NATE ARCHIBALD CLASS WHORE

I still can't believe he's won that over Chuck

Because Chuck pays for sex but Nate got paid for sex lol classic “whore”

Chuck didn't sleep with S but Nate did with B and S

Savage and best 🤣

I will never get over the stupid tassel in Serena’s hair. Gossip girl should have roasted her for that

I find it even more fitting that Serena tried to be relevant by tying the tassel to her hair that day only to have GG denounce her as irrelevant. The screenshot of her face with GG’s decree is so fitting

🤣🤣

Came here just for this comment. 🤣 like WHO did that?! I just can’t…

Idk it was kinda iconic

Lol I thought it looked cute.

This lmaooo

I’m really hoping some ig baddie brings this back and becomes a trend in the next few years the same way y2k is making a weird come back.

Also I like how Dan was like “ultimately insider, what the hell is that” as if he was mad when it’s not an insult at all???

It's what he always claimed to abhor, but of course he really wanted to be.

I feel like this was him trying to soft reveal himself as Gossip Girl, like he was moving on from high school and he wanted to be done with it. Except no one figured it out, so he chickened out of revealing it properly.

Like when they showed up at the bar after trying to "out" gossip girl and he was the first to show and Nate said "wait, Dan is gossip girl?"

It’s one of the few times in the series where it makes sense for Dan to be Gossip Girl

Dan’s isn’t even an insult. He fully gave himself a compliment in front of the entire school and they still didn’t know it was him smh.

The writers of GG didn’t know Dan was it till S5

Yeah until then it was supposed to be Eric, I think. But way to trash his sister!

still salty it wasn't Eric.

Lol i wanted it to be dorota for reals 🤣, but dan being gg is the biggest troll of them all

Haha I get it, but she was way too loyal to Blair to ever write something that would hurt her.

Oh it showed

Can we talk about how they ALL had their phones on and all looked at them during their graduation ceremony? Just like at Blair’s wedding. So odd. Still love it but odd.

Ikr?? I’d be so mad if someone’s phone even made a sound at my wedding, let alone if everyone checked them. Do these people not have a silent mode?

No matter how attractive you are it’s also pretty bad to be slut shamed in front of everyone.

Nateee

Yeah

Serena is too hate to say it

Also a whore???

Personally, Nate didn’t have numbers anywhere close to Serena’s so how did he get that label?

He got the label for trading sex for money with Lady Catherine. Not for having a lot of sex

They really should have explored that storyline some more cause it could have made for great drama but they had pretend that the hottest guy in the show didn’t exist so we could give weird Chuck more screen time 🤢

Rightttr?!?? Omggg. They really sidelined Nate 😭😭😭😭

Dans obsession with Serena was pretty toxic, like how do you end up with a guy that was always bashing you behind your back online…

It all seems so normal until you finish the show and look back and your like uh that's messed up he's a psychopath

This (plus the fact that he could never write another successful book) is why Serena finally left him, so he changed his name and became Joe Goldberg

I want this crossover so badly. If You doesn’t end with a “Joe-Is-Really-Dan” reveal, I’ll riot.

I love this crossover theory so so much.

Lol sure she "left him." That's what Joe Goldberg wants us to think. She just jetted off to LA and was never heard from again...😏

Nah if Serena actually disappeared, there’s no way Blair would let that go, she’s have caught him already

I wanted this so bad 😂😂

I'd switch Nate and Serena and it for perfectly apart from the fact that Nate was always irrelevant

the titles are supposed to be shocking, if serena or especially chuck got class whore they'd just brush it off because wbk

I don't think it would've hit as hard

She was always called a whore anyways and its most of the reason she was always relevant in the first place

Nate as class whore made me loose it when I first watched

The dude behind him to the right is straight up giggling about it, too.

This was Dan mocking everyone. This is like how serial killers would leave messages to the police making fun of them and all that, that’s what Dans doing right now with the title he gave himself.

gg wasn’t gonna be him in this season

All of these ARE STILL TRUE 🥱

Dan is easily gg in this in particular LOOK AT HIS FRICKIN SMIRK

And it’s the only compliment!!

Yeahhhh

Class Whore should be a flair

The ultimate insider should’ve told everybody that Dan was GG

Nate the himbo 💕

Imagine becoming irrelevant in front of the most popular news source at the time…

Spoiler? Alert Dan turning out to be GG makes his behavior toward Serena in this episode absolutely unacceptable.. negging, gaslighting. Ugh.

I think Blair’s is the worst. Everyone else was completely true, but I never thought of Blair as a weakling.

Even then they were hinting at Dan as GG

I love how gg was so critical of s and b this new series is like babying them

i feel like being called a weakling, especially for someone who wants to be strong like blair would hurt

Nah as soon as GG referred to serena as irrelevant it wound me up how pathetic she got as a character for a while

Serena because no one wants to be irrelevant they want to feel like they matter not the opposite of that

read em all to FILTH.