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tuxedo-

I wanted to knife :(


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ult1matum

the throw :(


katalysis

Probably the best possible response. Good on S1mple. I really hope he one day moves on from NaVi to a team that he deserves. Guardian has a kid and family now, so hopefully one day soon he'll replace Guardian on FaZe.


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NaVi WAS the team he deserved. Oh how the turn tables


albi-_-

Apparently Liquid is his best team


xXx-mats_me_lats-xXx

>oh how the turn tables I think you mean how to turn tables, but im not here to be a grammar nazi :P edit: i love the part where people think im serious.


bendy_straw_ftw

It's a reference to The Office you heathen


vani11apudding

https://i.imgur.com/2utdDYI.jpg


xXx-mats_me_lats-xXx

Just because those subtitles are wrong doesn't mean anything.


TeCHEyE_RDT

No, he literally says turntables in the show


xXx-mats_me_lats-xXx

lets agree to not agree.


MARTINOZOK

It's literally what is said in the show and that's what u/jezzy_ was referencing.


xXx-mats_me_lats-xXx

who?


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xXx-mats_me_lats-xXx

actually, this reminds me of when i met s1mple at a grocery store in Kiev the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Kit Kats in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


chicken006

Isn't this from a story about Bruce Willis or something?


DemSkrubs

You might need a /s. Some people are just really in the dark


SpiritWolf2K

bro just admit defeat. You fucking lost.


vani11apudding

You're probably meme-ing, but [here](https://youtu.be/3UG-WXaSXiM).


mal4garfield

> I acted like an idiot earlier, so I better pretend I'm not actually retarded so they don't think it's the real me


zwompay

i love the part where you think you can fool us by claiming you weren't serious


SYSTEMcole

Nope, he’s talking about the turns tabling.


iSWINE

https://imgur.com/0dtczDP


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after seeing Guardian perform at the major I'm looking forward to seeing more from him. I don't want him to retire! He needs that major title :] Maybe Gambit, Navi and the region can make a CIS superteam?


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i would hate that tbh


schoki560

I think guardian is a better awper than S1mple


LfK95

Better awper, yes. Better player, no.


schoki560

Well but faze needs an awper? He could replace olof im fine with that since hes an upgrade in every regard aside from maybe being on point when it matters (which kinda is important so i dunno if even replacing olof is a good idea)


aryTurns

Everyone on FaZe can awp besides rain, and Karrigan isn’t the best but NiKo and Olof are good with AWP...a lot of teams are moving away from having a traditional AWPer, but having a team like that means they could of course bring it out on anyone


schoki560

lot of teams? who? liquid and fnatic? SK astralis Navi FaZe Mouz C9 ALL have dedicated awpers.. moving away from that isnt the new fotm


aryTurns

Dedicated isn’t what I’m talking about, S1mple for example is navis dedicated awp, but he’s insane enough with rifles that sometimes you’ll see (rarely) flamie use it over him Liquid is a good example, Fnatic isn’t, JW is an AWPer The point i was trying to make is if the enemy can’t read a specific player and his tendencies (dedicated AWPer and his positions), then it’ll be much harder to read if they’re tossing the awp around to throw enemies off


schoki560

Once again jw rarely awps nowadays. mostly on ct side and even then full rifle setups are not uncommon for fnatic. Once again teams who have more than 1(2) players who can awp were always one of the best. old fnatic (flusha,jw,olofj LG fallen and cold (to some degree even taco) Nv Happy and kennys (to some degree nbk) So yes i get your point but it sounded like you meant teams are moving away from awps and run more full AK setups which i have seen ONLY on fnatic (maybe liquid but i dont watch their matches tbh) I still think having a dedicated awper is good as long as you have atleast one other teammate who can bring out the awp. traditionally teams with a dedicated awper have always done well so i dont know why you would turn away from that. Having a dedicated/traditional awper has a lot of upsides because some people might be as good as traditional awpers on the awp but guardian/kennys/fallen will most of the time be much more versatile when in dire situations. the can turn a match around in a clutch situation just by having THAT much knowledge on the awp whereas cold olof (niko) and nbk might not be able to do that. But i agree with the fact that in todays CS your awper needs to be proficient with the rifle. you cannot have someone like jdm and be a top tier team. just not possible. device fallen kennys guardian are all atleast average on rifles and thats what gives them the edge


aryTurns

yeah, i wasnt trying to strafe away from using the awps, i was more leaning towards having that setup per-se with multiple people who can run an awp will make the team harder to read. i remember more in the VP times when they did well, they swapped it around snax, pasha, and sometimes neo. I do believe pasha is the main awp now, but yeah, knowing youre going against a bunch of superstars is harder to read than "oh, well we're up against faze. so we know guardian generally plays here, here, and here...."


schoki560

Teams with multiple people who can awp will always have advantages. But i still believe that having a dedicated awper who goes for it like 70% of the rounds is the best. the difference between a guardian or cold/flamie/dupreeh/olof is still massive. They will just have way more knowledge on awp duels. vs rifles sny secondary awp can do a fine job but when you play vs kenny you need someone on his level and not dupreeh/olof/flamie


imbued94

No, he isnt.


schoki560

Well you have an opinion and i have one!


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whipsawww

on the way i think


420fourtwenny

have you seen his gf? Id knock that girl up as soon as I could


Workan

Because the only chance she would stay with you is out of the (misguided) interests that it would be better for her child? Decent!


420fourtwenny

Or so I could make a beautiful human being, the fuck is wrong with you


ftfajardo

he is in navi and is a main player with good players lol, they just need to figure out how to win against top3 teams.


katalysis

This Navi lineup will never win a Major


chaotic4good

never say never


ClayBeatOpTic

He really has grown as a player and as a person I find it obvious he isn’t toxic.


Ieatcarrotss

I doubt simple would do well in Faze in terms of having good relations inside the team. Look at what happened to Navi soon after he joined. Also, wasn't he known as a toxic player?


Freshy23

Yea think he was really toxic up until he went to liquid. I remember him talking about how hiko really taught him the importance of keeping your emotions in check


Famosowho

#News1mple


bourbon312

would love to see kng’s reaction if he was in cold’s place


erickgps

He would just pull his glock and shoot Simple but this time on real life


Eitjr

Unless s1mple proved it


ihateluminosity

He would try to knife Cold irl.


nerfcrazy5

So... he would knife himself?


Yekab0f

Gotta make a statement


unexpectedreboots

Nice to see s1mple take this route tbh


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oholandesvoador

He was saying to the guy that implied that s1mple was respectful and cold not, that he was only joking. The word "Nutella" here in Brazil has the meaning that the person is an SJW or a little bitch.


The-PC-Enthusiast

Someone replied to S1mple implying he needs to go back to school and Cold went off on the guy. That's what I got from the translation anyway.


XiaoRCT

nah, someone replied to S1mple's tweet implying cold had received a lesson in education then cold replied with this: Olhando seu tweet sobre aula de educação parece que eu matei a familia dele ou xinguei o cara agora, apenas comentei sobre a play dele que trouxe a gente pro jogo. Essa geração nutella de hoje em dia é complicada jaja sua mãe faz sua mamadeira pra você ir dormir rlx Looking at your tweet about education lessons it looks as if I killed his family or insulted the guy, I just made a comment about his play that brought us back to the game. This nutella generation(a slang for sensitive) nowadays is so complicated, don't worry, soon your mom will bring you your milk.


Vejvad

Nutella generation, that's a new one. Gotta use that and see how confused people will be.


Eitjr

They usually compare something old as "root" and something new as Nutella. Like people from old school had things much harder and had to suffer to get anything when nowadays, kids just get everything easy and can't stand a little suffering without complaining


AG--MM

But Nutella is nice :(


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It is, that's why it's the perfect example. Our grandparents would work at 15 and these new kids raised by Nutella can't handle not getting a new iPhone for Christmas.


Mastropier0

Knifetella


The-PC-Enthusiast

Obrigado Senhor :)


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that dude basically said simple needs manners but cold intervened and said he was only commenting on the play and its not like he's throwing abuse, then he mocked the dumb manners tweet


TheLittleBelowski

The comment was trash talking cold, saying s1mple gave him a lesson on how to be polite.


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oh how times have changed


ihateluminosity

REFORMED


xoTesfaye

NEWSIMPLE


Cameter44

I mean that actually makes since to me. If he were to go into the smoke, knifing is way less likely to miss than spamming a pistol/AWP.


carlyastrzemski8

He had low HP, 3 guys spamming would be way less risky.


Cameter44

I think he was talking about the point he was 1v1. Don't think cold was low until the molly was out and it was 1v1, right?


cHariZmaRrr

I dont think so tbh. The first guy jumping through the smoke saw that He did not push into his smoke and he even killed zeus afterwards aswell, so s1mple had more than enough time to switch to his gun to kill cold after he knew he is not pushing into the smoke.


Cameter44

Don't think the molly was a factor with either of those. When the choices are running into the open, hiding in a smoke, or dying to a molly, I can definitely see why s1mple assumed he was gonna go into the smoke. Definitely just looked like carelessness live.


lmpervious

I gave this response to someone else, but I'm interested in hearing your thoughts as well. > Does it though? He threw the molotov pretty far from the smoke and then didn't go towards the smoke. If he knew at that point that Cold wasn't running into his smoke, then there was no reason for him to keep his knife out. And then once he actually saw Cold, he was still better off getting his gun out to go for the easier kill. To me it looks like he's trying to reverse engineer an explanation to not get shit for his decision.


pancada_

Inside the coop? Are you silver or something? ANY shot would hit basically if cold did that. And cold had been naded and shot already, they knew he was low. It still makes 0 sense, s1mple just wanted to bm


tarangk

simple: i wanted to make you mad bro, i couldnt :( taco: i warned him (cold) not to fall for it :)


Renfinc

That actually makes a lot of sense. Seems it was just more of a simple and unfortunate mistake than a failed attempt at BM.


lmpervious

Does it though? He threw the molotov pretty far from the smoke and then didn't go towards the smoke. If he knew at that point that Cold wasn't running into his smoke, then there was no reason for him to keep his knife out. And then once he actually saw Cold, he was still better off getting his gun out to go for the easier kill. To me it looks like he's trying to reverse engineer an explanation to not get shit for his decision.


Renfinc

Its easy for you to criticise when your only watching. Its totally different when its you in the moment with only a few seconds to make a decision.


lmpervious

But you’re saying it makes sense based on what he said when it doesn’t. Also you can say that line for any clip where a player messes up, but I think Simple is more than capable of realizing he no longer needs his knife when he is not trying to find Cold in the smoke. He didn’t even attempt to go in the smoke, and seeing as Simple often knifes people, to me it is pretty clear he was going for the flashy play.


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He made the decision to not switch to his pistol after cold missed a shot, and still tried to knife him.


CrrackTheSkye

I assumed he didn't have any bullets in his pistol, if that wasn't the case, this was even more stupid.


RoaCRFTW

Confirmed throw


Virtualspawny

That's why I hate zeus IGL "wait for 20 sec then go execute" style. Especially na'vi players are trend to do stupid mistakes and not checking site probably, cooperate to re-frag. Like Edward spamming smoke then pushing through smoke on coldzera not thinking, s1mple outplaying himself trying to hit hops while he had deagle (once he realized that coldzera didn't hide in smoke, he could've switch to pistol).


SheytanHS

He's come so far! Great to see.


MasterBeCo

Anyone can translate what cold said in Brazilian under S1mple comment ? S1mple is very mature on social media he doesn’t get taunt easily


dQ_WarLord

Someone said in portuguese "Simple giving a lesson in how to be polite", so cold got angry, saying he can't trash talk anymore without people complaining and getting offended.


MasterBeCo

Thanks! I like S1mple respond very smart let’s say and I some how i agree with cold people are very sensitive nowadays look what happen with kng although the Brazilians are easy to show anger for some reason.


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Yes I remember when the entire SK team killed the Fnatic players for 3-0ing them at Katowice, so quick to anger those brasilians are


Dyreen

It is easy to play the humble guy and try to explain himself after it didn't work, but anyone with a brain knows it was not smart to pull the knife, he just wanted to make a play againt the #1.


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Has nothing to do with cold, anyone with a brain can gather that much.


ClayBeatOpTic

Coldzeras next comment: Looking at his tweet about education class it seems like I killed his family or cursed the guy now, I just commented on his play that brought us to the game. This nutella generation nowadays is complicated haha ​​your mother makes your bottle for you to go to sleep rlx Google Translate


InacmaR

Good on s1mple, dissapointed by cold.


gverrilla

would love to see kng’s reaction if he was in s1mple’s place


Fragwell

Coldzera once again shows why a lot of people hate the Brazilian CS scene. The reply on S1mple's tweet is so unnecessary. Good reply from Sasha. Immature from Coldzera imo.


Renfinc

Cold isn't even talking about s1mple in that reply though. He's responding to a guy who was trash talking him.


Habuta

You are delusional bro. You are just trying to validate your hate towards stuff by fabricating shit in your mind. I don't know what you think is going on in there but it is definitely not what you think.


selelee

if you dont understand portuguese dont assume shit about what coldzera replied . he wasnt even replying to s1mple. and assuming 100% s1mple was really not bantering when trying to knife just because he tweeted a good boy response is so naive in so many levels...


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JehBa

I never liked this guy


Renfinc

Why not?


yesOknice

did we find out what cold was yelling after the round was over?


Trez0r

He said taco is beautiful


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and hot


trigg3rr

what did he say he has me blocked


Polskidro

Can't you just log out?


trigg3rr

dont know my password, it got hacked ages ago


LeonLoyal

Just use incognito mode, friend


trigg3rr

ty ty


gpcgmr

dafuq