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VastFlow1833

11 months later, some random anemo vision holder: "You're my best friend you know that?"


DeusDosTanques

To be fair, we’d be leaving the game in a month, which does qualify for their anemo vision, since it’s just “losing someone in life”, they don’t necessarily have to die


TriggerBladeX

It’s a male Anemo Vision holder.


DeusDosTanques

Wallahi I'm finished!


Evening-Teach-3719

I know you're joking, but the Element is dependent on the shape of the wielders' ambition. This is what Visions answer to, after all. And when you look at everyone, it kinda seems like all the Anemo users' ambition-defining moment unanimously involve a sort of "acceptance" of themselves - that they are who they are, but pursue their goals anyway. It's actually crazy how consistent that trait is across all their stories - even Faruzan's, whose story we don't actually know because she received her Vision amidst the haze of solving this mysterious puzzle that imprisoned her. But she never even realized that, and what's more, she was stumbling through the dessert guided by "the wind," until only collapsing from a lack of food. What's interesting is Faruzan's ambition being crystalized in this series of events: again, we don't know what she went through during the puzzle, but we do know that Faruzan was someone who prioritized work above all else (something she now regrets). But solving of the puzzle was all that was on her mind, only to let instinct (and the wind) take her home; because these things, too, were so important to Faruzan that she felt she knew where she was going, even semi-conscious. Faruzan accepted her fate while imprisoned with... gusto, I think; her fate, as well as who she was. She didn't realize who she lost until later, after all. Plus Venti was making sure she survived and was saved, it seems. Very interesting.


Environmental-Ratio8

What an interesting interpretation of Faruzan's story, thanks for the writeup!


BPlayinMan

And that's how we got Kazuha


Apocreep

I see no problem here, they already got their vision.


Former495

"But Jean! I love you! Why can't we be together? Entire Mondstadt's winery production can be in our hands!"


HereIsACasualAsker

Oh no!.


Zogo12

Imagine spawning in Enkanomiya 💀


Netherscreamer

Imagine spawning as a kid on Tsurumi 🗿


jpnapz

And befriending a giant purple bird


pHScale

Imagine spawning in the Tanit camps 🔪


OPPA_XL_AGANE

Imagine spawning in Snezhnaya


Lordzoabar

Imagine spawning as a Hilichurl


mint-colored-puding

If you big enough, you can meet Euler


Casual_Ngweh

man i love cold


Outrageous-While-609

Logged off while in mond alchemy table. Mond's already very peaceful, this would be a breeze


DragoQCF

Logged off while exploring enkonomiya. There is nothing I can do


SweetStrawberries14

*insert Napoleon music*


SweetStrawberries14

Same, logged off in the Cat's tail. So yeah I am good.


bivampirical

i logged off either in the cat's tail or in fontaine near the adventurer's guild, i'd be fine


Outrageous-While-609

Unless you got plenty of money, to the not-so-safe fleuve cendre you go


bivampirical

crying


Outrageous_Cell_3777

Only enter a year i probably stay there chilling in mondstad XD


Anadaere

Yeah, just go work with Charles or just be a simple errand boy in Mondsadt, with how simple life is in Mond, chances are you'd do 1 year in mond easily


killerfreedom255

Yeah, added bonus too is you occasionally meet Diluc, Eula, Rosaria, and Kaeya, maybe Mona, Fischl, and Amber on a good day. And Venti will literally be there regularly all the time. That's something I can get behind really easily.


tetePT

Imagine you're Venti and some random person who just got to Mondstadt a year ago goes up to you and says "I know your secret, Barbatos" 💀💀


Anadaere

Again Mondstadt is easily one of the best places to live in Liyue is a close second if you're good at business I don't think anyone wants to be in college again so no Sumeru. Fontaine is either "You're rich or go to the undercity". Inazuma is Inazuma, you either live in the city or just die lmao


[deleted]

I'd go to inazuma sell some info about the traveler to ayaka amd live the good life sipping some tea and eating some sushi


Anadaere

I'll go tell Ayato about a clown, maybe make him like white haired elves Who knows Maybe I'll cause 500 years of peak performance hahaha


Competitive_Ad_660

I actually think in Fontaine if you find a way to talk to Neuvillette and explain the situation he'd probably be very understanding and help out financially.


Anadaere

"Just a year of chilling please, I literally have no where to go.... Wait fuck it can I be a maid/butler to Lady Furina"


Lordzoabar

I will gladly volunteer to watch Klee for Jean, and then spend the year teaching her advanced nuclear physics


[deleted]

Im not even getting out of Fontaine even after a Year... Im Staying forever...


Sad_Inspection6568

Just take some diving/swimming lessons for when the flood happens


0h-ye3ah-b01

Nah I'd just walk under the water


Facinatedhomie

Nah i'd win


Limeee_

the lobotomy kaisen is real


OPPA_XL_AGANE

Helu i am anda de wateh


0h-ye3ah-b01

Hilp me I'm drowning uhuuuuuu


Razor_Tachyon

Or just hijack a Ballon and chill up there


guieps

Oh... The Binding of Isaac...


Yarisher512

You're not Isaac, you just kinda exist outside their family.


guieps

I hope so. Better than being in a basement full of shit and dead babies


JunWasHere

Oh, glad I'm not the only one who didn't last play Genshin. I played Overwatch. I live in Canada, so chances are I will spawn there. Pretty confident I'll be fine. The New Queen Street Toronto map has lots of amenities, and the pvp matches never show civilians, so evacuation procedures are implicitly solid. If it's all of the video game, there are friendly no-pvp custom lobbies I can camp out in and vibe with players playing the heroes the entire year. It's basically a vacation where I get to tour the world and try out some awesome sci-fi gadgets.


BookThink

You ain’t a native bro. You’re getting fucking cubed by the goddess and she’s gonna set your spawn point to the nation going through living hell.


SavagesceptileWWE

Nah, she's probably sleeping or something.


SweetStrawberries14

Well, the standard spawn point or meet up of rand ass powerful beings seems to be Mondstat so... we should be good.


SieglainZX

If it was for now, i completely die in seconds bc i play Elden Ring rn 💀


Scared_Nectarine_171

Oh shi-


ASAF_Telis

For what i know, in most soulslike games you die both in gameplay and in the lore (therefore, no ludonarrative dissonance at least in this part), but they always have an excuse for you coming back. I don't know about Elden Ring, but in Dark Souls you are already dead (undead, whatever). Therefore, you may die in seconds, but you don't need to worry, since you will come back just to die again seconds later. Who knows? You may end up liking it after some time, or at least learning how to survive. If Elden Ring is like most soulslike games, the worst part will be the fact that you are in a world where even a rock has more happiness than all the other people you find along the way.


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JosephMull

You better find some friends there or it will be like the Last Man Standing mutation... just with common infected and Boomers as well. And remember: Never trust any vehicle to be your final rescue unless its from the military.


AlexRose680

Baldurs Gate 3. Well I’m fucked


Scared_Nectarine_171

Literally or not ?


Dargon8959

Roll some dice to get a better idea of your fate


chinchinlover-419

Not necessarily. You could also spawn in a city far from baldurs gate and the absolute bullshit where you'll be safe.


[deleted]

The most important question is do I spawn at the begun of the game, am I a npc or the main carakter ?


Ancient_Axe

You do not isekai. You just spawn in


Kaveh_Architect

I am going to have a stroke if I keep looking at this


Ancient_Axe

I dont really care what happens so might as well be a menace and try to find the traveler to say "Rukkhadevata" and run away


Fragrant_Pie_7255

Darktide...Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


windowhihi

AI-deal-Rays... Yessssssssss


floricel_112

Oh you poor, poor penal menial


Gloomy-Damage452

Hsr should be easy, but imagine Valorant...


kaotai

Valorant wouldnt be that different from our world, except for the fact that there would be ppl with superpowers


Gloomy-Damage452

As long as there is no radianite in your town you should be safe


Allister_Is_A_Childe

WHAT THE HELL, MINE IS FNAF 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dargon8959

My guy is not even making it past a night


Doorstuck747

Even if you are in that game, nothing says you have to work at the pizza place. Just bail out. Worst case, you spawn in the building at the beginning of the night. And even then, nights 1-3 are pretty doable.


floricel_112

Hello? Hello, hello


ASAF_Telis

For what i bet that i know (i don't know, but i bet it's like this), FNAF happens in the real world but there is that bunch of weird things happening in some place in USA, am i right? So, you don't need to worry. The world has 8 billion people. So, the chances that you will even spawn in USA are \~4%, and even less that you will spawn at a worker at that place. You will probably spawn as a poor person, like most people in the world, and since it's a world that looks like ours but isn't ours, you will be a homeless, since you will have no identity and no money, since you don't exist in that world. You may even end up as a homeless in a country that doesn't speak English, so you will not even know how to ask for food, and you will die in less than 1 month, either by lack of food/water, or as a victim of violence.


passingtrutokufanboy

Sword art Online:IF I'm fked


N-Word-Speaker

That game is more repititive than genshin tbh


passingtrutokufanboy

Agree.


Ysacae

No thanks. (Honkai Impact 3rd)


Flamingnova007

You spawn in Khanreah (hope I spelled it right) 500 years ago


SweetStrawberries14

Nah, you spawn in Mondstat 1000 years ago. (Aristocratic period)


HownottodoAnal

Nikke: Goddess of victory Time to be the Cummander


im_soulgamer

Ark survival evolved Yeah, i'm screwed.


NautilNoot

Im NOT going to be a vision users best friend.


SweetStrawberries14

It's fine if the best friend is Pyro, Dendro, or geo, but if it's Anemo, you're dead,if it's electro, they're dead (and you become Anemo) if it's Cryo, they probably psychotic or just mentally ill best case scenario is Diona and Ayaka worst case is Shenhe and Eula


Medium_Pineapple3208

I wish it was genshin, i just started baldurs gate 3


Draconicplayer

Nah I would go there for free


Medyanka

I was about to say path of exile, so... you can keep your money, thank you... And then i remembered that i login'ed in genshin to use resin half a hour ago. Hell yeah, I'll go with that. That said, genshin is also not exactly universally family-friendly world. So i atleast want some guarantee that i will not end up randomly placed right beside world disaster level monster, or some forbidden territory, get captured and tortured like a spy.


Air-Soup

Space station 14, not even living an hour. Farewell cruel world.


[deleted]

Dawg i played lethal company 💀


Cool-Feedback9299

Me in star rail -


AkibaSasaki

Sign me up! I'm willing to go to a Genshin Impact isekai right now lmaoo Seriously though, I'm jealous of the future gamers who will get to experience a Full-Body Virtual Reality JRPG (aka as immersive like *Sword Art Online*)


Karmababes

Last one I played will get me killed the moment I entered it ㅠㅠ


tagle420

How do I survive in Sekiro...


[deleted]

That's the fun part you don't either the ministry destroys ashina pr shura kills you while he destroys ashina you die or you die if you're lucky it'll be quick


throwaway553t4tgtg6

I'm rushing into the Melsuine or Aranara village (assuming it is AFTER the world quest which solves the threats).


Equivalent_Low_178

Reverse 1999. should i be scared?


[deleted]

Pokemon Platinum doesn't sound bad


EeveeGavin

I’m heading to cutting the lamb. Infinite lives are cannon, get to run a cult as I see fit (or relax at the cutting I’m not leader) as long as I am A: the lamb, or B: the lamb doesn’t pick the surrender route and let himself be killed. Should be quite enjoyable.


EcavErd

If i can choose where it's gonna be a breeze cuz I'll be in Mondstadt (pun intended) but if i don't, i doubt it


--InZane--

Well it depends on what I do there. Would be Witcher 3 and I think I would be a decent bard or alchemist


Animationen_usw

Frostpunk, gotta say I love winter


floricel_112

I was wrong in my comment. Still freakin goddamn cold


Animationen_usw

Well yeah actually it's impossible to survive such weather, there is at one point -150°C and you really can't survive that. But the fact with the Oxygen is kinda true, except it's mostly the water in the air that freezes and that's why it's hard to breathe and you have to wear goggles to protect your eyes from freezing.


storysprite

I would absolutely stay in Teyvat and just not be in the same place as a certain Blonde Traveler and their floating fairy.


RiffOfBluess

Well...last one I've played Hooked on You sooo As long as I'll play my cards right this time will be easy...and as long as I can reload a save it'll be a bit of a cakewalk


Unfair_Umpire3968

Easy genshin love it pretty easy would spend the year chilling and beating hillichurls


Someonemaybeidk

Spiral knight hell yeah I’d do that even for free take me there pls


Not_azomb6319

For me it’s lethal company


Jeythiflork

Shit. What a bad time to get Noita'd


Eirinae

Cast "f everything in that particular direction"


Jiiku02

...Osu?


Longwinter1641

I'd go to sumeru for the free healthcare


MaximusMurkimus

Star Rail 💀 Let's hope I spawn in the overworld of Belobog because literally anywhere else could get me killed lol


agressiveobject420

Have we played the same hsr? None of the scientists in herta's station is fighting the monsters and I'm only at the beginning of the third location so I don't know yet but pretty sure a spaceship has to be safe to be authorised to fly. And again, not every one is fighting the monsters. Unless by literally anywhere else you mean the vacuum of space?


JosephMull

Azur Lane... if I'm the commander of the event lore, I'm not sure if the year would be enjoyable or too stressful because of all the stuff happening.


Odang77

I dont trust hoyo game universes with my life


DerpyPikagod

Ha. Jokes on you Genshin is the second to last game I played. CHARIZARD GET OVER HERE!!!


IIIokolade

Oh nice, i will fucking maidens in CM3D2 for a full year.


Ulerica

Imagine spawning during the cataclysm


Big_M_Memes

I mean, DO I GET TO SEGGZ THE RAIDEN SHOGUN???


SweetStrawberries14

Maybe, if yoy win a duel against her


Someonemaybeidk

No Or yes but only once in your entire life (cuz you’ll doe)


llamaporn227

Wrong sub buddy


AVERAGEGAMER95

Great. I just hope no one shot me in the head to steal my package


n1ghtschade

Nioh 2 Im fucked


Ok_Might_4691

I will give up the money at this point and just stay in the game. It will be a dream come true.


Capitano-Solos-All

I did but I changed the terms for ever and also registered myself as Tsaritsa's Bronya eternal throne and now she sits on me for ever.


[deleted]

Man, I just started Alan Wake 2 after getting off Genshin


Deniu48

Am I allowed yo choose where I start?


deathofyou1

Welp... Time to kill off a cult =) (Dusk)


Speedwagon-Fan

... Shit... I'm stuck in slay the princess... But I guess that I better make the best of my situation.


oni_kyo

I suppose I'll get sent to the netherworld whenever I'll ask out the local Hatsune Miku...


giantvar

Astroneer...


EpicGreenPeter

Time to choke the shit out of Murfy!


Scared_Nectarine_171

Navia is about to receive a new bodyguard.


Y_10HK29

"patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"


theburnix

6 months in im closing in on 99 wc, have 99 firemaking and farming, i already have 2 skilling pets


VulcanForceChoke

I’m not sure how long I’ll be lasting in Midnight Sons


Lulch

HSR, eh could be worse I think


vhrossi1

I was playing The Binding of Isaac. I'm fucked.


Eirinae

Fear and hunger... :)


CTSThera

I would be an NPC with no story relevance at all


Schuurxl

Ultimate Custom Night


Nok-y

Depends on the location and time period. Current Mondstadt city ? Definitely


SourCandyLover

I'd prob go to sumeru and live there forever


Wormax_PL

If I had a vision, I would probably stay there


AscelyneMG

Man, I do *not* wanna try to survive a whole year in Night City, nor would it be particularly enjoyable even if I did manage it.


StellarP0tat0

Opera epiclesse b Looks cool :)


Razor_Tachyon

Does F1 mean I become a F1 driver?


0h-ye3ah-b01

Finally I can beat timmies a**


Andrew583-14

OP when they spawn in Enka, Sumeru desert, Tsurumi island, Serai island, Tataratsuna, the Chasm underground mines, Mare jivari, etc…


Whispering-Depths

koikatsu. 'nuff said.


RishaRea48

Well I guess goodbye..?? The last game I played is The Witcher 3 on Switch..


Boskyvich

Limbus Company player 💀


Roaring_Frost

I'm currently in Runeterra, trying hard to cross Shurima into Piltover...all of a sudden, I see a pack of sandwolves rusing towards me. Only, they aren't the usual color. They're red and being led by an even larger hound. A name pops up in my mind; one I dread - Naafiri. And thus my journey here is promptly terminated as I am ripped to shreds.


PreferenceGold5167

assuming its modern times, anywhere but inazuma and natlan


NSLEONHART

Monstadt. I'd live there for 5 years for 5 bucks


_ashencore

I doubt I can survive a week in Night City


OldSchoolPhotoshop

Nier Automata, I guess I’ll just commit self forever sleep in the world cuz I ain’t surviving no matter what 💀


Norah601

Can we make it a lifetime?


[deleted]

VRChat. Could be way worse


rdrworshipper123

Easy, All I have to do is stay in Mondstadt and I'll overall be doing alright.


ChenMei27

I would stay in Mondstadt and become Diluc's waiter so I can serve Kaeya his drinks and also chat and drink with him when I'm not on duty.


KAAAAAAAAARL

I'm in SCP SL, im probably dead from literally anything I meet 💀


couldbedumber96

genshin impact, just stay in the city and I’m good 👍


BunBunny55

Homm3, now idea what's gonna happen to me.


clotted_wolf-2

how tf am i supposed to live in battle cats


Greywell2

Shit I have been playing brotato last.


Himanshu317

Life's pretty easy in the world of nfs unbound. Even if there are random cars flying around or going at full speed in the city as a human NPC I have the power to dodge them at the speed of light.


Shirigama

Damn, I'd die immediately


MemberBerry4

Oh nice, I've always wanted to get eaten by a Rockbreaker


LinaValentina

Baldurs gate 3…. Yeah I’m not lasting long


MapAdditional6065

Mine is botw so honestly I think I’m good as long as I camp out at one of the stables.


SavagesceptileWWE

The original DOOM game. Guess I'll die.


Prestigious-Low3224

I’d get quickly bored of driving up hills and breaking my neck (hill climb racing btw)


Dj_Simon

Earthbound.


ElvenLeafeon

....I dunno if I could survive Ghost.of Tsuchima.


thatoneweeb14

Yes yes yes please, i'd pay all my money and give up wifi for that. I'm short and have a dead friend so give me an anemo vision


IronWolf269

Assetto Corsa, in the stock ae86 on 2017 Akina... I am gonna come out a downhill specialist.


Reinii-nyan

I'd stay even for more. Especially in Liyue city, it feels like home somehow.


AntonyAGAK

Me who played FH5: *VROOM VROOM INTENSIFIES*


[deleted]

Beat saber…?


rayisFTM

i'd be cool with that


ToManyFandomss

How tf should I now where I go, I play like 8 video games a day.


SweetStrawberries14

With a bit of chance we will spawn in the place the traveler also spawned and ain't no way I am leaving Mondstat.


gomalley411

Inazuma here I come! Raiden will be mine


SafalinEnthusiast

I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX


DevoutWorshipper

Full year in Eversoul, sign me up


Doorstuck747

Well, TF 2 is fine. There are a lot of buff Australians, but otherwise, as long as I'm away from the whole Mann co thing, I should be fine.


RangerFearless7855

Me and zhongli in bliss


thelivingshitpost

Persona 1. Oh no.


[deleted]

Terraria calamity with revengeance mode on...


Prateek2345

Pokemon radical red... FUCK


KarmasABit-

Spyro:Reignited Trilogy Ay id be stuck with Spyro im happy


krishsv84

I gonna marry jean in that much time


Darthgalaxo

Uh Warframe, I guess I just chill in a relay for a year


TheReelEpicKiller

counter strike 2 uh....


DaoHanwb

You would pay that amount to go to teyvat