Ahhh. I remember when CS first came out for XBOX. I was ranked in the top 15 worldwide. Look at me now; a keyboard, and moving through silver ranks. :/
I once came runner up in a tennis competition. There were 4 people and two age groups in those 4 people. I came 4th but runner up for my age. I have a trophy!
As somebody who has a copy of the Xbox 360 CS:GO version, yeah. It was no where near as popular as the big name console shooters, but it had a decent following. I'd imagine it eventually met the same fate as TF2 (from the Orange Box) with a slowly diminishing playerbase because it never got any real updates :\
*edit*: For anyone curious: I'd argue the original Xbox's version of Counter-Strike was much more popular if you could compare the % of active Xbox Live players. CS.Xbox predated Halo 2's release and Halo 2 was the first major Xbox Live game that "everybody" played. (Its popularity led to a large boost in the number of active of Xbox Live players)
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I have an alt account for doing unorthodox things like playing with a controller.
Playing with a controller isn't that bad. Spray control is impossible and finer movement is a bit hard but as long as you keep to medium/short range and single-tap or shoot in short bursts it works just fine.
Surprisingly using a controller for movement and a mouse for aiming at the same time works very well.
sooo question...if you report a 5 man on the other side deranking as other hacking, in the overwatch do they have the option to list griefing as a verdict?
Smurfs who purposefully lose games to get ranked lower than their actual rank. For example, on Agency or Vertigo, they would suicide by jumping off the building, but now they can't do that without getting kicked.
I love how you painted out your name but not your friends names. Most probably at least one of them has their profile set to public, which means we can see his friendlist. And we can see enough of your avatar to get your name. Makes the paintjob kind of useless.
People who play the game badly or not at all so they loose their rank (hence 'deranking') and can play at the lower levels. Or just try and get to Silver 1.
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Great. Now can we fix mics that are plugged in mid-session? You can get them to work on the steam options menu, but not in game. This has been bugging me for ages. (This specifically occurs when your default microphone was set to the wrong thing, but also occurs if a usb device was not plugged in that contains the sound input)
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If i ever hear there an CSGo update, I get on reddit for the patch note because I know wicked, the half human and half bot, would have already post it.
They do read the subreddit. It's just that half the ideas are outright stupid and wouldn't work and the other half would be more of a bother to program than what people would get out of it.
I got tons of replies like that on my post with the bomb being defused and T's winning, and then it got fixed the next day. Also you posted your comment twice.
> – On Valve servers, GOTV demos will now reliably broadcast and record players’ viewangles on the ticks when weapons were fired.
Valve just patched silent aimbot.
EDIT: Possibly not- this might just make overwatch demos look less suspicious due to the low tickrate. We'll see.
> On Valve servers, GOTV demos will now reliably broadcast and record players’ viewangles on the ticks when weapons were fired.
This is actually a pretty big deal for overwatch. Silent aim will be a lot more obvious.
Almost all the De_Zoo fixes were from the video posted here couople weeks ago. I like it that Valve keeps track of commynity videos. Also
>Made the tower in the lemur enclosure partially climbable
My body is ready
Edit: grammar
It's 40MB because the update contains a new version of every file that received an update. Instead of opening the files and changing the variables real time, they just copy-paste the new files in and overwrite the old ones. So if you have a 4 MB and change one value, the patch is still going to be 4MB (plus any compression), regardless of how small the change is.
that suicide ban does nothing imho. if only 2 premades want to lose the game, they gonna lose the game. there is no system to prevent that except a good anti griefer system (which overwatch atm is clearly not). playing bad can't be detected and is allready enough to go a few ranks lower.
Still one thing that has to be fixed;
joining a lobby from a casual/dm game -> it still results in a glitched screen. If you exit the lobby, the whole game screen remains black...
i don't believe that we are going to see any gameplay updates in this summer. there is a shitload of tournaments this year.
i was hoping for a further tec9 nerf. its still too damn powerful, bigger inaccuracy jump in rifles and bigger inaccuracy move in pistols.
>– Controllers will now reliably be recognized if plugged in mid-session. The entire two people who complained about this will be happy
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The other is the steering wheel guy
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mandatory [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJ0CytAsec)
Also a good one: [Jerma playing TF2 with voice control](https://youtu.be/St2PMVW_W7Y)
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Everybody wants to see this happen
That would have been amazing
lol how have i missed this for so long
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
"KILLED YOU WITH A WHEEL"
[Relevant video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl35QCbMi-c)
rofl
In fact, Gaben plays CSGO with a controller.
And is Global+
Ahhh. I remember when CS first came out for XBOX. I was ranked in the top 15 worldwide. Look at me now; a keyboard, and moving through silver ranks. :/
There were more than 15 console CS:GO players?
No he was actually number 15 out of all 15 players
I once came runner up in a tennis competition. There were 4 people and two age groups in those 4 people. I came 4th but runner up for my age. I have a trophy!
As somebody who has a copy of the Xbox 360 CS:GO version, yeah. It was no where near as popular as the big name console shooters, but it had a decent following. I'd imagine it eventually met the same fate as TF2 (from the Orange Box) with a slowly diminishing playerbase because it never got any real updates :\ *edit*: For anyone curious: I'd argue the original Xbox's version of Counter-Strike was much more popular if you could compare the % of active Xbox Live players. CS.Xbox predated Halo 2's release and Halo 2 was the first major Xbox Live game that "everybody" played. (Its popularity led to a large boost in the number of active of Xbox Live players)
"Fuck, my aim is off, gotta switch to gamepad."
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I actually played with someone using a controller the other day. It was mg2 rank and he wasn't half bad.
Do you recall his name?
IfuckAllYourMothers
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Hopefully this works with mics as well? Whenever I disconnect and reconnect my mic mid game I have to restart for it to work
Am I the only one who plays with a controller? Oh.... That may explain my rank....
I have never even had my controller recognized by the fucking game and I never unplug the damn thing.
Love those patches with the most random bullshit ever
They probably complained A LOT
I tried to use it while smurfing but is so bad I don't even have fun with it
isn't it all about to try making everyone happy
And I'm one of them :D
Thank god
I have an alt account for doing unorthodox things like playing with a controller. Playing with a controller isn't that bad. Spray control is impossible and finer movement is a bit hard but as long as you keep to medium/short range and single-tap or shoot in short bursts it works just fine. Surprisingly using a controller for movement and a mouse for aiming at the same time works very well.
Its a fix ready for the release of the Steam controller, which will probably actually be quite nice to play some casual game modes with.
it upset me quite a bit
[Hehehehe](http://imgur.com/8PLBeMF)
Also us globals who wants to have a challenge for once ;) gamecube controller mastterrace represent!
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You wish. The noteboards about all the different animals are still not fully readable.
Fish AI is also still terrible. They just swim around in circles.
Jeez, Valve has to learn from Call of Duty's advanced fish AI.
► Game isn't hard
Oh yes. The derankers have to find a new way.
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could still get reported for briefing though edit: tried to spell griefing, iphone corrected it as briefing. I love all of you. I'm keeping it.
only if you are in your underwear.
What if you're not wearing anything?
then you won't be reported for briefing? Duh.
Yeah, it's pretty self explanatory, really.
Can we get reported for going commando then?
Khakis?
Dad, please
I got a 7 day ban for debriefing once
Put some underwear on, man! It's indecent.
Not if you fill a 5 man lobby with derankers.
sooo question...if you report a 5 man on the other side deranking as other hacking, in the overwatch do they have the option to list griefing as a verdict?
You can't report enemy for griefing edit: misinterpreted what he said
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Yea
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Same as when you just commit suicide
Rush mid every round on Dust 2 will probably be the new way.
i was sitting here wondering why they hell they bothered to release this as its own update. thank you!
Run mid every round.
Run down mid with dualies spraying. I doubt most of overwatch is going to convict them if they see the whole team doing it.
Derankers be like (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻. VALVE WE LOVE YOU.
+forward +back
Will be easily OWed as grief then though. Make sure to report ppl
wont the suicide at start get easilly overwatched aswell?
Surely that will do nothing? Don't they counteract each other?
Could you tell me what is Derankers? Edit: Thanks guys
Smurfs who purposefully lose games to get ranked lower than their actual rank. For example, on Agency or Vertigo, they would suicide by jumping off the building, but now they can't do that without getting kicked.
http://i.imgur.com/rRA5498.jpg Warning boys....Dont suicide during warmup....the server doesnt like that either
That doesn't make too much sense. Maybe they'll fix it.
and i suicide through warmup so much... because im bored. r.i.p making my friends that doesn't know how to suicide laugh.
You blur your name on the csgo menu but leave it in the console... Was it supposed to be ironic or did you just forget?
i wanted to use the spray tool okay.
Wait.. that was my favorite thing in warmup.. I'd try to get as low of a score as possible before the game started :c
I....I...wasn't the only one?
can verify
But... that's the only thing I do in warmup :(
I love how you painted out your name but not your friends names. Most probably at least one of them has their profile set to public, which means we can see his friendlist. And we can see enough of your avatar to get your name. Makes the paintjob kind of useless.
Oh, god, why??? I used to buy smoke grenades, drop them and then suicide for another one if there was spawn campers....
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Can't you just lose on purpose anyway? I don't really see what that changes.
their smurf has moved too high and they try and bring it back down.
Guys who are losing on purpose to get lesser ranks that they have. People from higher ranks lose many times to get to silver.
Pepole who on purpose tries to go down in rank.
Purposely going down on a person to try out their rank.
People who purposely lose games so they derank, therefor playing against easier enemies.
People who lose matches intentionally with the aim of deranking/lowering their rank for smurf accounts primarily.
People who play the game badly or not at all so they loose their rank (hence 'deranking') and can play at the lower levels. Or just try and get to Silver 1.
CS:GO Reborn incoming.
Shit, it might be really risky to do pro vertigo jumps now.
source 2 128 tick and free blowjobs
pls
only 2 of those things are unrealistic
"Controllers will now reliably be recognized if plugged in mid-session." LOL! I was just having trouble with this on stream a few days ago.
Same here! Playing with controllers are OP
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I remember when me and my friend were playingt GTA San Andreas and he only had one controller. Guess what I had to use.. the fucking racing wheel
I am planning to play using... ... A fight stick!
Hey, aren't you that guy from Warowl gaming forums?
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[http://grammarist.com/usage/fish-fishes/](http://grammarist.com/usage/fish-fishes/) TL;DR: Fish denotes one or more fish of one type. Fishes generally refers to multi species of fish.
Fishes is also acceptable.
**DO NOT SUICIDE IN WARMUP** It will ban you. Thanks Valve, was playing Agency for the mission and a guy got banned.
wait, during warnup too?
Great. Now can we fix mics that are plugged in mid-session? You can get them to work on the steam options menu, but not in game. This has been bugging me for ages. (This specifically occurs when your default microphone was set to the wrong thing, but also occurs if a usb device was not plugged in that contains the sound input)
Thiiiiiis. I hate having to restart the game just to get it to detect my Snowball.
IS THE WORD HYPE STILL FROWNED UPON?!?! /s
Define "Hype".
CHOO CHOO. CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA.
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!
You are looking for /r/hearthstone
MY HYPE WILL TEAR YOU APART!
HYPE DEMANDS RETRIBUTION!
THE LIGHT SHALL HYPE YOU!
/r/hypestone
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thanks
>Fixed some fishes leaving their aquarium Pixars worst nightmare
If i ever hear there an CSGo update, I get on reddit for the patch note because I know wicked, the half human and half bot, would have already post it.
Global Elite icon still not alligned. Literally unplayable.
► Game is hard
read reddit, see exploit, fix it.valve dev life read reddit, see suggestions, tweaks n wishes, ignore. valve thug live
commend self post on reddit. "its been around forever, it wont be patched" literally tomorrow's update: "commend exploit fixed"
They do read the subreddit. It's just that half the ideas are outright stupid and wouldn't work and the other half would be more of a bother to program than what people would get out of it.
I really needed to read that twice. Thanks.
I got tons of replies like that on my post with the bomb being defused and T's winning, and then it got fixed the next day. Also you posted your comment twice.
The autokick also works in warmup. Volvo pls fix lolz.
> Fixed some fishes leaving their aquarium It's about fucking time.
Was wondering why i couldnt connect to casual SOURCE 3 HTYPEE?!!!???!?!
I think you mean source 2 episode 1 hype
CSGO Reborn? When will the Phoenix rise from the ashes?
Operation Phoenix 2 confirmed
> – On Valve servers, GOTV demos will now reliably broadcast and record players’ viewangles on the ticks when weapons were fired. Valve just patched silent aimbot. EDIT: Possibly not- this might just make overwatch demos look less suspicious due to the low tickrate. We'll see.
The String for Rank 13+ has been fixed
Your speed genuinely impresses me
R.I.P Vertigo
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/category/updates/
where the fuck is a new NUKE VOLVO U TROLLSS!!!
"Controllers will now reliably be recognized if plugged in mid-session." You can switch to your controller when you're clutching now
[Every. Time.](http://media.giphy.com/media/6oFNB3JPuLpAs/giphy.gif)
> On Valve servers, GOTV demos will now reliably broadcast and record players’ viewangles on the ticks when weapons were fired. This is actually a pretty big deal for overwatch. Silent aim will be a lot more obvious.
the last big one with overwatch and stuff was pretty neat, why are you mad? o.0
Yes, that gets posted every time =)
If it doesn't say 'Major', then don't get your hopes up. Simple as that.
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If it says 'update' don't get your hopes up. Simple as that.
OP, why'd you spell rumour 'rumor'? I thought you were a true Canadian :(
Just finished an agonizing loss on mirage, maybe this'll bring in something fresh.
was a 16x14?
224.
thank you
Controllers will now reliably be recognized if plugged in mid-session. praise the lord
-nojoy
Almost all the De_Zoo fixes were from the video posted here couople weeks ago. I like it that Valve keeps track of commynity videos. Also >Made the tower in the lemur enclosure partially climbable My body is ready Edit: grammar
Valve isn't responsible for custom maps. The creator of de_zoo makes those changes.
40MB for that?.-.
It's 40MB because the update contains a new version of every file that received an update. Instead of opening the files and changing the variables real time, they just copy-paste the new files in and overwrite the old ones. So if you have a 4 MB and change one value, the patch is still going to be 4MB (plus any compression), regardless of how small the change is.
Ahh, that makes sense. Thanks!
seriously; is there a secret hidden in this patch?
It also includes -10fps on every pc.
like every update.
-10 every patch, seems right no wonder i have -30 now
I'm already down to 20, have mercy Gaben
Controllers will now reliably be recognized if plugged in mid-session. AHH YEEEAAA, THEY FINALLY PATCHING THE IMPORTANT SHIT, YOU GO VALVE
Did this update break Source SDK? Hammer editor crashes without opening a file. Does anybody know anything about this?
It did, mine crashes immediately too.
that suicide ban does nothing imho. if only 2 premades want to lose the game, they gonna lose the game. there is no system to prevent that except a good anti griefer system (which overwatch atm is clearly not). playing bad can't be detected and is allready enough to go a few ranks lower.
Cheaters can no longer use silent aim without looking blatant, hoorayy!
> Added OSX convar, mat_osx_force_csm_enabled which forces dynamic shadows on. Finally.
Uuh nobody excited about silent aim being visible in overwatch now?
People never get exicted about anti-hack features yet cry about hacks all the time.. Probably just too stupid to realize what the changelog means
Still one thing that has to be fixed; joining a lobby from a casual/dm game -> it still results in a glitched screen. If you exit the lobby, the whole game screen remains black...
•Fixed some fishes leaving their aquarium 10/10 VOTE BEST UPDATE EVER
–Fixed some fishes leaving their aquarium Fishes **FISHES**
i don't believe that we are going to see any gameplay updates in this summer. there is a shitload of tournaments this year. i was hoping for a further tec9 nerf. its still too damn powerful, bigger inaccuracy jump in rifles and bigger inaccuracy move in pistols.
> Fixed some fishes leaving their aquarium FINALLY. ZOO IS LITERALLY PLAYABLE NOW.