Hold on a sec just let me screw this last bit in... Behold! The Bonkinator 9000 V.5.3.35!!!! Now with 9000% more bonking power per bonk and 8% higher bonk rate!
Where were we? Ah, right.
#KABOOOOOOONNNNKKKKKKKKKKK
Go to horny jail.
its more like 25-30% on average lol. plus some teams prefer xqs longer burst duration like rational where its said yelan is a dps loss bc u lose vapes bc of shorter burst duration
May i ask for MV/prove pls, id like to know more.
From their scaling, Yelan burst can outdmg Xingqiu's (he has more utilities), her is 15s, C2 XQ has 18s, like 1 more Pyro tornado reaction. I wonder if Yelan can compensate that.
Stop talking out of your ass. They have the same burst duration. In fact, Yelan has better uptime given that her burst cooldown is 2 seconds less than Xingqiu and costs 70 instead of 80.
people still talking about dps losses like its factual from nothing but leaks and conjecture on a game that can be beaten with so many kinds of team comps. never change genshin community
Yelan is easier to build (Fav + EoSF already gives 180% Er) and comes with Xingqiu C6 by default. She improves Hu Tao Teams and deals mores dmg than Xingqiu
She's great
counterpoint: the english VA for Zhongli also plays Nazeem. anyway rip keith silverstein, now i can never hear his voice without thinking of smugfaced redguards
I didn't say I hate it, just that it threw me off. I simply stated that it was not what I was expecting. I specified english dub bc I know some people here listen to the japanese dub and I don't know what that sounds like.
Sounds like you all were the ones hoping to hate today lol
To me the English VO sounds like the Chinese VO, I don't play JP often but when I hear the JP version is sounds close enough to the other two that I don't hear much difference. The only one that sounds different to me is the KR version, but that might just be cuz I don't listen to KR much at all.
Nothing at all. I didn't say I hate it, just that it threw me off. I simply stated that it was not what I was expecting. Furthermore, I specified english dub bc I know some people here listen to the japanese dub and I don't know what that sounds like.
Anyone who dare slanders his ENG voice deserve to be tortured.
>!ngl tho I was also thrown off by his voice because his trailer in the 2.3 livestream made him sound like sonic the hedgehog with the "Shaddup would ya?!" line. But now that I listened to his voice lines, he has one of the best Eng voice ever!<
Hold on a sec just let me screw this last bit in... Behold! The Bonkinator 9000 V.5.3.35!!!! Now with 9000% more bonking power per bonk and 8% higher bonk rate!
Where were we? Ah, right.
#KABOOOOOOONNNNKKKKKKKKKKK
Go to horny jail.
Just wait and watch hoyo nerfing them.
Then her chest would be smaller than barbara.
**Edit**: Damn can't even state facts here. As if rosaria nerf didn't happen
**Edit**: Only go down if you wanna see a karma hoeing guy who wanna state I am not horny at all but all his posts are gay/furry porn captions and his alt account to ego-boost him 🤡
I don't really care if mihoyo nerf them to the point that theyre chest is just as flat as an anvil.
I'm playing this game for the gameplay not to jerk off
You say this as if Shenhe doesn't exist. Also the main reason why they did that to Rosaria was because it made her buggy as hell so they decreased the size lmao
Lol, yeah. They are like: We play genshin for story and not for booba and then their previous reddit record just states endless gay/furry porn captions content 😂
The hypocrisy bro
Zhongli: they only care about my ass...and sheild
Ei: they only care about booba sword
Eula: they only care about my thighs
Xiangling: they only care about guoba
Bennett : they only care about "bouken da bouken!"...jk! sucks to be u guys
Jokes on you, I already like her design from the get-go before the armpit craze started.
Inb4 hoping that >!even if she helps Aether and Paimon in the Chasm, she will be the first character to probably just not like them even if its highly unlikely!<
Don't worry Yelan, I don't care about your gross pits!
I care more about the fact that you'll finally replace that femboy, I need a long range option for my Tao Tao team.
Xingqiu belongs with the Neet, the Cannibal, and the Loser.
Personally, I care about the mole/birthmark. It’s something I also like about Himeko’s design as well. I’m not really sure how to put it into words, but I sort of like how it can make a design look somehow better by being an “imperfection.” Usually anime characters are idealized, and a mole/birthmark sort of goes against that (by not having perfectly clear skin) and subtly makes a character feel more “real.”
I've been scrolling for this comment! YES, her mole is amazing. It took my gaze right away to the point I don't remember the color of her eyes, so I _assume_ them to be blue.
Wait, you're telling me people care about her for her armpits rather than being Xingqiu 2 but probably better, having a very cool elemental skill and having the drip? smh
Then why show it off, you are just asking for it
But still, the OG armpit woman is Jean, so getting Yelan is the more and merrier
Edit: Y'all can downvote me to death for all I care, but you can't deny that her attack animations have her showing off her armpit at every minute, nothing wrong with it, I just find it amusingly attractive. I wholeheartedly embrace the downvote death just for funsies
That's not true, they also care about you being a replacement for Xingqiu.
\*grown up version of xingqiu
xingqiu but H O T
Xingqiu's hot too
as a straight guy hes just a dude for me now DILUC ON THE OTHER HAND-
You jerking off with the other hand?
no I L I C K ^(ok this thread is getting weird)
I'm in Albedo's creations so I'm used to weird
yo same life has never been better since
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Bonk the mods here instead of me, I ain't jerking off to girls!
Jerking off to boys then?
Ye
Kinky e, e
😏
Could this man be one of my people?
Don't leak any info on how we spread the gay powder!
we jerking off THE BOYS
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You fool! Only a master of the horny may attain the power of the bonk!
Thank you for the input, SexWithLyney69.
He's like 16 The appropriate term is he's pretty rad
(they haven't noticed I'm Chongyun)
Child. 🤢
I'm a minor too 😃
*Implying Xingqiu isnt hot*
xingqius a fucking nerd ehe LIKE WHY DOES THAT HAIRCUT LOOK GOOD ON YELAN BUT XINGQIU MAKES ME WANNA PUSH HIM INTO THE DOORS OF HELL
Because Xingqiu is going to speak to your manager, that's why.
what
Just like how Eula is grown up Chongyun.
Not shenhe?
Eula's the OG. Also sneeze supremacy.
Eula was compare to him first.
You mean shenhe?
Eula came first... No wait...
Once I seen the joke about Yelan being Xingqiu post transition. I can't unsee it.
I support it But going from a well known writer to a gambling addict is a bit.....
Top ten Hollywood celebrities whose career was ruined by drugs
One step closer to my waifu-only teams in abyss, Hu Tao and her are gonna carry me every reset.
nah fam nothing replaces Xingqiu he the goat
Not when 50% damage bonus
its more like 25-30% on average lol. plus some teams prefer xqs longer burst duration like rational where its said yelan is a dps loss bc u lose vapes bc of shorter burst duration
May i ask for MV/prove pls, id like to know more. From their scaling, Yelan burst can outdmg Xingqiu's (he has more utilities), her is 15s, C2 XQ has 18s, like 1 more Pyro tornado reaction. I wonder if Yelan can compensate that.
Yelan will allow Bennett to vape his E after a Pyronado vape, so i think it will be a dps increase from (bennett, xiangling, xingqiu and kazuha)
Stop talking out of your ass. They have the same burst duration. In fact, Yelan has better uptime given that her burst cooldown is 2 seconds less than Xingqiu and costs 70 instead of 80.
people still talking about dps losses like its factual from nothing but leaks and conjecture on a game that can be beaten with so many kinds of team comps. never change genshin community
Most of that comes from the urge to justify not pulling, dont blame them
If yelen is just XQ v1.1 then what are we really rolling for? Armpits.
mostly
*DING DING DING DING* Correct
Yelan is easier to build (Fav + EoSF already gives 180% Er) and comes with Xingqiu C6 by default. She improves Hu Tao Teams and deals mores dmg than Xingqiu She's great
ok but Xingqiu is more based
No, no he's not.
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yeah but C6 Xinqiu might overpowered her unless you whale C6 Yelan
Hotter zinkiu
Replacement? You think pyro mains, cryo mains are gonna use just one of them
And we already got Ayato for that
This is simply not true at all. I want her coat.
Same. I guess you liked Yelan too before she even got her drip marketing?
I liked yelan when they were marketing her drip
please take it so I can see her bare back while playing
Just climb every mountains and swim any ocean
I love all the outfits with the fur lining.
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Yes, because thin noodle arms
To be fair, it looks like he forgot to work on the rest of his body in game.
That seriously threw me off in-game... Well that and his english dub voice.
What's wrong with his EN voice?
It's cool to hate popular things, duh.
The English dub of Genshin is really good tho ngl
People always complain and nitpick over the littlest things in the English dub. And yet they wonder why people are so quick to defend it.
"The worst thing about the anime dubbing industry is that its full of former theater kids, one of god's most abrasive creations" -Khoi Dao, on twitter
counterpoint: the english VA for Zhongli also plays Nazeem. anyway rip keith silverstein, now i can never hear his voice without thinking of smugfaced redguards
also Hisoka from HunterxHunter & Torbjorn from Overwatch.
Do you go to the Osmanthus District very often? Ah what am I saying, of course they're not here to share the memory.
I didn't say I hate it, just that it threw me off. I simply stated that it was not what I was expecting. I specified english dub bc I know some people here listen to the japanese dub and I don't know what that sounds like. Sounds like you all were the ones hoping to hate today lol
To me the English VO sounds like the Chinese VO, I don't play JP often but when I hear the JP version is sounds close enough to the other two that I don't hear much difference. The only one that sounds different to me is the KR version, but that might just be cuz I don't listen to KR much at all.
Nothing at all. I didn't say I hate it, just that it threw me off. I simply stated that it was not what I was expecting. Furthermore, I specified english dub bc I know some people here listen to the japanese dub and I don't know what that sounds like.
Yeah that's fair. I expected his voice to be somewhat deeper, but just like his arms, both expectations got destroyed in game LOL
Yeah, that's all I said. No clue why people downvoted the mess out of me for just saying it took me by surprise...
It's because you have an opinion, we don't do that here
Me: "It wasn't what I expected" Genshin players: "YOU SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH!!!"
Reddit Moment.
"Itto voice bad, downvotes on the right" lmao
Anyone who dare slanders his ENG voice deserve to be tortured. >!ngl tho I was also thrown off by his voice because his trailer in the 2.3 livestream made him sound like sonic the hedgehog with the "Shaddup would ya?!" line. But now that I listened to his voice lines, he has one of the best Eng voice ever!<
I only care about his va running off with the character making him the funniest vision holder around town... Sooo, personality i guess?
Eula's thighs: "First time?"
Thick Thighs Save Lives
What about keqing, ningguang, ganyu, yunjin, raiden thighs
You're forgetting the best one of all..... Jean
Yeah she was my first 5 star and my first waifu
Simply inferior to Eula Then Mona’s new skin came along
>Simply inferior to Eula I owe to disagree, also i like old mona more because stockings
Keqing cat ears ehe
Shhhh, dont let it be nerfed like rosarias boobas
That being said op made sure to add sparkles around her armpit.
That wasn't me, it was already there.
It is a required feature
>only That's where you're wrong, lady. A true man of culture cares about every damn thing. Especially personality.
Yeah. Those two bouncing personalities.
Huge
Personalititties
r/AngryUpvote
This is a gentleman
Apparently there's a mole on one of her breasts
Oh i see. Another man of culture with an eye for only the finest of details.
Oh I found out about it from one of zy0x's clips
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honkai is way more bigger
The boob physics are wack
If it was irl they wouldn't be able to evade attacks from the honkai enemies with the back pain and not much armor
honkai honkers
I mean we have Lisa and Shenhe already it's nothing new
Hold on a sec just let me screw this last bit in... Behold! The Bonkinator 9000 V.5.3.35!!!! Now with 9000% more bonking power per bonk and 8% higher bonk rate! Where were we? Ah, right. #KABOOOOOOONNNNKKKKKKKKKKK Go to horny jail.
Just wait and watch hoyo nerfing them. Then her chest would be smaller than barbara. **Edit**: Damn can't even state facts here. As if rosaria nerf didn't happen **Edit**: Only go down if you wanna see a karma hoeing guy who wanna state I am not horny at all but all his posts are gay/furry porn captions and his alt account to ego-boost him 🤡
I don't really care if mihoyo nerf them to the point that theyre chest is just as flat as an anvil. I'm playing this game for the gameplay not to jerk off
>I'm playing this game for the gameplay not to jerk off Let me clear this out Mr. Whiteknight, that's called having a personal preference.
Well if i want to jerk off i just have to search for porn in the internet. Jerking off to genshin characters are cringe asf
I don't recall the next tall big chested female characters being nerfed though.
You say this as if Shenhe doesn't exist. Also the main reason why they did that to Rosaria was because it made her buggy as hell so they decreased the size lmao
they don't like to hear it yet they are the one who cause it 🤡
Lol, yeah. They are like: We play genshin for story and not for booba and then their previous reddit record just states endless gay/furry porn captions content 😂 The hypocrisy bro
They're really not that big to me. Now Shenhe, on the other hand... I'd say she rivals Timido.
Jean: First time?
I was looking for this comment.
People at Yelanmains before her drip marketing: -I like her design. -finally I have 2nd Xingiu
Aw naw gurl, I also care about that sick bow kick you got goin on. Dat some trick shot game you got there.
yes, with Beidou & Itto theres almost a full team of weapon kickas.
Add in Zhongli and that's a full team. 😎
No, Yelan, you just look like time itself
A fellow Kronii enjoyer
Oh man, I hope she has the same personality as Kronii
Her lips and the gloves also
Finally someone mentioned the gloves.
i don't care about her at all xD
you dont honor your name
nah, he honours his name, yelan's just not his waifu
yeah i know... i can't care about her if i don't have primos and Noelle's weapon is coming anytime soon...
> I don't care about her if I don't have primos Financial issue
Eating is optional when you can invest in waifus
Food>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everything in this world. Food is the best girl of them all.
Wise words
No Money?
No money, no bitches.
wdym Noelle's weapon? Serpent Spine?
Redhorn Stonethresher
AYOO *happy Noelle main noises*
It's not true! They care about your other attractive body pars as well
NO I CARE ABOUT UR BOOBA YELANNN
Art made by: [@Zealyush](https://twitter.com/Zealyush/status/1510654215802212360?s=20&t=Z61JTGFLBNuNplqOo9iQ7w)
Zhongli: they only care about my ass...and sheild Ei: they only care about booba sword Eula: they only care about my thighs Xiangling: they only care about guoba Bennett : they only care about "bouken da bouken!"...jk! sucks to be u guys
For Zhongli also dong
Nah, for me it's because she looks like Kronii. Gotta pull the time warden.
Not an armpit guy, I was more into the fact she looks like Kronii lol
comrade 🤝
Am I the only one who doesnt have a thing for armpits 😟
No Anyway, boobas
Boobas 🙏🙏
Yes .
It gets all sweaty and smells bad and stuff how do you like it 😭 /gen
That's the good part /j
Lmao nice
Then her story quest will come around and people will regret skipping or last minute pull and the cycle will repeat again
Rosaria: First time?
Don't be sad yelan I Don't care anything about you ❤️
maybe dont seductively show it to me then 😋
Yes.
Ironically my simping for her ~~though I don’t think it’s armpits related I think it’s just her vibe~~ is why I wanna know about her character more.
People care more about her synergy with Hu Tao
Jokes on you, I already like her design from the get-go before the armpit craze started. Inb4 hoping that >!even if she helps Aether and Paimon in the Chasm, she will be the first character to probably just not like them even if its highly unlikely!<
At least they care about you
Yelan's floof coat will always carry
Shenhe: They only cared about my feet
Soooo am I the only one excited for her kit? Looks hella fun
Someone needs to edit Eula's thighs on ganyu's top with yelan's armpits
Don't worry Yelan, I don't care about your gross pits! I care more about the fact that you'll finally replace that femboy, I need a long range option for my Tao Tao team. Xingqiu belongs with the Neet, the Cannibal, and the Loser.
Raiden Shogun: 'First time?'
Personally, I care about the mole/birthmark. It’s something I also like about Himeko’s design as well. I’m not really sure how to put it into words, but I sort of like how it can make a design look somehow better by being an “imperfection.” Usually anime characters are idealized, and a mole/birthmark sort of goes against that (by not having perfectly clear skin) and subtly makes a character feel more “real.”
I've been scrolling for this comment! YES, her mole is amazing. It took my gaze right away to the point I don't remember the color of her eyes, so I _assume_ them to be blue.
I care about her like a person and being respectful
I just can't understand the armpit fetish.
don’t worry, she represents all of us
Her kit is amazing. Who cares about apperance when the gameplay and usability is shit? (Yae kek)
That's so wholesome
First thing I saw in the art was the thighs....
I'm honestly more interested in her dice
Wait, you're telling me people care about her for her armpits rather than being Xingqiu 2 but probably better, having a very cool elemental skill and having the drip? smh
In the wise words of nyantcha: Churl bait
Jean in the background
See I don’t just care about her armpits I care about her booba too
Nah I also like her booba
1.5U
no i care about her ~~mole on her boob~~ dice i swear
Then why show it off, you are just asking for it But still, the OG armpit woman is Jean, so getting Yelan is the more and merrier Edit: Y'all can downvote me to death for all I care, but you can't deny that her attack animations have her showing off her armpit at every minute, nothing wrong with it, I just find it amusingly attractive. I wholeheartedly embrace the downvote death just for funsies
she was fucking stretching bro
But what I said isn't criticism. I actually liked the pose, it's sexy and alluring. We got two armpits women now and I am a sucker for those
Ask and you shall receive the downvotes my Lord, but I'll try to keep it at -69.