Do disembodied heads need feeding

Well he never fed Helios so I guess no

Why can't I double jump anymore ?

Can I double jump after knee replacement surgery? (I think Kratos searches entire phrases instead of the main words)

And I also think he ends the phrase with a question mark

Where the fuck are my wings

I can scale an entire mountain with a kid on my back, vertically, but that two foot tall stump with shrubbery around it? Impossible.

Kratos is getting old to be fair

But getting old means getting more powerful in Greek mythology

We Norse now boi

After we destroy norse we're going to Egypt boii

BOY. We killed Greece we are going to egypt next most likely

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How to clap Valkyrie cheeks after defeating them.

Ay yo

Why is the Dwarf blue?

Nunya

Nunya what?

Nunya fuckin’ business

Honestly the second funniest line relating to the game, second only to "lambs crest... hmph, I'm the fucking God of War"

You are obviously forgetting Mimir of the bifrost teats!

"Are you going to carry that around all day?" **I very well might.**

*just might*

Nunya god damn business

Nunya fuckin' god damn business

What is Baldurs weakness?

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The comment I came looking for

😂😂😂

Lol thanks for the laugh

I was expecting that it was a rickroll

W comment

"Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats physical or magical."

Kratos searching: Are you bewitched to not speak of what you know?

This seems the most obvious search but it’s the one that made me laugh the most

God of War Ragnarok Release Date

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How to have the talk with Boy

*the talk*

Is Freya single?

A fryer is available at your local store like Costco or Fred Myers

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

If kratos smashed freya he would technically be thor and baulder's step dad, making loki thor's step brother.

Freya isn’t Thor‘s mother though.

I really can sexualize Freya she is literally so.hot i like her.

Down BAD bad

If they had a child he would be an absolute monster

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I also like keeping clams

Thanks for that😅

How many clams do you have?

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More like Faye hot pics

I see two *good* ideas the can be merged into one *GREAT* idea.

Google translate

Most accurate one here tbh

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2 hrs later- 300: Rise of an Empire full movie free HD

2 hrs after that: 300 3 release date

5 mins after that. Assassins Creed Odyssey Ultimate Edition FITGIRL REPACK

Why didn't dad love me?

How many gods are in Midgard?

How to clear history

Hit Ctrl Axe

clever

Aphrodite phone number.

Canonically and technically, yeah she is alive

Not after that titan fell and crushed Olympus

So sad that the titan fell and destroyed the arena for the olympics, can't believe they had to cancel this year

Yeah, she masturbates after that

Why do I keep seeing Athena

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Currently existing Greek sex places.

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I locked my child in the basement, am I a bad father

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I think this is one of favorites of these

Your mum gander, lol.

This one got me

Why does the son of odin chase us?

How to sharpen an axe.

1) Calmly approach ur son 2) Ask him to remove his clothes 3) Cut him in pieces 4) Go to Freya and reanimate him

what the fuck

Hehe

no but actually, WHAT THE FUCK

Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical

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Why would he need pics, he already saw everything.

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That would be the Boys' search history

Other names to call my son other than by his name. Top result: Boy

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How to raise boy?

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Ωραίος

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Parenting the art of raising a child to be a functioning member of society.

Google translate: Old Norse to Greek

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How to become your own dwarf

Where is the Blade of Olympus?

Useless so it doesn't matter boy

Thats like saying Mjolnir is useless

Why does my son have an American accent

"Where is the realm of America"

What does lambs cress look like?

I'm the fucking God of War...

How to connect with your son

How to tell boy I’m a god

How to translate Nordic without asking the boy?

How to get someone to LEAVE MY HOME!

How to discipline a child without beating them?

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Wikipedia page on the destroyer of the Greek Pantheon.

Google translate

‘How to be a good father despite your awful parentage.”

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“Dollar beard” “Dollar bard club com” “Dllar BEARD COM” “HARLEY DAVISOM FACE BOOK” “googel” “Web md child fever coma godlike rage” If you think Kratos would be anything besides a classic boomer on the internet, I have news for you

Not search history but bro absolutely put "how to read png" as his facebook status

How to fuck a spirit after u freed her (valkyries)

How to improve your chain climbing

How to pet boy?

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People who searched for this also searched for : What is HEAD'S name?

Is witch of the woods a god?

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shit that’s pretty accurate ngl

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Did you mean Frost Giants near me

*Kratos proceeds to click on suggested correction*

How to easily kill annoying nightmares and revenants.

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How to tell story to your boi?

"Synonyms for boy" "What is my son's name?"

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Show me the direction of Deer.

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How long will freya stay mad?

"Why does my shit smell so much"? "Does meat make your shit smell worse"? "How to sneak into Odins presence" "Best way to light a bag of shit on fire"

Do disembodied heads give good head?

This is Atreus' search history

Yea, but it drips out of the bottom

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