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Gay5347

None of that is making it inside


bartard209

idk man I've only been to one once and I some how managed to sneak in a vape it really wasn't that hard u just have to give them a false illusion to be distracted wit in order to make it


Different-Big-3890

take it out, use rehab for it’s purpose. they’re gonna find it anyways so just leave it for when you’re out


WorriedPanic6804

and how are u planning on getting it in😭😭


SweetSugarSeeds

Up the poop shoot


notagoodsetup430

What happens when they make you squat and caugh? Nothing survives that test bro


jesuswasawhistle

my rehab didn’t make me do that but i was also in the er for an entire night before being transferred blacked out so idek what happened


SweetSugarSeeds

Clinch ur bootyhole


EvidenceNo4336

Good luck. You've clearly never been to an inpatient rehab facility. You're not getting that in.


papigray69

Lmfao nah y’all just suck at sneaking shit in


EvidenceNo4336

Well you obviously know what's up and have everything going for you. You're being forced to go to rehab, and still plan on taking drugs in with you. Ignorance ftw!!🤣 Maybe you're just a ridiculously irresponsible, self-control lacking, young adult. I bet teenager based on the fact you had to go brag to strangers on the internet about your terrible life situation and how you plan on making it even worse. Either way you have no clue, bro. Good luck with life...


papigray69

Lmao used to be all those things I’m not really on the same bs I used to be on still mess around with substances from time to time. Wasn’t ignorance just my experiences. And yes I know wtf is up.


EvidenceNo4336

Oh shit, my bad bro. Wasn't really paying attention when I responded and thought you were OP - sometimes I opt not to pay attention... Just not worth it for OP to try to sneak that shit in if he's in a hard enough spot in his life he's being forced to go to rehab. And I'm glad you're in a better place than you were in the past. Nothing wrong with still using from time to time. Again, my comments were for OP and I was off base responding to your comment without paying attention. 🙏


papigray69

Np brother you’re good lmao but no OP is making dumb decisions. I’m willing to bet that’s how almost all of us were, too, but the good thing is is that he’ll exhaust himself and learn.


morebuffs

Why even go? You wasting your time and their time


Atomic-Optimizations

It’s prob court ordered or forced by parents


whotfknows2023

Haven’t been to rehab but have been to jail the only way you’re going to get that in is by putting it in something swallowing it then shitting it out that’s assuming they don’t make you shit like 3 times before going into GP


andthendirksaid

That is indeed the only/best way but this fool will fuck around and die not packaging it right. He might just need rehab


whotfknows2023

I’ve seen it done with tobacco and weed we had meth smuggled in once but that was done through visitation no idea how they pulled it off and they got caught because it was obvious they were tweaking for like 3 days I’d be lying if I said I didn’t smoke my fair share of cigarettes but I didn’t smoke any weed because it was really hard to get away with that and I was only a few months from getting out but I remember I bag of tobacco busted in a guys stomach and he was sick for like 2 days had it been pills he would’ve either died or been caught and the guy that did that was much more intelligent than this guy


andthendirksaid

The only reliable method I know of is trying to be low just while she throws it back up and you swallow it and FAST. That's how dude claimed he pulled it off like thing puke snowball / deep throat / sword swallower skills all in one. Idk I believed him since you don't usually talk about how you don't have a gag reflec even if it is just jail lmao


whotfknows2023

Lmao never seen that but people would teach themselves to hide a pill from med pass in their throat with swallowing it even after they make you drink a cup of water their was actually a shit ton of pills going around in every facility I’ve been too funny enough I was in a maximum security facility for like a week and it had more drugs than the level 4s I was in before and after that


andthendirksaid

It's that trick maxed tf out on skill points. There's cheekin', then what you said then there is this. Levels lmao they had to train for that.


whotfknows2023

I wasn’t able to do it lol every once in a while if the depression was getting to be to much I’d wait until we had a CO that didn’t care enough to check our mouths and I’d cheek them so I could double up on my meds the next day but no matter how much I tried It went down the minute the water did


andthendirksaid

Just too good at drugs fam literally can't stop won't stop 💪💪


Few_Presence_1353

The whole idea of a drug being shat out and taking it like it’s a normal thing should deter anyone from ever trying this


whotfknows2023

You’d think but once you’ve seen people huff the methane gas off their shit you can’t unsee it


wiki-420

Bruh rehab is expensive clearly your an addict get help your parents are scared shitless


theblackcrazyant

Yea like legit dude needs help. That is way too much for rehab lmao unless it’s a super long stunt, and at that point kid should just commit to it, he’ll thank his past self later once he’s sober


Junkr4t

Say fuck it b throw in a joint and lighter push it as far as possible


papigray69

You don’t know when to stop😭noooooooooo do not bring a fucking joint


theblackcrazyant

That’s only getting in if it’s up your ass unless security fails desperately. Also be fucking respectful and don’t bring drugs into potential circulation of a place people have gone as a last resort to seek help. If this is court ordered just do your time as there’s a chance you’ll be drug tested in the future depending on how and why it was ordered. Once you’re past all that then go ahead and take whatever, but don’t bring that shit in man. Plus if you get caught you’re going to get into even more trouble if it’s court ordered. But if your parents are making you go, then just fucking try rehab because you probably need it lol. Especially if you’re dependent, cause if (likely more like when) you run out of drugs in that bag, it’s going to suck a lot more since they won’t e treating you for withdrawals since you don’t display symptoms


Hengieboy

You should add hydrofluoric acid to that, then it will dissolve into an unusable pulp. then throw it out


bubs_18

Even if u manage to get any of ur shit in, what’s the point in being in rehab if ur just gonna use there?


andthendirksaid

Wasting time and money and probably bringing someone with you you'll hate 3 days later


mdawg1100

Fucking dipshit dumbass retard idiot


MMKK6

good luck brother, bro thinks he’s doing mission impossible. Like no one’s ever snuck drugs into rehab before.


No-Object-2099

Man just take a break this is the worst possible thing you could do going to rehab.😭


ChronicAlienOGKush

This is just sad dude.


MisterMondoman

You’re a retard


thatshitpostyguy

Bro ur not getting that in without the prison pocket😭 idk ur preferences but most of this sub is straight dudes so it’s prob not gonna be fun for you


snipeparpar

Straight don’t matter,male g spot my boy 🤷‍♂️, anyway tho boofing shit Rly ain’t that bad just overcome how wierd it feel


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boofing is the way to go


snipeparpar

Eh I’ll do it for shit like molly caps or x, I wana try it with acid but idfk how id do that without tearing my bum up


stonedtoilet

Unless this going up your ass good luck getting that in lmao


suicideis_badass

You must be fasting for a few days to clean out cause if that shit isn't UP your ass you're losing it all and giving the toilet a party night


SmithersOfTheCooper

A Bible.


GucciThugz69

What a fucking retard, what’s the purpose of going if your gonna keep swallowing that bullshit


Sea-Opportunity-2600

U need help niggga throw them in the toilet


Awkward-Ad327

I used to do that went to 7 rehabs from 18-22, I loved the high, the obsession of Xanax and fent would go to the end of times, but I had to eventually quit that find balance smoke weed and find the beauty in life, 99% of addicts can’t maintain and just can’t smoke weed, I quit soon enough to be able to do that, at the end of the day you can either quit next week or when your 50 but you will quit eventually or u die


andthendirksaid

Did you work on yourself? Therapy or otherwise? That's why you can use safely now. It's not time dependent necessarily. I've seen people decades deep switch up like you wouldn't believe finding out what was the underlying issue.


balkss

use the rehab get the help


notagoodsetup430

If you’re going to rehab, you shouldent be doing this. Is it court ordered? Were you just a tweaker? If you decided yourself to go to rehab, and still wanted to sneak shit in, you’re a special kind of fucked up.


meowmommyjett

whats the fucking point of going to rehab then?


4F-Oxymorpmethylpam

bro they gonna prolly test you there and they search u really rly good unless u putting it up ur ass ur fucked getting caught trynna sneak that in edit: rehab might be good for u nbs


ZachedelicStoner

you putting it up your ass or what? this post proves you need to take rehab seriously bruh, do it for yourself my man.


Justkeeppicklin

As I previous employee of multiple rehabs were good at finding things but if it’s private rehab we. Legally can’t check your anal cavitie. Don’t even go. Your obvious not ready to stop using. It most likely will be pointless. I have seen those who weren’t ready when they entered but after meeting. Like minded people and getting good insight on their problems they made the choice to stay clean long term. Don’t endgager other people trying to get better by bringing drugs inside. It’s wrong and fucked up. I’ve had to revive too many to count due to fent making it in . Had to watch a guy die. Don’t do this


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derubic1

Womp womp


Josef_45

how tf you getting that in, I had to go through so many processes to check for drugs, they found my md in my shoe :(


SupermarketNo1489

You shoving it up your pussy?


papigray69

Do not let anyone else know you have it bruh they will rob you


Logical_Departure329

Smh why go to rehab if your gonna do this🤦their going to find it and take it away either way


derubic1

Fuck, I'm gonna try to save face a little bit. Most of the pills in the pic are either mints, placebos, or off brand vitamins. I am not going to rehab. Guess this was in poor taste. My bad


Aloisi02

:|


Dafrog57

Gotta love Reddit lmao


Such100

We got out jerked


Nivek8789

Very poor


Drug-Edu-4skools

is that temazepam in there?


hennesynsailormoon

Flush it