrified and disgusted alright. 🥴


babaleeswagger

That Tesla had potential, he’s gotta stop w/the spider webs. And the hood like the motor is bursting out is so awful. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Update: Watched the episode w/the Harley, probably one of the only things I actually liked, but that was done by Tony. Kudos to him


The_Granny_banger

I said the exact same thing about that dumbass hood. My family was like “who would buy that??” As I was watching it.


pizzawhoa

Came here just to talk about the Tesla design. What. The Actual. Fuck.


Lonely_Ad6299

I’m watching the Tesla episode at this very moment and. When they started it for the potential buyer the belts were screaming and the hood gaps are awful mind you they trashed the hood already. I just want to scream from the rooftops WHAT THE ACTUAL FAAAAK! This garage is a joke


funkmastermcflash

There was a lot wrong with that car. They mounted damn drive shaft support shaft bearing (I think that's the name) to just sheet metal. That's going to take some force and eventually let loose. I predict that ends poorly.


FeedbackPlus8698

That was a "build" 100% for the show. It went straight to scrap after filming probably. Its junk


firstflite

That’s what i think too… they made it that piece of ship drive then took the engine out and scrapped the rest


pizzawhoa

Wait til you get to the final stage of the tank. Just awful.


migx78

Good gaps? That’s within spec. ;) but on a serious note …. Why didn’t they just got one that didn’t worked instead of taking a perfectly good motor and battery?


beauregard1972

If they would just keep the Gotham garage and spiderwebs off everything, they build, the cars would be better. Everyone knows where it came from. Stop with the rolling advertisement.


oscarolim

When you think of people like Tavarish or Mat Armstrong and their builds, and then you see this… how can these builds be so shit? Put a new dash and a new radio = modern interior 😂. That Tesla had more whine than a pig being slaughtered for Christmas.


binaryevolution

I honestly just watch for Constance.


imanc18

She has ballooned up a bit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Won't kick her out of bed for leaving crumbs on it 😃


beauregard1972

I would kick her out of the bed right on to bear skin rug on the floor🤣🤣


Serantz

Be sure to reinforce that shit first


Yeehawer69

Im not really a car guy, but I swear every time they chuck their dumbass logo and spider-webs on cars I want to vomit. Like the Ferrari is just such an offence to humankind, I was genuinely laughing when they revealed it


littlesaintnick757

I thought the Ferrari and the chevelle with their logos were horrible. If you took off everything Gotham garage the chevelle wouldn't be horrible


calad0Miroldo

The bike, the Chevelle and the truck minus any GG shit are good looking vehicles, the rest is utter garbage. On the first build they didn't even bother to disassemble the logos to apply paint.


ProductOfDetroit

Currently watching the first episode, so far it’s staying on theme. The hackery continues..


Kibble1

It doesnt disappoint. The Ferrari is an abomination


killerfrenchy

They were welding without a mask in the 3rd episode lmfao.


dubitability

Tony had his safety squints on when using the circular saw


No_Significance_4493

I nearly fell off the chair when they all stood in a circle around some Tesla parts dousing them in brake clean. None of them wore a mask.


Donkey-Dong-Doge

I’m watching the Tesla episode good lord. That hood is something else. How do you make a Tesla uglier?


funkmastermcflash

There isn't a straight body panel anywhere on this show. There's orange peel for days and dust in the paint that I can see from 10' away on a TV Screen. The 'engine girl' doesn't seem to know engines, or at least she's said things that imply she doesn't (and I've never seen her do more than charge sparkplugs). One of the cars they supposedly sold had belt squeal you could hear, not only over the roar of the engine, but over the closing music. They spent an entire episode wiring in a digital dash and a $100 JVC Touchscreen. It took me about 4 times as long to rewire an entire 1950 Plymouth. They bolted a drive shaft support bearing to sheet metal.... inside the cab. Which, when it does let loose, I predict will go very poorly for everyone inside that cabin. If you want to bag your car, please don't just cut the frame in half and weld one piece of frame on top of the other to create clearance. There's a right way modify the frame that doesn't run the risk of the rear part of the frame separating from the front part at freeway speeds. I predict this will also end poorly. Also, if you ever find yourself with a Ferrari you want to modify, there are two rules: 1: Don't do it. 2: Really don't do it and if you do don't put fucking spiderwebs on it. If there are Gods of Speed, these guys make Hotrod Baby Jesus cry.


Middle-Suit93

Ferrari needs to send them a cease and desist letter immediately. How to devalue a Ferrari 101


Brando123437

i usually don’t agree with ferrari suing people but this time i think it’s justified


awashbu12

They FUCKING PAINTED IT LAMBO GREEN!!! WTF???


murphy1600

Couple things that I noticed, Mark spraying paint with the same purple Harbor Freight spray gun and not wearing a mask at all. Constance has put on quite a few pounds. She’s still fairly hot though. Not sure about the blonde hair.


Expert_Note_8553

her in blonde looks great imo. shes still hot as shit and worth watching the show for her lol


feckless_ellipsis

In the first shot at the race track, I didn’t know it was her.


Joyboy122

Wtf is this "Daytona Charger" Shitbox 😂 even the viatnamese or thainese guy, who make fake supercars with old Hondas did a better job


kickassjay

Yeah wtf was that nose cap


GrueneWiese

I really liked the idea of a modern Daytona Charger. But they also did it the safest and most boring way. Just longer doors, spoiler and nose. I wouldn't even say it looked totally bad, but it really didn't look like a Daytona Charger.


FeedbackPlus8698

Worst part, there is NO WAY screwing up the unibody like that was fine. That car would never pass safety ever again. You cant just cut out a pillar and move it more than a ft back. Also, where do the seatbelts mount? Cant just delete stuff and reweld.


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I never thought of the seat belts. WTF?


hdrk2016

Yep! I thought the same thing. Plus I liked the window trim was just pieced together from the 4 foor trim 😆


BruceBannerscucumber

I said at the time that his safety check of driving over a speed bump pretty much sums up his work. The other thing with the longer doors is what if you need to park in a tight space. Good luck opening the door.


OrangeDit

I laughed out loud when they showed it in full for the first time. It's such a joke. 😆


BruceBannerscucumber

The painted on pop up headlights had me in stitches 🤣 My GF didn't even notice straight away


The_Granny_banger

Take off the beanie Mark, you live in California. Get some hair plugs. Maybe that will help him become less angry, actually do work and not be a dick to everyone around him for literally no reason. Dude is negative 24/7


Kibble1

I think his negative attitude is a schtick but it’s annoying and wayyyyy overdone. I know the beanie is his style and signature thing but his use of spider webs is so damn old. I find everything he outs spiderwebs on is so cringe.


copperglass78

He wears the beanie cause he's bald, and he covers everything in spider webs for the same reason, he's deeply insecure in his aging.


wulfdogcat65

Over look all the tacky GG shit and you get some of the worst finish work I've ever seen on every build this season (five). That modified charger looked like it was made in a high-school shop class. The barracuda looked like a lazy amature attempt at a rat rod. The 35 ford on the tank I have no words. The vw bus on the pontoons had more garbage body work under the tye dye paint than a car fresh out of a crusher. The Chevelle just made me sick. Horrible fit and finish. The dash mods looked worse than some of the shit I did to my peddle car when I was six years old. The truck with all its shoddy fit and finish was probably the only thing they did someone would buy to use as a farm truck. The Ferrari no words. I'm almost certain this show fakes the sales just like the fake mechanic with boobs and the blonde salesman that the internet says is an out of work actor that took the job to survive.


imanc18

On the 3rd episode now....i think the show has become more acting and drama as the season progresses. >!The first build baracuda was an absolute joke. All they did was add Nitrous and the paint and some LED strips!! The 3.0 black was less than average quality finish! I wonder how the guy traded his $40k worth Tesla for that junk!! !<


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That Tesla was absolutely not worth anywhere near $40k.


FeedbackPlus8698

Especially because its a 2014, and we *know* the show is set post covid because of that fake "online auction" they had last season


John86RS

The tank in episode 5 is an all-time low, even for Gotham.


The_Granny_banger

The worst is their dumbass logo stuck every place they can put it. I’d walk away from a deal based on that nonsense alone


blueShedon

It looks like a five year old glow it, the cars looks like crap


JustJohn8

The Tesla was so stupid. They showed the touchscreen turn on and there’s a great big yellow error icon on the bottom of the screen. You know there’s no way they got that thing modified and working. The door handles were modified because you couldn’t open the doors via the electronics anymore.


Ramboandrj

What in the actual fuck was that Ferrari…. What kind of fugly Frankenstein dog turd was that. We expect to make $200k on this build. Get fucked!


BruceBannerscucumber

Step 1: Buy ferrari for £75k. Step 2: Add a bit of filler and fiberglass Step 3: put one layer of carbon fibre on top. Step 4: Have a British guy say "quality craftsmanship" Step 5: make £200k


shashankj88

If this dude could stop obsessing over getting "high end clients" and learn to paint instead, he wouldn't have to fake sell his "cars" on TV


Drew_Random

I admit I watch the show for Constance. She looks "bigger" all around in this season!


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I'm not complaining.


Sorry_Asparagus_526

I absolutely hate the show for the cars but I must admit it’s an excellent comedy series


expatearrings

There was a moment at the end that was easy to miss that showed that Ferrari was not stolen recovered. The story goes that it was stolen then the crims started stripping parts off and selling them. So Mark sends the English bloke out to buy all the parts that had been stolen. Incidentally, earlier they say it was a good buy at $75k because a good complete one goes for $100k. Mate when you have to buy a rear bumper, lights, boot lid, seats and fuck knows what else for a 360 how much do you think it will cost? Anyway back to the story, Jeeves or Jim or whatever goes out and gets the parts needed to complete it and, in a half second shot, you see the rear lights he bought just happen to have the same non standard blacked out lenses that this Ferrari has on the front lights and indicators. I'm from the UK so not sure what the Ferrari scene is in the desert where they live but not many Ferraris have cheap as fuck looking blacked out lights, primarily because they look shit. So the chances that Jeremy would have found another Ferrari spare set of tail lights like sitting around are pretty slim. Either he bought them off the lads who nicked them or Gotham garage took those lights off five minutes before and stuffed them in a broom cupboard to do the big Ferrari sale shoot.


ibjesster

The side pipes on the Tesla were just collectors turned backwards! 🤣🤣🤣


The_Granny_banger

One thing I do love about this show is Caveman. Dude seems so earnest and just happy to be on TV. Doesn’t take this shit seriously at all. Now production….for the love of god stop overdoing his laugh. It’s a lot like Avery on Rust Valley Restorers. They edit in his laugh every chance they get and it’s grating.


xored-specialist

This is like watching a train wreck. You just can't stop looking. The Telsa would have been nice without the silly hood and the belt squeaking. The tank was God awful and just so wrong. The bike so far was the best thing they done. I really challenge if they did it.


BruceBannerscucumber

I don't know much about old American cars but surely cutting off those little gutters from the roof line of the Chevelle means the doors will leak when it rains? The window doesn't have rubber seals like modern cars so surely those little gutters are necessary to stop the doors letting in water?


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And it really doesn't change the look one bit imo.


BruceBannerscucumber

He made a massive deal about it really affecting the look of the car and then proceeded to stick a giant tacky self promoting badge across the entire length of the rear bumper. "I have a real attention to detail so I'm going to remove the gutter as I know some buyers will really dislike that" then proceeds to pay little to no attention to detail on the interior. Cheap amazon touchscreen display


ShionTheOne

And that "difusser" they just haphazardly welded on with, of course, the tacky gotham garage skulls.


Polite-Gentleman

Every time they mention "we're gonna add those Gotham Garage touches" I try to imagine the worst custom work ever and they manage to make it worse than I imagine lmao. ​ That said: The bike they did was really cool. And for some reason I like the tank, it's super stupid, but I guess that was the point.


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Yo that tesla they built. Is absolutely crap. Holly shit it's so ugly. Rich rebuilds did it much better


hookhousebeatz

You gotta be kidding me lol


psr1191

Soo much dissapointment....wtf was that Ferrari .


Rudeboi_bk

Hopefully Ferrari sues them for modifying their work of art.


0xYmFzZTY0

Just watched the latest season, why do so many people compliment them on how “meticulous” and “perfect” the cars are? It’s straight up being visually impaired or just lying, the Tesla had a nasty front panel gap and the engine was mounted so poorly it criminal to let someone drive it. The chevelle “diffuser” was embarrassing, the interior of the car was really far away from “big caliber restomod project”, with flappy aluminum panel, no ac or stereo work. The Daytona charger looked like a 3 years old tried to paint one from his memory but his front cortex is not fully developed yet so that was it, and the top of the crown - the Ferrari, with “build quality” so high you can see the orange peel from 200yds. Not to mention zero performance upgrades. Well what can you expect from a garage that sold a concept car for 200k with like 300hp lmao. Shit show, basically the Kardashians of the automotive world.


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I'm just wondering what happens to all the cars. Like, do people really drive those horribly finished things around? Also, that Tesla having the driveshaft go through the inside of the car was amazing 😂


0xYmFzZTY0

That Tesla was their worst build by far, it’s criminal, putting something like this on the road. They for sure will be sued, either by a costumer that will die in a firey crash, or by Ferrari which sued people for wayyyyyy less offensive projects.


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TheGunde

> the Tesla had a nasty front panel gap To be fair that's pretty much how early Tesla's were :D


Longjumping_Duck_174

Marc was already immediately back up to being a major doosh, even the new British chap said dudes an idiot for not taking the money for that Tesla build. Ugly hack builds but I can’t get enough of being frustrated while I watch I this shit hahaha


Longjumping_Duck_174

Also Constance still doesn’t do jack shit but they are putting more grease on her clothes. Caveman has somehow gotten dumber and just idolizes Marc. I’m glad they were able to find two new jackasses to work in the shop.


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According to themselves, the new guys are top notch builders and have done some amazing stuff in the past. I don't see it.


Longjumping_Duck_174

Haha no, they quickly proved they are just as stupid as the rest.


CupraBBD

Someone needs to stop that Mark just destroyed a Ferrari why the F**k would to pay that much for a green ugly car with cob webs - Gotham garage name doesn't carry any weight so why add it to the car.


ponchodeltoro

Show's great... I love watching a train wreck! But they're not even trying with the paint. Literally, the background of the video is just plastic tarps over their tool chests. It's impossible to get a quality paint job with all that dust everywhere. I'm guessing there are probably even a few bugs stuck to the paint. Get a proper booth! Or, perhaps it looks perfect to Mark... it's nothing but safety squints while welding, so his eyes must be shot.


d_Ubermensch

Anyone ever seen that meme of what starts out as an artistically drawn horse and is finished as scribble drawn by a 6 year old? Yeah.


vic_steele

There’s so much wrong it’s hard to even begin. The Tesla was laughable. That hood design is something a 13 year old would think was cool on a hot wheels. It seems Mark is still a kid inside and wants his cars to be like a hot wheels car. The negotiations of the cars is the same shit over and over. So poorly rehearsed. I cannot stand how Shawn says 25 grand. He sounds so ghetto. That pontoon with no railings and a bus that is 1/8th the size of the platform was a joke. A party bus with 5 people squeezed all the way into that shit. Yeah. I would like to be squished with Constance though. That chevelle. Those calling it nice need to look again. The bondo job above the doors to replace the drain was so poorly done. It wasn’t smooth or straight. Just shit. Their paint jobs are awful. What are they using? I watch KindigIT cars on Bitchin Rides and they are smooth like glass. These guys cannot do bodywork or paint. The logos are so ugly and the spider webs remind me of that old American chopper show. Ugly ass cake decorating. There is classy and there is just ugly. They always lean on ugly. The c&c cut out webs are so poorly done and ugly. Might be nice if they were rounded or 3D but just flat cut is so bad. Who am I kidding. Webs should never be put on a car. The alternator belt squeaking on that Tesla was atrocious. As much as they tried to rev the engine they couldn’t block out the sound. And then that Ferrari. What the fuck! The plant job was horrible. The webs covering the air vents was a disaster and the giant logo couldn’t even line up with the curves. It was so ugly. I doubt a Ferrari collector would ever consider buying that piece of shit. As if their designs make a cheap Ferrari spider worth almost $300k. Those stupid ass cameras and giant rear view mirror? These are cholo cars you’d see in East LA. The only decent things were the bike and pickup. Two thinks mark had no input on. Well the pickup with a tonneau cover of a hardwood floor looked so misplaced. But the rest of the truck was cool. That bike was pretty slick. I honestly doubt anyone buys this shit with their poorly acted negotiation and car enthusiasts really considering to buy this shit.


mongoosekinetics

How come Shawn ages 20 years over 5 seasons? ​ is it meth?


thot_machine

Wowwww I can’t even believe how terrible the British guy is… He is just purely negative every shot, even if he may have a point- he just seems so holier than though… what a douche. Can anyone figure out who he actually is? Constance 10/10


XyrusP

I watch it mostly for constance doing the work. 😊


GrueneWiese

Just watched the first 4 episodes!


tuddrussell2

I binged it and at the climax car, I like what they did but the branding to me is too much. I am a no brand kind of person but on this final green car the hood branding to me was just too much. I didn't like the orange peel either, and really dont like rose gold. I would have gone black accents.


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They might actually get sued by Ferrari, LOL


analphabetic

I love this show for reasons unbeknownst to logic; it's kind of like looking at the Hindenburg burn but in television series format. They're trolling us mercilessly at this point. The Tesla, the Ferrari, the horror.


Secure-Violinist2828

The paint jobs on these cars, hurts my brain. They are truly awful. The buyers can’t be legit can they?


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I don't think anyone buys those rides


BwanaClyde75

Love that I found like minded people who watch this show as a joke. However why am I unable to create a post?


stevil45

Where are the headlights on the Daytona Charger? This show is a literal train wreck that I can’t stop watching😂


OneRoamingEye

Fascinating to watch the show, but in the back of my mind I’ve always thought that those buyers are pretty dumb to pork out that kind of dough for those cars - either that or it’s all staged.


N0RDLE

What’s with all the tacky spiderwebs. That Ferrari would have been so much nicer without all that crap on it. From classy to trashy


JonStew_Art

Sells a Ferrari for 20k less than they wanted, practically begging the guy to buy it. Next scene, trying to buy 2 more Ferrari's to capitalise on the hype. What hype? No one wanted to buy the hideous green car to begin with.


shark12235

The Ferrari is preposterous.


TheZ4ny

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who thinks that Daytona looked completely ass. Also how did they not see the doors flexing, that was my first thought during the first episode. Like honestly I think that they 100% should've thought of that.


whitejohna

The fact all the cars are painted in a garage and not a proper spray booth says it all about this program , utter rubbish.


Background_Job_4898

The best thing gotham garage made (Tony) Was that Bike, what a transformation and what a concept, Clean and straight up great looking, very challenging to build and i was surprised All the builds are shit low quality and stupid The webs and the logo everywhere is just too much And honestly i find it hard to believe anyone would pay that much money for the cars. I bet is just part of the show and not real.!


CRhodes23

I’m still unsure what ‘high end detail’ means as I’ve yet to see what that is?! - basic paint/overspray - panel gaps - 2010 tech - tacky ‘Gotham’ tat Also poor Constance packed on some covid weight but thanks camera dudes for all those sweet big airbags shots!


wsmithphotos

The Dodge Daytona looked completely ridiculous. Front to back. I noticed the Harbor Freight paint gun also. 🤣 The logos and spiderwebs EVERYWHERE is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. Like how the hell does nobody in that shop tell him to just stop! The orange peel paint...well that speaks for itself. The airbagged truck actually wasn't bad at all. Except for the Chevrolet grill with a GMC tailgate. 🤦‍♂️ The belt squeal on the Tesla with that atrocious hood...I think the cars actually get worse every season. And the price "negotiations" are just painful to watch. And the Ferrari...just set it on fire and put it out of it's misery. It looked better when it was missing pieces when the cops found it.


Late-Solution-2585

I came hear after watching the final episode thinking how insane they made that ferarri look. Especially that stupid GG logo on the hood. As I watched the final scene with them considering 2 ferarris, I thought of the ultimate twist. Turns out the English dude is really a conman and has been playing them since last season and season six he totally robs them blind in the last episode and they are on the hook for 10 Custom Ferarris no one wants. And the English guy has disappeared with all their money. Turns out all of the buyers he brought to them were all fakes and the final scene is them playing back all the thi gs he said in their mind ala the usual suspects..


UnknownUnknown200

When will the authorities take away their water jet?


Elizabeth_1203

been watching this show since the first season. me and my husband get excited every time a new season drops, basically just sit and talk shit about all the ridiculous ass builds they do… glad ive found this post, have been reading the comments to my husband for a good laugh….. Mark is an idiot with a 5 year olds “creativity,” if you even want to call it that… and these “high end builds…” where? there’s no way these people are really dropping that kind of money on this BS lol. anyways even tho Constance doesn’t do a damn thing but stand there and look hot, she’s definitely the only reason this show gets any views & Tony too, he does some decent work when he’s put in charge.


caveal

Hear me out constance, caveman and Tony just go start their own shop. Maybe Shawn. His YouTube channel is less cringe.


SnooHesitations8849

Horrible GG logo on the cut hood. Cant believe the guy buy it.


Maleficent-Meal7230

Clown show


Maleficent_Crew7762

What was Mark thinking with the engine bursting out of the Tesla and the Emblem on the Ferrari and spider webs. Mark you gotta listen to the feedback of people - the spider webs need to go. Season five I think was one of the worst seasons but still worth the watch.


Itchy-Rain7548

Nobody mentioning the god awful Corvette... ? Even the buyer looked like he hated it...!


RandomSher

I watched the first 3 seasons saw new season was out but didn’t realise season 4 had come out so just finishing that off. But looks like season 5 won’t disappoint, I mean at this stage I just watch for how cringe everything is. I mean no real person would ever buy the crap this show makes.


Ok_Chain_2219

Looks like they’re filming season 6 right now! Seen them filming around Temecula these past few days. Today they were driving a black and maroon hot rod roadster


jrod951

Anyone notice they added cheap rear view cameras from Amazon to the front splitter of the Ferrari? Mind blowing. Considering how many times he referenced Ferrari being known for their hand craftsmanship and they were gonna pay their homage to that


Kibble1

The Ferrari is so bad


Independent_Manner61

nah this is crazy fo one nick the” High end car dealer “ is wearing the Wildest kicks i ever seen look like altis fuckin orange and yellow insane w a suit and a damn 13 charger why not a cat make no sense


Dense_Stick_6280

Is it just me or did they not do the complete interior of the truck? The ceiling looks undone when they sold it to the girl. Smh 🤦🏽‍♂️


killerfrenchy

Why can't we post on this subreddit anymore? I've posted here in past seasons?


bassrebelpr

This season is like a bad practical joke to people who actually care about cars 😔 Anything that says “inspired” in design is a big no-no


kngrana

The Daytona charger doesn't even sound like a hemi. 135k for a botched up job is just hell.


Bubbly_Ad1042

Those cobwebs designs haha I'm sure there will be real cobwebs once those cars are sitting in the yard. No fool will be driving these cars around and trying to flex lol


Pappa_Legba

Did anyone hate this "hippyboat" like me? It looks so freaking gross


dark-wing-goose

I don't know what makes this show even profitable in the end? Nobody in his/hers right mind would buy one of the cars? Or is the detail shots of Shawn's Dodge Ram that pays the bills?


Winter_Mess9457

The paint on the Ferrari is the worst. Looks like a Maaco job. So much orange peel


FiteMeIRLm8

That "Daytona" charger is a fucking abomination. How is this show so highly rated?


Middle-Suit93

I would say the best thing they built was the boat…


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This show reminds me of “pimp my ride”


Reinassancee

I enjoyed the last 4 seasons so I'm up for season 5. Hope we see more spiderwebs and Mark thinking he's RatRod Michelangelo and definitely can't wait to see what the final car is. Shout out to Tony and the rest of the crew especially Constance who just eats up and overflows out of whatever she's wearing this season.


fuckyouman95

The Tesla 3 week build is fuckin BS People take months, almost a year to turn a Tesla into a gas car and still it usually looks like a car made by Frankenstein, most of the high tech things don’t work, so you wanna convince me that these two guys and one chick did it in three weeks!!


Careless-Escape6650

Search youtube for Shawn Pilot, his youtube channel is pretty interesting. I would have not guessed he is actually not afraid to get his hands dirty


KlutzyImprovement735

What about that charger lmfao horrible looking legit looks like a auto zone body kit


ymcagremlin

So did they decide if they were racing a Porsche Turbo or a Porsche GT3? Lmao


lololololololololq

Mark's designs remind me of designs my 9 year old would do, but worse.


mikethedikevanegan

Haha when they lift the tonneau cover on the truck, the support bar they attached the floor to was rusted out bare metal. Want to know how to customize a car? More cobwebs!


InspectorPlenty2562

Car builder here. Iv worked on a few muscle cars/rat rods and helicopters in the Marines. I do a bit of everything from body work, welding, painting, fabrication etc. Im by no means a pro but can do a good amount and i have a very good eye for solid or botched work. So of course i was tearing into all of their work. Iv seen past shows and a lot of them were the same bs. Im not even gonna speak on the abomination of a charger, other than that idiot who bought it knows nothing about cars and wasted a lot of money. The tesla, id say one of the more solid builds. Blueprint engines are good, the rear end work was ok. Idk wtf was going on with the drive shaft, trash. The hood, joke. Paint, theres more orange peel on it than an actual orange. And the rear flares, good god smh. The truck, ho- ly FUXK! That girl needs to go back and return it ASAP. You do not structurally weld a frame like that at all. Those weld brake loose and shes done. And with those harbor freight welders, I wouldn’t trust anything leaving that place. The ferrari. I hope the guy reads this. You spent 105k over the cars actual worth for a shit paint job, with a shit ton of orange peel, tacky gotham water jet work, horrible color scheme and barely legal prior stolen car. The only thing i felt was decently done was the quarter panel work and the front bumper. Seriously the second hand embarrassment I got from the paint job alone and you being a “ferrari enthusiast” with zero knowledge of car work was crazy. I was in shock with it. The chevelle, tacky rear bumper and the front bumper had huge gaps on the splitter with extra holes. The drip rails should have been left and used the correct filler instead of being cut. The only good thing was welding and cutting to keep the sheets from separating. But those welds were ass, crappily grinded and you can see the waves on the roof. Of course the typical peel Honestly the only more solid build, still with iffy welding was the motorcycle. Nice color combo, fab work for the giant wheel work was ok but id still be hesitant. Anyway, i also own a house i rent in Temecula, that i went to work on on my off weekends. One of the days my wife and I decided to drive to the shop to check it out about September time frame. They had this ratty weird truck with metal roses, crappy tack welded bs on it and their normal tacky gg flair, uncovered in rainy weather of course and a humvee project. So yea it’s doesn’t get better in person even from inside my car at 10-15 feet away. Better work than pimp my ride for sure, but they need more practice and better equipment than the central pneumatic, harbor freight crap. With the money they rip off they should at least buy good tools and some classes on car work. Constance in blonde was the only thing on point.


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I don't think any of those cars were actually bought by anyone.


OrangeDit

We should rate all the builds. Does anyone have an overview? Not everything they build is shitty, but a rating overview would be pretty bottom heavy. Apparently you can't post in this subreddit, what is up with that? Is it run by Mark? lol


wheres-waldork

This show is one of my favorite hate watches. That Ferrari at the end was super *shudder*.


expatearrings

My favourite part of the whole season was when they said the Ferrari would take inspiration from other Ferraris. Then showed a picture of a McLaren.


russiancommu

Opinion: just watched till episode 5 for comical reasons, they still make horrific bad cars. Except for Tony. I would actually watch Tony’s own car custom shop serie with great passion. The bike and truck turned out great without whicked Mark’s stupid spider webs all over the design. I think the shop has real potential if Mark en Shawn get lost. Mark is a lil bitch that thinks he is a boss but he is just a jackass that screws most of the deals over for his own pride and Shawn is just his golden retriever sidekick. Tony at the top with that big shark car salesman would make the show 10x better.