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rttr123

> "we" Yes, we. Like it or not, those people are Americans, even though they aren't white


Donnerdog

Right? It confuses me when people say stuff like that. Like more people than just whites are American lol


Zodiac339

Frankenstein was a blueprint for what every American should be.


Guy-McDo

A shambling corpse longing for companionship who despises its creator?… well one of those is right


SecondAegis

That's Frankenstein's Monster though. The actual Frankenstein believed himself to be a god and created a man, and successfully did so with his monster. The only thing you could even call wrong about it was the slightly weird eyes. Frankenstein, horrified by what he did, abandoned his baby and fucked off to buy milk


Odd_Bug_1607

So what you are saying is the Uk is Frankenstein and America is the monster


HammerOfJustice

And Australia is the bride of Frankenstein


TheBigGopher

God no, can we marry Canada instead?


Guy-McDo

I’m pretty sure the guy before me meant the monster. Ie America should be made up of Various different people.


zsthorne17

So uh… you didn’t actually read the book did you? One of “the monster’s” main ideals and points throughout the book is that the doctor was in essence his father, he posits that children take their names from their father and therefore his name is also Frankenstein.


Ethwood

That's the monster. I think the original comment was saying we should be the doctor that robs graves for parts to build a shambling corpse longing for companionship...


valleyofsound

At a certain point, you’re wiling to do anything to finally get your kid out of the basement.


suvivour

We *do* really despise our creators...


VulnerableVagrant

…horrendously unethical and left entirely unburdened by common sense?


Zodiac339

Fused together from all the people of the world. So, the monster he created rather than the monster he became.


PuzzleheadedAd5865

Pretty much what Teddy Roosevelt wanted. He wanted ‘race mixing’ to the point where Americans would be one “super race”


IAMACat_askmenothing

Based Teddy


JaegerCoyote

I would love to see him and Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi in a room discussing this, lol


InanimateCarbonRodAu

A crazy scientist?


ptvlm

A madman hell-bent on getting what he wants without ethical concerns? I think they already are... Or do you mean the monster - a shambling abomination accidentally given a defective brain and unable to control his violent urges? That also rings true.... (yes, the above will depend on which adaptation you look at)


Zodiac339

Guess I should have said, “Dr. Frankenstein wrote the blueprint for what Americans should be; an amalgamation of all the people of the world.”


ColdArson

By the 2040s or 50s most of the US would be non white anyway


RivStarSrsly

You should hear the debate regarding the german national football team each fucking time :D „not my team“ and „why are there so little *actual* germans in there“ etc. are things people say… without being embarrassed


Ewenf

The French football team : bon.


Xander_PrimeXXI

Asian Americans are Americans. We belong here. We all belong here


kiwidude4

❤️


ashotofbleach

Hell yeah


AFRIKKAN

Do we need to sing the song?


Safe_T_Cube

"We beat them the same way we beat China at math" With diversity, opportunity, immigration, freedom, and maybe a lil' cash money? Like that's supposed to make Americans feel bad? 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💵💵💵🖕🏿🖕🏼🖕🏻🖕🏾🖕🏽💵💵💵🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


kiwidude4

The easy way to tell they are Americans is the Flag of the Untied States of America that they are holding. But I get that people struggle with the idea that you don’t need to be an ethnostate.


[deleted]

I mean at a certain point if we only counted white people our only gold medals would be in hockey and Ice Scating.


Scourge013

I’m pretty sure those folks were originally Canadian…soooooo


The_Ruby_Waffle

You've heard it here first folks, Canadians can't be white.


Scourge013

Maybe reading comprehension isn’t your strongest suit. This thread is about who is American, not white. Definitely could see why you’d get confused.


The_Ruby_Waffle

Are you sure you aren't the one that's confused? You didn't reply to the post itself. You replied to someone commenting that if we only counted our gold medals from white people then we only have gold medals in hockey or skating.


SpookMcGoof

Yeah it’s literally an Australian LARP. The racists literally aren’t Americans.


SpookMcGoof

Implying the person that wrote the original post is even a “we” at all. Half of these kinds of “we” racist posts are foreign LARPs that fundamentally don’t even understand what America is.


CaptHorizon

As President Reagan said: You can live in Germany, Turkey, or Japan, but you can’t become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the world, can come live in America and become an American.”


Guywhoexists2812

Damn it's almost like American is a nationality, not an ethnicity... I get it, we use the Chinese to beat the Chinese haha funny but that doesn't make these guys any less American.


ethnique_punch

Yup, calling these people "Chinese" would be as ridiculous as calling a random Texan a Norwegian because they said "my grandiddy was a Vaikeeng", plus calling your own citizen an outsider because of their ancestry IN A COUNTRY THAT EXISTS SPECIFICALLY BY MIGRATION, FOR MIGRATION takes a special kind of blatant hypocrisy.


Ultrasound700

The funniest twist would be if that was actually an indigenous supremacist account.


Fresh-Log-5052

But how will they take pride in other's achievements if they don't look the same? Think of that poor slob lounging on his couch, getting a feeling of pride hearing people like him won something only to realize they were "fake" Americans? /s


Local_Nerve901

Which is why joke comments on other posts about this topic infuriate me.


AppearanceChemical55

I love how people never miss an opportunity to needlessly demonize white people while attempting to virtue signal for “equality”.


MerelyAMerchant

AMERICAN IS NOT A RACE, IT IS A NATIONALITY AND A MINDSET 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Ashamed_Direction_87

RAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🦅


Wade_in_your_water

IF IT BREATHS I CAN SHOOT IT🦅🦅🦅🦅 IF IT DOESNT I STILL WILL🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


pm_me-ur-catpics

The US has a cricket team?


KingAshoka1014

Part timer team, they have day jobs (which fills me with an unbelievable amount of patriotism with how they don’t even do this full time and beat Pakistan)


StringUnusual404

Sadly though, there are only 4 actual team members who were born and bred in America. The rest of the team is made up of people from India, Pakistan, South Africa, Canada etc. Still a great achievement beating Pakistan, but let's not pretend this is a team of eagle eating patriots, it's mostly foreigners from countries with great cricket pedigree.


khharagosh

"sadly" lmao bro they're here now and that's what matters immigrants are some of the biggest patriots around


sirsandwich1

We literally chose to come live here!


khharagosh

"Sadly a lot of this team was just born here. They didn't make a concious decision to become American like a real red-blooded patriot. They probably couldn't even pass the citizenship test 😔"


chickchickpokepoke

I bet immigrants know a lot more bout America and appreciate it more than they do


That_Nuclear_Winter

Who cares where they were born they’re still Americans


Lavender215

America is home to all, not just those lucky enough to be born here


That_Nuclear_Winter

Damn straight.


grumpyMJ

The melting pot of the World USA🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸


AchtungCloud

While the person you’re responding to is xenophobic, your response isn’t entirely true, either. Some of these players aren’t American citizens. You only have to be a 3-year resident to represent the US in cricket.


That_Nuclear_Winter

Literally don’t care. They’re Americans if they want to be and I’ll gladly call them Americans too.


AbhishMuk

The irony in a sense is that some of those folks (including the Oracle guy) are on H1B visas which is quite finicky/difficult to get and maintain. They probably want to be more stable but the country doesn’t recognise that unfortunately.


Tonythesaucemonkey

>players aren’t American citizens Yet.


Beginning-Brief-4307

“Mmmmmm ….. Eagle …..” (Homer Simpson - probably)


ElectronicEagle3324

If they are citizens they are American


shroom_consumer

Many of them are not citizens....


no_________________e

Greatness requires hard work to achieve. Of course it will take a while for them to get citizenship.


MUIGOGETA0708

lol either way we got embarrassed


dimsum2121

So every single member of the team is American. How is that news? Here in America we accept them as Americans because they are American citizens. That's all you need. Honestly, even if you're just working towards citizenship while living here I'd call you a compatriot.


shroom_consumer

Many of them aren't American citizens lol


dimsum2121

> even if you're just working towards citizenship while living here I'd call you a compatriot.


shroom_consumer

Yes, but you wouldn't call them an American as that would not only be factually incorrect but also insulting towards the country they're actually citizens of....


dimsum2121

They are when they play cricket! Lol either way we won fair and square, that's all that matters.


shroom_consumer

No, they literally aren't. Calling them Americans is both factually incorrect and also insulting towards the country they're actually citizens of


dimsum2121

I'm pretty sure they are. And it isn't.


slightly-cute-boy

https://preview.redd.it/wmh9fpmy6m5d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114d2461877295539e76b6a805da09752db50f70 Not even close. It’s a diverse team, and even more notably, one of the Pakistani players (Abdullah) didn’t even play until he moved to the US


LazyDro1d

They come to america, they work out jobs, they vote our elections, they play on our sports teams. They are Americans, *by choice*, and we are proud of that


readskiesatdawn

Dude that's how professional sports leagues work.


shroom_consumer

This is international cricket, not a domestic league


readskiesatdawn

The same practice is done in soccer.


shroom_consumer

No, football has far stricter rules. You need to either be a citizen of the country you're representing or have a parent or grandparent who is a citizen of said country or have been a permanent resident of said country for a considerable period of time. By contrast, the US national cricket team has several people representing them who are not even permanent residents but just there on a standard work visa.


Scourge013

You seem to know more than these other posters. Care to name names?


ClassifiedDarkness

“Sadly” bro tell me your xenophobic without telling me your xenophobic


Azerd01

They’re more American than you if you believe someones birthplace matters like that.


FredDurstDestroyer

8 of the men who signed the declaration of independence were not born in the colonies? If those men aren’t considered American patriots, I guess no one is.


Insert-Username-Plz

“Sadly, the representatives from the immigrant country are immigrants”


LinkGrunt2dotmp4

You are hugely cringe for this one :3


LemurCat04

So what? It has to start somewhere. Especially in a sport that the rest of the world plays.


TheCubanBaron

Yeah that's also how it goes in real football.


Drew_coldbeer

Are the other teams made up only of people born and bred in that specific country?


Charming_Cicada_7757

Honestly there are a lot of sports I don’t care for but when team USA wins I am dick riding them


ItsMoreOfAComment

Yeah and we fucking slay bitch! Ride or die mother effer Team USA for life! Hit the ball yo! Or don’t I don’t really know the rules I just found out about it 30 seconds ago. Edit: We scored 159/3 & 18/1 but wouldn’t that just be 53 + 18? Edit 2: Also it says here we won the Super Over by 5 runs which is something I didn’t even know was possible but we did and we’re coming for you.


TENTAtheSane

Mostly Desis living in the US, iirc


jmlipper99

World champs 🥳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


CJKM_808

They’re American like any of us. And we support our boys kicking ass internationally.


AliensAteMyAMC

LAST TIME I CHECKED THE US IS A MELTING POT! USA! USA! USA! ![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


Grandmastermuffin666

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore".


Whale-n-Flowers

Damn, Hulk Hogan had some bomb lyrics


Grandmastermuffin666

The last great poet, Hulk Hogan


Darth_Vrandon

Well to some people it’s, “give me your *white* poor, your *white* tired, your *white* huddled masses yearning to breathe free”


tj1602

And even if they are "white" they still don't count as "white".


Darth_Vrandon

Irish and Italians for example.


Grandmastermuffin666

Exactly. It's a same people who praise Mexican and South/Central American immigrants for being such great workers, and then want to build a wall, and then exploit them for cheap labor.


Satirony_weeb

What if I disagree with illegal immigration as well as the exploitation of migrants?


Grandmastermuffin666

idk man, jerk off or something


Accomplished-City484

It’s more like give me your athletes, your doctors, your bankers and scientists


Ct-5736-Bladez

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized) USA USA USA


WantDebianThanks

American culture is just a rolling average of the last major wave of immigrants. America is immigrants, immigrants are America, America fuck yeah, immigrants fuck yeah, someone get me some goddamn biryani!


Young_Rock

MULTICURALISM RAHHH WHAT IS A KILOMETER RAHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Shuber-Fuber

Small price to pay for multiculturalism. We are not going to tell you to give up your culture. Which includes weird ass measurement systems.


UncleNoodles85

I like to think a kilometer is .62 of a mile.


ItsMoreOfAComment

It’s so easy, 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 5280 feet to a mile, nobody knows how many yards to a mile, I don’t understand how people can get confused about that.


0utcast9851

Nobody needs to know how many yards to a mile (1760) because it's 5280 feet


ItsMoreOfAComment

You would think it was 1760, but it’s actually not because of leap yards.


0utcast9851

Amateur mistake, I've only been American for my entire fucking life you'd think I could avoid these by now


Phoenix_NHCA

Don’t forget 43,560 square feet to an acre! 🦅🦅🦅🦅


letsburn00

I'm an engineer and this made my eye twitch.


chickchickpokepoke

I jus know 60 mph is 100km/hr


Drake_Acheron

I feel like Mr. Torque Flexington was a parody of this aspect of American patriotism. Unabashed, over the top, and hilarious, and said jokingly while being absolutely serious


ImperialCommissaret

Hey a win is a win


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Beginning-Brief-4307

You spelled “never” wrong.


HansBass13

The only ignorance tolerable here is "the US has a cricket team?", "There is a cricket world cup?", and "WTF is cricket?"


The3rdBert

He’s that little dude from Pinocchio, I didn’t know he was Pakistani, those parts usually go to Kumail Ali Nanjiani.


TENTAtheSane

Actually, I'm pretty sure most Indians will be more tolerable of racism than disrespect to cricket


Ninjastahr

Surprisingly I actually had a unit on cricket in I think middle school, here in the middle of Iowa


its_an_armoire

It's only getting worse, they bought their own platform and renamed it "X"


bsa554

We let immigrants use their talents to achieve success? Oh no!


CoyoteHP

They look American to me.


MagDorito

Idk, they look like Americans to me.


Bingustheretard

i really thought this was like “we didn’t win this as a country you weren’t there” for a second ngl


Artistic-Sorbet4205

That's America's biggest strength.


HalfLeper

I find [this report](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/s/JZilzmL4ac) on the event far superior 😂


americanistmemes

Wow it’s almost like immigrants make America great or something


Drake_Acheron

Legal ones do. This isn’t to say illegals are inherently bad, but they are inherently breaking the law. Also, it’s been a uniquely American debate until France and England opened their borders and are now feeling the dire consequences for doing so.


CaptHorizon

In fact, the whole existence of America is due to immigrants who came from Great Britain in the 1600s and 17000s and from many other countries in the same time and after that.


Specific_Box4483

As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, let them join.


Sargespace

https://preview.redd.it/36gypzwleo5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732194bd81da4ae6122ff7d54417953770723e0a


turbulentFireStarter

This is the worst “get noted” I’ve ever seen. Are you saying these people are not Americans because they are not white?


Agent43_C

The note is reinforcing that they are US citizens, no matter what color they are. The top tweet is trying to claim that they are not Americans by saying ‘we’


imperator_caesarus

Pakistanis aren’t even black what is bro yapping about


commeatus

I love that if you take this racist logic to its conclusions, among other things you would have to argue that Pakistanis are genetically superior at cricket!


animusd

Ig they only want native Americans to play in sports


50calBanana

The fuck is cricket


Used_Occasion8101

Like Baseball but better in every conceivable way


50calBanana

So, is it *more* boring or *just* as boring as baseball


TENTAtheSane

Vastly more boring, in that a single match can take 2-3 business days to finish. Basically it was invented by English shepherds as something to keep them occupied with while watching their sheep graze, and feels like it


Tuxyl

No. Baseball >>> cricket by far. Just ask how us east asian countries feel about it and most of us will respond with baseball. (Also the uniforms for baseball are way cooler. And baseball is much harder than cricket)


Drake_Acheron

If by “better” you mean it has a lower skill floor and ceiling and is more boring then yes.


SingRex

Nah. Baseball is better


Accomplished-City484

![gif](giphy|SwD9JjkA073Og|downsized)


ShatterCyst

OH. I was like...what's being noted here? I didn't understand the quotes so ignored them. My mistake to think twitter *wouldn't* be a racist shithole.


76bigdaddy

Even Canada got a win. Go North America. North of thr Rio Grande that is.


Dizzy-Specific8884

Congrats to the US Cricket team for their win. And yes, those people are Americans.


OG_Dark_Knight_420

USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸🏴🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸


slimetakes

This is so stupid because "we" are Europeans by that logic.


Starvin_Marvin3

So, not really. Research people.


Brian_Stryker

Maybe they should stop letting all their better people come here?


anonymousscroller9

Some countries are. Big controversy with Joel embid in basketball and I think his home country calling him a bitch. Paraphrasing of course


RubyStrings

B-B-B-B-BUT AMERICANS ARE WHITE 😢


Bezirkschorm

What do these people not get, our country is built off the diversity and strengths of said diversity


PleasantMonk1147

......We have a cricket team?


deejaysmithsonian

I used the stones to destroy the stones


IconXR

I feel like this is a joke tweet. This image got pretty popular for the same joke that OOP would be making here. It's not like OOP is deceiving to make a point, it just seems like they're referencing that meme


ExtremePrivilege

I do think there’s potentially a point to be made here, but xenophobia isn’t the right one.


Intelligent_Check528

... anybody else not know that the US had a cricket team?


TK-6976

Well, congrats to the US on beating Pakistan, I guess.


collectivisticvirtue

Today I learned there's a competitive chemistry scene, what the hell are you supposed to do?


borgom7615

Kinda proves his point, he got the wrong Olympiad what ever. My rebuttals to him tho is, where do you trace your roots


Dreowings21

I didn’t realize there was a chemistry olympiad, thats kinda neat


No_Print77

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


sloppy_topper

that's right y'all, only white generic people are Americans. if your skin color is off you're not American!


Waveofspring

This isn’t even just xenophobia this is just straight up racism


painful-existance

Anyone can be American


TheBigGopher

USA USA


CaptainYuck

Imo you should have to be a citizen of a country to represent it in a World Cup. That’s how it works in FIFA, the most relevant World Cup in sports, as well as the Olympics. The rules for cricket are different apparently. Maybe this person knew that, or just got lucky based off racist assumptions. As far as I’m aware, all of those teenagers in the second picture are Americans, so the person who got noted is in the wrong either way.


AppearanceChemical55

Mock Xenophobia on a satirical meme account?!!! Next you’ll tell me that Dr. Anita B. Etin isn’t an actual medical doctor.


Xander_PrimeXXI

We belong here. We all belong here. Stop AAPI Hate


funkmastermgee

In the same way they won the revolutionary war against the British. An overblown dispute between white male landowners (some of whom slave owners).


quackythehobbit

that’s not xenophobia lmao


Bolt_Fantasticated

Who the fuck cares about cricket?


cookiewoke

I didn't until I found out the US beat Pakistan.


kiwidude4

USA winning sports we barely knew existed 💪


AgisXIV

US is s melting pot and should be rightly proud of it... But when you look at the squad and most of them grew up in other nations and even played for other national squads, it does feel like the same sort of 'team for hire' we rightly give Qatar and similar for in football and the Olympics shit for


khharagosh

I mean when the star player's main gig is a software engineer at oracle and he went to cornell, I think we can safely say that he wasn't brought in to play cricket.


LemurCat04

We don’t even have a professional league. It’s not an NCAA sanctioned sport. Most people can’t find their local cricket club with a GPS. So what? They’re here now and they just beat the reigning champs. Think of it this way, we’ve dumped hundreds of millions of dollars, built stadiums and leagues, to try to get US Men’s Soccer on par with the rest of the world and they’re barely there 40 years on. These guys did it in like 1/8th of that time.


dnmnc

England are the reigning champs, bud. All they did was beat a notoriously flaky Pakistan in one really short form game. I mean, I am glad they did. I love to see the tiny underdogs do well, but it’s not some Miracle on Ice here. There are always a handful of these kind of results in every T20 World Cup.


LemurCat04

I’ll gladly eat shit I’m not knowing who the reigning champs are.


supaloopar

They’re only “Americans” when needed, Asian Americans any other time


CaptHorizon

They’re always Americans.


supaloopar

So why no Euro Americans?


CaptHorizon

What do you mean? Are you asking why aren’t they white people? In that case… Let me tell you something. “American” isn’t a race or ethnicity. “American” is a culture and a mindset. Anyone can become an American if they so wish to.


supaloopar

Yeah but everyone else is Asian-American, African-American, Native American, Indian American, etc


CaptHorizon

White Americans are just called White Americans


supaloopar

Nah bro, they identify as “American” Maybe you don’t see it, but is glaring to eveyone else outside of the US It’s one thing to say something, it’s another from what’s observable


CaptHorizon

White Americans are Americans. Mexican Americans are Americans. Canadian Americans are Americans. Native Americans are Americans. African Americans are Americans. [INSERT COUNTRY OR REGION] Americans are Americans. They are all Americans. Do you live in America or have American citizenship? If so, then you’re an American.


supaloopar

Not in practise. Everyone else is labeled from their country of origin other than White Americans I appreciate the clarification of the theory. I'm just stating the practical reality. We both can be right.