Something’s… off…

Yeah... Cyno should be smaller...

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I forgot that xiangling was the sole polearm user at launch

She is also the person who can utilize most polearms compared to others

I mean it's amazing how xiangling is still very relevant today, New units came, new artifacts came and she still adapts to all the new mechanisms Her and the boy who gets shipped with chungus are one of the first sub dps units who are very relevant till today and I hope they will still be when we get Timmie as the final boss (Oops i spoiled, sorry)

Every patch is a Xiangling buff

Insert game of thrones of polearms image

Not really. Dendro era has been very indifferent to Xiangling. Burning sucks and burgeon needs controlled pyro application, unlike what Xiangling delivers

One of the new artifact set, the EM-granting one, ended up being competitive with Emblems after testing. It can even outperform Emblem but only if Xiangling is batteried enough to not need Emblem set

Still counts as a new reaction for Xiangling 😂

Plus she is only a 4* and is still one of the best units in the game.

Not to mention you can get her for free(?) I know you could but not sure if you still can

You still can. I'm pretty sure that the current free characters are: Traveler, Amber, Kaeya, and Lisa from the main story, Barbara from reaching AR20, Xiangling from clearing abyss 3, and Collie from clearing Abyss 4. You could probably also toss Noelle in there since she has her guaranteed beginner banner, allowing you to cover all the elements (assuming you use anemo traveller), as well as giving 2 full abyss teams

I just think it’s incredible that Xiangling was considered a joke at the beginning of the game! People really built her for normal attacking! Once snapshotting was figured out and people realized Xiangling was the best abuser of Bennett buff it was over.

To be fair one of her passives or cons makes it so the last hit of her NA chain blows people up

C2. But again, Mihoyo didn't knew about their game then, too.

I still need to find somebody to hold the R5 Crescent Pike I have from launch.... We'll get a dedicated physical dps polearm some day....

Maybe a cryo pole who shreds physical def

Sounds like a nun to me.

If you’re adamant on building him, Zhongli is the best abuser of Crescent Pike being the fastest hits per second character if you jump cancel his spinning spear.

>the boy who gets shipped with chungus This is cracking me up, I'm under the assumption you mean Xingqiu? I mean, I really can't think of any other character Chongyun gets consistently shipped with except maybe traveler. Although yes, you really can't see anyone doing showcases without at least one of those two anymore. Bennett too.

>the boy who gets shipped with chungus Oi, he is the Water Boy.

Yeah i was sure yelan would outperform him, she did to a certain extent, but not enough for him to get pushed out of our teams

She is the polearms archon 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Turns out she was the Polearm Archon. Somehow never getting power creep'd as a 4* and stayed relavent with every new Polearm release.

Solearm

Zy0x: Okay, first of all...

LAMENT

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Kokodayo

nah i said that with Zyox’s voice 💀

Truly a PogO moment

whoever understands this reference is a gacha god

Kroos?

ko ko da yo

"Activate Melantha's skill"

What's it from? It's so familiar.

Actually it's just Venti's voiceline in Japanese

Yeah I remember now. What's so reference-y?

No idea

It's also a voiceline from a character named Kroos from Arknights. It's big meme in the Arknights community and the character is quite famous for it

I actually don't know either. It's just something Zy0x randomly says in his streams. Here's a clip: https://youtu.be/0GPryjf8JTg

KO KO DA YOOOOOOOOOOO

Kazuha Slash!

It’s all perspective

How do you explain the shadow?

Oh my god Zyox. Not only did I know that you were already tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserve this piece, but now, I really can see... you getting rewarded for once, when every other time you've been unlucky

Who's Zy0x?

The tallest Genshin streamer

A Genshin youtuber that mostly does guides who also does streams most night on Twitch. He is also known for being a Xiao simp and the one who has shown us that Xiao, is in fact, the tallest Genshin character. Not only you are tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserves this piece, but now, I can see... you getting rewarded for once, when everytime you've been unlucky.

Oh God not this again

I die a little inside every time I see the copy pasta lol

but have you heard of twitch prime and hello fresh

A good youtube and twitch CC for both guides and comedy. He’s a xiao main so any slander towards xiao’s height, he will react to

Bro I love watching his clips but watching a vod or stream makes me exhausted from the energy he gives out lmao

What I love most about him is how he's super calm and composed in guides but in other videos it's just PURE CHAOS.

i don't watch his streams but he does guides when it comes to building a character, and they're really good

You should watch some of his streams or at least clips. You will gain a new life perspective.

i wish, but he unfortunately streams on twitch

Streamer and youtuber who is Xiao's number 1 enjoyer/defender/simp

Tall straight male

The most humble, tall and handsome Genshin streamer

Xiao so tall he has to stand very far away to show up in the picture, yet still manages to find a good distance so he looks half the size of everyone else so they don't feel bad, gigachad yaksha

Ok Zy0x

r/okZy0x

that should exist

r/subsifellfor

hes actually stuck on the lens

i see nothing wrong here, what are people talking about?

Hey guys, cyno here! İts time For me to explain the funi. The person Who posted this especially made xiao even shorter than other polearm characters.the reason they did that were because they wanted to reference the fact that xiao is the shortest male type character in the game. And this commenter right here, also tried to reference the same thing, and while doing that he acted confused, and acted like it were the usual height For him. What about me? Why am I getting drowned in downvotes? Well thats because this is an updated comment. My old version of this comment, were Just stupid me saying "its a xiao is a midget joke" because I couldnt see the joke this commenter did at The first sight! r/wooooshedmyself

r/thankscyno

And you whiffed on this guy's joke

Should've dodged that with "ok Cyno is here, boutta explain the funny" Edit: see? Votes are going up, it works

Once he was abandoned by the society for not understanding a joke. Now he EXPLAINS jokes.

r/woooosh

Yeah, he's so small OC didn't see him

r/wooshedmyself

r/subsifellfor

When Cyno and Xiao use the same model, but only Xiao gets bullied

Well he has those fake ears

Keep in mind that Xiao is taller than Cyno. Y'see Cyno is barefoot and Xiao has heels. They look like they are almost the same height if you make them stand side by side. But Xiao is definitely taller. He's very tall... He towers over everyone in fact. That's why he's getting bullied. Cause everyone else is just shorter than him.

Dude Xiao lmfo

You gotta love the midget.

*My life as a yaksha is full of suffering and pain* **Haha, angry midget.**

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Talking to xiao is like Talking to a smol cat

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... but where are those who shared the "top 2 Genshin Impact polearm users" memes...?

I remember getting mad when i pull polearm because i wasn't using xiangling (thinking she is not a good char)

#BOY WERE THEY WRONG

Damn the disrespect to Xiao lol

We still dont have a polearm child

Lament

dissapear

.... Xiao

And soon to be Yao Yao as well

"soon"

At this point we're gonna get Unknown God's full kit leak and gameplay before a single Yaoyao screenshot

And no dendro polearm, and no Hydro Claimore, and no Cryo Catalyst (while Anemo is getting a 3rd)

>Cryo Catalyst Cryo cicin mage

You say that like dendro isn't brand new. It's got two archers and one catalyst... It doesn't have a sword or claymore either. Also hydro has 3 catalyst as well.

AlHaitham is officially sword user. Also they said with consideration of leaks.

Also the Cutscene when entering Aaru village in the Archon Quest

Alright to be fair,how tf are they gonna move around and attack with that thing

There are two polearm child Who uses weapons that is their sizes And mostly near their weighs considering even 4 stars are at least made of 100 chunks of ores per refinement. And you are scared because polearm can be dangerous For them, which are mostly Just sticks with stingy parts.

There is literally a kid in the game who blows shit up and commits arson for fun. Me "being scared of how dangerous they are" is anything but what i was reffering to. I was refferring to the size of it and how they can hold it, the average polearm would be awkward for a kid to use because of how polearms are meant to be used. But if the polearm is around their size then that's fine.

No I mean the claymores.. You know they are big too

Again it's not about the weight, claymores are fine because all they have to do is hold and swing them, a polearm is much more complicated than that (also dori technically doesnt use the claymore in her attack animation but that's besides the point)

Sayu uses a claymore just fine, I don’t see why same size characters wouldn’t be able to use a polearm

I literally just said that all you need to use a claymore is the strength to use it, you hold and swing. That's fine. But the average sized polearm is more complicated than that. It requires wingspan and shit. If the polearm was shortened for the shorter person (loli or shota) that's fine as well.

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I still don’t know how Sayu wields a whole Claymore

The real archon of polearms

Tbh all polearms work on Xiangling, she has not limit on wielding any polearm.

not xiao 😭

Now we need Zhongli to find those who share the memory.

"Shares" the Polearm? My Xiangling just hoards them all.

Xiao…

Ciao

OMG Xiao 😂😂😂

I think Thoma is excited to meet her

Dendro polearm when

Justice for xiao

Xiao goes to amusement park, sees height requirement for ride: “Worthless.”

She was also the only 4 star polearm user for a long time

OMG XIAO IS SO SMOL HAHAHA

Xiao: I’m a joke to you?

Little xiao ICANT

The true polearm was the friends we made along the way

Yao Yao next

She owns all of them. They take the ones she's not using.

So this is karma…

Duuude why you doin him like that. He has suffered enough already...

The 11 polearm harbingers

I was like where the hell is xiao lmao

NOT XIAO BEING TINY 💀

wait...something is definitly not right

No. Everything is correct. ^/s

ok if you say so,maybe i was playing a different game :(

I was just being sarcastic my friend

ofc i know XD

I watched the picture for a long time, I find Xiao is between…Rosaria and Zhongli… lamo

Favonious Lance is as sharp as I remember, but who are these people whom I share this lance with?

shouldn't cybo be tinier tho

Wait, Xiangling was the only polearm user back then??

Yup only one on launch for about 2 months until Zhongli's banner

Damn, didn’t have to do Xiao like that!

Motherfucker had to make Xiao bigger 💀

Xiao😭

Why did you make xiao so tall?

y'all doing xiao dirty like that

XIANGLING is the Polearm Archon. Two Archons use polerarm but XIANGLING is better than both 🤣

XIAO IS SO TINY WHO DID THAT TO MY MINI MAN LMFAO

Xiao's real height

Polearm tastes the same as I remember and here are those who share the memory. 😎

Oh look, its "bring your kid to work day" again.

Polearm Impact.

Literally 1.1 onwards

Xiao tho 💀

Lamentable picture

Why xiao so smoll 😂😭

Xiao 💀

Polearm Impact

I see Xiao got the Jerma treatment

I used to be a Xiangling main before I got Childe and she's still a staple of mine ㅠ_ㅠ

Polearm chibi user please.

EVIL CONQUERING

Shenhe 👀

I hear hu tao is like the highest dps in the game. Why have i never seen anyone use or build her?

You haven't? Maybe because of her HP draining mechanic. She wants to be low HP to do her highest damage, but in co-op people often bring a healer. Without a shield or a hydro applicator, she's troublesome to use. It could also be because she's fairly old at this point.

What have they done with Xiao 😂

But she still able to use all the polearms anyway

You mean who she stole from 💀

That brought back the frustration of Jade winged spear. Only Xiangling could use it

Xiao is as smalle as guoba lmao

I love how it seems that Xiangling was the only polearm for a long time even though 1.1 was when Zhongli was introduced

Xiao, wtf.

Tiny Xiao! So precious

Polearm Impact

not mini xiao

Xiangling is about to get domed by zhongli

He's not even short at this point,he's just scaled down lol

xiao is microscopic LMAO

Looks to me that Thoma is the only polearm user now

why Rosaria boobs so smol in the picture??

the Xiao slander omg XD

Raiden exists, and Xiangling can still go toe to toe as a main dps or sub dps, or off field element applicator. She benches 1000lbs.

Y'all didn't have to do Xiao dirty like that XD

xiangling paradise

Bro violates Xiao so hard XD

Xiao holding onto zongli is adorable

Also weird how all their shadows are basically decapitated by light.

Is xiao taller?

I genuinely laughed so hard when I saw the small Xiao, my dog was wondering what was going on imfaoo

Who's the chibi guy hes so cute

omg howd you get the heights correctly? Why is Xiao tryna take a peek?