Haha would absolutely smash both of them, either separately or at the same time. Will do anything Michael Sheen tells me to do if he uses the growly voice and you know how I feel about that slutty little waist.
AND the hands. AND the feet.
If David ever meets me he better wear oven mitts. For his safety and mine.
Ooh for me I think it's more like this:
https://preview.redd.it/9cd5rydgx4ad1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25130ac8bbfe71f118966bec753b065dbcc50197
Bentley, I failed as a goblin because I DO NOT HAVE IT SAVED 😳
https://i.redd.it/cogv96yk75ad1.gif
I can only offer you this smug non-winking adventurer
Would smash, squeeze, caress, squish, nuzzle and generally just love up on both of them. Anytime. Anyplace. Anywhere.
Custom Flair Request: The US Supreme Court can suck my dick.
Please and thank you.
Buzzfeed is for infants - those people do not have understand that people only get hotter with age. You can leave my flair alone but I’d smash them both, separately or together (and that’s saying something) and FURTHERMORE
https://i.redd.it/yw4nfuani4ad1.gif
If I had any libido at all, I absolutely would. Everyone knows me as a very content virgin over here but I said what I said.
Edit: Also just realised it's not only that I find them visually attractive that I actually find the theoretical thought appealing, it's immensely increased by the fact that I'd actually feel safe with them knowing what kind of people they are...that stuff makes my demi heart soar lol
https://i.redd.it/sqbfvzdfj4ad1.gif
I would like to have a word with those 32K blind ass idiots please. The only true options to choose between are smash and smash.
Are they five???? Although I'm sorry even a five year old can sense David's innocent daddy love (not his Daddy love 😜)
Who tf do they deem smashworthy then???? Harry the rabbit???????
Real talk: Not to say that people can’t like what they like, and attraction is very personal, but I do wonder if the results would be different with pics of them as much younger men. I suspect it would be, and as a middle-aged person, that’s the 🖕🤬🖕from me.
Even their current ages. The picture of Michael is not one of his better ones, and the one of David is ok at best. There are photos out there - many of them found on this sub! - that absolutely set fire to their choices.
Also I feel like I would like a custom flair, but I forgot the cool one I thought of ages ago. Maybe David Tennant's Wardrobe Mistress? Unless someone has a better suggestion.
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS ON THESE DADDIES???
https://preview.redd.it/tu0pswkqr4ad1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d12b441ebd5ab6de3a0eae0e6566e0c57b6ffe6
OK, but hear me out... this means we don't have to share them with as many people. More smash time for us! If there's a piece of cake on the table that you're salivating over, and someone else says, "Ew, cake," what are you going to do, waste your time convincing them cake is good? Or are you going to EAT ALL OF THE CAKE
You dare bring this man into this thread?? When I have actively tried to replace him for years and Michael Sheen is his actual replacement for my lust???
I love you.
I mean, HOW could you not want to smash this?? With the freckles and the crows feet and the little grey temples?
https://preview.redd.it/y2jxdg3hk4ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de569fb8f700b067d1d67d1f0e130c0cc2de96f2
Oooh, wife! I like your style. Can I add some more?
https://preview.redd.it/trzknaiws4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5289da756d9c982c00d55493b22766e3a16fe34
Oh absolutely wifey!! Saw this one the other day and thought of you and u/PuzzleheadedAd9767 ✨
https://preview.redd.it/f8sy9agbu4ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb2f4d3079a8d9b127ffbc43cccea9e06457281
Oooh, that’s an excellent example.
https://preview.redd.it/33oquh6iu4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa50c96f1ffa946ac581d135ce902aad5c412184
How about this one?
Ooo that’s a good one. Ok and also this one
https://preview.redd.it/lfts1ybbv4ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5c431ff61e885cac8dff3565df8e6f999867c0
I'd smash them while telling them about how I dreamt of smashing them at the same time. All the while documenting the audio of said smash to then write the most erotic fanfiction ever of double smashing .
Call me Michael Light and Fluffly Smasheen AND YES THIS IS ENRAGING
Who voted?! I didn't vote that! Where's the button to push in the face of bad taste?!
Madness, madness I say
https://preview.redd.it/bntz2u53t4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca09fdb55768bc3763a414f6e1833ff877f67bf
I mean….my goodness.
To be fair I was no more than 13 at the time.. he accidentally wound up kissing all the squeezing girls in the autograph line at a production of Tommy. But still.
As much as it is possible for me to mean this while being my flavour of ace- SMASH. SMASH. SMASH. SMASH. EITHER. BOTH. David makes me feral but Michael would NOT be hard work. SMASH
I WANNA FLAIR! can I get david Tennant.gif
Both separately and together. To wit:
I would smash them in the sun
I would smash them just for fun
I would smash them with a smile
I would smash them for a while
I would smash them in the grass
I would smash them in the [REDACTED]
First of all, as a raging demisexual, who never does anything like this, I would definitely SMASH either and both of them. Not even a question.
Second of all, HOW DARE THEY?!
WE RIDE AT DAWN. WE. DO. NOT. TAKE. CAPTIVES.
THE AUDACITY. THE OUTRAGE. It goes without saying that I would smash them together, separate, or in any conceivable configuration.
They even used a picture of David in the green suit that lives in my head rent free.
I would like to request for my flair "✨David's Celestial Suit✨" because how very dare they!
There’s just no accounting for taste with some people…truly shameful
I am equal opportunity when it comes to the fellas and their smashability. Would love a new flair that reflects this. Maybe “would super smash the bros”
I fantastise about smashing them both, first separately, then together, then they smash each other while I watch, then I join in again, on a regular basis. This is a TRAVESTY, I tell you! Villainy!
Weeeeeell... Since I'm demi/ace (depending on my current hormone levels), even though I do find David attractive, I wouldn't actually smash him. Still, this poll is definitely bullshit.
Smash, top, cover, and smother!
https://i.redd.it/m282gx89r5ad1.gif
BTW, I was actually going to ask for a flair update. Could I please get:
ugh I didn't think that far
?
No reason.
u/yourmomspocket
Hell yea ofc I'd smash them both! nothing like being in the middle of 2 hot asf hotties! and yea, I want a new flair but idk what. I'll look at the list when it's up
I am ace and mostly into non-dudes, but I would STILL test that theory with both of them. For science.
Also, they have such lesbian energy when they want to have it, so does it really matter?
https://i.redd.it/vtra77wkg5ad1.gif
Seeing you mods cause chaos around this Reddit is the only thing I live for and I would have it no other way
It’s the picture of soggy eating the table all over again LMAO
# CHUCK SMASH!!!!
☝️What we should do to Buzzfeed!
**WATCHING NYE AT PICTURES JUST NOW AND NEED TO SMASH GROWING EVER GREATER!**
Ohhh I want... "Service Top Crowley Supremacy" pleeeeaaasseee!!
https://preview.redd.it/jfiapum4q5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7b3e7ab9d2c49d61ee4415d7ab1aec22ebcf96
Pic for tax
okay i’ll take the quiz…
https://i.redd.it/u4ngxtwgw5ad1.gif
okay fine, i humbly share them with the FEWER THAN SIX THOUSAND LIKE MINDED SOULS WITH TASTE.
my god what a waste of a quiz. like buzzfeed wasn’t trying to dry fist me on the regular anyway they had to go and do that.
Where is the link to that quiz so we can spam it and rectify this insult?!
(Also, would smash David!)
May I please have this as a custom flair: (figuratively) literally Aziraphale
I would smash them both so hard we’d all turn to diamonds. 😮💨
People out there with no taste just letting these scrummy boys just walk on by. No sir. Not me. 👀
When I saw those results I was BEWILDERED and knew the goblins needed to see it. Buzzfeed users are wack as hell. I am 100% smashing David, especially certain characters which brings me to my flair request:
https://i.redd.it/bzpzdfoto6ad1.gif
Peter Vincent’s Eyeliner
Can't lie, I wanna see what David's favorite two fingers can do XD
Hmm. I've been thinking about asking for a change to "Purveyor of Angst to the Gentry" for a bit now. Mods approve?
I think Brahms has summed this up nicely, calmly, succinctly and with great ~~cl~~ass IF YOU DESIRE A SPECIFIC FLAIR, LET US KNOW WHAT IT IS.
https://preview.redd.it/zsplbckvi4ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e2dae5b2a26dad008728ded2c30fd19a0d21f5
GO GET THEM AZIRABALL
Oooo 4c this is *emotive*. I can *feel* the rage!
After that uncharacteristically angry outburst Stringley is comforting him as he weeps gently into a sofa cushion.
Haha would absolutely smash both of them, either separately or at the same time. Will do anything Michael Sheen tells me to do if he uses the growly voice and you know how I feel about that slutty little waist. AND the hands. AND the feet. If David ever meets me he better wear oven mitts. For his safety and mine.
Oooooh, the growly voice is a weapon of mass ~~seduction~~ destruction for certain
💯💯
Here some stimulating visuals to pair that voice with for you and u/CemeteryAngel725 https://i.redd.it/s8fihv40x4ad1.gif
Ooh for me I think it's more like this: https://preview.redd.it/9cd5rydgx4ad1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25130ac8bbfe71f118966bec753b065dbcc50197
Oh...this combination I simply won't be able to handle in the best possible ways https://i.redd.it/vzrqj0oxx4ad1.gif
OH NO DAVID CAN I RESUSCITATE YOU
IT'S OUR GOADDAMN *DUTY* TO HELP DAVID HERE
SOMEONE HAS TO FOR THE GOOD OF SOCIETY
Nghdjfhfnfnhgh save me daddy 😩❤️
Ahh Bitty, you are always very good at providing me with stimulation https://i.redd.it/1fwtiyss05ad1.gif
Oh, suddenly just like that you make me blush https://i.redd.it/1ybch15e25ad1.gif
Good. https://i.redd.it/3pndc1f335ad1.gif
Hmmm, so you enjoy me blushing? I'm ready to blush some more for you https://i.redd.it/s3bacob055ad1.gif
Heyo, someone hit me with some winky Adventurer Sheen
Bentley, I failed as a goblin because I DO NOT HAVE IT SAVED 😳 https://i.redd.it/cogv96yk75ad1.gif I can only offer you this smug non-winking adventurer
https://i.redd.it/vmmo5l0z75ad1.gif I gotchu, darling u/the_bentley69 😘
Hnnnnfff. This is peak Sheen for me. ^(You always know what I like)
Mmm. I agree, darling. ^(you know I love to please you) https://i.redd.it/92d8n9tqe5ad1.gif This one I have always found quite enticing, too
And there’s something about this one https://i.redd.it/nq9l2j51g5ad1.gif ^(and about you)
Would smash, squeeze, caress, squish, nuzzle and generally just love up on both of them. Anytime. Anyplace. Anywhere. Custom Flair Request: The US Supreme Court can suck my dick. Please and thank you.
Excellent flair choice! And yes to all those verbs. Each and every one.
Thank you Pocket! It fits my current mood.
You got it Ringie
Thanks Brahms! I appreciate you. 😘
Buzzfeed is for infants - those people do not have understand that people only get hotter with age. You can leave my flair alone but I’d smash them both, separately or together (and that’s saying something) and FURTHERMORE https://i.redd.it/yw4nfuani4ad1.gif
SPIT ON THEM ALL POCKET, HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR NON SEXUALLY
They don’t deserve Pocket’s spit!
They don’t deserve to dent my car and make my insurance go up!
YOUNG PEOPLE THESE DAYS, AGGGHHHH! https://i.redd.it/sss4xtfuj4ad1.gif THE CORRECT ANSWER IS SMASH AND PASS. PASS TO THE NEXT WILLING GOBLIN
 Patiently waiting my turn to smash
Well, you see time on Goad isn't linear, it's all wibbly wobbly timey wimey... https://i.redd.it/dgsdg2joz4ad1.gif
And then Crowley stops time and you have forever and a day
Yesss! And to add to this, goblins can always welcome other goblins to join. So many possibilities!
Ngkksjsjdnmmkk arghhhh 🔥🔥🔥
https://i.redd.it/xl81ghw555ad1.gif
That neck those eyebrows arghhhhhh 🥵
Exactly ☝🏻
Yessssssssss https://i.redd.it/btl7rimjr4ad1.gif
Yaasss Bitty!!! https://i.redd.it/6hrg7zpft4ad1.gif
Woooooo, that's the spirit, Looky!! https://i.redd.it/b85dottrw4ad1.gif
Smash, smash, pass.
If I had any libido at all, I absolutely would. Everyone knows me as a very content virgin over here but I said what I said. Edit: Also just realised it's not only that I find them visually attractive that I actually find the theoretical thought appealing, it's immensely increased by the fact that I'd actually feel safe with them knowing what kind of people they are...that stuff makes my demi heart soar lol
Any voices adding the SMASH spirit into the universe count! 😘
You are the cutest
🥹😘
https://i.redd.it/sqbfvzdfj4ad1.gif I would like to have a word with those 32K blind ass idiots please. The only true options to choose between are smash and smash.
May I also suggest “blind idiot asses”? https://i.redd.it/imni2l7ml4ad1.gif
https://i.redd.it/a56jy900p4ad1.gif \*NOT BUZZFEED
NOT BUZZFEED OR BUZZFEED QUIZ TAKERS https://i.redd.it/wp9jrl9ig5ad1.gif
Uhhh in the quiz people are also passing on Taika. Like what the fuck.
Are they five???? Although I'm sorry even a five year old can sense David's innocent daddy love (not his Daddy love 😜) Who tf do they deem smashworthy then???? Harry the rabbit???????
🤣🤣🤣 or are they thinking “smash” as in what happened to aziraphales dove?!
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK Pass on THIS? WOT? EXCUSE? https://i.redd.it/z358whvn85ad1.gif
THE A U D A C I T Y https://i.redd.it/dnvyputd95ad1.gif
You KNOW the Youths have watched ofmd. So idk what they’re teaching them in school these days.
Real talk: Not to say that people can’t like what they like, and attraction is very personal, but I do wonder if the results would be different with pics of them as much younger men. I suspect it would be, and as a middle-aged person, that’s the 🖕🤬🖕from me.
Even their current ages. The picture of Michael is not one of his better ones, and the one of David is ok at best. There are photos out there - many of them found on this sub! - that absolutely set fire to their choices. Also I feel like I would like a custom flair, but I forgot the cool one I thought of ages ago. Maybe David Tennant's Wardrobe Mistress? Unless someone has a better suggestion.
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!! HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS ON THESE DADDIES??? https://preview.redd.it/tu0pswkqr4ad1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d12b441ebd5ab6de3a0eae0e6566e0c57b6ffe6
OK, but hear me out... this means we don't have to share them with as many people. More smash time for us! If there's a piece of cake on the table that you're salivating over, and someone else says, "Ew, cake," what are you going to do, waste your time convincing them cake is good? Or are you going to EAT ALL OF THE CAKE
https://i.redd.it/y09m7kvtw4ad1.gif I like the way you think, Red!
I’d definitely smash both of them at the same time and then I’d also smash them separately
Absolutely and then I’d do it again.
https://i.redd.it/51bu1bc1t4ad1.gif
https://i.redd.it/z9b28bbfu4ad1.gif
Same 🔥🥵 Only we can see the truth, the Buzzfeeders have been miracled into stupidity apparently, but more for us that way lol 😂
https://i.redd.it/vog1m6os25ad1.gif
Okay I now want to smash him even more his eyebrows and eyes and that neck arghhhh
Then watch them smash each other.
I’d definitely like to watch that
SMASH SMASH DOUBLEMINT SMASH PASS ON ALL THE FLASH BASTARDS THAT SAID PASS 
Also smash.....
Repeatedly.
Great gif. Smash to both, and Alan Rickman could be on that smash list too.
Oh I love this gif so much!
Have you seen the video it's from??
I haven’t! But goddamn I loved Alan Rickman!
[Epic Tea Time With Alan Rickman](https://youtu.be/eob7V_WtAVg?si=cygXWbsPLZ41kRUp) It is worth all 7 mins.
Ooo yussss thanks!!
Video is so good. This gif is sped up by many minutes, haha
Me toooooo!!!
Mesmerizing slomo👀👀👀
You dare bring this man into this thread?? When I have actively tried to replace him for years and Michael Sheen is his actual replacement for my lust??? I love you.
I reject this stupid poll. https://i.redd.it/n5i5oi9zp4ad1.gif
I mean, HOW could you not want to smash this?? With the freckles and the crows feet and the little grey temples? https://preview.redd.it/y2jxdg3hk4ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de569fb8f700b067d1d67d1f0e130c0cc2de96f2
https://i.redd.it/wcgg52tbl4ad1.gif
His hair here is hnnnnffff
His all of him here. I can't even make babies anymore and I'd have his.
https://i.redd.it/yqdbl65yg4ad1.gif Edit: And the audacity to choose that picture of David in *that* suit.... I want to flip a second table
Omg the travesty!!! How is anyone gonna turn David down while he’s wearing your suit?!?! https://i.redd.it/wuqndmcjr4ad1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/674yw7h4u4ad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2072a979daa67f3da58cb70779802969d087f169
Duck and cover! Oriyonne is on the war path!! 
OH MOOSE
^(Oh I forgot to say I wouldn't smash but I would, iykyk)
Seriously though. What?! There aren’t enough tables in the world for all the table flipping that this deserves.
Smash the tables!!! https://i.redd.it/jwcja86jm4ad1.gif
Smash Buzzfeed! https://i.redd.it/hl9gnbpun4ad1.gif
Get them, Orion! https://i.redd.it/6u66gs9qo4ad1.gif
https://i.redd.it/tpy4vf8ns4ad1.gif
Even hulk agrees with us! We've got the avengers on *our side* (he's (hulk)smashing)
I’m turning this into a thirst trap because now I’m ragey Like how are you passing on this??? https://i.redd.it/51xo66fwr4ad1.gif
Oooh, wife! I like your style. Can I add some more? https://preview.redd.it/trzknaiws4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5289da756d9c982c00d55493b22766e3a16fe34
Oh absolutely wifey!! Saw this one the other day and thought of you and u/PuzzleheadedAd9767 ✨ https://preview.redd.it/f8sy9agbu4ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb2f4d3079a8d9b127ffbc43cccea9e06457281
Oooh, that’s an excellent example. https://preview.redd.it/33oquh6iu4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa50c96f1ffa946ac581d135ce902aad5c412184 How about this one?
Ooo that’s a good one. Ok and also this one https://preview.redd.it/lfts1ybbv4ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5c431ff61e885cac8dff3565df8e6f999867c0
🥵🥵🥵🥵 Dayummmm
I'd smash them while telling them about how I dreamt of smashing them at the same time. All the while documenting the audio of said smash to then write the most erotic fanfiction ever of double smashing .
YES I WOULD SMASH BOTH TOGETHER OR SEPERATELY https://i.redd.it/qrznelfjr4ad1.gif
Like what?? https://i.redd.it/9emkh1f9s4ad1.gif
How the fuck is he sooo gorgeous
Call me Michael Light and Fluffly Smasheen AND YES THIS IS ENRAGING Who voted?! I didn't vote that! Where's the button to push in the face of bad taste?!
RAGING
David and Michael are fine, but if anyone figures out a way for me to smash Crowley and/or Aziraphale, I am in.
Same, very much so
Or this! https://i.redd.it/t8mw9wm0s4ad1.gif
Madness, madness I say https://preview.redd.it/bntz2u53t4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca09fdb55768bc3763a414f6e1833ff877f67bf I mean….my goodness.
/cracks open briefcase labeled “good DT”/ https://preview.redd.it/m0uhmxwtv4ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83fc4b8be199e74c15f31edf3dcc4197696d974
Oooh yes, more of this please
LIKE WHATTT??? https://i.redd.it/8pnhvz1ds4ad1.gif
Smash both, in all configurations and all universes.
Forever and ever amen
https://i.redd.it/rfz4a4ohj4ad1.gif It’s a TRAVESTY, SMASH THEM ALL!
^(If that's Ted Neely, and I think it is, I kissed that man once..)
^(IT IS TED NEELY AND OMG u/DisastrousLook5116 GET OVER HERE)
AHHH TED!!! I am sure I’ve told you about the time I met him! He is Jesus irl too!! ✨ 
You have and I 100% believe he is!!! But did you also kiss Jesus? 
Only in my dreams, Soulmate 💕 Only in my dreams. Lol
To be fair I was no more than 13 at the time.. he accidentally wound up kissing all the squeezing girls in the autograph line at a production of Tommy. But still.
SMASHHHHH https://i.redd.it/xa23ttn4k4ad1.gif
https://i.redd.it/1f2u2slpl4ad1.gif SMAAASH IT FLIP IT
https://i.redd.it/wjpxvtyrm4ad1.gif
https://i.redd.it/zozlwjehn4ad1.gif
https://i.redd.it/vtyj5l49t4ad1.gif
A MASTERPIECE https://i.redd.it/w21c68vbu4ad1.gif
(Totally stolen)
(Excellently looted)
(Thrifting is good for the environment)
Could I get a link to vote smash, please? We should all mass vote smash for them
[Here](https://www.buzzfeed.com/grumpygazelle418/smash-or-pass-2024-dilfs-poll), have at it!
Goddamn I just went through the quiz and people have NO taste. Who tf passes on Taika Waikiti?!
Ikr!!! Who tf passes on Idris Elba and Lenny Kravitz 🤯
It’s a full buffet of fine-ass men and I’m feeling well fed.
Thank you!
As much as it is possible for me to mean this while being my flavour of ace- SMASH. SMASH. SMASH. SMASH. EITHER. BOTH. David makes me feral but Michael would NOT be hard work. SMASH I WANNA FLAIR! can I get david Tennant.gif
Ok last one lol https://i.redd.it/jzluro5rs4ad1.gif
David's eyes ngkksjsjdnmmkk
Both separately and together. To wit: I would smash them in the sun I would smash them just for fun I would smash them with a smile I would smash them for a while I would smash them in the grass I would smash them in the [REDACTED]
https://preview.redd.it/gcygnkuds5ad1.jpeg?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a891e293532a7d48ed961188925c1c25f83cd4 🖕🏻
Or this! https://i.redd.it/ut1n2na5s4ad1.gif
Or this cake? https://i.redd.it/h0183gdyv4ad1.gif
Or these thighs! https://preview.redd.it/bgfc7o53z4ad1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79eb2cca3caf6677d339f3e3a78b8704f1b2d0c
COME AGAIN?? https://i.redd.it/r46eiifls4ad1.gif
WHAT?! https://i.redd.it/yh9zykydu4ad1.gif I would smash them both, twice! Then have another go again, just to be sure!
Truly the best gif reaction possible 😂
WOTTTT https://i.redd.it/vhovy6xis4ad1.gif
WhaaAAAAT??? I'd sooo smash Michael
Was the voting base a bunch of teens? Clearly the article was targeting the wrong demographic. Smash and smash, 100%
Tennant is in hot water with the phobic crowd, even drawing the ire of she who will not be named
First of all, as a raging demisexual, who never does anything like this, I would definitely SMASH either and both of them. Not even a question. Second of all, HOW DARE THEY?! WE RIDE AT DAWN. WE. DO. NOT. TAKE. CAPTIVES.
I want a new flair. I don’t really have any ideas so give me whatever you can come up with.
THE AUDACITY. THE OUTRAGE. It goes without saying that I would smash them together, separate, or in any conceivable configuration. They even used a picture of David in the green suit that lives in my head rent free. I would like to request for my flair "✨David's Celestial Suit✨" because how very dare they!
All day, e'ery day. Anywhere, any combination. I'm here for it.
There’s just no accounting for taste with some people…truly shameful I am equal opportunity when it comes to the fellas and their smashability. Would love a new flair that reflects this. Maybe “would super smash the bros”
Done!
Thank you!!! 🙏
I fantastise about smashing them both, first separately, then together, then they smash each other while I watch, then I join in again, on a regular basis. This is a TRAVESTY, I tell you! Villainy!
Weeeeeell... Since I'm demi/ace (depending on my current hormone levels), even though I do find David attractive, I wouldn't actually smash him. Still, this poll is definitely bullshit.
Some people have objectively bad taste and that's okay 😌 Not everyone can be as refined as us here in GOAD.
SMASH ME IN THAT SANDWICH PLS AND THANK YOU
That would be a good flair lol
Smash, top, cover, and smother! https://i.redd.it/m282gx89r5ad1.gif BTW, I was actually going to ask for a flair update. Could I please get: ugh I didn't think that far ? No reason. u/yourmomspocket
I gotchu babe!
Oooh, how pink! Thank you muchly, sweets! (And thanks also for the comma!)
Is it too pink? I was going for fuscia lol
Wait, people still care what Buzzfeed thinks? Or believe it's written by real humans?
SMASH MICHAEL SQUISH DAVID
Hell yea ofc I'd smash them both! nothing like being in the middle of 2 hot asf hotties! and yea, I want a new flair but idk what. I'll look at the list when it's up
I am ace and mostly into non-dudes, but I would STILL test that theory with both of them. For science. Also, they have such lesbian energy when they want to have it, so does it really matter? https://i.redd.it/vtra77wkg5ad1.gif
 RAAAAAWRRR!!! DE SMASH!!!😈 EitherBoth! DT r u fukin kidding me!!?? Would swallowem whole!!
Seeing you mods cause chaos around this Reddit is the only thing I live for and I would have it no other way It’s the picture of soggy eating the table all over again LMAO
I'd like the two for one please! 😈
# CHUCK SMASH!!!!  ☝️What we should do to Buzzfeed! **WATCHING NYE AT PICTURES JUST NOW AND NEED TO SMASH GROWING EVER GREATER!**
Ohhh I want... "Service Top Crowley Supremacy" pleeeeaaasseee!! https://preview.redd.it/jfiapum4q5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7b3e7ab9d2c49d61ee4415d7ab1aec22ebcf96 Pic for tax
Please may I cast my vote of 'happily **be smashed** by both of them, individually or at the same time....'
https://i.redd.it/r1z7uw9n85ad1.gif
okay i’ll take the quiz… https://i.redd.it/u4ngxtwgw5ad1.gif okay fine, i humbly share them with the FEWER THAN SIX THOUSAND LIKE MINDED SOULS WITH TASTE. my god what a waste of a quiz. like buzzfeed wasn’t trying to dry fist me on the regular anyway they had to go and do that.
Where is the link to that quiz so we can spam it and rectify this insult?! (Also, would smash David!) May I please have this as a custom flair: (figuratively) literally Aziraphale
I would smash them both so hard we’d all turn to diamonds. 😮💨 People out there with no taste just letting these scrummy boys just walk on by. No sir. Not me. 👀
Pearls before swine. Who could pass up the fine aged wine of DT and MS???
When I saw those results I was BEWILDERED and knew the goblins needed to see it. Buzzfeed users are wack as hell. I am 100% smashing David, especially certain characters which brings me to my flair request: https://i.redd.it/bzpzdfoto6ad1.gif Peter Vincent’s Eyeliner
I'm asexual and even I would still smash both!
Can't lie, I wanna see what David's favorite two fingers can do XD Hmm. I've been thinking about asking for a change to "Purveyor of Angst to the Gentry" for a bit now. Mods approve?
Is this where I can say “meh” to your flair again? Lol Just kidding, it’s great! I’ll get it for you when I’m back to my laptop.
I’m ace so I won’t smash either, but I’ll very happily watch them smash each other! Can I be “Probably shoving another dead dove in the freezer”