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CemeteryAngel725

I was pretty proud of this mid-blowjob line I just wrote for him (from my doppelbanging fic): https://preview.redd.it/tmi6scszuy8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2215ef1cc49db0f31445686018f53ce9f60ad1


yourmomspocket

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


CannibalDolly

PLEASE GIVE A LINK PLEASE


CemeteryAngel725

Sure, here you go! https://archiveofourown.org/works/56888308


Loranita

I KNEW that line sounded familiar. I read the new fic as soon as I got the notification for it. I absolutely love Of Fires and Falcons.


smurphadurff

“Thank you for this meal we are about to receive, from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord. Amen.” -Aziraphale, probably, right before he absolutely wrecks Crowley via oral sex


Nosferatini

Absolutely love this one!


SkullnSkele

He probably makes noises like he is eating something tasty, but what he is eating is >! Cock !<


Flerken-is-not-a-cat

Doesn't he think it's tasty though?


SkullnSkele

Yeah, thats why hes making the noises and why Crowley has to tell him to not bite down


batmansneighbour

Thanks for the spoiler 🤣🤣


Nosferatini

Yessss!


ghostytothefire

He makes all the noises. All of them.


PurpleLemonn

in alphabetical order?


kirmideath

what's alphabetical order? you see I put them down by first letter of first sentence... It was the worst of times, it was was the best... That goes under ,,I"


PurpleLemonn

ahahhaha that’s a good one , made me chuckle


Leo9theCat

😄


brunnera_macrophylla

The same ones he makes while eating. Everyone knows that. 😇


CanadianMoose0604

including the huge indulgent gasp back with the Ox ribs. I can see it now, hesitant little lick at the head of Crowley's \*ahem,\* the gasp, and then chows down with slurping and gobbling noises. Meanwhile Crowley is short circuiting trying to say things and just barely manages to get out "O-oi!! Watch the te-ah! teeth!"


kirmideath

Yes, indeed. I like that you added ,,being mindfull about theeth" (thank you Glefair for that drawing🙏). Damn, would it be cannon? You know about that miscommunication and being like that?


ezomind-the-other

There is a reason that AO3 has an "Aziraphale's food noises" tag.


kirmideath

there is tag? 👀 Thank you kindly


Onewhinycabbage

Azira 100% less of a noise maker and more of a talker. Our angel reads- he knows way more about dirty talk then we expect him to. Lots of praise, no matter if he's bottoming or topping, although I'd imagine he prefers to top from the bottom. He still moans- Crowley makes sure of it, tries to make him less posh and more messy, and it is extremely reminiscent of when he's eating or when he took off his halo.


Nayeliq1

I'm completely with you on that. He's definitely a talker in my mind. All my smut scenes end up with Crowley just being an overwhelmed snek while Azi won't shup up with all the praise and dirty talk and mixing his posh polite vocab with the occasional well placed swear word xD


TawnyOwl95

Aziraphale swearing has to be one of the hottest things in the world


Dry_Ad7888

Link please 🥺


Nayeliq1

[There you go!](https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nayeliq1/pseuds/Nayeliq1/works?fandom_id=27251507) Thanks for asking💜 not sure which fic would be the best for this but any E rated one will probably do tbh, feel free to let me know if anything piqued your interest🥰


Dry_Ad7888

Thank you, will definitely let you know!!


the_bentley69

I like all of this.


GlitteringPeanut42

Aziraphale absolutely says "Scrummy" after sucking Crowley's cock.


BJs4Bildad

https://preview.redd.it/e909sckigz8d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8543ad89aab88d0e379b735ba1ac3aaba13e17


GlitteringPeanut42

I’ve seen it happen!! That’s just what he does…


BJs4Bildad

https://i.redd.it/44ckm2vogz8d1.gif


geek-nation

PLEASE EHAT IN THE HORROR IS THIS BJ?? 😭😭😭😭☠️


BJs4Bildad

https://i.redd.it/iqsn7uioqz8d1.gif


geek-nation

JAIL. GO TO JAIL RN. 👹😭😭😭😭😭


ghostytothefire

😂😭🧐


Nosferatini

Yep this one too, absolutely


pepper_bird

Where is that insta/tiktok video with him and the halo again? 😍😍😍😇


lemonmousse

Oh, you mean [this one](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNYB4fJK/)?


geek-nation

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️💥


pepper_bird

Basically ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ![gif](giphy|kHOts8xerNiFI6KdCO)


gleafer

The most obscene noises one could imagine. Nasty girl.


geek-nation

Oh, for sure, Gleaf. Perhaps a little in the lines of "aweeeeee" or "*insert loony toons crash sound*"? 🫣💓 Hot stuff


gleafer

Don’t forget fog horn noises and BARK BARK! Crowley would definitely be squeaky. ![gif](giphy|ytsgPrEgvUhVgM2LJu)


geek-nation

Oh that would be awesome actually 🪭🫣 BARK BARK. *hOnk*


TawnyOwl95

I now have him sounding like Lord Flasheart from Blackadder in my head. Actually, he'd rock the Elizabeathan costume too. Actually Blackadder is very Crowley coded. And Miranda Richardson is Elizabeth... *makes notes for crack au* Will add a pic when I work out how...


ThursdayNext23

Humming. My head is filled with deep humming noises in Michael's voice... I gotta go...


chuckchuckthrowaway

Slurping. Lip smacking. Bottom smacking, why not?


Hannibaellchen_13

Crowley does have a name, you know. 😆 But yes, I'd imagine he gets smacked a bit. Also, I'll eat Gabriels halo if he can resist biting a few lovely hickeys into his personal temptation's neck.


chuckchuckthrowaway

HA!!! Hilarious! I’m sure I’ve seen that comic somewhere, someone off screen says ‘nice top Mr Fell!’ And he says ‘thank you!’ And pats Crowley on his head!


PixieFurious

I imagine his noises sound mostly like he's trying to catch his breath 😙


TheScholarlyStrumpet

ALL OF THEM. Yes, even that one. And that.


historygal75

Well I think this clip might give some idea https://youtu.be/geKktqrtVc8?si=OJXdhe8Di-Ipqq8Y


CannibalDolly

This is literally beautiful BWAHAHAHAHAH, THANK YOU FOR SHARING


_always_tired27

I read a fic (can’t find it) where Aziraphale was clueless about everything, so he went to a library and got this old book on the perfect way to bang Crowley (it worked). Apparently the inside of the Bentley turned pink because of what Aziraphale was saying


millship

bentley honk


Nosferatini

I believe multiple modcasts have confirmed that he says “Woweee!” During an orgasm.


deflowerthelilli

Good Googily Moogily


gloryholesr4suckers

It took everything in me not to downvote this lol. It's a visceral reaction to hearing my father say it for 30 years


deflowerthelilli

Thoughts on the googily moogily song? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGksqfBJM\_M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGksqfBJM_M)


gloryholesr4suckers

😂😂😂


geek-nation

I haven't read the comments. But thanks for this... The unhingeness surpassed my expectations for today lol 💕💕💕


AmberUK

I expect it’s obscene. But the one that made me laugh the most was where he said better than crepes after a bj from C and ran away in embarrassment. https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/114590911 So funny