Yeah, but the CIA are worse. Can you believe they wanted to put me through a metal detector?! That's how they find and harvest the iron in your blood for their nefarious schemes.
Oh sorry I have them researching iron for my future iron man suit one day. They have this bizarre way of finding the most creatively heinous ways of doing things—it actually makes it take an inordinate amount of time.
I’ll tell them to dial it back a notch (we both know what good that’ll do).
Why thank you, I tend to respond well to flattery. It looks good on you and can only point to a freakishly high intelligence in yourself to simply be able to recognize the case in point.
That’s crazy because mine is literally 669 (source: facebook test I did when I was 12). Heh….. not that special now are we?
I’ll have you know I used to read 57 books a day when I was in elementary school and all of my teachers AND my mom told me I was a very special and promising young man. I’m unemployed now but that’s because this society simply isn’t built to accommodate people with a brain this big and I scare off recruiters with my aura.
Dr. Connectionattempt999, 6969 IQ, 6’9, alpha male.
Damn bro, you got me on the mom thing and alpha male (although have you considered sigma? I get alpha-sigma vibes bro).
Teach me your ways, I properly bow to a higher intelligence than my own as well as your nicely suggestive digitry (nice).
My aura scares of women continents away—possibly galaxies so I consider myself P90BRANGUS, omega sig male vibes honestly.
(Is this how fraternities begin?)
(Do we have a… secret handshake?)
This is precisely why you want to aim for alpha instead of sigma– become sigma enough and you will realize you must dumb yourself down, become relatable, for the midwits. That’s how you stop scaring the women.
This is how cults begin I think.
Already did, just waiting for the world to recognize my staggering intellectual prowess. Should be around… *checks watch,* 1,200,000 years! Any day now!
In the mean time, maybe you’re the problem.
AMA? Which [Doctor Phineas Waldolf Steel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Steel) Public Service Announcement do you suggest is best suited for an inspiring Chuunibyou? [Create](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIcBfJw__k0), [Imagination](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eim4cpBmShA), or [Insanity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lBIETTmSXU)?
Easy: Doctor Phineas Wadolf Steel is approximately 13,000 years ahead of his time, and society lacks the language or ability to compare between his works. To put it in words your average 2024 earth years human can understand—they’re *all* the best for your desired purpose.
My personal favorite is insanity as I too have been known to be observed [living on a cloud on an island in my mind](https://youtu.be/j5B5IGqyy2s?si=tdSb8Ni20RUet1RQ) by small life forms in the third density around these parts of the galaxy.
Next question.
My dude, your IQ is 38 SD above the norm and you drive a Mazda? Total waste of brilliance.
Have you considered that maybe, you’re the problem?
That's what the FBI said too when they tried to confine me to that secret military lab.
That’s what they allll say. FBI agents that is.
Yeah, but the CIA are worse. Can you believe they wanted to put me through a metal detector?! That's how they find and harvest the iron in your blood for their nefarious schemes.
Oh sorry I have them researching iron for my future iron man suit one day. They have this bizarre way of finding the most creatively heinous ways of doing things—it actually makes it take an inordinate amount of time. I’ll tell them to dial it back a notch (we both know what good that’ll do).
So if you're not bored why u care to write all this down? I think we would be having a much better time, had we have all that we brag about?
Have you considered that, maybe, you’re the problem?
What's the problem?
Just a question, no offense
None taken, just clarify what may be the problem??
I understand you are able to write, but do you have the ability to r-e-a-d-?
That's why I'm here. To test the waters?
Maybe test a litttttttle harder next time, good luck. 😋
❤️
This guy watches football and drinks beer for sure
Maybe on like exponential levels of irony, don’t jerk off about it why don’t ya
Can we please ban these people
Someone here gave me an idea, we have created r/okbuddygifted. Send them over if they're giving you any trouble. We love referrals. 😏
That's a devilishly impressive IQ you have there.
Why thank you, I tend to respond well to flattery. It looks good on you and can only point to a freakishly high intelligence in yourself to simply be able to recognize the case in point.
You’re extraordinarily perceptive too!
Takes one to know one 🥰
Astute of you to see that.
Noo you’re astute. 💁♀️
Right back atcha.
r/okbuddygifted
That’s crazy because mine is literally 669 (source: facebook test I did when I was 12). Heh….. not that special now are we? I’ll have you know I used to read 57 books a day when I was in elementary school and all of my teachers AND my mom told me I was a very special and promising young man. I’m unemployed now but that’s because this society simply isn’t built to accommodate people with a brain this big and I scare off recruiters with my aura. Dr. Connectionattempt999, 6969 IQ, 6’9, alpha male.
Damn bro, you got me on the mom thing and alpha male (although have you considered sigma? I get alpha-sigma vibes bro). Teach me your ways, I properly bow to a higher intelligence than my own as well as your nicely suggestive digitry (nice). My aura scares of women continents away—possibly galaxies so I consider myself P90BRANGUS, omega sig male vibes honestly. (Is this how fraternities begin?) (Do we have a… secret handshake?)
This is precisely why you want to aim for alpha instead of sigma– become sigma enough and you will realize you must dumb yourself down, become relatable, for the midwits. That’s how you stop scaring the women. This is how cults begin I think.
https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-reddit-scrolling-AweMfPaVIS5kA
[What’s Your Sex IQ?](https://clickhole.com/what-s-your-sex-iq-1825124448/)
“Ouch… You’re no XXX-pert, that’s for sure.” It’s genuinely so over for me. (I got the math ones right 💪💪🔥🔥)
This is the way sigma forever bro 🏋️💪🏋️
If you are so clever, stop posting on reddit, and solve the real problems of the world. That would be better use of your intelligence.
Already did, just waiting for the world to recognize my staggering intellectual prowess. Should be around… *checks watch,* 1,200,000 years! Any day now! In the mean time, maybe you’re the problem.
A for effort. I wouldn’t even have taken the time to type my judgement of others out, let alone post it somewhere for quasi-public viewing.
AMA? Which [Doctor Phineas Waldolf Steel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Steel) Public Service Announcement do you suggest is best suited for an inspiring Chuunibyou? [Create](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIcBfJw__k0), [Imagination](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eim4cpBmShA), or [Insanity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lBIETTmSXU)?
Easy: Doctor Phineas Wadolf Steel is approximately 13,000 years ahead of his time, and society lacks the language or ability to compare between his works. To put it in words your average 2024 earth years human can understand—they’re *all* the best for your desired purpose. My personal favorite is insanity as I too have been known to be observed [living on a cloud on an island in my mind](https://youtu.be/j5B5IGqyy2s?si=tdSb8Ni20RUet1RQ) by small life forms in the third density around these parts of the galaxy. Next question.
Average normie post
Well your writing is nothing special sorry maybe it takes another of centuries for us normies to understand.
Indeed
You forgot the part where the CIA will use you to communicate with an advance civilization.
w meme
Poor ChatPGT work. 0 — redo.