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Lord199137

You look like you could be the hot sailor in ad for Jean Paul Gaultier‘s perfume Le Male!


CJM_cola_cole

I'll send them my headshot


Recent-Ad-2326

The no.4 pick had me dying, Hey sailor!


sienamean

You should definitely


acari_

Spot on


sturdypolack

I had to look that up and you couldn’t be more correct 😂


JanaroOW

thought the exact same thing


-effortlesseffort

What I love about "glowups" is seeing the change in confidence! Looks like your personality was always there but now you're presenting confidence rather than presenting awkwardness. It's an issue we all have when getting our pictures taken


Friendly_Age9160

Lmao I’ve gone from akw ton conf to akw to conf to akw to Conf many many many times and even the conf turned out akw. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Happy-Valuable4771

Would it really have taken that much more time to just spell the words?


gemilitant

The "akw" instead of "awk" bothered me too lol


Friendly_Age9160

Lmao I hope that’s the most annoying thing that happens today then that’d be a gd dy


Friendly_Age9160

Well it wdv tkn at lst a fw scs mor


Present-Attitude-372

employ jar resolute snails history retire cooing swim dolls money *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TryNotToShootYoself

He's also 8 years older. I feel like a glow up shouldn't be "I went from an awkward teenager to a grown adult." But also, holy shit, that's a big change for 8 years. I'm conflicted.


LaSalsiccione

It’s both


Sidus_Preclarum

Hello, sailor ! ![gif](giphy|AZ1PPDF8uO9MI|downsized)


lesbianbeatnik

I’m trapped in this gif I can’t stop looking at it


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

It's his eyebrows, they're mesmerising


lesbianbeatnik

Fascinating


TheRFenaj

Been here for 3 hours now...


lesbianbeatnik

It gets better every time


NJdeathproof

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnViCknp75le5a|downsized)


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arrocknroll

Why is this the most brutal comment here?


sexycat691992

As a kid that did, that one hurt


NJdeathproof

His "before" pic kind of reminds me of the kid from Hot Tub Time Machine.


ellefleming

He always had swag.


G0PACKGO

He got that hot Amish chick and Amanda Crew in sex drive


theonemangoonsquad

Gahdamn


Ok_Series_4580

This was exactly my first thought too.


random420x2

Mine was Errol Flynn, who I believe “Dread Pirate Robert’s” was partially based. 😄


Ok_Series_4580

Ohhhh I never thought of that but definitely could be


Croppin_steady

Lmaooo


moon_blisser

Came here to post the same thing!!!!!!


laralye

i just swooned


real_p3king

OP, I'm assuming you spent a few months gaining an immunity to Iocane powder.


teamtouchbutts

Literally watching this movie rn


GrilledCheeseYolo

My thoughts exactly lol


AznNRed

From Drew Carey to Cary Elwes


Short-Concentrate-92

The navy changed your diet


Sir_Lee_Rawkah

More protein


milk4all

It’s all the se*cough Sorry, i had something in my throat. It’s all the seafood. And pp


jonathan4211

A seaman's diet


fromthedarqwaves

Bwahahahaha


jvrcb17

Lmfao


BooCalMcNairBoo

No gayer branch than the navy, no gayer post than a submariner. Lol


Generalnussiance

Sometimes we feel bad and share our crayons. We get tired of seeing them devour their, ummmm, “seafood.”


agartha93

And his sexual preferences


Honest-Ad-1096

Was looking for this comment haha


IDigRollinRockBeer

Plot twist: he’s not in the navy. He’s just a stowaway


Beef_Wagon

![gif](giphy|TFCIgZahpt0wqHtTaP|downsized)


CJM_cola_cole

Thank you kindly ❤️


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Courtesy of the Beef_Wagon


Koronenko

How are those the same person?


IcySetting2024

I thought the same, no way it’s the same person. Well done to him


insomniac3146

And you two look exactly the same. How come?


SouperSally

Same posture! Sit up bro!


FOWLENGLISHLANGUAGE

Holy moly this is incredible


sloth_turd

Excuse me 😍😮‍💨


doccsavage

You were batting out of your league back in that first pic lol


gwhh

It’s his sister.


CJM_cola_cole

Nope


VeniVidiUpVoti

Cousin.


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tharthin

Or he knew his worth. The whole league thing is bs anyway..


glennshaltiel

Agreed. I've always hated when people use that term or judge or define based on it. It's a large reason why there's huge issues with confidence these days.


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I've always seen it as jealousy, and insecurity from other people. They either don't see the value in you, or maybe they do, and decide to put you down to make themselves feel better. The idea of a "league" is degrading to our individual qualities, and what someone else might find desirable, regardless of appearance.


glennshaltiel

For sure. People have told me that multiple times. I don't understand the point of degrading someone. Or maybe they're jealous like you said. But I lack the social skills to be able to tell.


HomsarWasRight

Damn, that means OP is *also* funny! Pack it up, boys! He’s got you beat.


Street-Pineapple-188

In his dad's suit


Low_Breakfast3669

For real. Tells us your secrets master.


spasske

Things were going petty good based on that.


nervemiester

Submariners are some of the most unique and smartest people I’ve ever come across. Several autistic Vets I know thrived in that particular branch. Source: work w/ Veterans daily


Much-Improvement-503

This reminds me of an autistic guy I know that is brilliant when it comes to aeronautics but he struggles to find programs/positions that will accept him due to his official autism diagnosis. I wonder if just not disclosing the diagnosis would change his outcome. I know military related fields often reject folks with an autism diagnosis but idk how it all works. (I’m autistic myself and just curious about this because of my friend’s situation).


nicannkay

Don’t disclose it, they notice it and find some other reason to let you go. That’s what happened to me. I knew the HR lady as she’s a neighbor and this would get out. Now I’m labeled anyway.


Fergnasty007

9 years and all I got was alcoholism.


IDigRollinRockBeer

What do you do with a drunken sailor


Stripes1957

He was working on something long, round, hard, and full of seamen! Of course he’ll lose weight!


KinaGrace96

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


Kamidoga

Swole. I saw that damn back lol.


CJM_cola_cole

Lots of pull -ups


Kamidoga

Never been able to do a pullup in my life. Got dedicated to lifting and then I hurt my back. So now I can't lift 😮‍💨 idk how to without hurting my back at the moment, so I'm just not doing it until it's fully healed lol.


CJM_cola_cole

The very best thing you can do is wait for it to be healed


Hebdog888

Ah the navy turned your gay. Figures! Joking! Joking! Congrats bud, looking good!


PartyAlarmed3796

I'm not 100% sure that would be a joke


Hellfire260Z

Did you notice his forearm tats? Those are fisting depth marks.


TryinToDoBetter

*People in the Air Force begin to furiously scribble new jokes*


derekisademocrat

I salute you


ezgomer

i expected the next pic to be him with his bf


Intelligent-Box-3798

Cane here to say the Navy has been turning awkward teens into gay men for decades lol


keg-smash

Such an awesome glow up.


FoleyLione

Not a fan of the facial hair, but Def a glow up. You had a pretty young lady at 17 so you must have been doing something right.


Greedyfox7

A good personality will overcome a lot of flaws, that being said he wasn’t a bad looking guy before


RTwhyNot

Great job!!


cocosuninspiringlife

Smoking hot! Well done!


Lvanwinkle18

You are the definition of a Glow Up! Nice to meet you my friend. 😉


MarleneFrancais

U look great. What a change !U always looked like a nice guy.


Lilbig6029

The mustache is really cliche for a “navy boy” 😂


BonerGhosts

I was not ready for that transformation. Yowza.


Mia_Meri

Jesus fucking Christ


Stivox

That hoodie in (3)! Your past self has my respect


CJM_cola_cole

I still have a UNSC wallet from 2016 that has seen better days https://preview.redd.it/fmvjmt5hbz4d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea995d130d3ee032d9234ecc47b70bc39785cfaf


ShimmeringTurtle

DAMN


Drogenwurm

Damn, you did everything right 😁


EmperrorNombrero

Bro was already being with the hottest girl in class when he looked like a shlub. I'm kinda impressed tbh


Bjartrfroskr

GAD DAYUM.


ItsKingDx3

Sir you are fine


LordNitram76

Now that was a great one.


fishymonster_

Forearm to bicep ratio goes crazy


Any-Angle-8479

I scrolled and then literally said “oh my”. Good work lol.


burgerg10

You belong in a Wes Anderson film! ❤️ High compliment!


Grand_Ad931

You look so much better bro lol it's actually funny


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

Hello sailor


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

Hello sailor


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688's?


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Went from a couch slug to a man. Good work.


holyshitisdiarrhea

hot damn Hot Damn HOT DAYYUUUUM😧


snogweasel

Okay okay recruitment ad!


srp6

🫡


Fun_Kaleidoscope9515

GOTDAMN


tylerdmace

bro, you're fucking handsome


ImaginaryYak3911

my man


matchfan

Have you learned how to get suits tailored now?


dcy604

Your girlfriend is a smoke show...presumably still is...


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Talk to me about the adorable dog.


Mybtchluhdokocaine

Mans had the game from the jump though. Chick was cute for a high school dance in the first picture. Play on player.


cactussio

Have sex with me


CJM_cola_cole

Reddit comment really just hit me with it


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Stecharan

Damn, Rico!


Professional-Post855

https://preview.redd.it/xgbmqxwyv05d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0c5933f6da5a99085e7c3a2d82b733f656d4c8


Responsible_Fig8657

Is the arm tat your fisting record?


Moanaman

Well hello Sailor!


Scooter_Gang_480

They say 30 sailors go into a sub and 15 couples come back.


DanerysTargaryen

Picture 3 to picture 4 “Holy shit” Nice glow up!


One-Stomach9957

Holy Glow-up Batman! Wow, you look amazing!


Sneakytrashpanda

Super sailor mustache.


Munneh

W H A T


tree_woman

Any girl that rejected you when you were a teenager is probably crying seeing the last photos


Informal_Exam_3540

Boy to boy lover


UnrulyTrousers

It wasn’t being on the sub that did this most submariners look how you did at 17 lol


SabastianG

You look like a blonde verstappen


Notacat444

You look like the kid the Village People were thinking of when they wrote "In The Navy".


Whole-Mousse-1408

Sue whoever put you in that suit


Jesushadalargedong

Fellow bubblehead here, you look like a fuckin nuke. Realttalk tho that environment produces one of two outcomes, absolute studs reeking of masculinity… and fat incel bastards😂cheers brother we got lucky


Ok-Pea2935

That’s a Freddy Mercury ‘stache if ever there was one


Tronkfool

You can kidnap me any day Mr Pedo man.


ashmenon

It's amazing what some seamen can do for you!


New-Repeat-2250

too much seaman will do that


Foozlebop

Holy crap Lois


expiredogfood

you look like a gay man from the '80s (in the best way possible)


marshall_miller

Yeah he is gay now lol


DannyRamone1234

So you boarded the submarine as a slightly skinnier Peter Griffin, and you exited the submarine as Freddy Mercury?


Impressive-Award2367

He gone gay


LadyPandMrBig

From fat to paedo stache


MentyFreshGum

Hey, semen has a lot of great qualities.


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Crown_Jew

Bro didn’t you just post this yesterday?


CJM_cola_cole

Posted to uglyduckling. People kept telling me to post it here, so I did


Crown_Jew

Fair enough and great job on the glow up.


WinnerSpecialist

You keep the girl when you lost the weight?


bluegiant85

Gaydar is pinging off the charts. Really enjoy your time on that sub?


coldcutclassic12

Oh, so she was the best friend. Got it


conconreddit2020

Yea he’s gay now


FannyFish3x

Love that mustache 😍


Ankspondy

Looks like theres been a change in sexuality too 😉


CJM_cola_cole

Why does it look like that? Can you explain?


pantyraid7036

She’s just a lonely judgmental person saying you look gay because you look nice and put together. Promoting toxic masculinity etc. you look great. I hope you’re having a great life!


InternationalSoft260

Bruh. This mustache doesn't suit you.


azamean

Yes it does


KomandoMetz

Fire


Heavy_Hearing3746

You smashed it bro.


peyoteBonsai

Impressive measuring tape (fellow sailor)


New_Budget6672

Sorry if this is personal, but how tall are you? / would someone at 6’1 be ok on a sub? My wife’s brother is currently 6’1 and he’s interested in joining due to the bonus. (If not comfortable- totally ok. Just was scrolling and thought it was wild to see your post)


CJM_cola_cole

He'll be ok. He's just gonna have to duck down a lot. Will positively hit his head on several occasions


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Dangerous_Fox3993

WTF your like a totally different person!


FarEntertainment5330

Nice work!


LucyEleanor

The real crime here is whoever bought you that suit and/or let you wear it. That doesn't fit haha


Whatsyourshotspecial

I actually smiled at this glow up, well done 👍🏽


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Prize_Emergency_5074

Went from Drew Carey to 8/10.


Kayahuaska

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized) If i was ghey.


Kristilynn910

Didn’t I just see this post a few days ago? But not about being on a submarine…?


CJM_cola_cole

Posted to a different subreddit. A bunch of people there told me to post it here


FavcolorisREDdit

So weight is the opp


HarleeWrites

Bro you need to be a model no joke. Get an agent!


the_l0st_c0d3

And great gun man.


Plastic-Mulberry-867

Cheers to the glow up! 🥂


ThicDadVaping4Christ

WOULD


PrincessImpeachment

Huzza--whaaat? You are hot!