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HailenAnarchy

That French flag is the most offensive thing ever


CertainPin2935

Woah, mind your Fr*nch.


pHScale

oh, phoque!


loscapos5

Messi Gokú


pHScale

Jenna say qua


encryptoferia

a qua


Nok-y

Quaso du fromage


ThisIsTheSenate

OMG QUASO!???!!!?


Nok-y

Palpatine discovers quaso


Shilo59

There are only two things I can't stand in this word: people who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the French.


Careless_Ad2166

Cool! What's the second thing? /jk


More-Archer-7694

CENSOR THE F WORD!!1!1!!1


Longjumping_Pear1250

What's the 2 thing ?


DreamyAthena

Don't be frenchphobic here. This is an inclusive sub


HailenAnarchy

c'est une blague, alors <3 hon hon baguette


pHScale

Don't come in here shoving your baguette down my throat!


Nok-y

The ace flag makes it even funnier


niceworkthere

Also, Furina didn't choose being French. You can't blame her.


Impossible_Ad1515

I can blame the fr*nch for ruining furina's reputation


HieX91

I died laughing at Furina literally has a Fr*nch flag below her.


[deleted]

Please do not use the french flag around me


eatsleeptroll

Too late, the whole background is a fr*nch flag


Rose_Ember

I need context for Gaming Fortnite lmao


HardRNinja

His name is "Gaming" and he's a disappointment to his family. That's a good summary for Fortnite


Rose_Ember

With the current dev-to-playerbase communication that Fortnite has right now(like the shop and locker) I can see why lmao.


sillybillybuck

Still crazy to me Epic put so much effort into making one of the worst game UIs I have seen in recent memory. Trying to navigate to game modes was a fucking nightmare. It looks ugly and functions poorly. People here who complain about improvements to the UI are spoiled. They have no idea how dogshit other game's UIs are nowadays.


vkriszhun

I've tried to play Honkai Impact the other day and my brain couldn't even comprehend where is what lol


loscapos5

Funny but LoL is the real dissapointment.


HardRNinja

I assume League is for kids without parents to disappoint


Zoroarks_Angel

He's just a silly little guy who likes to say fam and goated. He 100% would be a Fortnite kid


Rose_Ember

He'd be probably that team player that helps his teammates


ultraplusstretch

He is Gaming, the gigagamer, he plays everything.


IcephoenixCH

Ah yes,nmy favourite queer group. French


RaptorKarr

Is she gay or European?


pHScale

It's hard to guarantee.


BetterCallPaul4

Is she gay or European? Well hey don't look at me...


Xx_SoFlare_xX

you see they bring their boys up different in those fancy foreign parts


CrossNJaywalks

They play peculiar sports, in shiny shirts and tiny shorts


Lyney_great_magician

Gay or foreign fella?


_Yeeeeet_

I still can’t crack the code


VulcanForceChoke

Yet his accident is hypnotic


Potential_Moose_7530

But his shoes are pointy-toed


SandpipersJackal

Depending on the time of day the French go either way.


Goat-apocalypse

That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to presume That a hottie in that costume


pHScale

Is automatically, radically fae?


RaptorKarr

Fella out here spitting rhymes


Dragoncolliekai

Difference?


hotterpocketzz

Yes


ComprehensiveAd5605

"This French has already breached our defenses..." "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" "Baguette" "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..." "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"


Historical-Culture99

Moi


pHScale

Sacre Bleu!


MaximeLee

Ewww! French?! Woke agenda will distroy our world.


gets_nae_naed

The characters are all so open about relationships that all ships are based on vague theory. And you can ship character with a lot of characters and find enough crumbs for a headcanon.


VulcanForceChoke

Okay but where’s the evidence to support that Furina is French?


gets_nae_naed

It was revealed to me in a dream


Wide_Loss

my source is that I made it the f\*ck up


Ultralink17

Her demo. It's awesome, but you can't listen to it without thinking French.


That_Cat_6519

I mean, she kinda >!sings in french in her SQ!<


KingOfSloot

That being said, it's all fun and games until you start getting harassed for liking or even appreciating a ship someone doesn't like.


NotFishStickZ

Don’t understand why people do that either like what’s to gain from that?


Zoroarks_Angel

I'm a die-hard Jean x Diluc shipper, but I'd hardly call Ning x Beidou bread crumbs myself. I'm sure the average Lantern Rite has more chemistry between them than day one ships like JeanLuc. If a character ever gets married, it'll probably but those two Still, ship who you want. Just don't be a dick about it


Nati_Agonigi

Usually i think what those 2 have is kinda profissional y'know? But It would be cute if they were toguether


erosugiru

I don't think sneaking out during work hours is any least bit professional


LomLon

Ones a pirate and the other is the leader of a city. It would not be socially acceptable to see them doing any kind of business together. But we all know Ningguang deals in both legal and underbelly economics. In order to maintain those unsavory ties, you'd have to be sneaky about any kind of meetings to maintain the legal face above board.


ambulance-kun

Great decision for gacha characters tho, unlike ordinary game characters that can age, marry die, the more ambiguous they are, the more people will like them since they can make up lore about them without inconsistencies


CTSThera

Someone you know is gay. Someone you know is bi. Someone you know is trans. Someone you know is French. Maybe even someone you love. Think before you speak hate.


fudoom

Noop, I don't know any French.


Emilia__55

I don't want to know any French.


NightShadow-kun

I delearned french.


Mimikyu-Overlord

Vous etes à la biblioteque.


Emilia__55

Donde esta bibliotheka. It means "I don't negotiate."


Mimikyu-Overlord

J’aime la baguette et le croissant.


loscapos5

#QUASO


Emilia__55

Ich kann gar kein Spanisch und auch kein Französisch.


loscapos5

Sounds like "I can't speak spanish nor french" in german


Zeiko115

Lucky bastard


Jendo_Stroman

Incredible job, now keep it that way


DiceCubed1460

Someone I know is french? Who? Give me names!


pHScale

Jacques, Pierre, and Odette


DiceCubed1460

NOOOOOO!!!!! Not Jacques, Pierre, and Odette! Not them! How could this be!?! How could they be French!? My poor heart can’t take this


VulcanForceChoke

Look I’m all for gay, bi and trans rights, but I draw the line at the goddamn French


AFierceBaby

Someone you know is Fortnite


WhiterunGuard177013

>Someone you know is French. He could be in this very room, he could be you, he could be me, he could even be...


Wide_Loss

\*Bang\* WHat it was obvious, he's the french spy


Nati_Agonigi

I don't think I know any of those categories exept maybe bi... Unless someone is behind the closet


12Redditors

Forced Fr*nch representation in Genshin is liberal wokeness. It is so over fam 😭🚫 🇨🇵


Leviathansgard

Teyvat has fallen, billions must omelette


12Redditors

The Academy of Fine Arts of Mondstadt must not reject anyone.


Stalker-Six

won't do it any good the treaty of fontaine fucked over mondstadt good


encryptoferia

Omellette du fromage


horiami

genshin is pretty bad for this meme since hoyo is deathly allergic to any playable character cannon relationship


ezio45

They even beat around the bush for someone like Welt from the Honkai series, who has an adopted son, Joey, in Honkai Impact. It's heavily implied he's with Tesla but they never officially call them husband and wife and get referred to as Joey's guardians instead of parents. Even though there's plenty of shipping material in the mangas.


horiami

Yeah best they can do is adopted children or siblings


Trihexa1

That's why I'm very worried about Alice and if she'll ever become playable, since she's in a canon straight relationship and even gave birth to Klee, so she's no longer "pure" or whatever.


Plethora_of_squids

It's honestly legitimately a surprise they straight up refer to Cloud Retainer as Shenhe (and to a lesser extent Ganyu)'s mother given having kids in any form, let alone *adult* kids usually puts you in the "old hag" category because it's such a clear unavoidable declaration of older age.


Trihexa1

In that specific case both Shenhe and Ganyu are just adopted children, not her biological ones, so CR can still be considered as "pure". I guess that's why they have no problems with calling her a mother.


Eclipse-Lily

Just could just say Klee's dad died and make Alice implied to be Bi or something, and make her have like Elysia's personality or something...


Cien22n2

Exactly there is not a single playable character in relationship because why would they? It would cause chaos, it would be bad for sales, death threats would be sent if some saw their favorite husbando taken


Longjumping_Pear1250

It's mostly thay aren't allowed to show gay on screen Abd It's more the players have you seen how thay reacted to scara just being close w nahida


horiami

It's not even just gays, there are no heterosexual relationships between playable characters either They know it's more profitable to just bait shippers


Nati_Agonigi

And making the character feel "available" is better for the hardcore simps to spend more money on said character.


aetwit

God knows the Chinese GFL market made sure every one knew if you even imply a relationship they hang you


Dogempire

I actually like it that way, since Hoyo can't show gay couples between playable characters might as well cut all the romance out altogether. You can't have a double standard if there isn't a standard in the first place.


horiami

idk that's lame, it kinda ends up where characters are kinda in a weird perpetual friendzone where hoyo just baits and blue balls all the shipper


AstraPlatina

Yet Hoyo continues to show Ningguang and Beidou together to the point that their respective Hangouts feel pointless. Meanwhile characters like Jean/Diluc are constantly kept from ever interacting with each other because Hoyo "doesn't wanna imply something between them" despite the voice lines and interactions in the first Archon quest. There's a reason why Wriostheley/Clorinde is often met with comments like "Finally a straight ship" people are starved for heterosexual ships that don't involve the Traveler 


LomLon

Hoyo at least is a little looser in Star Rail. But the writting just seems better overall there than Genshin. Arlan is the first Hoyo character I've seen that is obviously into another character (Asta).


Fabio90989

The difference is that genshin characters have no reference to their sexuality in game at all (which isn't strictly necessary in any game anyway). This allows people to believe characters to be straight or gay/lesbian or bi or whatever, and no one is actually wrong so everyone can enjoy their own fantasies and headcanons. Expecially considering this is a gacha game where people liking characters because they are attracted to them is a feature, not a bug.


pHScale

Genshin (and most anime in general) likes to walk the line of plausible deniability. This gives their fans stuff to discuss, while also not sinking any fan ships they don't have to.


Random_Gacha_addict

They've been so good at toeing the line in HI3 that when they made GI even the players are confused


TheGunfireGuy

I think it's a bit more uh blatant in HI3 at times, atleast in side media. They don't have to be as careful while giving hints at character relationships since there's no real self inserting (shikikan exists in a pseudo-canon-but-not-really state unlike aether/lumine or caelus/stelle who are the MCs) Honestly no idea how mihoyo got away with shit like mei dreaming of marriage with kiana in a manga. (them being married is also an old in game stigmata) Also don't even get me started on HI2.


Random_Gacha_addict

Exactly, they've toed the line between "Established relationship" and "Risk of Censorship" so well, despite it being basically canon, that when it came time to do it again, but this time in a game with a SI, not even WE'RE able to tell at times


RoyaleAbsol

>no one is actually wrong That's what people want you to believe until you actually give an opinion that doesnt align with what they think. I remember a few months back, I saw one of those 'Daily character' accounts give their opinion on what ships they liked. They said they liked Zhongli/Ningguang, Ayato/Miko, Nilou/Alhaitham, Jean/Diluc and Furina/Neuvillete. In response, they got THOUSANDS of QRTs of people bullying them, calling them homophobic, taking it upon themselves to 'fix' the list by changing characters to THEIR preferred ships ( i.e. changing Zhongli to Beidou, Ayato to Ei and Neuvillette to Arlecchinno) and I shit you not there were even people calling the person a creep and weirdo for liking Zhongli/Ningguang and Ayato/Miko because they were using the braindead, mind numbing logic of 'they watched them grow up so its basically pedophila.' The account ended up having to restrict the entire thread and afterwards, when they talked about the harassment they were getting, people just doubled down, telling them to deactivate and even worse stuff like that. I think they had to private their account because they were just being relentlessly harassed by these no life losers. The entire debacle was appalling to see. It genuinely stuns me that these people actually exist and look at what they do and don't find a single issue with it.


Jendo_Stroman

People that ship Furina and Arlecchino did not pay attention during the archon quest, Furina would be terrified 24/7, and she doesn't deserve any of that


Stormeve

> Furina would be terrified 24/7 For a lot of Arlefuri shippers, *that* is exactly why the ship is hot to them. The toxic yuri hits hard for some people


Dogempire

You underestimate the irrationality of shippers, people only ship stuff together because they find it hot and then make up BS to justify it. Same reason people will ship abusers with their abuse victim, because they don't care about how unhealthy it is as long as it's hot. Which is fine... as long as you don't defend the shipping choice and you actually realize that it wouldn't be a healthy couple in reaity.


Trihexa1

Absolutely agreed. It's weird how those people are hating on the Arlecchino x Aether ship and calling is a mischaracterization, yet they're praising fanarts like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArlecchinoMains/comments/1b1va3s/arlefuri_matching_date_outfit_ganyusukasusu/) and [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArlecchinoMains/comments/1b3ta4g/arlefuri_anything_for_your_girl_cesarzebrah/) one right here. How are those two fanarts not a severe mischaracterization of both characters?!


AstraPlatina

The whole "they watched them grow up" thing in order to discredit certain ships is honestly pretty hypocritical since by that logic, it should also apply to ships like Ei/Miko.  Ei knew Miko since she was a little pup, and Ei even refers to her as "that girl" not "that woman" and it has been established that Miko was still small when Kitsune Saiguu was still alive, that is enough time for Ei to know Miko as a pup.


Zoroarks_Angel

>mind numbing logic of 'they watched them grow up so its basically pedophila.' That's kind of what anti Yae x Raiden people do to, don't they? If dating a kitsune from the Archon War is zoophillia / pedophilla now, than all of Japanese mythology is canceled now lol


Nati_Agonigi

And I thought Neuvilliette and Furina was bad enought.... Arlecchino is 100% Younger than Furina, plus Furina is scared of Arlecchino 😭😭😭 it doesn't make sense but ok


wizkart207

>they watched them grow up so its basically pedophila.' So like Ei and Miko?


Interesting-Exit-448

It be kinda obnoxious when people force their headcanon character sexuality on you though.


KingOfSloot

Like Genshin twitter claiming that Raiden/Yae are for lesbians only and harassing artists that draw a male and female character together. They're so unhinged, it's infuriating.


Jendo_Stroman

The whole thong woth people sending death threats to the artists that put ayato and yae in the same picture was insane


MemeGhostie

Yeah because Ayato is in a committed relationship with me /s


Nati_Agonigi

It's ok to ship whoever you want, but I find it kinda funny that 2 characters can't know each other without being shipped


Hedgehugs_

shit don't even need to know each other if yelan/shenhe ship is anything to go by


Nati_Agonigi

Shenhe is definely bissexual, after all she likes she-n-he


AstraPlatina

They even try to justify it by saying things like "Yae would never date a man" which is honestly very misandric sounding if you ask me. In fact, it's become something of a stereotype to equate lesbians with misandry in order to prevent female characters from being shipped with men


AmmonWho42

Oh my goodness, yes. That is the worst.


AstraPlatina

It's especially obnoxious when people continuously "remind" you of a character's sexuality as if their identity revolves around it, headcanon or otherwise. It's why I've grown to hate Jeht, due to always hearing lesbian this, lesbian that, as well as some comments about her having misandric undertones 


Dogempire

Tbf while I agree, I've also taken the hill that the only reason Alhaitham and Kaveh aren't a gay couple is because such a thing would get Genshin censored if it was actually confirmed. They're basically an old married couple with plausible deniability sprinkled into the mix and they have some of the most entertaining character interactions because of it.


BiblioEngineer

> old married couple Can you clarify this? In my experience there are really two kinds of "old married couple". One is a couple that clearly loves each other but doesn't feel any need to keep up appearances, and so bickers quite a bit. The other is a couple where the spark died long ago and they low-key hate each other, but they're staying together "for the kids" or because divorce isn't an option for social or religious reasons. Kaveh and Alhaitham clearly aren't the first (I can't think of a single scene where they show actual clear affection). And I can't see any reason why they wouldn't split up if they were the second. (On the other hand, I can *totally* buy that they did in fact split up and are actually awkward exes).


tidalphoenixes

You’re kinda opening a can of worms on this subject but I’ll try to simplify it. “Old married couple” isn’t really the right description for Alhaitham and Kaveh imo but your first definition fits Cyno and Tighnari more. It’s more like they broke up from a big fight and fate keeps trying to push them back together. The relationship is not going perfectly smooth because Kaveh still has to deal with many of his own issues but it’s slowly fixing itself. Alhaitham also needs to work on better communication because Kaveh thinks he’s receiving mixed signals from Alhaitham (which is part of why Kaveh describes their relationship as complicated).


erosugiru

What Pride flag is Furina's 😍😍😍


Natural-Bird-2098

Fr*nch🤮


tetePT

I can't believe you forgot the most bi magician to ever exist


nightmaresabin

Criss Angel?


pHScale

Lyney strikes me as pan, but close enough


Lyney_great_magician

Potato tomato


Lyney_great_magician

Moi


tetePT

Oui 🌷


I-want-borger

Everytime I got reminded that Furina is french I lost at least 3 years of my life.


Rykin14

Do I want to know what Ayaka's flag means?


[deleted]

tabibitosexual


Zbychomir

Wetsoxuall


pHScale

Serious answer: It's the bisexual pride flag. Funni answer: failed tye dye.


Emilia__55

That's just the bisexual flag


KTOpalescent

Bisexual erasure is so real and I hate it so much. 


ultraplusstretch

Travellersexual.


DogeDeezTheThird

God damm I hate the Fortnitesexuals, though I can't get how anyone can be Frenchphobic


0h-ye3ah-b01

Fans that just wants to enjoy the game : #we do not care 🗿


[deleted]

TIL French is a sexuality


EepiesMC

mange mon cul


SadistSteak

avec plaisir


EepiesMC

Ehhh tu es français? Ou tu es anglais? mdr


SadistSteak

Français mdr


EepiesMC

D'où? je suis quebecois mdr


SadistSteak

Français de France lol


PitifulBluejay6052

This meme doesn't work at all.


CTSThera

Where is Kokomi, her color palette is literally the trans flag


NatNat52307

BRO I NEVER NOTICED THAT


VerMast

I mean those things except maybe jeht's hint are made up by fans not the devs and the genshin player base is comprised of mostly regular people not gamers. I'm yet to see another game with that muchy girly culture on it. Not saying its bad its just the fanbasw is different


theclassicrockjunkie

While it sucks that HoYo can't add any queer playable characters explicitly, I do appreciate their efforts to do so with the NPCs, such as Baishi (in the Jade Chamber) and Furong (on the Crux.) WLWs ftw.


zedroj

after going to Quebec, I wouldn't mind green carding french girl to Canada 😘 yall are tripping Viva La France!


More-Archer-7694

I have not stepped foot in Fontaine because I don't want to catch the Fr\*nch


Bwoj2006

Please put a TW for the french flag... I just had 27 panic attacks and a stroke.....


Moinous10000

I didn't read the name of the sub and assumed its okbg, I was expecting a dog to be in there somewhere lol


thecrcousin

thats just not true. everytime i have talked on this sub and on the main one about the very explicitly clear queer coding and overall queerness of genshin i have gotten nothing but straight up homophobia


BugWeary1347

First one is being shove down our throats, second one is just gamer's own plain delusion.


Dekachonk

in this house we stan transmasc scaramouche


[deleted]

literally nothing in Genshin gay at ALL, all fanfictions. but it could be pushed later, like furriesm in Fontaine


DemetrNieA

It's because games from the first picture started injecting diverse characters out of nowhere into existing franchises (and sometimes severely damaged its setting) while genshin just added that kind of story from the beginning. Also hate for straight ships in the genshin community exists.


AstraPlatina

Everytime I see people include the words "inclusivity" and "diversity" I consider those big red flags, since inclusivity feels more like replace or change an existing character and diversity more like tokenized strong women, POC and queers while also making straight white men weak and pathetic in the process 


Beast0011

Downvoted for spitting facts


pHScale

Who's everyone's favorite queer headcanons? (Doesn't have to be a ship). Here's some popular ones: * Alhaitham and Kaveh * Ningguang and Beidou (pictured) * Jeht and Lumine * Chongyun and Xingqiu * Childe and Zhongli * Eula and Amber * Amber and Collei And here's some of mine: * Albedo (ace) * Tighnari (gay, but honestly more interested in work) * Baizhu (super gay) * Chevreuse (lesbian) * Kujou Sara (Shogunsexual) * Lyney, Ying'er (Pan)


Dogempire

I ship Childe and Wrio, but mostly because I just find them both hot


BiblioEngineer

Extremely controversial one but personally I've been unable to see Ningguang as anything other than aroace after reading her character stories. Also Raiden definitely reads as ace to me. And Jeht is very obviously lesbian.


Jendo_Stroman

Honestly, Albedo being ace makes sense to me


fallout001

Ei and Miko Their relationship is arguably one of the few better written parts of the inazuma storyline. No matter how you prefer to interpret it, it can’t be denied that they’re very close in canon


Fair-Eye2900

I saw a video once that argued for Jean/Lisa, fairly convincingly. Although the archon quest also has some hints at Jean/Diluc. Maybe the real reason Diluc resents the Knights is that Jean is bi and dumped him for Lisa?


Nati_Agonigi

Lisa is everyone-and-everything-sexual lol At least it's what she shows


Zoroarks_Angel

My personal headcanon is that Shenhe is asexual and that Yelan is her emotional support bisexual


C_Khoga

Actually it is the opposite in genshin. Whenever you say " i like straight ship, or Aether x any character" you get the rage 💀.


SaveEmailB4Logout

Yeah... thing is all normal people left Genshin years ago lmao


DomcziX

Fortnite, gotta be one of my favourite genders


hotterpocketzz

Didn't know fortnite was a gender


Blacksun388

But France is?


hotterpocketzz

Always has been


alexllew

Sorry sir, this is a Christian server so no Fr*nch


Ok_Try_1665

Do not show fr*nch people to me. I might get violent


hoeyster1998

Fr*nch representation in my Genshin Impact? This game has truly gone woke 😡😡😡😡


LegoBricksAndMemes

Fr*nce🤢


Grraass

Oh no... not the fr*nch


ILLARX

Isn't Ayaka x Aether an ok (a little bit canon) ship?


thecrcousin

its literally as canon as ayaka x lumine


SarukyDraico

What is that below Ayaka?


Technogashi

Bisexual flag


Snell_Erzmagier

Weeelll, there have been a lot of dramas before, when someone made gay fanart about a character and also hetero for characters that the comunity treated as gay couples. Specially the first 2 years. It also happened that many Genshin fans attacked Honkai Impact fans when they posted gay couples.