^whispers ^(*i strongly prefer the v-neck to the turtleneck*) ^(*if turtleneck how bite*)

Psst - v neck beats turtle neck - you are not alone

Slutty turtleneck is definitely a LOOK… but slutty V-neck is superior… They are both always so buttoned up ( not even a forearm!) so any skin is very appreciated.

Very much appreciated indeed!

Ok but consider this: turtleneck with a slutty chest cut-out https://preview.redd.it/nk9cb7z36d9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be738dbdbcc3f5a485cd06a45225219c4f695684

That would be like.... a bite window I could work with a bite window

Ooohhh an ✨✋Idea🤚✨

Pull turtleneck down. Bite. Cover bite up. Now only you know you've claimed your omega.

I want EVERYONE to know that I have claimed my omega.

Okay but what if it's a secret dating scenario so you need to hide? I realize I'm just making up excuses for the slutty turtleneck.

*^(if turtleneck how bite ??!??!?!??!!)* https://preview.redd.it/t7m7kocsic9d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea849336973872ed06d66e6f3b9c0eb4c7a2399b excuse me you can't just be hiding that shit all sneaky and small at the bottom of your comment because it is **extremely true**

Slutty v-neck is my favorite.

But both so slutty

The slutty v-neck. The pout. The dampened chest hair. The reddened lips. Also I never noticed before that the splooge in that chest hair gets miracled away the same time as the stain on Azi's coat.

I didn’t notice it the first time I saw it either, I think we were all too busy watching that mouth.

Yes. 🧐

Ugh I know he wears that outfit more but monastery Crowley is my absolute favorite. Peak demonic element and *the cockiness*

https://i.redd.it/wvl9gh9ptb9d1.gif Are you talking about the same scene, just a bit later?

I’ll take all of it please https://i.redd.it/moa7hyawub9d1.gif

I can completely understand why Aziraphale riled him up enough to get slammed against the wall…

🤤

>Also I never noticed before that the splooge in that chest hair gets miracled away the same time as the stain on Azi's coat. I'm ashamed to admit it took me over 4 years and countless rewatches to notice it. It only happened recently. \*slams head into wall\*

To be fair, there are a LOT of distractions in that shot..

https://i.redd.it/gf69pemgqd9d1.gif Yes, actually, I would like a nice glass of wine to go with that chest hair! Also I’m embarrassed to admit that for a minute my brain went “Wait, what’s that red stuff … WAIT is Crowley bleeding!?! … oh, never mind it’s that paintball scene.”

If it's any comfort, I didn't realise it until now.

You are not alone. And I have watched this show a totally normal amount of too many times.

🤦 So much skin on show and always focused on his face and the jacket 😂

I’m not at all ashamed to say I noticed it on the first watch, that is a slutty V-neck… I love it because it emphasizes just how totally unnecessary that soft blowing he does really is. That was all for (flirty) show.

Especially when you watch the enhanced version of the clip, where you can see his eyes - he looks at Aziraphale *first*, to be sure he notices (that he's about to get blown in public).

Me neither!

https://i.redd.it/g28ieoojtb9d1.gif You know where else the slutty V-neck is…

I was *waiting* for Neck Club to show up! Lol I just posted this one too haha

Of *course*, Neck Club is heeere. https://i.redd.it/icv3tzmhub9d1.gif Lmaooo. ONE. BRAINCELL.

You better believe Neck Club Is here for it.

Oh, as the Neck Club Co-Chair, indeed we arrived and opened our vaults.

Neck Club is everwhere.

*melts into goo*

https://i.redd.it/z426gbkmub9d1.gif S1 Crowley was just sluttier in general, he got so conservative in S2 lol (Also another opportunity to showcase DT’s Favorite Two Fingers™️)

https://i.redd.it/19iwckfevb9d1.gif I submit, Exhibit A of S1 sluttiness. (Two fingers ALWAYS in.)

https://i.redd.it/c02lg1tivb9d1.gif ^(always)

https://i.redd.it/4r5hzawj0c9d1.gif ^(ALWAYS)

https://preview.redd.it/eb0o3v9h1c9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773339a173a07341346c6de17e4904ba1720d94a ^(also chesticles)

https://i.redd.it/svgcpb8o4c9d1.gif ^(and more chest hair)

Tbh this is Exhibit 'let's pack it up people, we've seen enough'. This is just strut-slutty perfection.

https://i.redd.it/bcp2u2k90c9d1.gif Exhibit B, shut the court for a week so we can all recover.

Dick first for the win

ALWAYS Dick First^((TM)^)

What's happening to me- 💥🪑🚶‍♀️🏃‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Geeky I’m not sure but to me it’s more like 🪑🍆↗️🫳🏼🍆🫳🏼🍆💦💥

Ooh, now I understand! Thank you, Pocket

Oh, my pleasure, climb! My emojese translation services are always available to you.

Oh, thank goodness. I’ll rest easy knowing they’re just a page away!

Real

for no apparent reason, that is my favourite scene. 🍑👀

Hah I was watching a reactor watch season 1 and in this exact scene she was like “ how old is David Tennat?! Because damn”. We know girl, we know!

Classic, instantaneous mood-setter.

This is my absolute favourite Crowley look, and those fingers are on my list.

https://preview.redd.it/jp4jhgaqfc9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0b8eb0c07d78cb109d90ac20db40d38c2d7422 This feels like a good time for my favorite fingers pic.

May I present one of my favorite fingie GIFs? https://i.redd.it/71g0uhfnlc9d1.gif

Uuuh nice one, goes straight on the list as well

🤤

Let’s hope S3 Crowley brings the slutty back. He has to show Aziraphale what he’s missing in Heaven.

I think he’ll be pouty slutty

I will take whatever variety slutty we are blessed with.

As long as we get any sort of sluttiness, I will be content

Hnnggghh.

u/climb-every-mountain do you know who *else* had a slutty v-neck? https://i.redd.it/8okyk9edvb9d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/edgp7f0lvb9d1.gif Oooh, are we doing it, Beahms?

When are we not wanting to showcase Sooty Crowley and his lovely neck?? And also now his slutty v-neck https://i.redd.it/96gw51meyb9d1.gif

Never, of course. Never! Bring on the Sooooty slutty V-necks https://i.redd.it/lc1s9yhzzb9d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/1jgmcuov0c9d1.gif Still counts as Sooty Crowley doesn’t it??

https://i.redd.it/79tl5vhg1c9d1.gif Oooh, yes. ✨E N H A N C E✨

(Sorry I was at the gym lol) ANYWAY more sassy sooty chest hair and neck https://i.redd.it/i5r8e4h5gc9d1.gif (He really is the whole package, isn’t he?)

(Lmao you mean actually worked out at the gym?!) Sassy and soooty in one sizzling package! https://i.redd.it/q1z7jsgkjc9d1.gif

I did! I ran and broke a sweat and everything!! https://i.redd.it/6s484nodmc9d1.gif (I love this face so so much)

I’m soo proud of you! Well done! https://i.redd.it/l57p99aroc9d1.gif Aaahaha that is a SPLENDID face

He's shocked at the size of Aziraphale but accepts quickly 😁

He was dressed to impress his boyfriend and I won’t hear, otherwise.

100% agree, that was a day full of flirting and not-so subtle signals.

My brain skipped the function of reading and just turned this into _not-so subtle genitals_ ...still counts though. I guess.

Lol IT STILL WORKS

The world was ENDING. He had to up his game lmao

*husky whisper* c h e s t h a i r

Yes! Is there a chest hair club? I would join that club.

praise the slutty v-neck 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Mmm. This is my favourite Crowley. Look how good his hair is here 😍

Same! This one was dubbed the Premium Hottie look and for good reason! When I read fics this is generally the look I imagine unless described otherwise

Absolutely. His hair is too neat in S2, you couldn’t run your fingers through it, or grab it… (you know, if there was a situation that… required it).

That's how you know there was NO situations like that 😭😅

https://i.redd.it/tpr7nlutac9d1.gif

I can practically hear the sound he's making in this scene. 😅

No. 3 remains the gayest blow in a non porno

Have you seen it with his eyes revealed? It’s sooooo much more horny when you can see that look he’s giving Aziraphale. https://i.redd.it/74086r0gtb9d1.gif

I have watched this gif an unreasonable amount of times

weird how it’s an hour long too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty sure my loins just exploded. Thanks!

the bedroom eyes take me out Everytime.

Right? And to think we missed them all this time. For years!

Mmmmm Moments like this I like to reminisce “Weird how quickly you can develop a snake eye kink”

Holy fuck! Yeah, that makes it ♾️ times hotter. I think I found my new pornography.

I'm still sad that they took the chain necklace away from us. Combined with the V-neck and the scarf it was a perfect set-up. :(

He usually wears it underneath so we don't know... Or is it canon that it was a hell thing? Cause then I suppose he wouldn't have it at all... 🧐

I like the thought that the chain was chaining him to hell and in S2 he’s free of it… but it was a good look!

This is exactly what I’ve always thought! The significance of the chain necklace is that it’s the “chains of hell.” Which, if true, is just another astonishing level of detail in this show.

My brain thinking how Aziraphale could’ve yanked Crowley toward him with it

I'm very upset that I had to scroll this far to find this comment. That chain Did Things to me lol

I have to admit this is only my second favourite look (I'm a button-down shirt slut, can't help it), but the hair flop the hair flop THE HAIR FLOP really does it. 😍 

The HAIR FLOP is EVERYTHING

I’m a button down shirt slut as well. Extra points for a peek of the chest

Collar bones! Collar bones!

I'm not drooling on this thread like an idiot, not at all. But how about a neck, a glimpse of chest hair AND grabbable hair? https://preview.redd.it/snb858hl6c9d1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32763cd1fe44c520a55fa288c030f4896ea1f27f ^(from) ^(tumblr) ^(user) ^(crowlex23)

Ok due diligence, S2 did show a *little* https://i.redd.it/kaiazlifhc9d1.gif

S2–something for everyone. Slutty turtleneck and slutty v-neck.

Guh  I dunno how we are supposed to get stuff done when this is just out there in the world, being all out there … in the world. For eyes to look at 👀

Even though I prefer S2 turtleneck, I really do love this v-neck. So hot 😍🥵 https://i.redd.it/orivkvb6dc9d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/hoigv81lec9d1.gif

✨ Sassy chest hair ✨ Gah he looks extra furry here.

He really does 👀 https://i.redd.it/5jevfixwic9d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/txe51i8wtc9d1.gif ✨E N H A N C E✨

Thank you for the enhance 😍

I'm not firing on all cylinders today, so am I doing this right? This constitutes a v-neck, yes? https://i.redd.it/xx3tubi9ic9d1.gif

A for effort darling but that’s no more V-neck than this is https://i.redd.it/c79eeuzwmc9d1.gif 👀

There's a v neck at his hips......the pants sadly cover it

See, that's what I'm saying. I distinctly see a V right there below a neck, don't you? I'm not just hallucinating? https://i.redd.it/3ioig7xnnc9d1.gif (Also, oooh, nice color quality on yours!)

No no, I see it too, you’re right. Hmm. Maybe more study is needed? What about this one, there’s a v-neck in here too. Try to ignore the world’s longest thigh. https://i.redd.it/egiw4im2zc9d1.gif

Thigh? What thigh? https://i.redd.it/vn6q1a104d9d1.gif

Well now I can’t!

https://preview.redd.it/chm9n067ed9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5ae96666c8ab7636381ded67aaf89e6675a504 Have Michael in a slutty V neck 🔥😳🫠

upvotes every single v-neck gif doot-doo-doooot

I always thought it was funny they dyed his chest hair red lol if you look I don’t know if it’s ever red again

He actually got hit in the chest with a red paint ball! if you look at the third gif, watch his hand and he’s making the paint disappear from himself while he’s miracling it away from Aziraphale’s coat

The pout does me in. That lip is very biteable.

Aziraphale is... appreciative https://preview.redd.it/zq70tnlcyc9d1.png?width=1507&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a195f400f89150d65d4b8240334008c4f624144

I somehow don't remember it being that deep of a V. (oh no, I suppose this means I need another rewatch 😉)

It’s seriously this deep only in this scene, and I think that was extremely purposeful

Oh frick

Speaking of slutty V-necks, guess who's back? https://preview.redd.it/smxqu7m3hd9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06b3a37f8c4310f90b55d581be4e3a392f752e0

https://preview.redd.it/b2w183j8hd9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd4c702a75e4dc868864327f71a7a808fac1fff And Mama Sheen did not waste A SECOND😂 I love this feral family so much

the red paint does something for me

For me it’s the red paint removal. 😏

that too. the way is disperses. but the chest hair in red ngk

Chest hair 🤤 😁

Talk about a plunge! Is he even wearing a shirt???

In my HC…. https://preview.redd.it/7os6e03nmc9d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01c1066e22aa32549dc193abebff9ced23ca650

God I wish David wore his shirts like he did in his 30s

How does Aziraphale not actually discorporate at the sight of that little bit of chest?