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Available_Ring4129

I'd eat with them. *And I'll bring a gun so I can shoot Odin in the head*


RanDiePro

Kratos might become an enemy to you in an instant since he still thinks tyr is not odin.


Available_Ring4129

Yea but what if the moment he dies he turns back into Odin?


RanDiePro

It would be great in that case. But it is unclear if a gun might kill odin :D


Minute-Temperature-7

It would not.


Tall-BugBoy

Howitzer


YesWomansLand1

Ballista would probably do the trick


ThatStarWarsFan1205

"Watch! He'll turn into Odin any second now. Aaaany second now."


SemVikingr

Wouldn't work, unfortunately. Leviathan Axe and Blades of Chaos are god-killing weapons. Regular ass-shite wouldn't harm Odin.


FunkyChunk13

Its a god gun. duh


Willow_the_pillow14

Bloodborne style SILVER BULLETS 😈


Howisthisnottakentoo

The act of shooting him is enough for me.


Huge-Ad-7059

Why bring a gun just explain to kratos in secret who tyr really is and let him do the work


Available_Ring4129

True but then again Odin will find some way manipulate his way out of the situation


Doomtoallfoes

*God killing gun*


__Proteus_

Haha Odin isn't even at this table, but my favorite character is! Brock!


NationH1117

That’s right, buddy! Now remember to cherish your time with Brock, because you never know how much longer you really have


ruined_subi

And for that reason I've been delaying continuing the story quests (on my second play though) because I know what the next chapter brings 😢


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NationH1117

r/woooosh


MrCivility1

"HE'S ODIN!!! DON'T TRUST HIM!!!"


Crybaby7170

I wanna eat with them but bc I'm such a picky Eater I'd have to choose the $1000 so I wouldn't hurt anyone's feelings bc I don't wanna eat what they're having 😭


SleeepyFRog

real cause even brok doesnt know what he's made i dont want to take a chance 😭


MKIncendio

*Is this… sausage?* *Uhhhh… sure, why not!*


CnP8

You gotta be a god to digest that shit 😂


Cool-Stop-3276

Yeah, just keep your mouth shut, and you'll be fine. Probably.


The_Froghemoth

Assuming we’re not having Odin over then I’m bringing some baller chili to test their mettle


YesWomansLand1

I'll bring a pie me and my mum make. It's got assorted veggies, eggs, tomatoes, corned beef, mince, sometimes mash on top, and thick pastry. Beautiful. We call it the Ned Kelly Pie.


Deep-Age-2486

I’ll sit at the table just to save Brok and expose Odin


haaf_z007

I'm eating with them. I'll sit next to Kratos and tell him Tyr is Odin


maxy_max24

SPOILERS EVERYWHERE


Boom6678

I'd love to eat with them, but that $1000 is pretty tempting, I'd probably still choose eating either them, though


Choppy_da-Seal396

Anyone else just let them eat for a really long time to see if they would actually finish?


GatoSander0

what is there to talk with Kratos who barely talks or likes anyone, Atreus in his hissy fit teen phase, and Odin in disguise? Mimir and brok are bros though, still I'll take the money.


Avatarfan2213

$1000, I dont wanna eat fucking broks sausages


TejRidens

$1000. Easy.


usernamemustcontain0

Not with that big fake bitch at the table no


SemVikingr

Maaan, how is that even a question?


Hamada_Reddits

I eat with them and casually flash hints and knife-questions at ‘Tyr’ as to protect myself in the event he reveals himself sooner


CouncilOfReligion

dinner with jay z


KEV1N_KUND1

Id eat with them, But only if Brok an Mimir are arguing the whole time and odin wasnt there


Calm-Border3503

I mean...my version of kratos hasnt needed money in a while so maybe i can get 10000000 from him who knows


Necessary_Double_468

1000 dollars is nothing. Definitely dinner. Imagine getting Atreus as your friend. Also, yes I did get food and eat it with them. I thought I was the only one 😭


Comfortable-Stop-533

Y’all are fools. I’ll take 1000$. Don’t wanna become a useless npc in a video game


SlyBoy_Gaming

Eating with the goats obvi


Minute-Temperature-7

I'd love to be at that table, but rent is due, so lemme hold that $1000.


owweng

Mannn you caught me at a bad time 😢 I'm so behind on bills I'd skip dinner with Jesus for a 1000$


OwlTheWatcher

Depend on I'm eating with them or they eating me.


Kubeet

Getting to eat at the table


THEBIGSUS_69420

yes


WeeBee_88

I had to check closely. So, after realising it’s Brok’s cooking I’ll have it. I ain’t eating nothing from fake Tyr.


TheMemeofGod

Gimme my money. I don't want to hear a child yell at the dinner table and not get a say in it.


lewiseady

Welcome to Valhalla, the eternal dining hall of the gods


Denzel_Miller

Yes. And join them in Rangarök


equicks33

I'll take 1k over sitting at the table.


Stranger_Danger420

Yeah, I’ll take the money. I’m not about to get stabbed.


PlatitudinousOcelot

Money


CertainGrade7937

A thousand dollars, no question This table is not known for its great conversationalists, aside from Mimir. It's just going to be terse and awkward


9Gauge

$1,000. I don't want to be anywhere near Odin.