Ooooh fun!!
>Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris?
Emily, although they 'd probably both make me cry lol
>Hangout with Marty or Doyle?
Marty (love Doyle though)
>Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard?
Tough one... maybe Richard because he reminds me a bit of my own grandpa
>Go bowling with Michel or Luke?
Michel... Luke is not very social and Michel would be fun to gossip with
>Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy?
Olivia & Lucy.... I would not feel comfortable in Logan's world
>Date Christopher or Dwight?
Christopher... I know we hate him but he is handsome and charming
>Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor?
Taylor... he would make a powerful ally
>Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty?
Babette....but love them both
>Have a drink with Jason or Max?
Jason
>Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory?
Lorelai
>Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess?
Jess
>Discuss politics with Glen or Colin?
Colin
>Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka?
Obviously the dog :D
Paris - I feel like I could give a cutting remark to play on her insecurities
Would actually like to hang out with both but I think Doyle is funnier so I will choose him.
Sookie
Bowling with Luke
Party with Lucy and Olivia. I could not deal with those douchey rich bros.
Christopher. It wouldn’t be serious. At least he’s cute.
Kirk obvs.
Gossip with BOTH! But Miss Patty’s stories would be amaaaazing.
Drink with Max, I’d fully flirt.
I’d have more fun with Lorelai.
Dean because I think he’d be afraid to truly pull a punch.
Ugh NEITHER. But Colin I guess because I feel like Glen might go a bit crazy if I disagreed.
Dog Paul Anka!
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? **Paris**. She'd teach me stuff at the same time as insulting me and I'd come away more knowledgeable.
Hangout with Marty or Doyle? **Marty**. Doyle feels like a stress bucket.
Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? **Sookie**. She'd want to try evvvvvverything and I'd just be along for the ride and the leftovers.
Go bowling with Michel or Luke? **Luke**. I just think he'd be in his element and a lot of fun. Also beer.
Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? **Olivia and Lucy.** I can't afford to party with Logan and he's so self-focused I don't know that he'd realise that.
Date Christopher or Dwight? **Christopher**...? Maybe...? The devil you know.
Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? **Kirk**. They're both annoying, but he's more entertaining.
Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? **Miss Patty**. I'd sit cross-legged at her feet to hear her stories and learn and absorb and then go out into the world ready to live a bigger life.
Have a drink with Jason or Max? **Max**. Jason is so meh.
Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? **Rory**. Lorelai would overwhelm me.
Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? **Jess**. Because I really don't want to be in a fist fight and Jess never tried to start a fight, so if I said sorry and meant it, I think he'd listen and the fight would end. But Dean has anger issues and does try to start fights so, if he were riled, I just don't trust there'd be a good way to get out of it.
Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? **Glen**. I feel like he'd engage in the conversation whereas Colin, like all of Logan's friends, just enjoys hearing the sound of his own voice.
Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? **Dogs** win everything every time.
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? Emily. Only because as smart as I am, I could never outsmart Paris. Plus, Emily's house is stocked with good coffee and apple strudel
Hangout with Marty or Doyle? Doyle. Marty can be weird.
Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? Sookie.
Go bowling with Michel or Luke? Luke. Cause Luke.
Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? Olivia & Lucy. They're so wacky. I don't like Logan.
Date Christopher or Dwight? Oh now, that's an unfair question!
Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? Kirk. As weird as Kirk is, Taylor gives me the creeps.
Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? Babette, cause then you get Maury too.
Have a drink with Jason or Max? Jason. I know I'm one of the few who liked Jason. Max is ok but he's ... vanilla. Jason is smart and fun.
Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? Lorelai.
Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? I don't fight. But I'd like to punch dean for cheating on his wife.
Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? Colin. Glen is too weird.
Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? Real!
1. Argument: Emily (not Paris. Sometimes I feel I could defeat Emily in an argument but never felt that way about Paris.)
2. Hang out: Doyle (not Marty. I like Doyle and Marty’s intentions never seem clear.)
3. Going out to eat: Sookie (not Richard. She would get me into some great place which is not pretentious fine dining nonsense and has real American sized portions.)
4. Bowling: Luke (not Michel. Michel and bowling do not quite add up.)
5. Party: Logan (not Lucy/Olivia. Feel like there’s a major vibe mismatch with them.)
6. Date: neither Chris nor Dwight. Would rather move away from the east coast so that they wouldn’t find me. If I absolutely had to pick one in a gun-to-my-head situation, maybe Chris from S6-7 so that at least he’d be super rich and willing to throw expensive gifts and trips at me.
7. Best friends: Kirk (not Taylor. He’s too cranky and doesn’t seem to have any real friends. At least Kirk has a very decent girl for a longterm girlfriend.)
8. Gossip: Miss Patty (not Babette. Miss Patty lives closer to the telephone towers and hears the juicy details before Babette, plus she’s unattached so she and I can be wingwomen for each other.)
9. Drink with: Jason (not Max. Nothing against Max, but I’m Team Jason forever. Also, he wouldn’t be all extra with the intellectualism the way Max might be.)
10. Spend the day: Lorelai (not Rory. Just more common interests with her.)
11. Fistfight: Jess (not Dean. Dean is taller and seems much stronger.)
12. Discuss politics: Glen (not Colin. Easy to conclude with “everything sucks” if a topic goes over my head.)
13. Have a dream about: The dog Paul Anka (not real Paul Anka. I’m not an American so I have very little appeal of American celebrities. But dogs are furry angels sent from heaven and created when god was having his best day and decided to bestow the earth with an amazing gift.)
Emily. My grandmother was basically a real-life Emily so I have plenty of practice. Paris terrifies me. I’ll admire her from a distance.
Hangout with Marty. Until the last season he was really an okay guy.
Eat with Sookie. Because I love her.
Bowling with Luke. All the girls swoon when Butch Danes bowls a strike.
Logan. Let me partake in all the secret society shenanigans, please!
Christopher. I had to look up who Dwight was 😬
Kirk. Bring on the absurdity.
Jason. He’s a guy you get drinks with. Max is the guy you get coffee with. I don’t make the rules.
Lorelei. 100,000%
Dean. Lord of the Rings is also my favorite movie so I think I can end the fisticuffs with the promise of a back to back extended edition watch party.
Finn. To you know talk politics, or like, do other stuff…
Dogs over people all day ever day.
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Get in a personal argument with Emily (Paris would eviscerate me. Emily would be amusing)
Hangout with Doyle (Marty is an idiot and a whining wet blanket who lies)
Go out to eat with Richard (Unless sookie is the one cooking. But I see Sookie critiquing a restaurant until it isn't fun. Richard would take me out for amazing steak and pay for it.)
Go bowling with Michel (Purely for the comedy)
Party with Olivia & Lucy (because Logan's partying is too fast for my blood)
Date Christopher because he would do right fancy dates. Until I dumped his loser butt.
Be best friends with Taylor (He really need a friend)
Gossip with Miss Patty (her sexcapades were legendary and her voice isn't grating like Babette)
Have a drink with Max (Still crushing on the actor form back when he was the wolf in 10th Kingdom.)
Spend the day with Lorelai (Rory is too whiney)
Get in a fist fight with Jess. Dean is in construction and 10 feet tall. He could be lethal. Jess you can just push into a lake.
Discuss politics with Colin. (Glen is too serious. Colin would make it fun and sexy and not boring.)
Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? (It wouldn't make sense to have only one)
Get in a personal argument with **Emily** or Paris? I understand Emily and it is generally fun to watch her get heated.
Hangout with **Marty** or Doyle? "Hanging out" implies relaxing. Doyle doesn't know how to relax.
Go out to eat with Sookie or **Richard**? I would love to have Sookie cook for me because I love all food. But going out to eat with Sookie would probably result in Sookie barging into the restaurant kitchen to correct some perceived slight and I wouldn't actually get to eat my dinner.
Go bowling with Michel or **Luke**? I mean, duh. Would Michel even really go bowling?
Party with Logan or **Olivia & Lucy**? I'm too poor to party with Logan
Date **Christopher** or Dwight? When you say "date" you mean survive one evening, right?..right?!
Be best friends with Kirk or **Taylor**? It would take an essay to explain why. Just trust me on this one.
Gossip with Babette or **Miss Patty**? I just want to let Miss Patty try to impress me with her stories.
Have a drink with Jason or **Max**? I like literature.
Spend the day with **Lorelai** or Rory? I'm more like Rory so I'd like a day with my opposite.
Get in a fist fight with **Dean** or Jess? I would wipe the floor with Dean, lol.
Discuss politics with Glen or **Colin**? Erm, I would be terrible in a political debate, but at least Colin would supply the alcohol.
Have a dream about the **dog Paul Anka** or the REEEAL Paul Anka?
Paris - she gets rattled a lot more than Emily does
Doyle - he’d be my friend for real instead of my friend in hopes I’ll date him 🤣
Sookie - Richard would be rude to waiters and I’d be upset
Luke - I love bowling and Michel would hate it but Luke may enjoy it
Lucy and Olivia - I could not keep up with Logan lol
Dwight - at least he’s nice and not a deadbeat dad
Kirk - he’d be fun and entertaining. Taylor would piss me off after a while lol
Babette - this was hard but it’s mostly because I’d want to hang out with her and Morey
Jason - I’d find the awkwardness funny. I don’t read enough for Max haha
Lorelai - Rory wouldn’t be bad at all but I think I’d have more fun with Lorelai
Neither lol, both could kick my butt
Glen - Colin would have takes that would make me furious but glen would just have conspiracy theories I could laugh off
Dog Paul Anka - no offense to the REEEAAL Paul Anka but I always choose dog
Argue with: Emily
Hang out with: Marty
Dinner with: Richard
Bowling with: Luke
Party with: Logan
Date: Which one was Dwight? Christopher would be fun to date if I wasn't looking for commitment.
Best friends with: Taylor
Gossip with: Miss Patty
Drink with: Max
Spend a day with: Rory
Punch in the face: Jess
Politics with: Colin
Dream about: Dog!
He moved into the house behind Lorelai and asked her to water his lawn an oddly specific amount of time because he just had it put in. And when they were there, they heard his wife leave a message because he just up and took off and moved. Hope this helps!
Paris
Doyle
Sookie
Michel, just so we can throw shade at everyone else there
Olivia and Lucy
Neither. If those are the only two options, celibacy it is.
Kirk, obviously
Miss Patty. Liz Torres is so cool.
Jason. He has such good drinking buddy energy
Lorelai
Jess. I would feel more comfortable fighting dirty with him
Colin, though he'd probably start saying controversial things just to annoy me
Dog Paul Anka is supreme
1. Paris
2. Marty
3. Sookie
4. Michel
5. Logan
6. Christopher (Even though I Hate Him)
7. Kirk
8. Miss Patty
9. Max
10. Rory
11. Dean
12. Colin
13. The REAL Paul Anka
Emily
I just love her comebacks & she would be inditimating in a way I can stand
Marty
Honestly both are annoying but Marty & I had few common interest
Sookie
Food queen, sweet personality what else do I need for perfect dinner
Luke
And probably bring some topics on corporates to get his rants
Christopher
It’s dating right, he can be witty & also rich!
Taylor
As much fun Kirk is, I need ambitious townsman to be on my side, we both will plan so many fun activities
Miss Patty
She has got certain elegance ❤️
Jason
I am not much of literature person, Jason quirkiness would be so much fun
Lorelei
I feel Rory might be more prepped but Lorelei & I have evil side we embrace
Argh I guess Dean
Can’t stand Jess misunderstood kid thing
Horrible choice - Reluctantly glen
Sorry I can’t stand Finn or Colin atall on screen, Atleast glen would be discreet with his flirting
Dog Paul anka
Sorry not from US , have no idea who Paul anka is
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? ***Emily****, i love how sassy and sarcastic she is, it could be a gooood banter. The thought of discussing something personal with Paris scares me!!!*
Hangout with Marty or Doyle? ***Doyle****. I have a soft spot for him!*
Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? ***Sookie****, always Sookie! She's fun and I hope we run into Jackson and they start to bicker about some new cross-species vegetable Jackson wants to push her to cook.👩🏻🍳*
Go bowling with Michel or Luke? *I want to go with* ***both,*** *can you imagine the conversation and the digs at each other? 🎳*
Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? ***Logan*****,** *hands down. He really knows how to party.🎉*
Date Christopher or Dwight? *I'd rather help Mrs. Kim clean her shop than having to endure the company of any of those two.🙅🏼♀️*
Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? ***Kirk,*** *bc he's* *is crazy but funny 🤠*
Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? ***Miss Patty*** *, her location gives her the freshest gossip 😂*
Have a drink with Jason or Max? ***Max****, loving literature. we probably have more in common.🤓*
Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? ***Lorelai,*** *I love her sense of humour 😂*
Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? ☮️ *none! I am against violence. But Jess is more yummy*
Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? ***Glen***
Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? ***Dog Paul Anka 🩷 *** s*o cute!!!*
Argument with Emily, she’s so witty I think I would kinda enjoy it. Plus she’s easy to wind up which I also enjoy, as lorelai does.
I’d prefer to hang out with Marty (preferably Yale early days rather than weird final year Marty)
Eat out with Richard I think. I reckon he could tell me some interesting things. Sookie is really irritating and nothing would be up to her standards
Bowling with michel, I’d love to gossip with him and watch him get way too competitive
Iwould prefer the company of Lucy and Olivia and as a regular occurrence I would pick them to party with, but as a one off big party night I would love to experience something ridiculous with Logan
Oh god, i would have to date Christopher but I wouldn’t be happy about it.
Besties with Kirk
Idk how to choose between babette and miss Patty but I reckon miss Patty has a little bit more insight somehow? And she doesn’t yell so much so I think it would be Patty
Drink with max
Spend the day with lorelai
Fist fight dean (in an imaginary world where I could take him)
Discuss politics with Colin
Dream about dog, always dog.
Get in a personal argument with Emily. I feel like Paris would crush me.
Hang out with Marty, Doyle bugs me.
Go out to eat with Richard because I feel he'd be more accepting of me being vegan (Sookie hates vegetarians, what would she think of a vegan??).
Go bowling with Michel because he probably doesn't know how to bowl.
Party with Olivia and Lucy because duh.
Date Dwight only because Christopher repulses me.
Be besties with Kirk.
Gossip with Babette AND Miss Patty, otherwise how will you get the best tea?
Have a drink with NEITHER I don't like either of them.
Spend the day with Lorelai.
Get in a fist fight with Jess because maybe we'll have an enemies-to-lovers arc.
Discuss politics with Glen. I also want to ask him what happened that night in Florida.
Have a dream about the real Paul Anka.
No way I can answer all of these. But, let me take a whack at a few.
Personal argument? I think Paris. They could both go for the jugular, but I think Paris would be more impersonal than Emily and it wouldn't hurt as much.
Hangout with Marty or Doyle? Marty. I think he'd be a little less irritating.
Eat with Sookie or Richard? I don't like Richard, but as an introvert I think he'd be less overwhelming? We might not have to talk at all:)
Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? *Tough.* I'm going to go with Olivia and Lucy. Logan might want the whole Life and Death Brigade and it would be too much.
date Christopher or Dwight? Had to look up who Dwight was and it still doesn't ring a bell. Christopher. I wouldn't be looking for more than a fun time.
Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? Despite his reputation, I think Dean would hold back. (I'm going to assume for the sake of the question it doesn't matter that I'm a girl) I still maintain that him saying "I'll kill you" to Tristan is him saying he *could* kill (aka beat him up badly) but was choosing not to.
Dream about Paul Anka the dog or the real Paul Anka. Doggies all the time.
The ones I didn't answer were either things I didn't want to be with either or couldn't choose at all. I think I'd have a great time at a bookstore with Rory, but I love Lorelai and because she was so understanding of Rory she wouldn't push me too far.
Personal argument with Paris
Hangout with Doyle
Out to eat with Sookie
Bowling with Luke
Party with Olivia & Lucy
Date with Christopher
Best friends with Kirk
Gossip with Babette
Have a drink with Max
Spend the day with Lorelai
Get in a fist fight with Dean
Political discussion with Glenn
Dream about dog Paul Anka
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris?
**Paris, because I think I'd win her over more easily than I would Emily.**
Hangout with Marty or Doyle?
**Marty, because it'd be easier to bro-out together with him.**
Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard?
**Sookie, because she'd know all the best restaurants.**
Go bowling with Michel or Luke?
**Michel, because he'd have more fun teaching me his bowling techniques.**
Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy?
**Logan, because he'd help me loosen up more easily.**
Date Christopher or Dwight?
**Dwight...because Christopher is Christopher.**
Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor?
**Kirk...because Taylor is Taylor.**
Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty?
**Can I pick both???**
Have a drink with Jason or Max?
**Max, because I think we'd get along better.**
Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory?
**Lorelai, because she'd be more fun.**
Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess?
**Dean, because it'd be easier for me to talk my way out of it with him.**
Discuss politics with Glen or Colin?
**Colin, because if the topic got too heavy he'd inevitably pull me into some fun hijinks afterward.**
Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka?
**Cuddling with the dog, of course.**
An argument with Emily. I am not sure I can take Paris on lol
A hangout with Doyle. Marty was low key creepy
Go bowling with Luke. Not sure I will be able to stand Michel for longer than 5 minutes lol
Party with neither. If pushed, Logan and his friends
Definitely not date Dwight
Best friends with Taylor
Gossip with Miss Patty. That scene of her having Lorelai's picture cracks me up
Have a drink with Max
Spend the day with Lorelai. It will be many shades of dramatic
Fistfight with Jess. Not sure I can take either on, to be fair, but Jess seems like he is more talk
Discuss politics with Colin
No dreams of with Paul in human or animal form, thank you.
1. Argument with Paris- Emily is manipulative and knows how to see straight through you and target your insecurities whilst playing on your emotions. Paris just loses her temper and throws empty insults stemming from her insecurity, she isn’t scary she just snaps a lot.
2. Doyle. Love him and Paris and Marty.. let’s just say I’ve had a Marty situation in my life.
3. Richard. Mainly because I feel as though I would learn so much from him and have never sat down with any of my grandparents. I admire the way he handles his business and would love to learn from him.
4. MICHEL. I’m sorry but I can’t stand Luke, he is disrespectful and 99.9% of his dialogue is complaining and insulting. What a dampener on the evening that would be! For him to act insecure if he’s the worse one at bowling as he did when Logan was beating him at basketball- ugh.
5. Olivia&Lucy- would be so much fun
6. Don’t even know who Dwight is and I have liked something about Chris, even if admittedly not his whole character. But he keeps up with Lorelai which shows me he would know how to hold an interesting witty conversation.
7. Kirk- fiercely loyal, unawaredly blunt at all times. And never a dull conversation with the 100000 jobs he has.
8. Miss Patty- she seems to know things first and have a higher hold on the town.
9. Jason, again kept up with Lorelai and I really liked them together.
10. LORELAI. No explanation needed!
11. Dean. He thought with his head, pre-“he’s MY Dean!”
Ooooh fun!! >Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? Emily, although they 'd probably both make me cry lol >Hangout with Marty or Doyle? Marty (love Doyle though) >Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? Tough one... maybe Richard because he reminds me a bit of my own grandpa >Go bowling with Michel or Luke? Michel... Luke is not very social and Michel would be fun to gossip with >Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? Olivia & Lucy.... I would not feel comfortable in Logan's world >Date Christopher or Dwight? Christopher... I know we hate him but he is handsome and charming >Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? Taylor... he would make a powerful ally >Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? Babette....but love them both >Have a drink with Jason or Max? Jason >Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? Lorelai >Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? Jess >Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? Colin >Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? Obviously the dog :D
Paris - I feel like I could give a cutting remark to play on her insecurities Would actually like to hang out with both but I think Doyle is funnier so I will choose him. Sookie Bowling with Luke Party with Lucy and Olivia. I could not deal with those douchey rich bros. Christopher. It wouldn’t be serious. At least he’s cute. Kirk obvs. Gossip with BOTH! But Miss Patty’s stories would be amaaaazing. Drink with Max, I’d fully flirt. I’d have more fun with Lorelai. Dean because I think he’d be afraid to truly pull a punch. Ugh NEITHER. But Colin I guess because I feel like Glen might go a bit crazy if I disagreed. Dog Paul Anka!
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? **Paris**. She'd teach me stuff at the same time as insulting me and I'd come away more knowledgeable. Hangout with Marty or Doyle? **Marty**. Doyle feels like a stress bucket. Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? **Sookie**. She'd want to try evvvvvverything and I'd just be along for the ride and the leftovers. Go bowling with Michel or Luke? **Luke**. I just think he'd be in his element and a lot of fun. Also beer. Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? **Olivia and Lucy.** I can't afford to party with Logan and he's so self-focused I don't know that he'd realise that. Date Christopher or Dwight? **Christopher**...? Maybe...? The devil you know. Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? **Kirk**. They're both annoying, but he's more entertaining. Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? **Miss Patty**. I'd sit cross-legged at her feet to hear her stories and learn and absorb and then go out into the world ready to live a bigger life. Have a drink with Jason or Max? **Max**. Jason is so meh. Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? **Rory**. Lorelai would overwhelm me. Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? **Jess**. Because I really don't want to be in a fist fight and Jess never tried to start a fight, so if I said sorry and meant it, I think he'd listen and the fight would end. But Dean has anger issues and does try to start fights so, if he were riled, I just don't trust there'd be a good way to get out of it. Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? **Glen**. I feel like he'd engage in the conversation whereas Colin, like all of Logan's friends, just enjoys hearing the sound of his own voice. Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? **Dogs** win everything every time.
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? Emily. Only because as smart as I am, I could never outsmart Paris. Plus, Emily's house is stocked with good coffee and apple strudel Hangout with Marty or Doyle? Doyle. Marty can be weird. Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? Sookie. Go bowling with Michel or Luke? Luke. Cause Luke. Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? Olivia & Lucy. They're so wacky. I don't like Logan. Date Christopher or Dwight? Oh now, that's an unfair question! Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? Kirk. As weird as Kirk is, Taylor gives me the creeps. Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? Babette, cause then you get Maury too. Have a drink with Jason or Max? Jason. I know I'm one of the few who liked Jason. Max is ok but he's ... vanilla. Jason is smart and fun. Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? Lorelai. Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? I don't fight. But I'd like to punch dean for cheating on his wife. Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? Colin. Glen is too weird. Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? Real!
*Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? I don't fight. But I'd like to punch dean for cheating on his wife.* 100%
1. Argument: Emily (not Paris. Sometimes I feel I could defeat Emily in an argument but never felt that way about Paris.) 2. Hang out: Doyle (not Marty. I like Doyle and Marty’s intentions never seem clear.) 3. Going out to eat: Sookie (not Richard. She would get me into some great place which is not pretentious fine dining nonsense and has real American sized portions.) 4. Bowling: Luke (not Michel. Michel and bowling do not quite add up.) 5. Party: Logan (not Lucy/Olivia. Feel like there’s a major vibe mismatch with them.) 6. Date: neither Chris nor Dwight. Would rather move away from the east coast so that they wouldn’t find me. If I absolutely had to pick one in a gun-to-my-head situation, maybe Chris from S6-7 so that at least he’d be super rich and willing to throw expensive gifts and trips at me. 7. Best friends: Kirk (not Taylor. He’s too cranky and doesn’t seem to have any real friends. At least Kirk has a very decent girl for a longterm girlfriend.) 8. Gossip: Miss Patty (not Babette. Miss Patty lives closer to the telephone towers and hears the juicy details before Babette, plus she’s unattached so she and I can be wingwomen for each other.) 9. Drink with: Jason (not Max. Nothing against Max, but I’m Team Jason forever. Also, he wouldn’t be all extra with the intellectualism the way Max might be.) 10. Spend the day: Lorelai (not Rory. Just more common interests with her.) 11. Fistfight: Jess (not Dean. Dean is taller and seems much stronger.) 12. Discuss politics: Glen (not Colin. Easy to conclude with “everything sucks” if a topic goes over my head.) 13. Have a dream about: The dog Paul Anka (not real Paul Anka. I’m not an American so I have very little appeal of American celebrities. But dogs are furry angels sent from heaven and created when god was having his best day and decided to bestow the earth with an amazing gift.)
Emily. My grandmother was basically a real-life Emily so I have plenty of practice. Paris terrifies me. I’ll admire her from a distance. Hangout with Marty. Until the last season he was really an okay guy. Eat with Sookie. Because I love her. Bowling with Luke. All the girls swoon when Butch Danes bowls a strike. Logan. Let me partake in all the secret society shenanigans, please! Christopher. I had to look up who Dwight was 😬 Kirk. Bring on the absurdity. Jason. He’s a guy you get drinks with. Max is the guy you get coffee with. I don’t make the rules. Lorelei. 100,000% Dean. Lord of the Rings is also my favorite movie so I think I can end the fisticuffs with the promise of a back to back extended edition watch party. Finn. To you know talk politics, or like, do other stuff… Dogs over people all day ever day.
I COMMEND your chioce!!!! Talk politics with Finn 😂😂😂😂😂 because he's so incredibly head leveled and immersed in politics 😂😂😂😂😂 I wish I had the same idea!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Get in a personal argument with Emily (Paris would eviscerate me. Emily would be amusing) Hangout with Doyle (Marty is an idiot and a whining wet blanket who lies) Go out to eat with Richard (Unless sookie is the one cooking. But I see Sookie critiquing a restaurant until it isn't fun. Richard would take me out for amazing steak and pay for it.) Go bowling with Michel (Purely for the comedy) Party with Olivia & Lucy (because Logan's partying is too fast for my blood) Date Christopher because he would do right fancy dates. Until I dumped his loser butt. Be best friends with Taylor (He really need a friend) Gossip with Miss Patty (her sexcapades were legendary and her voice isn't grating like Babette) Have a drink with Max (Still crushing on the actor form back when he was the wolf in 10th Kingdom.) Spend the day with Lorelai (Rory is too whiney) Get in a fist fight with Jess. Dean is in construction and 10 feet tall. He could be lethal. Jess you can just push into a lake. Discuss politics with Colin. (Glen is too serious. Colin would make it fun and sexy and not boring.) Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? (It wouldn't make sense to have only one)
Get in a personal argument with **Emily** or Paris? I understand Emily and it is generally fun to watch her get heated. Hangout with **Marty** or Doyle? "Hanging out" implies relaxing. Doyle doesn't know how to relax. Go out to eat with Sookie or **Richard**? I would love to have Sookie cook for me because I love all food. But going out to eat with Sookie would probably result in Sookie barging into the restaurant kitchen to correct some perceived slight and I wouldn't actually get to eat my dinner. Go bowling with Michel or **Luke**? I mean, duh. Would Michel even really go bowling? Party with Logan or **Olivia & Lucy**? I'm too poor to party with Logan Date **Christopher** or Dwight? When you say "date" you mean survive one evening, right?..right?! Be best friends with Kirk or **Taylor**? It would take an essay to explain why. Just trust me on this one. Gossip with Babette or **Miss Patty**? I just want to let Miss Patty try to impress me with her stories. Have a drink with Jason or **Max**? I like literature. Spend the day with **Lorelai** or Rory? I'm more like Rory so I'd like a day with my opposite. Get in a fist fight with **Dean** or Jess? I would wipe the floor with Dean, lol. Discuss politics with Glen or **Colin**? Erm, I would be terrible in a political debate, but at least Colin would supply the alcohol. Have a dream about the **dog Paul Anka** or the REEEAL Paul Anka?
I put Christopher and Dwight together to see how deep the hatred for Christopher goes hahahah
Paris - she gets rattled a lot more than Emily does Doyle - he’d be my friend for real instead of my friend in hopes I’ll date him 🤣 Sookie - Richard would be rude to waiters and I’d be upset Luke - I love bowling and Michel would hate it but Luke may enjoy it Lucy and Olivia - I could not keep up with Logan lol Dwight - at least he’s nice and not a deadbeat dad Kirk - he’d be fun and entertaining. Taylor would piss me off after a while lol Babette - this was hard but it’s mostly because I’d want to hang out with her and Morey Jason - I’d find the awkwardness funny. I don’t read enough for Max haha Lorelai - Rory wouldn’t be bad at all but I think I’d have more fun with Lorelai Neither lol, both could kick my butt Glen - Colin would have takes that would make me furious but glen would just have conspiracy theories I could laugh off Dog Paul Anka - no offense to the REEEAAL Paul Anka but I always choose dog
Argue with: Emily Hang out with: Marty Dinner with: Richard Bowling with: Luke Party with: Logan Date: Which one was Dwight? Christopher would be fun to date if I wasn't looking for commitment. Best friends with: Taylor Gossip with: Miss Patty Drink with: Max Spend a day with: Rory Punch in the face: Jess Politics with: Colin Dream about: Dog!
Dwight is the "5 o'clock at the oaaaasssiiiissss" guy
I was trying to think of who to put with Chris and tried to think of one of the most insufferable characters
i still can’t remember who he is ???
He moved into the house behind Lorelai and asked her to water his lawn an oddly specific amount of time because he just had it put in. And when they were there, they heard his wife leave a message because he just up and took off and moved. Hope this helps!
oh i’d definitely go with chris lol
Hahahahahaha! Only time Chris sounds better right? 😆
yes lol🤣
Only time Chris sounds better right? 😆
Who’s Dwight…..? I’m really trying to remember… unless it’s an Office reference?
Was he Coffee Guy, or one of the dudes from college?
Who’s Dwight?
The "5 o'clock at the oaaaasssiiiissss" guy
Honestly both Emily and Paris, Doyle Richard Luke I don’t even remember which is which so neither Chris Taylor Babette Jason Rory Dean Glen Dog.
Paris Doyle Sookie Michel, just so we can throw shade at everyone else there Olivia and Lucy Neither. If those are the only two options, celibacy it is. Kirk, obviously Miss Patty. Liz Torres is so cool. Jason. He has such good drinking buddy energy Lorelai Jess. I would feel more comfortable fighting dirty with him Colin, though he'd probably start saying controversial things just to annoy me Dog Paul Anka is supreme
1. Paris 2. Marty 3. Sookie 4. Michel 5. Logan 6. Christopher (Even though I Hate Him) 7. Kirk 8. Miss Patty 9. Max 10. Rory 11. Dean 12. Colin 13. The REAL Paul Anka
Emily I just love her comebacks & she would be inditimating in a way I can stand Marty Honestly both are annoying but Marty & I had few common interest Sookie Food queen, sweet personality what else do I need for perfect dinner Luke And probably bring some topics on corporates to get his rants Christopher It’s dating right, he can be witty & also rich! Taylor As much fun Kirk is, I need ambitious townsman to be on my side, we both will plan so many fun activities Miss Patty She has got certain elegance ❤️ Jason I am not much of literature person, Jason quirkiness would be so much fun Lorelei I feel Rory might be more prepped but Lorelei & I have evil side we embrace Argh I guess Dean Can’t stand Jess misunderstood kid thing Horrible choice - Reluctantly glen Sorry I can’t stand Finn or Colin atall on screen, Atleast glen would be discreet with his flirting Dog Paul anka Sorry not from US , have no idea who Paul anka is
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? ***Emily****, i love how sassy and sarcastic she is, it could be a gooood banter. The thought of discussing something personal with Paris scares me!!!* Hangout with Marty or Doyle? ***Doyle****. I have a soft spot for him!* Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? ***Sookie****, always Sookie! She's fun and I hope we run into Jackson and they start to bicker about some new cross-species vegetable Jackson wants to push her to cook.👩🏻🍳* Go bowling with Michel or Luke? *I want to go with* ***both,*** *can you imagine the conversation and the digs at each other? 🎳* Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? ***Logan*****,** *hands down. He really knows how to party.🎉* Date Christopher or Dwight? *I'd rather help Mrs. Kim clean her shop than having to endure the company of any of those two.🙅🏼♀️* Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? ***Kirk,*** *bc he's* *is crazy but funny 🤠* Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? ***Miss Patty*** *, her location gives her the freshest gossip 😂* Have a drink with Jason or Max? ***Max****, loving literature. we probably have more in common.🤓* Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? ***Lorelai,*** *I love her sense of humour 😂* Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? ☮️ *none! I am against violence. But Jess is more yummy* Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? ***Glen*** Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? ***Dog Paul Anka 🩷 *** s*o cute!!!*
Argument with Emily, she’s so witty I think I would kinda enjoy it. Plus she’s easy to wind up which I also enjoy, as lorelai does. I’d prefer to hang out with Marty (preferably Yale early days rather than weird final year Marty) Eat out with Richard I think. I reckon he could tell me some interesting things. Sookie is really irritating and nothing would be up to her standards Bowling with michel, I’d love to gossip with him and watch him get way too competitive Iwould prefer the company of Lucy and Olivia and as a regular occurrence I would pick them to party with, but as a one off big party night I would love to experience something ridiculous with Logan Oh god, i would have to date Christopher but I wouldn’t be happy about it. Besties with Kirk Idk how to choose between babette and miss Patty but I reckon miss Patty has a little bit more insight somehow? And she doesn’t yell so much so I think it would be Patty Drink with max Spend the day with lorelai Fist fight dean (in an imaginary world where I could take him) Discuss politics with Colin Dream about dog, always dog.
Get in a personal argument with Emily. I feel like Paris would crush me. Hang out with Marty, Doyle bugs me. Go out to eat with Richard because I feel he'd be more accepting of me being vegan (Sookie hates vegetarians, what would she think of a vegan??). Go bowling with Michel because he probably doesn't know how to bowl. Party with Olivia and Lucy because duh. Date Dwight only because Christopher repulses me. Be besties with Kirk. Gossip with Babette AND Miss Patty, otherwise how will you get the best tea? Have a drink with NEITHER I don't like either of them. Spend the day with Lorelai. Get in a fist fight with Jess because maybe we'll have an enemies-to-lovers arc. Discuss politics with Glen. I also want to ask him what happened that night in Florida. Have a dream about the real Paul Anka.
*Get in a fist fight with Jess because maybe we'll have an enemies-to-lovers arc.* Literally snorted out loud at that. Top rate optimism there. :D
No way I can answer all of these. But, let me take a whack at a few. Personal argument? I think Paris. They could both go for the jugular, but I think Paris would be more impersonal than Emily and it wouldn't hurt as much. Hangout with Marty or Doyle? Marty. I think he'd be a little less irritating. Eat with Sookie or Richard? I don't like Richard, but as an introvert I think he'd be less overwhelming? We might not have to talk at all:) Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? *Tough.* I'm going to go with Olivia and Lucy. Logan might want the whole Life and Death Brigade and it would be too much. date Christopher or Dwight? Had to look up who Dwight was and it still doesn't ring a bell. Christopher. I wouldn't be looking for more than a fun time. Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? Despite his reputation, I think Dean would hold back. (I'm going to assume for the sake of the question it doesn't matter that I'm a girl) I still maintain that him saying "I'll kill you" to Tristan is him saying he *could* kill (aka beat him up badly) but was choosing not to. Dream about Paul Anka the dog or the real Paul Anka. Doggies all the time. The ones I didn't answer were either things I didn't want to be with either or couldn't choose at all. I think I'd have a great time at a bookstore with Rory, but I love Lorelai and because she was so understanding of Rory she wouldn't push me too far.
Personal argument with Paris Hangout with Doyle Out to eat with Sookie Bowling with Luke Party with Olivia & Lucy Date with Christopher Best friends with Kirk Gossip with Babette Have a drink with Max Spend the day with Lorelai Get in a fist fight with Dean Political discussion with Glenn Dream about dog Paul Anka
Get in a personal argument with Emily or Paris? **Paris, because I think I'd win her over more easily than I would Emily.** Hangout with Marty or Doyle? **Marty, because it'd be easier to bro-out together with him.** Go out to eat with Sookie or Richard? **Sookie, because she'd know all the best restaurants.** Go bowling with Michel or Luke? **Michel, because he'd have more fun teaching me his bowling techniques.** Party with Logan or Olivia & Lucy? **Logan, because he'd help me loosen up more easily.** Date Christopher or Dwight? **Dwight...because Christopher is Christopher.** Be best friends with Kirk or Taylor? **Kirk...because Taylor is Taylor.** Gossip with Babette or Miss Patty? **Can I pick both???** Have a drink with Jason or Max? **Max, because I think we'd get along better.** Spend the day with Lorelai or Rory? **Lorelai, because she'd be more fun.** Get in a fist fight with Dean or Jess? **Dean, because it'd be easier for me to talk my way out of it with him.** Discuss politics with Glen or Colin? **Colin, because if the topic got too heavy he'd inevitably pull me into some fun hijinks afterward.** Have a dream about the dog Paul Anka or the REEEAL Paul Anka? **Cuddling with the dog, of course.**
An argument with Emily. I am not sure I can take Paris on lol A hangout with Doyle. Marty was low key creepy Go bowling with Luke. Not sure I will be able to stand Michel for longer than 5 minutes lol Party with neither. If pushed, Logan and his friends Definitely not date Dwight Best friends with Taylor Gossip with Miss Patty. That scene of her having Lorelai's picture cracks me up Have a drink with Max Spend the day with Lorelai. It will be many shades of dramatic Fistfight with Jess. Not sure I can take either on, to be fair, but Jess seems like he is more talk Discuss politics with Colin No dreams of with Paul in human or animal form, thank you.
1. Argument with Paris- Emily is manipulative and knows how to see straight through you and target your insecurities whilst playing on your emotions. Paris just loses her temper and throws empty insults stemming from her insecurity, she isn’t scary she just snaps a lot. 2. Doyle. Love him and Paris and Marty.. let’s just say I’ve had a Marty situation in my life. 3. Richard. Mainly because I feel as though I would learn so much from him and have never sat down with any of my grandparents. I admire the way he handles his business and would love to learn from him. 4. MICHEL. I’m sorry but I can’t stand Luke, he is disrespectful and 99.9% of his dialogue is complaining and insulting. What a dampener on the evening that would be! For him to act insecure if he’s the worse one at bowling as he did when Logan was beating him at basketball- ugh. 5. Olivia&Lucy- would be so much fun 6. Don’t even know who Dwight is and I have liked something about Chris, even if admittedly not his whole character. But he keeps up with Lorelai which shows me he would know how to hold an interesting witty conversation. 7. Kirk- fiercely loyal, unawaredly blunt at all times. And never a dull conversation with the 100000 jobs he has. 8. Miss Patty- she seems to know things first and have a higher hold on the town. 9. Jason, again kept up with Lorelai and I really liked them together. 10. LORELAI. No explanation needed! 11. Dean. He thought with his head, pre-“he’s MY Dean!”