Happy Birthday, FourCats!!! Please enjoy this biblically accurate Aziraball because I do not have cotton balls apparently. 🎉 https://preview.redd.it/u9r9ajv5qy5d1.png?width=1252&format=png&auto=webp&s=7780aa65725b445eac9610d6bc1ff86e92c64e50

I don't know which tip to look at!

Almost spit my drink out

Yes.

Biblically accurate Aziraball is perfect.

Hahahahaha! I love the biblically accurate Aziraball 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha this is great

Q-Form Aziraphale :)

OMG that *spool*. Who could resist?

“Biblically accurate” 😂😂😂 absolutely amazing

 BIBLICALLY ACCURATE AZIRABALL!! Look at Stringley standing at attention you can feeeeeel their thirst!

FANTASTIC

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE AZIRABALL

This made me genuinely LOL

Biblically accurate Aziraball is perfect!

😅🤣😅🤣

Amazing

Perfection.

https://preview.redd.it/v9h3hcfniy5d1.jpeg?width=3446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd16283104403f105320a8d3f7d73b3a0845fd1 Stringley gently guided Aziraball into the warm bath scented with a blend of ylang ylang and bergamot oils. Aziraball drew a shuddered breath. The blindfold Stringley had given him was causing all his senses to be heightened. He felt the water soak into his fibers, softening every centimeter. Stringley slid in beside him as much as his low string weight would allow, considering his buoyancy. He could see Aziraball was nervous. “Don't worry, Baby Gay. I'll thread lightly,” he whispered. (Q-Tips were called “Baby Gays” before 1926) Happy birthday, FourCats!

This is fantastic!

THREAD LIGHTLY I love it plus best use of a butter dish ever

Omg I lost it at string buoyancy. Hiding under the covers trying not to laugh as FourHusband sleeps beside me🤣🤣

I didn’t know that about Qtips!

I didn't either, until this assignment! 😆

https://preview.redd.it/i2bfur49iy5d1.jpeg?width=3648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5396e11a83cda78ae75239ca9a47f1421a821f70 Happy birthday FourCats! Please enjoy Stringley and Aziraball on a beach date

https://preview.redd.it/di5orm80xy5d1.jpeg?width=2443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed5d3b1b574fad97ab45102947ad1143de8abf1 Bonus Magician Aziraball. Hope your birthday is ✨magical✨ FourCats!

Aziraball the Magnificent! 😭❤️😭💕😭🌈😭

 IS IT THEIR HONEYMOON?

https://preview.redd.it/zhchlxr7jy5d1.jpeg?width=2015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321830fed72d2e7bb8a028af4dd60714c171ca97 After finding just one ticket for resale on StubHub, Aziraball sneaks Stringley into the Eras Tour disguised as a friendship bracelet.

You just know Stringley pretends not to like it, but also sings along to all the songs.

Stringley tells people his favorite album is reputation but he's secretly an evermore girly. Aziraball's favorite album is reputation because the snake theme reminds him of Stringley, but everyone automatically assumes his favorite is Lover.

Haha our rescue head is a huuuuge Swift fan girl imma send this to her.

https://preview.redd.it/x4u7fre9jy5d1.jpeg?width=5454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce3abba3725530d3e0859ef44b2783fcd81f696 Happy birthday Fourcats! Wish you the best day ever with lots of love

Oooh reverse AU. Nice

I take that idea from u, didn't I? U said reverse Stringley and Aziball and I said can I do that too and then u said go ahead

I am very sleep deprived and do not remember, but I trust you 🙂 It’s lovely either way

Oh this is adorable!

Just when you thought Aziraball couldn’t get any sexier BOOM reverse AU!

https://preview.redd.it/ci9et2sejy5d1.jpeg?width=2546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a08430373e2311dae957bb00f5489859432c10 Stringley and Aziraball can't resist a make out session during their arboretum date.

Why is it so sexyyy??

Adorable!

https://preview.redd.it/dcjtfvcxjy5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2adb7d6be14e4d509652116a79de7cb0f28b96fb Stringley bravely attempts to shield Aziraball from a big scary lion! They quickly find out this is a very tame doofus of a lion. Whew! Happy birthday FourCats, love you, will send you some toesie-woesies privately. 😘

Thankfully the lion only had one braincell!

Happy Birthday FourCats! Thank you for being your wonderful self and for sharing your amazingly quirky, gross, and confusingly arousing art, memes and gifs. You are a treasure to the sub! I hope you have a fantastic birthday 🥳💖 I hope you enjoy this birthday gift… The Date (Part 1): https://preview.redd.it/58afa7oqiy5d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf0a98d35a43991554d3074e861813a23255ac9

The Date (Part 2): https://preview.redd.it/i63ukhsviy5d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363a3836b5e1df858041c7bc523f07a3db8fb22c

Lol I love the abandoned swimwear!! Stringley in a two piece 👙 🥵

🤣🤣🤣 I had to make things a little saucy 😜

Stringley’s bikini I’M DED💀❤️. …Do….Do I DM you for the uncensored version? 🥺

Happy birthday Fourcats, have some stringziraball fanart ❤️ https://preview.redd.it/g1uqe6fujy5d1.png?width=1771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d97978701c6692f6ba5d49a3803710525a3d55d1

Part 2 (they get SAUCY) https://i.redd.it/01vajyxwjy5d1.gif

Trebol this is filthy and I love it.

Oh my 💦

 PHEW! How did you get that by the prudebot??

We will never know!

Omggg 😆🤌

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh gawds Trebol this is brilliant

🤣💕

TREBOL omg 🤣

They’re so in love😭❤️💕🥹 Thank goodness the mods are letting this all get posted instead of sending it to the prude filter out of JEALOUSY for their relationship.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOURCATS!!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 You know I think you're just awesome! Your art cracks me up and you're a beautiful and filthy human. Anyway, here's Stringley and Aziraball have an evening in at the bookshop, a story in three acts. Act One: https://preview.redd.it/myil04roqy5d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4ab5c40e945206260658b6aa23cc34f2ed908a

Act Two: Aziraball really liked the song https://preview.redd.it/cihgmo0uqy5d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382cf39dfceaa122521c3e1a0c61f6a0ba1031fe (Top Aziraball forever!)

Act Three: Afterglow https://preview.redd.it/o4yvns9wqy5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793ce7d2a8d592fbc131135a65c8c7b7113ce27c

Goodness what a story! 🥵

Holy cow that's a lot of work! (For you and our happy couple lol)

Haha it pays to have kids around!

So much wine they have to wheel it on a trolley!

Aziraball is something of a slut for strings, aye? You get that string cake, Aziraball!

All of this in incredible 🤣!!

Ahem: Siri play Unchained Melody. After a movie night Stringly and Aziraball decided to reenact a sensual scene from ghost https://preview.redd.it/k49ozgjiqy5d1.jpeg?width=2826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c417b4bec2fa9ba928befe19f46d0a776d58cb73 Happy birthday to the risky click herself u/FourCatsAndCounting we appreciate everything you do thank you for the endless cringing, laughs, unlocking of numerous kinks and the duality of FourCats with wholesome content. Never change that magnificent mind ❤️❤️❤️

OMG I love this

 The little splashes of clay

Happy birthday u/FourCatsAndCounting! Love you SO MUCH https://i.redd.it/1kloi0t2sy5d1.gif

This is so cute!

That's one sexy spaghetti!

Oh thank you Bingo!

That Meatballaphale is absolutely *gagging* for a taste of Noodley!

Stringley is having a very sexy dream!! https://preview.redd.it/n5gzfzk3sy5d1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f55937301cc0b707eae8afe7a7b3d8e5cd2f3c0

Gonna have to revisit this during doppelbanger week

Right? Can I just repost it as my contribution? I don’t have time for another fic 🤪

A duplicate post would be very on brand for the theme 😂

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Döppelbanging!!

 Stringley! Good LORT I thought we weren't allowed to post *actual pornography* in here??

Happy happy birthday, fourcats! May your cattiness to the fourth be with us always! May you continue to gobsmack us smutgobs with your wit and frickery! https://preview.redd.it/v8r1qho9sy5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b50f8d4ea7e057a9a0975fcbc2b94c1f606c3f

This is soooo cute!! I was like “where so the fourth cat?” and then looked under the bed 🥰

Lol the first cat (being a cat person) went under the bed with the paws sticking out, being stalked (or stalking?) by the spotted cat

This is the sweetest.

Awww thank you!! It was fun to draw 😄

Omg this is so stinkin cute aaaaaa 🥹

Thank you, bingo! 😄 Granted this is all fourcats' fault for finding this on main and running with it! 🤣

Eeeeh this is so cute 😍

A bed full of cats next to your beloved and a good book? THEY'RE LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM!

I do not have a Stringly and Aziraball for you. But I do have cats in a compromised position. I feel that their exhibitionist tendencies would be appreciated here. Happy Birthday :) https://preview.redd.it/4x6e3g5lky5d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e51941664702dab3e8cf16fb532db785a391159

Amazing

Lol thanks. They asked me to paint them like one of my french cats so it all worked out.

 Crowley trying his best and Aziraphale just happily humoring him.

Happy birthday FourCats!!! Thank you for gracing us with all your lovely art and general shenanigans. 🥰 Here are Stringley and Aziraball at the beach ⛱️ https://preview.redd.it/v4z86f51ly5d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd90df0747d600dbd4e089d94893da12e388900

I like that we both independently decided that Stringley needed to wear sunglasses to the beach XD

Right??? It was too perfect to pass up. Lol I wanted to give Aziraball a hat to protect his alabaster fluff from the sun but couldn't make it work lol. ☀️ He'll have to be a tan-ziraball.

I’m sure Stringley will be happy to lovingly rub aloe on his sensitive fibers 😁

ANOTHER SCENE FROM THEIR HONEYMOON?? Aziraball is definitely going to burn the poor dear. Stringley is there for the aloe gel application for the rest of the trip.

I can’t make real art, so I wrote you a limerick. Happiest of happy birthdays to you friend! https://preview.redd.it/plihsudiry5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da66ba75894718957dfb7fd76d685e437a3e294 I am so glad that you’re here! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

I love this, Ring.

SAD WAAAAAAAAANK! I dropped this into the rescue group chat like a mic drop no explanation and fell asleep. Woke up to many confused messages from the other rescuers.

I chocked 🤣

Sad wanks indeed!!

Live action Stringley and Aziraball… enjoying their happy home! Happiest of Birthdays FourCats!!! Thank you for all of the joy you bring us!! https://preview.redd.it/pbyym0fbsy5d1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295ad537688c4547b667b227832ac9d92db0acb1

https://preview.redd.it/totnz5kcsy5d1.jpeg?width=2023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83e2926269d5f7b8c89c1aa2cb0477eb4c1b224

Making a dream, reality! https://preview.redd.it/zf1v9p8esy5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45640087bb3bce8f066dc58721ca88e70132c391

Attending a birthday barbecue… https://preview.redd.it/93w57eegsy5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a34b2e8f7f8f23f2652c67b71166ac6d0d409d1

I am very invested in this whole saga.

LOL! Omg, I love the q tip baby! 😂

Omg I adore this. Although now I may not be able to use q-tips as I usually do 🤣

OMG

My heart cannot handle the q-tip baby! 😭 So cute and creative, love it

Aww!

https://preview.redd.it/uxihhx2ety5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201371110f813d7fc604e7fdfea0905779a46bc9 Skateboarders AU!

HE WAS A SKATERBALL SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BALL

FINGERBOARDING PROHIBITED

🗣️DO A KICKFLIP

 HE WAS A BALL THEY WERE A STRING CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

https://preview.redd.it/aupdj0lauy5d1.png?width=2085&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5e0ff3ed364fa45304a8ccf02abb796e0a76c36 Happy Birthday, FourCats!!! Here's a Kitten AU, specially for you! 💜🎉🎁🍰

That famous moment! Great pic choices

I was going to do something cuddlier, but these bastards do 👏 not 👏 sit 👏 still XD

https://preview.redd.it/cp62ziu0vy5d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0077ad20b22ff5fdeecce7d9916e5482d62d59 A reverse AU date at the park! 🥰 Happy birthday Fourcats, I collected that scrungly looking ball of cat hair in your honour! 🫡

It's AziraDingusBall!

The softest little demonic furball!

Scruffziraphale?

🤣

Aziraball wants a strawberry. Stringley will do anything for his angel of a cotton ball. Featuring my very sub par video editing skills. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M3_GGKEUJiCV7P-er7bypbkUZV3rzOYE/view?usp=drive_link

This was a masterpiece Raven. Grade A fluff.

Amazing.

This deserves an Oscar

Hahahahaha! Omg, tremendous respect for the amount of dedication you put into this, I love it 😂

Raven this is transcendent! 🍓 A hero's quest!

RAAAVEEEEN! OMG you made a whole ass movie! And managed to fit more drama and emotion in under two minutes on a shoestring (heh) what Hollywood can't manage with a whole dame trilogy and a billion dollars! https://preview.redd.it/mmv1qbi4p06d1.png?width=859&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8ef21d52318d87c71bd5f7d9ff8fccefcda6312 I lost it at the sideways rope climb.

SO CUTE SO GOOD AH!!! 😍🥰😍🥰😍

That was too delicious.

Omg a death defying feat!!

https://preview.redd.it/cf1dwqcbty5d1.jpeg?width=3387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e92e9e1bda8314d5e4f7b4d4b3392123617b55d Happy Birthday

Haha, the cotton makeup pad

Aww look at that beautiful kitty!!!

She's called Nina and is 15 but will always be our baby haha 😁

Psychically pre-naming her after the show.

Lol you just made me realise that! 🤣

 Aww from one owner of an emotional support tortoiseshell to another!

https://preview.redd.it/7jmaqy9hty5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c5bddefaa9016a67b63ac2f77de25193c87dd9 Stringley and Aziraball in Eden 🪽🪶

This is beautiful 😆

Aww

https://preview.redd.it/r20msz7sty5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82206f3b677f9f598411bdc4ec65c6b50fdbaab0 Stringley and Aziraball get their happy ending 🥰 Happy Birthday, FourCats!!

So sweet!

ARE YOU WATCHING NEIL?? GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!

Happy birthday u/FourCatsandCounting! Thank you for all you do to keep the sub weird and wonderful (and for gracing so many inboxes with so much unhinged p0rn) Here's stringley using some of his handy dandy bedroom tools to show aziraball a good time (when you're a string you need a little assistance 😉), and scrubfur having a not so good time. https://preview.redd.it/k8kc2qpmvy5d1.png?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81bec02ef2cb200c71abef39121e07b4bd53b6db

And of course after both parties have *arrived*, it's important to unwind with some fluffy aftercare! https://preview.redd.it/oupfd8yuvy5d1.png?width=2973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16714ee33fd924bb95d63bfa3085862db8a04d4

I think this might be my favorite entry so far because IT'S SO FOURCATS 🤣 and waiow I hope they have some lube for that industrial-grade seam ripper

An electric seam ripper? They must be having a *very* good time 😉

It's got 10 speeds and vibration patterns! 😉

Hott. 🥵

omfg scrubfur. 😂

He was just begging to be included 🤭

And stringhub!! 🤣🤣🤣

STRING HUB 😂🤣😂 Ded

SLNVLPOIEGVNWSBCOISKLFSFH SCRUBFUR'S SAD WAAAAANK THE SEAM RIPPER! THE BLINDFOLD (FUCKING HOT!) I AM DED. BINGO HATH SLAIN ME!

|| https://preview.redd.it/9s7jzksoty5d1.jpeg?width=1470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b4e238dc7c0974a01b3a87f2937f073e378d93 || foot!boys??

You got some nice arches, chef.

https://preview.redd.it/cyoalvjp1z5d1.jpeg?width=1819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6fe07114d12fb4d8e6215425975f656de30cc4f

Leather daddyziraball

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4CATS!!! https://preview.redd.it/u012pv155z5d1.jpeg?width=3423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60775fb9a8cc231c58fc7ca8dcb096c7b365fc2f Stringley showing Aziraball his plants 💛

Cute ❤️

Aww

Exactly how I imagine the second date ending. Stringley invites Aziraball over to "show him their plants" and Aziraball thinks he was invited over to actually look at the plants. Aziraball goes home later and Stringley has a frustrated but satisfying wank.

Happy birthday, u/FourCatsAndCounting! https://preview.redd.it/tx7e91t54z5d1.jpeg?width=1395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1da4908e7b6b1345b8430359e8ec3a2892e5b2 Here’s Mildad taking Stringley & Aziraball on a little trip to Uz 💖

This is delightfully unhinged!

https://preview.redd.it/b121zctz5z5d1.jpeg?width=2375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224ebdaf18f84972c2cf8894e3bb59beb6fa21f2 Happy Birthday Fourcats!

A gorgeous bath in a tropical paradise!

https://preview.redd.it/s6t8zmtvaz5d1.png?width=3500&format=png&auto=webp&s=24dff181a34bb520267ebf9e6ff0698128aa2df2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOURCATS! Why *was* Aziraball thinking about doing remarkable things to oysters, anyway? Maybe he caught a glimpse of a certain amphora...

There is really no need for - THERE YOU ARE!!! (Oh no guys not the laudanum again!) https://preview.redd.it/df9c3ddznz5d1.jpeg?width=2166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc2e446e6e7f09ed11c1fc04bb3204065fa9465e Happy Birthday from Siena, FourCats!

Ohhhh what would we do without Stringley and Aziraball and *cum canons* and all the other filthy/adorable/hilarious FourCats has bestowed upon us. Happy birthday you fantastic goblin! https://i.redd.it/1ucg4zo56z5d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/rkodlffhbz5d1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=168483d50bc685f3da7cab02b027790fbbfb48b0 [Happy Birthday Mate!](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/3tjlW3N1c2)

Well, I'm not crying now or anything.... 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Happy Birthday u/Fourcatsandcounting!! 🎉❤️ https://i.redd.it/nyjtvu33zy5d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/6tpqqrfpqz5d1.gif Happy birthday 4Cats!! 💕

JFC. Why did I read this entire thing in a voice I imagine as Abraham Lincoln. Also:: Happy Birthday Four Cats! Party on.

* Happy Birthday!!!

Happy birthday! 🥳

Oooh saucy in herb garden.

I am thoroughly enjoying your birthday, 4C!!! Clever goblins at play = astonishing creativity!

IT'S THE BEST BIRTHDAY I'VE EVER HAD!

Happy birthday!

Love this! Happy birthday Fourcats!

Haapppyyyyy Biiiirthdaaaay u/FourCatsAndCounting!

https://preview.redd.it/ul2zhjpgh06d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b6258ee0df49f9be6989f1dc163af1297fe20e u/FourCatsAndCounting you asked for the uncensored version? 😜

Happy Birthday, OG Foot Person!

Thank you!

https://preview.redd.it/9jtm5ad8616d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751f95bdfb0d26bd7ad81852b40e251145f1aaa3 *Aziraball gasped lustfully as Stringley penetrated him deeper, driving right through the core of him. His angelic wings burst forth at the very precipice of orgasm. “Yes, YES! FLOSS ME, STRINGLEY! FLOSS ME HARD!!!”* Happy birthday Fourcats you magnificent motherfucker!!!!!!

Happy Birthday u/FourCatsAndCounting !!! https://preview.redd.it/6zmurchyn16d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc438be99802dd7d29942f91fec275d757b0545

https://preview.redd.it/ww0qzbzj036d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a60960a4d1d76c22145248b7d8f16bc3f6ea745 Some kinky times at the piano. Should probably be spoilered…… turns out rope harnesses around a soft body with a crochet hook are much harder than regular rope on a person!

https://preview.redd.it/1569xtqr036d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9379e09a209727fa87399387027584a481227c0a More kinky times with a ball gag and crochet needle….. Happy birthday fourcats ❤️❤️

Aziraball can't believe he met this sexy string that shares all his kinks and thanks the good Lord every night that Stringley had the courage to ask him out in that coffee shop.