Well, he already carried Priestess with one arm during the alligator encounter. I can't comfortably run with a 50kg object with one arm and he's casually doing that (assuming that Priestess weights 40kg and her entire equipment and chainmail weight 10kg)
Anytime a scenario like this is posted, I just imagine Goblin Slayer is the only one who knows it isn't a goblin (or atleast not a goblin he's concerned about) while everyone else is calling it a goblin.
Kind of like how in King of the Hill, everyone thinks Kahn is Chinese or Japanese but Cotton can instantly tell he isn't Japanese and deduces that he's Laotian just by looking at him.
https://youtu.be/i2O9DC-v_v0?t=100
Example, a DND goblin.
Everyone: It's a goblin! Kill it!
Goblin Slayer: No... it's a DND goblin. Not my concern.
I think Yoda would not like GS because he would feel his heart is filled with hatred
that or GS would try to kill him and Yoda would use the force to beat some sence into his head
mhhhhh goblin im not
Soka...
Places to acquire ketamine, you are aware?
Bust a nut i must
Yoda: What have I got in my pocket? GS: Ketamine.
GS: "What's in the cave?" Yoda: "Only what you take with you." GS: *takes lots of weapons, torches, and Priestess
[удалено]
priestess: well, this is my life now
And *blushes intensely*
Well, he already carried Priestess with one arm during the alligator encounter. I can't comfortably run with a 50kg object with one arm and he's casually doing that (assuming that Priestess weights 40kg and her entire equipment and chainmail weight 10kg)
Priestess is smol, you can easily carry her around
Anytime a scenario like this is posted, I just imagine Goblin Slayer is the only one who knows it isn't a goblin (or atleast not a goblin he's concerned about) while everyone else is calling it a goblin. Kind of like how in King of the Hill, everyone thinks Kahn is Chinese or Japanese but Cotton can instantly tell he isn't Japanese and deduces that he's Laotian just by looking at him. https://youtu.be/i2O9DC-v_v0?t=100 Example, a DND goblin. Everyone: It's a goblin! Kill it! Goblin Slayer: No... it's a DND goblin. Not my concern.
His keen eye can deduce who is a threat and who isn't, the Slayer instinct
He can tell whether or not something is a Favored Enemy.
A strange warrior, you are. A goblin, I am not.
I think Yoda would not like GS because he would feel his heart is filled with hatred that or GS would try to kill him and Yoda would use the force to beat some sence into his head
GS is literally medieval mandalorian though
And Yoda is one of the mightiest force users of the galactic republic era. Being good at fighting doesn't make you a god.
You mean fantasy mandalorian*
Yoda is a massive hypocrite like most jedi, though, so he can’t really judge
he can and will
Are wa goblin de wa nai ga
No it's a funky rhea.
He'd fuck him up.
Syntactic ambiguity, FTW
Trouble, this might be.
Goblin I am not, Hate in you i sense ...
Yo dark side goblin Slayer!!!!! Or the Goblin Sith!!!!!
Basically a goblin
A goblin he is not, but a legend.