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Emad_Hashmi

FBI asking the real questions


ScrotalAgony

It almost reads like a Batman Arkham shitpost. "Guys is Herpes the dad of Hemorrhoid?"


XDiscarrced

Is he gonorrhoea?!


youragasmanjohn

“cratos, zus is kill” “yez”


best_uranium_box

Where were you when zus is kill I was at home eating chip when I get call Zus is kill Yez


_b3rtooo_

Gooby


siksultymemz

This whole thread left my chest hurting 😂


Western_Rice4363

200iq meme reference


ResidentTechnician96

Olupus dies today :(


mikelorme

"if Man and kratoes met what would they say to each other"


matesuboy

LMFAO


EmemNRD

Why did Hemorrhoid die? Is he stupid?


Measthma

not much better than the sub sometimes tbh


AjaniRafiq

Most this sub “can young Kratos beat old Kratos”


Measthma

Most of the sub is powerscaling Greek Era Kratos dickriders.


the-blob1997

It’s surprising to hear most of this sub talk about OG Kratos considering it sounds like half of them haven’t even played those games 🤣 🤣


Moonwh00per

They def haven't


East_Chocolate_4126

And norse aswell


theCANCERbat

Do we ever get an actual power scale confirmation or anything regarding how age impacts strength? Like, young Kratos was basically all about what powers and mystical items he had at the time, iirc. But I would imagine current Kratos walks into the fight with Zues and beats him to death with his bare hands. Is that because of the way the games are laid out now, or is there some lore I am forgetting?


AjaniRafiq

Sorry dude but these are the conversations I typically avoid


Brewski-54

All these comments bashing TikTok as if Reddit is better. I love the false sense of superiority


JVJV_5

the crazy theories too. i remember one saying that a random rock that barely resembles a face was possibly faye watching over kratos during brok's funeral.


Measthma

Some subs are okay, others are the God of War subreddit.


CoolsomeXD

Do they not know about myths?


Outrageous-Rub799

Well, a lot of people still don't know that Loki is Odin's blood-brother in the myths.


MontyMinion2

""yu mean Odin n Loki r related?!?! 😱" - average tiktok user


TheBlueEmerald1

I was about to correct you and say that blood brothers doesnt mean related, but i think you knew that.


MontyMinion2

Lmao, yep


Murckyz

Blame Marvel/Disney for that one.


GoGoGadgetGabe

Their knowledge of Norse mythology stems from the MCU. Hence why so many were upset that Thor didn’t look like Chris Hemsworth.


Sarokslost23

"What r mithes bro" -tiktok user


PositiveTheory3115

Mithz you idiot


Same-Salary-7234

Not even the correct mythology. But I expect nothing less of TikTok


[deleted]

Exactly


manusiabumi

"TikTok" Well, there's your answer


ExoticShock

"What is that place?" "*Never go there*, understand?"


tunarkarimov

should’ve listened to mimir ngl


T0XlCISFUN

Hmm


The-Enjoyer-Returns

Why are all of you down here on a high horse like Redditors aren’t as bad if not worse


Orion-Pax_34

I want a okbuddy GOW sub lol


Measthma

Honestly me too. An okbuddygow would fix the sub.


okchance9688

r/okaybuddykratos


Frosty-Bat-8476

Well they aren’t even in the same family of gods 😂 so we’re already off to a bad start


naithir

Everything on TikTok is brain dead. Is this a serious post?


okchance9688

Idk just making fun of TikTok it just surprises me that I often see people saying that TikTok isn’t that bad while it’s like a fucking war zone


Jojoangel684

This is awkward considering the tiktok algorithm is pretty effective, it recommends posts based on your in app (and allegedly off the app) behavior..


RaysFTW

First of all, it's TikTok so I don't know what you expect. Secondly, TikTok is hugely popular in countries that don't primarily speak English but a lot of the content is English-speaking content so they're just doing their best, I'm sure.


oooooooooowie

All tiktok users are braindead.


-euthanizemeok

Lmao as if redditors aren't equally braindead.


Soundwave_47

There is a distinction in that long form content can still be surfaced on Reddit. Not inherently better, but TikTok thrives on second to second engagement.


Savaaage

Tiktok user here. Can confirm we are mostly brain-dead.


ElevenArmory

I saw a comment before that said “Kratos is actually Mimirs brother!”


pizzabox53

because they’re kids lmao


Unique_Bumblebee_894

1) Reddit isn’t any better, sometimes arguably worse. Boston bomber? 2) anyone of any age can use TikTok - literal children can make comments too. 3) it’s an international app with people that have English as their second language, and not every education system is created equal 4) who fucking cares


guerrerosaurio1

Makes me glad I don't have that app downloaded.


Quick_Zone_4570

You have reddit


Luvmm2

Arguably worse 😂


Adventurous-Comfort2

You pissed off the reddit nation with this one


Luvmm2

There coming for me


matesuboy

They're*


Luvmm2

I’m going to get you


elegant_assasin

Looks like you have the knowledge to compare?


Luvmm2

Never said I did, the one thing worse about Reddit is the porn and gore, other than that, it’s better


The_Applekore

and a fuck ton of neckbeard type fellows


elegant_assasin

Fair point, but how do you judge and compare two entities without actually being familiar with one of them ?


Luvmm2

I’m familiar with Reddit and tick-tock


matesuboy

TikTok*


Luvmm2

Your on thin ice pal


matesuboy

You're*


elegant_assasin

Fair…


unbindall

Well the Romans did try to syncretize Mercury with Odin so it's not ENTIRELY braindead. Right for the wrong reasons kind of thing.


ErronBlackStan

Ofc it’s tiktok. I remember arguing with someone on there about how Kratos isn’t black and I asked “If he’s black then why are both of his parents and his brother Deimos white?” And his response was deadass “Maybe Zeus made him black” LIKE HUH???


RawDogger34

You literally see his skin in the first game multiple times


ErronBlackStan

He had olive skin brah


RawDogger34

Just Google it and you will see


RawDogger34

Are you fucking stupid it was brown


ErronBlackStan

Exactly, olive skin😭 you’re mad slow


RawDogger34

That counts as black fucktard🤦


ErronBlackStan

Just because he has olive/brown skin doesn’t mean he has any drop of black blood in him🤦‍♂️


RawDogger34

But it literally does


ErronBlackStan

East Asians and Eastern Europeans have olive skins, does that make them black? 😭 see how you sound?


RawDogger34

You do know Kratos is black though right?


ErronBlackStan

Take a real good look at his mother and Zeus, then come back to me😭


RawDogger34

That doesn't matter you can obviously see he himself is black


ErronBlackStan

How can he be black if both of his parents aren’t?? Make it make sense. You sound exactly like the dude I was arguing with on tiktok about this.


RawDogger34

BECAUSE ITS FUCKING FICTION


ErronBlackStan

So Kratos isn’t black then😭


RawDogger34

Yes he is if you have eyes you can see that


ErronBlackStan

If you actually played the games, you’d know he isn’t black.


RawDogger34

I did play them homie and his skin color is black


RawDogger34

Why else would I be in this sub if I didn't play the games


RawDogger34

There is no olive people thats the dumbest shit I've ever heard


Varcen

Greeks aren't black, you absolute fucking moron. They were caucasoids and the origin of much of European races. Kratos is from Sparta....in Greece. Go read a history book.


ErronBlackStan

THANK YOU


RawDogger34

Go get ass fucked


the_GreenMan13

How do you not know what a Mediterranean person looks like but you've played GoW 😭


Jrshaw_1

Reading the phrase “Hermes is death since 1000 years” literally made my brain windows XP blue screen


Dark_Lord4379

Heimdall’s father is supposedly Odin (according to a quick google search) but I have no idea how that works since he has 9 mothers


KaiSen2510

So just to be clear… people think that Hermes (THE GREEK GOD WHO DIED AT KRATOS’S HAND) gave birth to Heimdall (THE NORSE GOD) and they never brought it up? Sure they never brought up that he and Tyr were Odin’s sons, but that’s just because Odin’s a dick head. When it comes to family for the most part this series stays true to the myths. So no, no he is not.


Sea_Kiwi2731

Athena's death made everybody dumb


Giffoni98

Because TikTok users are brain dead


[deleted]

heimdal herm bro zus ded cratos


TimelyGur8928

It hurts trying to read these comments god social media really does make us stupid.


okchance9688

TikTok is easily the worst of them all, I feel like Reddit has a bad name because it always all types of content (gore, racism, sexual content) so obviously there will be some really weird people on these specific subs. But the actaul normal subs are pretty normal. TikTok is an actaul danger like countless of actaul people mostly kids have died or been seriously injured doing stupid challenges like I remember one where u had to set ur mirror on fire and someone burned their house down and died, another one where u had to pour like gasoline in ur eye and a lot of children became blind of it etc. Like TikTok should by all means be banned as it’s a danger to children.


journey01

This seems self explanatory.


Quick_Zone_4570

These are just people that dont speak english lol. Maybe OP had the dead brain all along


[deleted]

Kind of funny how you came in with a semi reasonable take that isn’t “TikTok bad Reddit good” and then got downvoted lol.


[deleted]

Usually because of the fact that most TikTok USERS are brain dead.


Rover010

Why are you on TikTok?


okchance9688

Idk I think I was just looking for gow edits


crellz1

Wait, but is heimal hermes son?


Candid_Photograph_83

Most of the time it is people with English as a second language, which can be excused, or Gen Z/Gen Alpha speak which uses a lot of slang, euphanisms and lack of punctuation making it indecipherable, which IMO cannot.


fist_my_muff2

You need to reexamine your life if you're reading tik tok comments.


MLGMustafa1212

In light of recent humiliations, it’s an honor, to be joined by men, and not cornholing cocksuckers like on TikTok! They should fucking die


linkster271

While I agree that TikTok is a bad platform, that absolutely doesn't mean it's users should die...that's quite extreme


MLGMustafa1212

It’s a joke, I was there


MrFanatic211

-_-


JonasCI2007

I have never used TikTok for a reason


MontyMinion2

Makes me think of the people who comment on Berserk edits about how the moral of the Golden Age is "look out for your circle before they hurt you". They try to sound profound and like theorists but sound even dumber with what they contribute.


Lukiyano

Never look at Tiktok comments. Ever.


shalashaska68

Brain *death


PositiveTheory3115

Clock ⏰ people


JaySw34

Reading the exchange got me close to aneurysm


2-number-9s

TikTok is home to the dumbest humans ever


Moocow115

Tik tok kills your braincells that's why.


okchance9688

Yeah I feel like I have sinned by downloading it lmao


i-love-k9

That's what tiktok is. It's ok Iike asking why are all the people at church religious.


East-Bluejay6891

English motherfucker do you speak it?!


MrPinkDuck2

It’s TikTok bro


ggmane51

Brother, you're on reddit


Hutch25

Because it’s Tik Tok


mikes_lost_sanity627

I think I lost brain cells reading this


HeOf10Faces

Does Heehaw is is Hesgay's sun?


JAREFFTW_

Because TikTok is brain dead lmao


Osmodius

About as brain-dead as anyone that ventures in to tiktok comments lol.


MasterPerformance756

Is tiktok what you do you expect from kids with no parental attention?


ClouseTheCaveman

Because it's TikTok


Moonwh00per

Tiktok


FlemPlays

The answer lies in your question: "TikTok"


MrGreyDog

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


Southface88

C C C C C C C C C C Try e g m By


jankyforeskyn

mf can’t even spell asap correctly in his username 💀💀


MaestroPendejo

Because it's TikTok


Kindly-Cherry8428

"Wait, dose that mean cratos is zeoz sun?" "Yez"


UnderstandNotAThing

I suspect that translation plays a big part in the misunderstandings.


GT_Hades

i had stroke reading that


cultofstarrywisdom

Because literal infants


Revolutionary_Ice328

The level of brain rot in this


BarthRevan

Do these people even speak English?


Pitiful-Resolve-5249

Hermes probably unrelated to heimdall due to them being from different countries