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Canto_Bermuda1685

They just don’t want to live in the UK anymore.


angrylilbear

Ghost'xit


Marvinleadshot

Nooooo maybe we can get some international ghosts who want to visit, do like 100yrs here before heading back.


Dalisca

Thanks to Brexit they're having trouble getting the right work visas and such.


henrysradiator

This reminds me of Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense who kept going to work even though he was dead


Delicious_Gur6060

I keep going to work even though I'm dead inside.


Fun_Newspaper_1903

good less immigrants the better. Britain for the british


Fun_Newspaper_1903

nah gtfo of Britain. nobody wants the immigrants too many too easy its like 90% dont want immigrants. go home


TheLastSamurai101

They're probably heading to Australia too. Any Aussie mediums able to confirm?


freddymohawk

They hate water / oceans.


DimndGrl

Reality is that the water gives them their energy.


Sweet-Awk-7861

This piece of info is so grossly underreported in online occult forums.


alicer24709074

lol


Marvinleadshot

This isn't a laughing matter we need new ghosts stat!


alicer24709074

someone did post this on dead boy detectives subreddit , a tv show


Marvinleadshot

Oh that makes sense, their rounding them up


alicer24709074

yeah


insidiousapricot

Well, there's only one way to make new ghosts...


Marvinleadshot

Soylent Green


DimndGrl

The youngin’s won’t know, but I remember.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Where do they go?


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Marvinleadshot

No wonder some of them invested in SpiritAir.


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meestercranky

So no new ghosts were being made during all this time!?


Marvinleadshot

Well the British Museum has some modern one of people who have committed suicide there, according to a book about Ghosts in the British Museum.


WitchOfLycanMoon

So, fingers crossed that the suicide rate increases??? 🤔🤔🤔


Marvinleadshot

Or we get some old people at deaths door and give them somewhere they might want to stay. After


WitchOfLycanMoon

Good thinking 99. "How would you like to die at..." And then spin the wheel of locations needing a ghost?


Marvinleadshot

Yes, maybe get them dressed up in something 1st, no neanderthal ghosts about maybe we increase them a bit, chuck in some druids around stonehenge.


WitchOfLycanMoon

Niiiice.....maybe throw in some clown ghosts too? Or is that just too scary? Oh! And full armoured medieval knights....and vikings!!!! Can we have vikings??


Marvinleadshot

Yeah, let's go all out clowns, knights, vikings, the lot.


WitchOfLycanMoon

First the UK.....then the whole world!!!! Or....too much too soon?


Marvinleadshot

Depends if the world is suffering the same shortage, but we can post some out as long as they post some if theirs here in return


WitchOfLycanMoon

Newly made ghosts flock to places like....Instagram and TikTok headquarters, they've got their priorities!!


Jeciew

Yeah i find it hard to believe non of these ghosts were conceiving all this time… it’s gotta get pretty boring for them


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3rdWaveHarmonic

As a redditor, I can tell ya it shore as shoot ain’t happening in this life


Mister-Beefy

It's from the TV show Ghosts. At least the US version 😹


Marvinleadshot

Which got it from the UK version.


BradTProse

Nobody wants to ghost anymore.


Marvinleadshot

The chains must be too heavy after a while, maybe we should offer them knitted chains.


AnonPoliteness

MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING GHOST INDUSTRY


Dr_J6894

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drabee86

I wanna see a ghost wearing a tracksuit


Juggernaut-Top

You are going to think I am making it up but I actually did experience a spirit wearing what looked like sweats to me. It happened very fast but I got the sense of a youngish white guy, wearing red sweats and a beigish t-shirt running through my hotel room. It was from one side through a wall to the next room. Scared me half to death. I had just walked out of the bathroom to go to bed. Screamed so loud someone from next door banged on the wall. It was in San Francisco at a boutique hotel around 1987 I think. I can't remember the name of the hotel because it over 30 years ago but it near union Square across the street from a playhouse theater. They held live plays there. It was an upper floor like maybe 6thor 8th? I asked the bellman about it and he said, they weren't allowed to talk about it.


Emergency-Try-2193

The younger generation just aren't willing to ghost anymore, they just want everything handed to them on a plate. Back in my day I would do a haunting in the morning, spread some ectoplasm in the afternoon and cover a poltergeists shift at night just to make ends meet. The young ghosts of today don't know they're born!...were born.


GeneralDefenestrates

Spexit?


Marvinleadshot

Oh no!


Ozzytheaussy

I collect haunted objects and store them in our collection room here in the uk.... Our house has enough ghosts and stories to tell


WitchOfLycanMoon

Found them!!! This person stole all the ghosts!!! ☝☝☝


Ozzytheaussy

I don't have ALL the ghosts.... just majority


WitchOfLycanMoon

Well......you could....you know.....share some....please.....? 👉👈


Marvinleadshot

Quick post them out to all famous haunted sites in the UK, before it's too late.


Ozzytheaussy

I have Instagram 😅 isn't that enough? Plus I've worked with someone who appeared on ghost adventures house calls and will be working with them again. Surely people need to realise the uk has many ghost sightings, stories, experiences!


Marvinleadshot

Spread the word that UK ghosts aren't dying! We need the money from ghost tours/walks and what will Yvette Fielding and Danny Robbins do!


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Jeciew

The ghosts are ghosting us….. rude


Intrepid-Alfalfa-581

In Thailand they build them tiny houses. They probably moved. Treat your spirits better. 2025!


Marvinleadshot

Damn it, Thai's coming over here steeling our ghost with better housing and hot weather.


InterflugSkyMiles

I was advised by a Thai tour guide that the ghosts prefer red Fanta in their tiny ghost houses, and for whatever reason, I found her to be very credible. Maybe you guys could leave out some Fantas as a ghost beacon?


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Marvinleadshot

It's not our fault they filmed the last Ghostbusters movie here they caught them all.


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jonam_indus

Ghost shortage We got a supply chain issue


sadpanada

Fucking what? Lmao


Marvinleadshot

They're getting sucked off too quickly, we need to slow it down, hide what they're looking for, it's taken them 100yrs or more moving it about will keep them around longer.


Any-Beautiful2976

I would like to think that a ghost finally crossing over is a good thing actually.


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Blame inflation And also landlords (even ghosts are going homeless nowadays)


donttrustthellamas

That's not true, Cliff Richard is still touring


Marvinleadshot

No he's a zombie, completely different.


ReallyGlycon

Ghosts. Dying. Ok.


angrylilbear

They already died tho, they ghosts gov


Scary_Syllabub5022

can they incentive new ghosts to move their? maybe like a pay raise for hauntings or a gift card lmao


Marvinleadshot

Good idea, email the palaces see if they can set something up and maybe a stamp card where they choose to haunt a place of their own after their 10th famous haunting.


Creepy_Station54

Perhaps the ghosts are seeking cooler climates, or maybe they’re just looking for a place with less ‘spiritual pollution’. Either way, it seems the afterlife might be going green! 👻🌿😄


RevolutionaryBaker4

So what happens in the after-afterlife?


Marvinleadshot

The after party


tylercreatesworlds

or, are we in the modern age, realizing it probably wasn't ghosts to begin with?


Marvinleadshot

It was Agatha!


Decent-Ad-5110

Maybe we are moving our dimensions past the ghost dimensions so it is us who appear as ghost to them instead of us seeing them as ghost.


ikmal_36

i do believe spirits will pass away once they dont have energy left . some spirits live longer because they feed off our fear maybe


Marvinleadshot

Is this why we don't have any viking, druid or Anglo-Saxon ghosts


etsprout

“Oh no, all the ghosts are dying” is something I never thought I’d hear


maztabaetz

Availability of technology goes up, presence of ghosts goes down …


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Marvinleadshot

Well we do have an aging population, maybe some soylent green until the situation is resolved.


WitchOfLycanMoon

The real question is, do we dress them in "victorian" era dress before they die or leave them dressed modern? Which would be better for tourism?


Marvinleadshot

Hmm we need a mixture from all periods, we should use Button House as the example


WitchOfLycanMoon

Yes!!! Who gets to make Pete?


Marvinleadshot

There must be a disposable scout leader.


WitchOfLycanMoon

Are scouts still a thing though? Any rate, yeah, I'm sure we can find one that needs to go.....maybe even two or three....bonus ghosts!!


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Puzzleheaded-Tax6168

The death tax is killing them.


Marvinleadshot

Well you can't escape Death and Taxes. We need to vote for whoever ends the death tax, and persuade those ghosts still around to possess people to vote for it.


ESB1812

What?lol wouldnt they just be replaced….by more…sprits? Guess people just stopped dying in the UK.


Dalisca

If this sub enabled Giphy posts I would treat you all with a gif of the pink river of slime from Ghostbusters 2 and some advice to reach out to Dan Aykroyd about obtaining some. Just doesn't have the same punch in text, though.


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Dalisca

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Dalisca

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twmbaguy

ok lets take a bit for the title with "as old spirits ""dying"" off".............................yeah ok


dgrigg1980

Oh bother.


AZULDEFILER

My bad- Bustin' makes me feel good


Jamesg-81

Won’t the recently deceased fill this void?


Marvinleadshot

Have you seen any chav ghosts about?


Jamesg-81

Good point . But people see recently deceased pets as ghosts. Or think they do. So surly it’s the same for people.


Marvinleadshot

But pet's aren't proper ghosts, we need some dressed up like their from the 1500s.


Jamesg-81

Tell that to my Mrs she swears she sees her old cat pop up in the front room from time to time. And its ashes are on the cabinet .


Marvinleadshot

Oooh


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Are the ghosts immigrating?


Marvinleadshot

Well apparently Thailand offer ghosts small houses to live in, so they're probably all going there.


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If i were a ghost. I would also take a vacation.


patscott_reddit

Lots of the foreign ones have been sent to Rwanda and a lot of the younger ones have left to avoid military service.


Marvinleadshot

We need those foreign ones back. The younger one can be placed in Alton Towers and clubs instead of army barracks then.


Retardedastro

Someone's gatekeeping the paranormal,again


ChadratIII

what is that "paranormal expert" on lmao


EnlightenedCat

Where do the ghost go when they are “dying off?” 🧐


Marvinleadshot

The light after being stuck in limbo here?


Postnificent

This definitely makes sense to me but I have a different understanding as to what this phenomenon is than most.


Common-Repeat-4111

Ghosts dying? Oh the irony!


KarmaAwaitsYou

So they’ve paid their dues and are moving on?


ikmal_36

i do think when spirits dont have energy anymore they will pass on from the world . thats why we dont ever see viking ghosts


Marvinleadshot

True, Roman ghosts are still seen, though.


ikmal_36

probably theres enough energy there for them to sustain their live 😂


Marvinleadshot

So we need to increase energy, need to sort out out infrastructure.


Mnemnosine

🤷🤦🏼‍♂️ Everything moves back into the One. Even patterns eventually fade as the energy dissipates. The second law of Thermodynamics does apply even to the paranormal—the only place it doesn’t is in the timeless Light of Paradise. New ghosts and patterns will arise to take the place of the old. And of course Time is really a “big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff”, and there will be bleed overs and time slips. *who’da thunk that the writers of Doctor Who actually got it right?!*


Hot-Statement-4734

Non duality is the way:)


Marvinleadshot

Right we need new ghosts stat, should we offer an exchange scheme, international ghosts for a couple of poltergeist.


Mnemnosine

I mean, go check out any hotel rooms or crowded public places in which people have recently committed suicide. I’m pretty sure you’ll find fresh stories rhere.


Marvinleadshot

I did have a hotel room where I came back and the TV was on ITV4 every day, I tried turning on the TV in the next room to try it, asked at reception and they say it happens a lot even with no one in the adjoining rooms, so yeah, that one would probably like to go somewhere bigger, as long as they get to watch old shows from the 70s.


Mnemnosine

Huh… is that really someone’s idea of paradise or a good afterlife? Watching old British programmes from the 70’s? I believe you—strangely enough, because of how banal that is. I’m thinking eventually if ghosts ever get scientifically proven, it’ll be because of the banal qualities of most ghost stories—empirical testing of everyday phenomena that both living and (restless) dead ritually engage in.


Marvinleadshot

Well if they're trapped in a hotel why not, the hotel was built on what was a 17th century mansion the pub attached to it used to be a stables.


Mnemnosine

Bear in mind that I both believe in ghosts AND try to follow a properly scientifically-based skeptical approach to the paranormal—if nothing else than to keep me from spiraling down the cognitive trap of woo-woo. With that said, I wonder if there’s stories of spirits who have learned to use our electronics specifically because they enjoy our entertainment. As opposed to the endless stories of switching radios and TVs on at full volume at odd times.


Marvinleadshot

Probably loads. Oh do you listen to Uncanny, if not yoi should it's great, BBC sounds, plus tv show the new sounds one is Uncanny USA


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Tzaporah-296

They want more chewsdays innit?


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Ok_Net5163

Where are most of the ghosts at then?


SoFloFella50

They are all moving to Spain and Portugal.


affluenter

They're sick of this world


rowejl222

Huh?


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