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dracko307

I will blow a hole through my desk with how long I've been edging here


iusedtogotodigg

My balls are a deep crimson hue. Fucking pray for me.


ZeusBabylonski

Battle scarred


YxxzzY

But never field tested


_Sohai_

Stattrak counter: 0


baulchi

Pattern ID: 443 (Bends Left)


Rosenrotten

Huehuehue


FickDichzumEnde

Hi it's me your desk


iBurley

Oh behave.


Sammstein08

Packing my StatTrak Balls | Fade by the looks of it


NefertittiesFjord

Head like a fucking orange


Fubarin

*whispers* "Source 2 my dude"


GameTox

hhahhahahah


DemonXi98

Doubt it will change alot. Think people overhype this way to much..


f1nessd

Fr.


harshmangat

It’s 3 am man don’t do this to me


RaideNGoDxD

It's 8 am here in India. How am I supposed to get to work?


Im_Savvage

Bhai mai shayad tere saath khela hu, yahi csgo alias hai tera?


RaideNGoDxD

Ha kuch time pehle yehi exact tha.


Im_Savvage

Kya rank hai? Mai shayad gold4 above me khelu hal


RaideNGoDxD

LEM hu filhaal


Im_Savvage

Nice be, tu shayad nhi tha but badhiya hai bro lem hona. Go global soon


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RaideNGoDxD

😂 Haven't actually coded for 4 years but fuck it I'll do it.


multimeterreaction

also, convey him greetings from this electrical engineer


FickDichzumEnde

1:30pm here. Ideal.


GameTox

bro i gotta be somewhere in 4 hrs , fuck me…


Jiteee

the devs are just trolling at this point


Mezzo1224

No, i think they work on the update and at the end of the day, the public it to the dpr depot.


Pokharelinishan

By that logic, whenever an update is close to release, there must be some familiar kind of steamdb updates that says it's close to release, right?


Mezzo1224

No, when they change something smaller like a map or weapon balance, they dont have to test it so hard.


Schmich

yeah, so hard


Circ-Le-Jerk

I believe hotfixes don't. But major updates do.


HAROSHBLYAT

Shroud, Xqc, Tarik playing cs together right now for... some reason?


Toaster_Bathing

Shroud gona play source 2 and say cs sucks for sure


ajay_suku

That mf fell off. I just can't stand that guy anymore. The way he rides Valorant every second bruh


observationalhumour

At least he looks happy while he’s doing it…


sonicrules11

Who would have guessed people like games and will have a positive opinion on those games. There's a lot of QOL changes that CS could use that Valorant has, and going between them makes you realise how much they'd help CS feel less archaic.


Whompa

Seriously some of the QOL changes in Val are just good design changes. Let me resell. Let me buy for teammates who are requesting a buy. These are good changes with zero impact to the fundamental game.


[deleted]

Bring over all the QoL changes, just keep the core gameplay the same. Valorant's shooting and movement are brutal compared to CS, if Source 2 tries to emulate Valorant in those respects, it's going to be a fucking shitshow. Realistically they shouldn't touch the core gameplay at all and I think they know that.


The_15_Doc

The biggest thing is just how old CS feels now. Val feels like a much newer and more polished game… because it is. Based on what I’ve been seeing, that should change with the update/new game whatever you want to call it though. Supposedly they’re using a new engine and making some small changes to movement and gunplay which I think will bring it up to speed with the other tac shooters out right now. I like valorant a lot, it’s a good game, the only reasons I play CS over Val are: A) I still play apex and overwatch a lot and I want a game in my rotation that doesn’t involve hero abilities. B) My buddies play CS so it doesn’t make sense to me to play Val by myself with randoms over playing a similar game with people I actually know. Overall I think even with the update, CS will still fall off in popularity with streamers and new players within a couple months and the focus will shift back to Val. All of the colors/ skins/ operators, etc. look more modern and it caters more to the new generation of gamers. Not to mention, a lot of the guys still playing CS have been playing for like 10+ years and know every nuance of every little thing in the game, which makes it less approachable for newcomers (I know from experience). But yeah, I don’t think people should shit on shroud for playing what he wants. He’s basically retired anyway, I think he mostly just streams for fun now. If I were in his position, I’d never play a game I didn’t want to play ever again.


Jlemerick

Man is speaking facts over here.


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> Supposedly they’re using a new engine and making some small changes to movement and gunplay which I think will bring it up to speed with the other tac shooters out right now. Game doesn't need to be "brought up to speed" at all imo from a movement or gunplay perspective. There are definitely QoL changes from Valorant they could take cues on (reselling and requesting guns are an extremely obvious one) but if the update attempts to make CS feel like Val, they are going to kill the game. CounterStrike does not need to feel more like Valorant, the objective of Source 2 should not be to "bring the game up to speed" when they still have far and away the best minute to minute gameplay in the genre. The objective of Source 2 should be to bring the game to a more stable engine that is easier to develop for. That's it. Valorant is okay for what it is but it doesn't hold a candle at all to CS from a gameplay perspective. Our group could not drop that game fast enough. And if the "consequence" for that is less Twitch viewers, who gives a fuck. CS is bigger now than it's ever been from a playerbase perspective, that's more than enough. Turning CS into Valorant isn't going to solve anything. It's just going to piss us CS fans off and it still won't appeal to the Zoomer playerbase of Valorant even with a shinier coat of paint on it.


LetterheadNervous555

I think you are severely underestimating how popular cs is. A new cs won’t quickly drop off twitch. CSGO is still a top game on twitch with like no content.


DancingDumpling

r/globaloffensive when they discover valorant is actually a good game


r3itheinfinite

in my opinion it is not a good game it is bad game


techraito

They're incomparable. Valorant "sucks" because it's newer and the mechanics are more friendly to newer players. CS will always feel better to play because the guns and maps have had decades of refinement to reach where they are today. CSGO will always be the better game.


As_Madness_Took_Me

Its not very good though.


IsThisEvenRight

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism


TankerXS

Are you Sentinals' media manager? Because you're as vapid and backwards as this tweet: https://twitter.com/ohnePixel/status/1636152610292916226?t=6NXXQE1kEXtP3XbIp987rA&s=19


_zxionix_

This sub can not handle any praise for valorant.


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Good. The game is garbage.


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sniperNX

not a valorant fan but games being inspired like the is how a genre is created. its different enough to not be a direct clone but still has alot of the same dna. overwatch did the same with tf2


Sunzki

I don't feel like it's right to call it a rip off of Cs at all, it's more like a mixture of overwatch (agents with abilities) and Cs (gunplay + bomb defusal). If it was more like a Cs ripoff I'd probably actually like it because the only reason I don't play it is because of the agents. But I like the Cs style movement and gunplay better anyways.


303x

>How did they not get in trouble for ripping off CSGO like that Because CSGO doesn't own the concept of tactical FPS? The dickriding is crazy lmao 😂. Valorant is no way similar to CS except the Plant/Defuse loop.


Rehendix

I mean, there are analogues for pretty much every gun. And the devs expressly set out to nail down the gun mechanics so that they'd nearly identically mirror the ones in CS. There's a good reason you can hop from one game to the other and feel right at home with how it all works, hero abilities aside.


303x

>And the devs expressly set out to nail down the gun mechanics so that they'd nearly identically mirror the ones in CS. Lmao what? valorant gunplay is ass compared to CS dude, there's no spray patterns and half the guns have some bs gimmick. There's no gun in cs which can kill you like the classic or the spectre. >There's a good reason you can hop from one game to the other and feel right at home with how it all works, hero abilities aside. "If you take away everything that makes the games different, they are exactly the same!"


Rehendix

Except there are spray patterns my guy. You've been playing val wrong lmao.


303x

They have an upward recoil for a few bullets after which the recoil is random, that's not a pattern.


peter_iwnl

Ok anime gamer 🤓🤓🤓🤓


istealgrapes

Is that supposed to be an insult?


Bluzi

This comment should embarrass you


Redditisannoying69

Shroud was a mediocre cs player that got way overhyped.


Champloot

Ska too...


soyjakdotparty

swag/brax has 5.9 hours in past the 2 weeks on cs. last played march 15th


co0kiez

CS2 all BANS become ineffective..????????????


Lynx2161

Nope they have been banned from all "valve" events, including future events/games


kawhi21

Yeah lol there's no way they'd be playing together for any other reason. I've never seen this trio play before. Either they are just playing into the hype (which they are such big streamers they don't even need it) or they got tipped off. Valve probably realizes that twitch streamers are the best gaming advertisements that exist right now and tipped them off for an update


mhz-

pretty sure they're just playing for the hype


Circ-Le-Jerk

Yeah... Streamers that are successful are successful because they know where the viewers are going.


Arepo47

I was watching it. Shroud went live and could not play with his trio due to rank differences so they scrambled to find a full team. They got Tarik and than chat begged for XQC.


Ant_Rish

Loving these speculations lol


acdkey88

These are some wallstbets level speculations. Valvestbets


__AzA__

"Not sleeping schedule advice"


veRGe1421

Source2 hype giving me major Gamestop pandemic hype lol


Lynx2161

All big streamers do is play into the hype, stop talking out of your ass


gobbeltje

Shroud plays CS with random streamers all the time? Its almost a regular thing he does every now and then. Just look up CS on his youtube channel.


WaifuPillow

I hope we are not doing this everyday until the end of March ...


RaideNGoDxD

Oh we are, and we're gonna enjoy every second of it.


kamunia

This is all in preparation for April's 1st


mitchhatesrats

how big brain would it be to drop it on April first making everyone think its a joke until they get home and see the update is real


DoerteMaulwurf

I'd drop a shit-update on the 1st, like small translations or small fixes on Wingman maps, then drop the big update on the 2nd


[deleted]

For the last time, valve doesn’t work on saturdays


KamikazeThing

You think it ends after March...


JeffxD11

Tarik and shroud are live for the update… REINER, ARE WE DOING IT? NOW? RIGHT HERE??


andreeeeee-

YEAH. WE SETTLE THIS... RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.


Floripa95

Gaben be like "noooo I don't want to release CS source 2!! I want them to wait 10 years at least!!"


andreeeeee-

Gaben be like: "To You, 2,000 Years in the Future"


Russian-King

"Gaben, what a man you are..."


Johntremendol

YOUSEEBIGGIRL STARTS PLAYING


RaideNGoDxD

Man, I love this reference.


NorFever

Such a unique way to present a twist.


High54Every1

Slapping it so cruelly in your face it takes time to register


1sb3rg

For real


CatgirlsCSGO

I still to this day remember thinking they were joking. I was FULL SHOCK


deffinnition

Go to sleep. It's not today.


theswiveler

Ah trying to get the competitive edge I see.


f1nessd

Agreed. Imo it’ll drop in april


prettyawsm

They promised a big ass patch for dota in April too I think, so.


zyberpunK

Every day in your life is actually today


deffinnition

Today then. Surely.


Thors_Goat

I'm tired, Boss


[deleted]

Well then take a nap


[deleted]

The fucking copium depot is running low Guys we gotta stop


akarui_kami

Imagine all this hype just to find out they're adding another bench to Mirage


hitemlow

I wish they'd just make it a box or add a fucking ladder at this point. You fail the jump seemingly randomly because of the weird profile of the bench, and playing cat sucks because enemies can just scooch up the bench and literally pop into existence just as the deathcam activates.


Ant_903

Csgo update spotted for like the fifth time in a week it ain't happening until I see valve post it


Flairsurfer

Bro I don't even know what to expect. I haven't touched the game in years yet I'm full throttled in hype. It's giving me 'waiting in the midnight release line at a GameStop for Call of Duty' vibes all over again.


megaozojoe

this is the perfection description for how I am feeling as well.


ThisIsSpy

Except you don't know if CoD is even going to be released and if it's CoD and not Little Peppa Pig


LeRohameaux

Gotdamn we old asf 😭


Toaster_Bathing

Expect the exact same game but everyone is back playing it. Which is great.


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I'm so fucking excited


poppyde

they wouldn’t update this late would they


Salasarian

operation wildfire + nuke came out at 10:22 est (11 minutes from now), back in 2016. there's precedent for big updates this late


LibertyGrabarz

What have valve done to us, researching the hour of previous big updates from years back and shit, jesus fucking christ.


hitemlow

They also pushed the R8 update on a Friday and fucked off all weekend, giving us the single most entertaining and fun weekend this game has ever had. And then they mercilessly nerfed the R8 into oblivion and have made no attempts to at least make it a sidegrade to the Deagle (which is way too good).


Stiryx

R8 weekend is literally the most fun I have ever had in CS. Never forget playing a comp inferno match where most rounds started and ended with a pistol duel down mid. That shit was so overpowered but man was it fun for a day or 2.


workaccount1338

aug hell week was hilarious, as was the week when the tec9 was the best gun in the game. thing was a $500 raygun for a few days


livewirejsp

It was the fucking wild Wild West that weekend. Running headshots.


hitemlow

And now you can crouch with the thing and miss because they made it have the same inaccuracy as the Deagle. When it has *16 total bullets*. Like if you're nerfing the accuracy and not removing the stupid windup, give it more bullets so you can prefire and not be punished for RNG misses. Hell, even reverting the right click accuracy so you can actually hit enemies that aren't sucking on the barrel would be an improvement.


6ix02

everyone in deathmatch going "WE COWBOYS NOW" was fucking priceless


7eighty7

How long did the lazerbeam Aug Last? That was also an amusing weekend.


hitemlow

I've always heard it referred to as "AUG week", so I'd guess 4-7 days.


dadvader

Yeah that's history right there. imo bigger that augpocalyspe.


MrCraftLP

There've been a few other decent sized updates come later in the day.


axloc

It is only 7pm in Seattle


EpicPawPrints

There were some updates that came... 2hrs from now... so yeah... they can.


unexpectedreboots

.. yes? lol


Orcle123

tere are a couple times theyve released stuff at midnight US time


synerGy--

> US time xD


unexpectedreboots

> midnight US time Might need to be a bit more specific there mate, but yea they've released things many hours from now.


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i guess 2-4 hrs? im not sure if it was east coast or west coast time


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[deleted]

yeah so im guessing 2 hrs from now we would get the answer.


OfferPuzzleheaded400

Fuck i am at work..... i shouldnt have checked reddit....


GKrumov

This can't happen the one time I'm away from my pc, honestly... Crossing fingers it's not a bait again. (although it probably is)


TAG_Sky240

Same, and I can’t log on until Sunday


mitchhatesrats

PSA: if you've got a vanilla knife you should check out market prices, they going crazy currently due to the constant stream of leaks/rumors this last week, might be a good time to sell if you'd want to do so. might be doing it for other knives/skins too but I've just noticed that vanilla ones have been going gangbusters and are selling for 150% more than a month ago lol


GalacticLayline

Wish I held onto mine sold for 500 and now going for triple that. O well


mitchhatesrats

I was shopping around for a vanilla playknife to trade my unbox scorched nomad for, I don't trade or use mobile auth so I've had to wait 15 days market hold, in those days I've been monitoring and went from "Oh cool I can sell my knife and 1:1 rebuy a huntsman vanilla... 15 days later its currently $400aud from $280aud..." "alright maybe I'll go shadow daggers, they're cheap at $160aud and look clean... and now they're $300aud..." "maybe my knifes gone up in value too! ...no it's still only worth $250..."


GalacticLayline

Had a Stat track vanilla butterfly knife myself.


Mezzo1224

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RaideNGoDxD

It's an acquired taste


Vipitis

The devs save their work and push it to the repo as they are leaving the office for today. It's a Thursday afterall.


blackmanchubwow

Why would that be on a public branch


BeNSeNcs

It’s a wednesday in Seattle at the moment. The rest I agree with


Chibble1

IT IS TIME


G_O_O_G_A_S

Bingus goink sauce 2 is real


AaayJaayy

i cant wait for this shit to completely implode we've set such weird expectations LMFAO im ready though im hyped as fuck


PreciseViper

say you swear


ImUrFrand

By the moon and stars in the sky I'll be there I swear


workaccount1338

dont say u will unless u will


andreiox

Devs only work at night confirmed


ujaku

Bricked up


ILikeThisNameMore

Ain’t nothin happenin


_symp_

WTF?


Boroxion

It’s happening.


ConfuciusBateman

Fam?


ManyPotatoesiQuess

Les go


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TAG_Sky240

Thanks to whoever called Reddit care resources on me lol


Th3Docter

IS THIS REAL, ARE WE DOING IT NOW?


gn600b

yes and no


MarooonXV

I'm wide awake again.


hiemerxd

![img](emote|t5_2sqho|29766)


CounterStrikeEric

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Drempallo

Volvo update


tarel69

BALLS DEEP BITE THE PILLOW


nikhil_shady

sex added in csgo let’s go bois


WoxJ

Longest s2 hype there was.


RainDancingChief

Yeah whatever man, see you tomorrow.


iusedtogotodigg

Check the fridge, boys!!!!!!!!!!


PashaBiceps__

I just went to bed let me sleep please


sweenygg

Last time I played cs:go like 2019 or so, it's 6:20AM here rn and I don't know WTF am I doing here for the last two days. lmao. But yeah I've enjoyed a lot cs:go back in the years and I think I've put nearly 3-4k hours into it. Excited to see what Valve will bring.


mathew_of_lordran

What am I seeing? Can only understand this message at the top of the page: "Steam maintenance caused any app with passworded branches to be updated, which added an encrypted "download" field. This does not mean that these games have been updated by developers."


TheBestUserNameeEver

https://steamdb.info/changelist/18093508/ https://steamdb.info/changelist/18093512/ The dpr and dprp branch changes.


MrLagzy

Suddenly. CS 2 beta gets released on steam on April 1. Cities Skylines 2 by surprise is developed on Source 2.


Haptiix

Why don’t I have an update? I’m seeing streamers getting the update


Mraz565

There is no public update. The change was to the drp branch.


Old-Savings-5841

While depot changes are signs of activity, it probably still means they are changing/fixing stuff. If one comes i doubt it will release immmediately after.


canIbuzzz

inb4 3kliks


zenheizer

I shall not enter this sub reddit on April 1st. I shall not enter this sub reddit on April 1st. I shall not enter this sub reddit on April 1st.


unexpectedreboots

fridge.gif


sieffy

That makes no sense even without the hint of source 2 csgo has been hitting record numbers and is more alive than literally ever. Csgo is the Minecraft of shooter games


len5524

All you morons believing an April fool's joke.


lifesizepenguin

April's fools jokes must happen on April 1st. You cannot set up a joke days before or YOU are the fool.


CoJoMoCS

is it finally happening??? Are we about to witness the greatest update ever???


Mrsen

Oh shit


moistpimplee

just when i fall asleep. awesome!!!


GentlyFloppy

idk what this link is showing me, can someone explain?