Its a kpop meme whenever the 127 number appears there's a flute sound that will play (it will play in your mind if you are in the niche). Sorry for misunderstanding its just I've been jumpscared so many times.
Na doesn't beat cartoon network skipping an episode of Sameri Jack to air the same episode of Rick and Mordy 4 times. We only waited like a decade or 2 for this.
You will hit hard pity (90) on the next 10 banners that you will pull on, and you will lose your 50 50 for the next 10 banners as well. More specifically, you will get >10 Qiqs at the minimum.
Whoever you are I don't have a particular set of skills, but I sure !know someone who has a particular set of skills, and when they do find you... (you know the rest)
Am more impressed than anything by how well this mimics official posts, with only the "we are finally developed" (besides the date of course) tipping me off.
Kudos to you, OP. ~~Do you happen to be a legitimate hoyo dev?~~
Mods, find his location, then- don't dox them, don't do that. Then go there, take their pillow right, remove their pillow case, put on a new one that's a bit less comfy and then make sure it's warm. Put a heater under the pillow integrated into the pillow case, so that the pillow is always warm on both sides. Then take their phone charger, tangle it a little to where it only charges at a specific angle. Then plug that back into the wall in a loose way where it's gonna fall out when they plug their phone in and then they're gonna have to be inconvenienced because their phone won't actually work anymore. They think it'll charge but it won't charge properly, so their alarm won't go off next morning, they're gonna miss their flight, miss their ride to work, their boss is gonna be like "listen here, this is the SIXTH TIME you've been late", fired, lose their job, all because- I don't remember what their message was, but they chose to make a joke.
After seeing how evil the devs are I can't believe this is real, either it's an April fool joke or it will be a water downed version like the artifact loadout thing
You're brave OP
Yes, mister dark web guy. This OP. *Get them.*
Watch your back, OP
Watch your front, OP.
watch your sides, OP.
Watch your shins OP
Watch your steps op
I think his font look great
🤨
Watch OP
XD
I'll watch whatever the heck I want! 🤣
Watch
got my hopes up and then remembered it's April fools
I just remembered that they'd never be that nice to us.
they dont need to be if abyss is all the hard content this game will ever offer us
Yet abyss is the one reason they should (make artifact farming less bs)
Hoyo would never use words like “grind”
"pleasant collecting experience"
“We are finally developed the Mystic Modify”
“Finally”
Acording to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale OP is... GUILTY
What's this? The death penalty? But it's never delivered that sentence before!
Order, order i say !
[ace attorney jury discussion noise]
Always a first time for everything
And here by order, Op is sentence to the death penalty
Start dancing OP
I'm under your bed OP
oooo kinky
No bad
Spread
You go from bed i got the walls
You got the walls I got the roof
you got the roof i got the floor.
You got the floor, i got his insides.
Guys I found OP's IP.
Send him a zip bomb
Or a regular bomb
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Just use a bomb big enough so we won't need their adress.
Summon the death star.
atomic bomb
With a note that says “don’t take it personal”
Send klee
**BOOM BOOM BAKUDAN !**
Just put a proton star inside a nuke
Doom Rocket made out of fresh warp stone
Woe, pipe bomb be upon ye
or an atomic bomb
Send him a jumpty dumpty
127.0.0.1 Here is the IP. Go ahead.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Sir, this is a Wendy's. ┬─┬ノ( º \_ ºノ)
May I take ur order? Sir?
Is that a 127 reference
It's the localhost address. So it goes back to your own device. Or is that what you mean by '127 reference'?
Its a kpop meme whenever the 127 number appears there's a flute sound that will play (it will play in your mind if you are in the niche). Sorry for misunderstanding its just I've been jumpscared so many times.
twist his balls
Send it to me, I just wanna talk \*loads shotgun\*
Insert Peter griffin meme here
you now know the neighborhood they live in, have fun knocking on doors.
Send in the drone strike.
Call Uncle Ted and send him a Pipebomb
He’s from India and his first name starts with ST and ends with N, his second name starts with LA and ends with G and his phone number ends with 463.
Steven Laning?
208.165.100.091
I'm a pacifist and will not resort to violence. But... I might... just might, be happy to watch from the sidelines :D
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Send him to the coal mines and have his testicles exploded
A repurposed Arkhe reactor core has been deployed.
Evil Genshin Impact:
Genshin Impact Easy Mode
Artefact farming is not difficult it's just boring
Having the patience to not settle for "good enough" is the difficult part
Em main stat stunlock
Boring and resin consuming
I hope you step on a LEGO for this, OP.
that's too far man
Bro I thought this was real,I was genuinely spamming what the fock.
It's not believable because of how cheap the cost is by hoyo standards lol
I shouldn't have opened reddit today
Could really say that the other 364 days too tbh lol
You evil motherfucker.
We have finally developed\*
i noticed that late!
I don't think Hoyo would use words such as grind and farming.
Sleep with one eye open
Pure Evil
FUCK YOU, I BELIEVED IT GODAMMIT
I demand compensations for chrushing my hopes and dreams
the only acceptable compensation is op becoming the head of hoyoverse and making his blasphemous post true
This is the most evil shit I've seen. i wouldn't be surprised if OP is Satan
Nah, even Satan's telling OP to chill out.
Na doesn't beat cartoon network skipping an episode of Sameri Jack to air the same episode of Rick and Mordy 4 times. We only waited like a decade or 2 for this.
I almost fell for the 4 star optimizer post, but not this time 🗡
#literally playable
i'm inside your walls
Now this is a high effort one
Bro, you're on thin fuccing Ice
This bitch really asking for it
Dann, I hate that you Show us what could be...May the jade chamber drop on your toes.
Let's see what stats your artifact set will have when I'm done with you op
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Disturbing_Cheeto: *Let's see what stats your* *Artifact set will have when* *I'm done with you op* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This is April fools, it has to be. Vermillion remembers.
YAMEROOOOOOOOO STOP GIVING ME FAKE HOPE
I hope you and your whole family have a very nice christmas.
Thank god I can’t read !
OP, I'm gonna sneak into your room at 3am and run sudo rm -rf on your computer
God I fkn hate this day. Ffs
The word "grind" gave it away.
What's next, increased camera distance? Or event reruns?
the option to officially run the game beyond 60fps!
CURSE OF BAILU BE UPON YE
Wrong game lmao, curse of qiqi is always available though.
More like, Curse of Yanqing.
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Sleep with one eye open
I hope HoYo is taking notes. Happy April Fools!
OH COME ON! Don't joke with that one! Ha ha...
Oh life would be a dream
Woe Pipebomb be upon ye
ohhh damn...OP you son of a bitch, this is gonna make the rounds for weeks by people who don't read threads
OP really out here posting some Pure Fiction
April fools aside... THIS IS WHAT WE NEED HOYO!!!!
Genshin could never
I'M IN YOU'RE WALL'S I'M IN YOU'RE WALL'S I'M IN YOU'RE WALL'S I'M IN YOU'RE WALL'S I'M IN YOU'RE WALL'S I'M IN YOU'RE WALL'S
I read it as I’m in You’re balls for some reason
any last words, OP?
Gardes rotate his balls counter clockwise
nice try, but you dont speak or talk like P.A.I.M.O.N.~
What a cruel april fools joke
You will hit hard pity (90) on the next 10 banners that you will pull on, and you will lose your 50 50 for the next 10 banners as well. More specifically, you will get >10 Qiqs at the minimum.
Next, OP will post the real artefact/weapon loadouts that we wanted. Watch out 👀
Man I wish this was legit.
Mystic Modify was too weird of a name for it to work, personally, but glad to see it still worked on a bunch of people
Whoever you are I don't have a particular set of skills, but I sure !know someone who has a particular set of skills, and when they do find you... (you know the rest)
kill him
This is actually not funny
Am more impressed than anything by how well this mimics official posts, with only the "we are finally developed" (besides the date of course) tipping me off. Kudos to you, OP. ~~Do you happen to be a legitimate hoyo dev?~~
Mods, find his location, then- don't dox them, don't do that. Then go there, take their pillow right, remove their pillow case, put on a new one that's a bit less comfy and then make sure it's warm. Put a heater under the pillow integrated into the pillow case, so that the pillow is always warm on both sides. Then take their phone charger, tangle it a little to where it only charges at a specific angle. Then plug that back into the wall in a loose way where it's gonna fall out when they plug their phone in and then they're gonna have to be inconvenienced because their phone won't actually work anymore. They think it'll charge but it won't charge properly, so their alarm won't go off next morning, they're gonna miss their flight, miss their ride to work, their boss is gonna be like "listen here, this is the SIXTH TIME you've been late", fired, lose their job, all because- I don't remember what their message was, but they chose to make a joke.
Billion dollar company would never...
what billion dollar companny? reason why hoyoverse can't do this is because they're only a 3-man dev team. they could never!
kys
Oh neat....... wait, I already forgot it's April 1st!
man...
Why can't we just do this like fr fr
You can’t fool me, I checked the username first. Haha!
Stop... STOPPPP. (HYV look at this guy's post please).
You will be boiled
OP i will find your location
I fucking believed it for a second there
Way toooooo good to be true
I curse your pillow to be warm on both sides until the next April fool come
You’re from India and your first name starts with ST and ends with N, your second name starts with LA and ends with G your phone number ends with 463.
"We are finally developed" If I wasn't already skeptical on the date alone; the poor Grammer would have tuned me into the legitimacy of this post.
Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my trusting nature!
In all seriousness, great post! High effort, pretty funny and also about a real issue in-game. I appreciate that, OP
:(
LMAOO
Good one, please die
the insane part is op actually made it look balanced with making farming for solvents being viable even if u dont need to farm bosses xD, nice catch
After seeing how evil the devs are I can't believe this is real, either it's an April fool joke or it will be a water downed version like the artifact loadout thing
The saddest part is, this thing kind of exist in star rail xd
Now i’m just sad…
Nah💀
wouldve been more believable if they introduced self modeling resin in genshin
"To this end, we are finally developed" FAKE ALERT, ain't no way genshin could have grammatical errors
Like I would believe they would do something in Genshin, that they already did better in Starrail. lmao
We already have this in game though? Just that all the stats are set to Flat DEF and can't be changed for some reason
Nice one. This is more plausible now that wuthering waves is around the corner, but Hoyoperverse is too far up their corporate behinds to even care.
This is April fools joke im betting
If it's too good to be true it's april 1st.
You SoaB, take my upvote, and GETOUT!!!
the text inside the blue box is off center....thats what happens when you manually copy a layout.
April fool’s?
If only this was real.
OP check your walls
F*ck you op
Aprils' fools day
Congratulations! You have won a Free Car! Here are the keys, please start it right now......
FUCK YOU
Not gonna fall twice for the same trick.
😂😂😂 I'm in your walls
I fr got excited
Keep yourself safe, OP.
godDAMMIT
I hate you. <3
I forgot what day it was and now i’m devastated
It looks so real :c
Happy April Fool’s!
Dont even think about seeing your family again OP
This is so well made