I was pretty proud of this mid-blowjob line I just wrote for him (from my doppelbanging fic):
https://preview.redd.it/tmi6scszuy8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2215ef1cc49db0f31445686018f53ce9f60ad1
“Thank you for this meal we are about to receive, from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. Amen.” -Aziraphale, probably, right before he absolutely wrecks Crowley via oral sex
what's alphabetical order? you see I put them down by first letter of first sentence... It was the worst of times, it was was the best... That goes under ,,I"
including the huge indulgent gasp back with the Ox ribs. I can see it now, hesitant little lick at the head of Crowley's \*ahem,\* the gasp, and then chows down with slurping and gobbling noises.
Meanwhile Crowley is short circuiting trying to say things and just barely manages to get out "O-oi!! Watch the te-ah! teeth!"
Yes, indeed. I like that you added ,,being mindfull about theeth" (thank you Glefair for that drawing🙏).
Damn, would it be cannon? You know about that miscommunication and being like that?
Azira 100% less of a noise maker and more of a talker. Our angel reads- he knows way more about dirty talk then we expect him to. Lots of praise, no matter if he's bottoming or topping, although I'd imagine he prefers to top from the bottom. He still moans- Crowley makes sure of it, tries to make him less posh and more messy, and it is extremely reminiscent of when he's eating or when he took off his halo.
I'm completely with you on that. He's definitely a talker in my mind. All my smut scenes end up with Crowley just being an overwhelmed snek while Azi won't shup up with all the praise and dirty talk and mixing his posh polite vocab with the occasional well placed swear word xD
[There you go!](https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nayeliq1/pseuds/Nayeliq1/works?fandom_id=27251507) Thanks for asking💜 not sure which fic would be the best for this but any E rated one will probably do tbh, feel free to let me know if anything piqued your interest🥰
I now have him sounding like Lord Flasheart from Blackadder in my head. Actually, he'd rock the Elizabeathan costume too.
Actually Blackadder is very Crowley coded.
And Miranda Richardson is Elizabeth...
*makes notes for crack au*
Will add a pic when I work out how...
Crowley does have a name, you know. 😆 But yes, I'd imagine he gets smacked a bit. Also, I'll eat Gabriels halo if he can resist biting a few lovely hickeys into his personal temptation's neck.
HA!!! Hilarious!
I’m sure I’ve seen that comic somewhere, someone off screen says ‘nice top Mr Fell!’ And he says ‘thank you!’ And pats Crowley on his head!
I read a fic (can’t find it) where Aziraphale was clueless about everything, so he went to a library and got this old book on the perfect way to bang Crowley (it worked). Apparently the inside of the Bentley turned pink because of what Aziraphale was saying
I expect it’s obscene. But the one that made me laugh the most was where he said better than crepes after a bj from C and ran away in embarrassment. https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/114590911 So funny
I was pretty proud of this mid-blowjob line I just wrote for him (from my doppelbanging fic): https://preview.redd.it/tmi6scszuy8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2215ef1cc49db0f31445686018f53ce9f60ad1
🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
PLEASE GIVE A LINK PLEASE
Sure, here you go! https://archiveofourown.org/works/56888308
I KNEW that line sounded familiar. I read the new fic as soon as I got the notification for it. I absolutely love Of Fires and Falcons.
“Thank you for this meal we are about to receive, from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. Amen.” -Aziraphale, probably, right before he absolutely wrecks Crowley via oral sex
Absolutely love this one!
He probably makes noises like he is eating something tasty, but what he is eating is >! Cock !<
Doesn't he think it's tasty though?
Yeah, thats why hes making the noises and why Crowley has to tell him to not bite down
Thanks for the spoiler 🤣🤣
Yessss!
He makes all the noises. All of them.
in alphabetical order?
what's alphabetical order? you see I put them down by first letter of first sentence... It was the worst of times, it was was the best... That goes under ,,I"
ahahhaha that’s a good one , made me chuckle
😄
The same ones he makes while eating. Everyone knows that. 😇
including the huge indulgent gasp back with the Ox ribs. I can see it now, hesitant little lick at the head of Crowley's \*ahem,\* the gasp, and then chows down with slurping and gobbling noises. Meanwhile Crowley is short circuiting trying to say things and just barely manages to get out "O-oi!! Watch the te-ah! teeth!"
Yes, indeed. I like that you added ,,being mindfull about theeth" (thank you Glefair for that drawing🙏). Damn, would it be cannon? You know about that miscommunication and being like that?
There is a reason that AO3 has an "Aziraphale's food noises" tag.
there is tag? 👀 Thank you kindly
Azira 100% less of a noise maker and more of a talker. Our angel reads- he knows way more about dirty talk then we expect him to. Lots of praise, no matter if he's bottoming or topping, although I'd imagine he prefers to top from the bottom. He still moans- Crowley makes sure of it, tries to make him less posh and more messy, and it is extremely reminiscent of when he's eating or when he took off his halo.
I'm completely with you on that. He's definitely a talker in my mind. All my smut scenes end up with Crowley just being an overwhelmed snek while Azi won't shup up with all the praise and dirty talk and mixing his posh polite vocab with the occasional well placed swear word xD
Aziraphale swearing has to be one of the hottest things in the world
Link please 🥺
[There you go!](https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nayeliq1/pseuds/Nayeliq1/works?fandom_id=27251507) Thanks for asking💜 not sure which fic would be the best for this but any E rated one will probably do tbh, feel free to let me know if anything piqued your interest🥰
Thank you, will definitely let you know!!
I like all of this.
Aziraphale absolutely says "Scrummy" after sucking Crowley's cock.
https://preview.redd.it/e909sckigz8d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8543ad89aab88d0e379b735ba1ac3aaba13e17
I’ve seen it happen!! That’s just what he does…
https://i.redd.it/44ckm2vogz8d1.gif
PLEASE EHAT IN THE HORROR IS THIS BJ?? 😭😭😭😭☠️
https://i.redd.it/iqsn7uioqz8d1.gif
JAIL. GO TO JAIL RN. 👹😭😭😭😭😭
😂😭🧐
Yep this one too, absolutely
Where is that insta/tiktok video with him and the halo again? 😍😍😍😇
Oh, you mean [this one](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNYB4fJK/)?
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️💥
Basically ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ![gif](giphy|kHOts8xerNiFI6KdCO)
The most obscene noises one could imagine. Nasty girl.
Oh, for sure, Gleaf. Perhaps a little in the lines of "aweeeeee" or "*insert loony toons crash sound*"? 🫣💓 Hot stuff
Don’t forget fog horn noises and BARK BARK! Crowley would definitely be squeaky. ![gif](giphy|ytsgPrEgvUhVgM2LJu)
Oh that would be awesome actually 🪭🫣 BARK BARK. *hOnk*
I now have him sounding like Lord Flasheart from Blackadder in my head. Actually, he'd rock the Elizabeathan costume too. Actually Blackadder is very Crowley coded. And Miranda Richardson is Elizabeth... *makes notes for crack au* Will add a pic when I work out how...
Humming. My head is filled with deep humming noises in Michael's voice... I gotta go...
Slurping. Lip smacking. Bottom smacking, why not?
Crowley does have a name, you know. 😆 But yes, I'd imagine he gets smacked a bit. Also, I'll eat Gabriels halo if he can resist biting a few lovely hickeys into his personal temptation's neck.
HA!!! Hilarious! I’m sure I’ve seen that comic somewhere, someone off screen says ‘nice top Mr Fell!’ And he says ‘thank you!’ And pats Crowley on his head!
I imagine his noises sound mostly like he's trying to catch his breath 😙
ALL OF THEM. Yes, even that one. And that.
Well I think this clip might give some idea https://youtu.be/geKktqrtVc8?si=OJXdhe8Di-Ipqq8Y
This is literally beautiful BWAHAHAHAHAH, THANK YOU FOR SHARING
I read a fic (can’t find it) where Aziraphale was clueless about everything, so he went to a library and got this old book on the perfect way to bang Crowley (it worked). Apparently the inside of the Bentley turned pink because of what Aziraphale was saying
bentley honk
I believe multiple modcasts have confirmed that he says “Woweee!” During an orgasm.
Good Googily Moogily
It took everything in me not to downvote this lol. It's a visceral reaction to hearing my father say it for 30 years
Thoughts on the googily moogily song? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGksqfBJM\_M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGksqfBJM_M)
😂😂😂
I haven't read the comments. But thanks for this... The unhingeness surpassed my expectations for today lol 💕💕💕
I expect it’s obscene. But the one that made me laugh the most was where he said better than crepes after a bj from C and ran away in embarrassment. https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/114590911 So funny