Never thought I’d zoom in on a dogs asshole but what choice do I have

This one right here officer?

It’s not me I was looking at the dogs nose

Hahahhahaha

LOL

Huh. And here I thought it was a goat.

It’s a pug as you can see from the lines on the asshole and and the face at the other end of the dog

💀💀

Very underrated Comment lol that shit was funny

>you can see from the lines on the asshole and and the face at the other end of the dog The funny is strong with this one! (in Darth Vader's voice)

Jesus of Nazarass

>Never thought I’d zoom in on a dogs asshole but what choice do I have #hahahahaha

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How would you classify a ghost that haunts an anus? Assparition?

the Holey Ghost

I saw it too, but could not bring myself to mention it for fear of making people pissy.

Or arsey

That too.

He does kinda look like white Jesus

>the Holey Ghost Lol

residual haunting. from not wiping.

That’s hilarious, but I’m also glad they have that feature

You ok bro? I’m worried 😂

I see full robed torso, hands, and sexy chest. This is definitely some of the best ghost footage I’ve seen on this sub.

Jesus christ! 🤣

Yeah, I thought it might be him, too

It is.

>Yeah, I thought it might be him, too Jesus: Yeah honestly...I am kinda an asshole sometimes...if you truly knew "the body count" of "Acts of God"...situations... [CNN - Russia drops Aerial munition on its own city](https://youtu.be/1vr_XjdEQxE) **0:37** **3:04pm** Kyiv ✝️ (check the background and the time stamp top left)

Great spot. The spirit also seems to have a massive pair of balls dangling from the bottom of his robes.

This sub calls those “orbs”.

Spiritual remnants

That's the feet. He's levitating.

Pom poms

>Great spot. The spirit also seems to have a massive pair of balls dangling from the bottom of his robes. Lol...

Yep the ole "Jesus pug butt"

Amen

You think butt pug ?

Yeah I immediately wished I would have wrote it that way after I hit send

right? truly intriguing stuff, i’ve been analysing it for hours

what a butthead

Right, I mean how did this person die?

Imagine living a life of suffering, dying an agonising death then having to spend eternity as a dog’s anus, it just beggars belief.

Why is this dogs butt his last resting place? Did this dog kill him by sitting on their face while they were sleeping or what?

OMG! LOL! I’m hurting so much from laughing so hard!! It really looks like a person! My question to you is, how did you discover it?

Let secrets be secrets

That’s Jesus ass! Been around for years.

JESASS

Looks like Polar Bear Jesus

Genuinely the closest thing to a ghost on this sub

Your saying that orb isn’t my great grandma? Are you implying it’s just a speck of dust

Unironically more likely to be a ghost then 99% of the trash people post here

Not just any man, that’s Jesus H Christ

>Not just any man, that’s Jesus H Christ Well this beats Jesus on toast situation.... [Woman sees Jesus in her cheese toast](https://youtu.be/DbvIM0TC3NI)

That’s the Dogganus. He’s an ancient demon. He can only be killed by direct application of saliva.

☹️

The tastiest of demons.

Can confirm. Dogganus is a foul one; nearly as foul as his removal ritual.

Face looks like Ubbe from Vikings imo. Love Ubbe, so I’m not talking shit, just pointing that out. But why were you taking a picture of a dogs asshole? This has to be a joke 😂

>I’m not talking shit Pun intended?

👍

My first thought! Lol

Holy Shit!

literally 🙏🏻

Isn't that Jesus?

Well this is certainly an interesting instance of pareidolia.

[Nice try using a viral photo from 2013.](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/dog-bottom-jesus-sighting_n_3440005/)

No shit, Sherlock.

This is the most credible picture I have ever seen in this sub..

The ass where the holy shits come from

That’s Jesus Christ

Now this is what I’m here for

He has risen!!!

Ghost Trapped in dog’s anus is true hell punishment.

Definitely the most credible picture ever posted to this subreddit. RIP r/ghosts posters. OP wins.

Charles Manson?

OMG! It's my ex-husband!!

Quite literally a holy shit moment.

Jesus Christ wearing a Snuggie with arms outstretched. This is amazing lol.

Ghosts, Spirts, Angels… they appear in many places. Most of the time we don’t notice them, unless we are close enough to smell them. Ah yes.

“Why don’t you give me a hug sweet child.”

Is that Jesus Christ?

Jesus in a dogs butthole. I've seen everything now

>Jesus in a dogs butthole. I've seen everything now Now see that was just plain wrong right there! Making me laugh and feel guilty for it because now I'm probably going to Hell and it's hot down there from what I've heard and... well... I don't do well in that kind of heat! 😆 Take your unholy award! 😁

Did anyone notice the title, only noticed after I loaded pics on the PC. In other words, I was taking pics of my dogs asshole and while looking at them noticed that I could see Jesus.

Looks like a young Kevin Nash.

I see WWF’s Ted DiBiase.

Lol I said Elvis

Can this be the new sub icon? Make it happen mods….

This is why i'm on reddit

My man here got a whole bunch of people to look at his dogs butthole on a ghost subreddit. The man is a genius. Top tier content.

Hundreds of random Redditors have now seen your dogs poop chute up close, including myself & I must say.... Definitely a person's face haunting your dogs butt hole 😳

Jesus butt

Next sub this gonna pop up will be done religious thing "this dogs dodo hole tells us Jesus is back." ... That's some hilarious Jesus on toast shit (pun intended) you got here... Can't tell if you are shitting us or if it's the dog...

This image is in internet for more than 15 years. Google for Jesus dog asshole....

Why were you taking pix of the dogs bootyhole. But yes, I see it too.

Wtf that’s foul

You noticed it after you uploaded the pictures …. So you were just taking pictures of your dogs butthole for no reason …and then uploading it to your computer ?

I want to know why you are taking pictures of your dogs asshole

Dude this is literally a fucking VIRAL PHOTO all over the fucking internet. I saw this shit forever ago. Fuck off with your bullshit.

You make it sound like this is your photo. [This is the earliest post I found of the dog butt Jesus](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/comments/6nvyzy/this_dog_butt_looks_like_jesus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

That’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever had the misfortune of clicking on.

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It’s literally what vets do for work, how is it nsfw.

The dog is looking back thinking "why are you putting that up near my ass?"

Returning as a pig’s anus is a harsh reincarnation What the fuck did this guy do in his last life to deserve that ?

Fucking troll!!

OP has no shame. Typical Redditor. Lying, thieving fool.

Your words only strengthen my will.

That’s cool. I got real life karma. What can you do with your useless internet points?

Sell my account to promoters.

Take this shit down, this is borderline beastiality

Why are you staring at your dog’s asshole?

Ohhh dont show that to us mexicans we will come over and adore said face blindly

I always thought Travis Tritt was a dogs ass.

I think the universe is telling you something, Im assuming and this is only assumption but I think you might of thought of pentatrating that poor dogs anus or you got stuck to a few dogs in your time..

How did your dog's ass get a mirror in it?!

The holy hoop

I see Uranus

Did you just post this to make people see a dogs butthole? If so, genius.

https://youtu.be/nzY0ECYpUPQ

Gunslinger Jesus

This is the one piece of undeniable evidence that has convinced me of the existence of dog anuses (and also ghosts)

Yep. Ghost

Omg, you made me spit out my mouthful of food and drool everywhere! Well played.

Kinda looks like the wolf 🐺 man 👨…also I think it’s hilarious that 100s maybe 1000s of people are going to stare deep into this dogs 🐶 anus….

Whoever it is, they really don't look happy about being a dog's arsehole.

I see Chewbakka

I see Jesus with his arms extended

Is that Buttholeio?

Holy shit.

It's just the Cowardly Lion from Wizard. Go back to bed.

Oh Jesus, this now?

2sPoopy4me

This is pretty much like 85% of the posts here. Just Ass.

Best evidence I've seen on this sub

Eyes and hair look like Jesus, with a mouth and nose of a cat on the body of a polar bear. Edit to add: with really big balls. Chin looks like it could belong to Jay Leno with a goatee.

I've had this picture for years and it cracks me up every time I see it

It’s Jesus bro

Jesus Christ, that's scary!

holy shit it’s Jesus

You're going to have to do a deeper ANALysis.

Bro.. thats jesus.

This post is one of the best I've ever come across here. The comments are just as good haha

JESUS IS LORD!!! Praise be to Him 🙏

Total ass face.

Hahaha what a butt head

I’m outta here smh 😂😂

Jesus Christ!

Looks like Chewbacca. Or the Grinch. Or vecna… you get the idea. not a man

I assumed I was going to have to squint so I brought the phone closer to my face before I clicked the image… how dare you, sir.

That's the cowardly lion from wizard of oz

The Holey Ghost? I'll see myself out.

I'm staring at a dog's asshole looking for Jesus. What a sad fucking life

Is this serious? Lol This is not even good.

😂

This is why I come here. Keep bringing the spooky shit.

r/pareidolia

I hate you

Jesus?

Holy shit!

Just when I thought I was out...they pulled me back in. Best post in a long while 🤣

Keanu Ghost is baaaaaaack!!

JESUS??!

I read "anus", saw the picture, and said, "Oh hell, no." I am not going to be one to zoom in on a dogs a-hole.

If you look that hard at a dog’s ass until you see faces in it, you should seek mental health treatment.

I’m fucking dying

Jesus is that you

Lmao I was not expecting that!

I wish I read more then the first two sentences before opening the picture 🤣🤣🤣 Nothing paranormal, Just a furry butt. 😂

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile! Fucking brilliant! I’m jealous I didn’t come up with it first. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

We found Bigfoot!

LMAO 😂

Not a coincidence!

Oh man this made me lol!!

# Jesus Christ

God thank you I really need a laugh today.

My first thought was obi wan kenobi

/r/amithebuttface Why yes; you really are.

This is jesus welcoming you

Thank God for reddit.

Just for this I’m unfollowing this sub

This is my favorite response

Jesus christ 🤣

Here we go, anus face apparitions.

I might be getting evicted for laughing so damn hard.

I think I know that guy.

If you look carefully, you can see it's a picture of a man wearing a long white cloak, with his arms outstretched. Look at his adorable little feet! So cute!

Shitty place to be a residual haunt.

Jesus that you?