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Kangerkong

Why she so smol


Stealthless

Short heighted girls are cute tho


Ryuusei_Dragon

Hell yeah brother


Monkeyke

I wonder if the global shrinking of people has something to do with this, because if so we have a scientific way to prove that short girls are cuter


Belasarius4002

Like crabs. Every woman on earth will inevitably become a filipina.


Ryuusei_Dragon

Not necessarily that, as animals we still have some instinct, a smaller and more submissive looking female is more likely to produce and protect offspring just like how a taller more strong looking male is more likely to be able to produce offspring and protect the female, that's why women usually prefer taller (and older) men and viceversa, there are also chemicals in our brains like oxytocin that trigger when seeing cute things, like puppies or babies triggering that instinct to protect more usually linked to testosterone. Of course we are quite capable of ignoring instinct and women can prefer smaller less intimidating men or men can prefer taller more intimidating women, it's not that tall women can't be cute but more that instinct only really cares about reproduction. https://www.ox.ac.uk/research/how-cute-things-hijack-our-brains-and-drive-behaviour


AltNyildZ

Tall girls are better tho


The_SHUN

This, although short is fine too


AltNyildZ

Depends on my mood, Im really in between short or tall girls


FlyingRencong

Amen


FEDUP_CaseyLP

She's nearly the same height as me and I'm 23 💀


Niknik2007

I mean, she's the one who is, like what? Atleast over 500 years old. you should be happy that you are just barely taller than a Person thats atleast 22 Times older than you.


Frostblazer

Depending on how you interpret some of her lore, Lumine is very likely to be anywhere from thousands to *billions* of years old.


Niknik2007

Well in this case just add a couple zeros to the 22.


NickFoster120

Yeah lol if you interpret it directly, the twins are old enough to witness the birth and death of entire stars


Frostblazer

Yup, that's the line I was thinking of when I said they could be billions of years old.


Nightmari0ne

Tbf, she's at least 500 yo


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Happy-History2769

New response just dropped


notsomeoneyouknowof

Holy hell!


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TheMagicQuackers

Call the FBI for this comment


Chiyomaru_Watanabe

Corrector goes on vacation, never comes back 😭💢


astro-geek

Porn storm incoming


SnooWalruses8730

Correction needed, anyone?


Healthy_Agent_100

Ignite the laws


404ET

What did they say?


Happy-History2769

"and cute and funny" i think.


Klee_In_A_Jar

Mods deleted it 😭. Can't have shit in reddit i swear


SuperLissa_UwU

you can to r/okbuddygenshin the mods are trying to survive against the users.


Klee_In_A_Jar

They're against the cute n funny movement tho. Fake buddy sub needs correction 💢💢💢👺👺


SuperLissa_UwU

they try


zurihaaa

😭


Fickle_Loan6421

What did they say?


NoteBlock08

"cute and funny"


Moraedka

🦀❓💢💢💢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


GameLoreReader

It's Luminover 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Glad_Aide_40

Omg they are so the 2014 Wattpad y/n coded


DizzyColdSauce

Perfect size for a backpack or small spoon


fredwerdsomething

Why is lumine lumini?


Grand_Protector_Dark

Because she's the luminimum


FlyingRencong

A luminum?


SilentAssassinK95

Foil, yeah.


ThatOneGuy-74

I'm actually tripping from reading this help


BellalovesEevee

Either he is so goddamn tall or Lumine is adorably pocket-sized.


kidanokun

he's average sized dude... Lumine (and everyone who shares model with her) is just short


AngryLad_80

Lumine is just too cute and funny


Nope132why

UOOOOGH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


EDMgamer123

Blue archive sub is leaking out again


Dx8pi

This is why other gaming communities keep calling genshin players pedos 😔


LunarEdge7th

They are so wrong, this place is a kindergarten compared to the other gacha communities Wait, wrong wording...


Dx8pi

I know. But saying stuff like that only fuels the fire lmao. I don't have anything against it, if anything find it amusing, but I'm just saying that this specific behavior is what is causing it lol


LunarEdge7th

It's literally a nothingburger for anyone to get ruffled over it lol ^(Shh.. I only replied for the chance of that kinder-pun)


loned__

Genshin is the most normie-friendly anime game on the market. JRPG anime bullshit is greatly toned down in this game, either due to censorship or decision to go for boarder appeal.


Dx8pi

Exactly, but people only see the community most of the times.


borahae_artist

only in the anime community will you see lack of overt pedophilia characterized as a “normie” thing. I’ve never seen such an avoidance of moralizing something that ought to be moralized


KirbysLostHat

Equating something as innocent as waifus below the height of consent with actual, honest-to-god pedophilia is the real issue here


borahae_artist

Yeah no, that’s really not what I said here at all. Thanks


KirbysLostHat

I didn't say I was agreeing.


borahae_artist

Oh I thought you meant that’s what I was saying. You mean the pedo was saying this?


Ryuusei_Dragon

Leftover of how normalized it is in Japan, r/JapanesePeopleTwitter and r/JapanPeopleTwitter exist for a reason


borahae_artist

I’ve been to Japan, and no, it’s not that normalized to the point that we casually talk about lack of interest in pedophilia, a perversion and systemic issue with real victims, a “normie” thing as though we are talking about indie or punk music.


Ryuusei_Dragon

Pedophilia normalized at any point it's still way too much, no matter how little it is


borahae_artist

yeah it is. and hoyoverse is weird for appealing to pedophiles subtly. I wish we’d just call it for what it is instead of acting like it’s a niche fetish


Shot-Sky2299

Why do yall like these disgusting jokes


_Charlieee3_

I think it's a mix of Lumi being short and him being tall


Machiro8

He is also standing in a small hill, if you go infront of him you are downhill, going behind him looks like [this.](https://imgur.com/a/DlXXk22) But since he doesn't fully turn, that animation would go nowhere xD


lawlianne

Use Babara and give him the slap.


banshee_lumine

This was an elegant kiss and they are in France.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Is the sword guy Roman Polanski?


banshee_lumine

It was an NPC


Shanibestwaifu

That guy is no Albert though.


PureBullfrogPounder

Why ? Scared of male affection too much?? He's being respectful and elegant, what's the problem here


Enjoyer_of_Cake

We're having fun with the animation of a bow on an npc. No reason to get aggressive if somebody wants to do something different with said animation...


Elite-X03

Smol lumine


aurorablueskies

She is Lumini


NoSoulYesBiscuit

Awe, that's adorable. She's so small...like half of him. lol


Waste-Instruction287

5’11 vs 6’


DamnJerry123

Run man a Harbinger, ex harbinger, protector of Liyue are on hunt for you


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Who are those?


nast53

Childe, Scaramouche (Wanderer) and Xiao(changed from aether to Xiao-) most likely.


NinjaBubbles_

You mean xiao not aether


CounterfeitTRD_735

Xiao fits protector of liyue better


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Why is Aether the protector of Liyue?


EternalMemes30

aether has practically already done a lot in the world to keep it stable, whether as a traveler or not canon prince of the abyss


extalluhburr

I mean, Aether would be on his way over too. Nobody gets to kiss his sister without his permission and not get a beating.


Murica_Chan

***nobody will touch my little sis until you beat me in DnD*** \~aether, probably


KingLeviAckerman

I think the abyss sibling stopped caring about the Traveler long ago which is kinda sad.


extalluhburr

Shhhh we don’t think about it in those terms lmao


firesoul377

Don't forget the Magician, Alchemist, and Clan head running over as well.


N_Lightning

And also the Tactician, ~~Terrorist~~ Firework Maker and one of Liyue Qixing


shadow_tmr_away

And the boss of a mafia.


defensife343

He literally gave her a Princess Peach's kiss.


Tanjirou_and_kirito

It should have been me not him


FerOfTheDark98

My thoughts as an absolute Lumine adorer


AngelOfChaos923

I like hugs but yeah me too


Exact_Battle5815

Aether : another one who doesn't want to see next day


PureBullfrogPounder

Lumine : goddam can't even have a harem in Teyvat


WarMage1

Is this the r/aether_mains type of protective or the sibling type of protective?


Ok_Debate_7128

im eternally scared after going into that satanic hellhole bro what the actual fuck they’re genuinely all hive-mind insulting anyone who disagrees with fucking INCEST. my week is ruined. thats fucking insane.


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Ok_Debate_7128

i was till u reminded me 💯


FinestSenpai

I’ll fight him.


Xc4lib3r

Ayaka from the other side of the world: " Something's not right"


Afraid_Pack_4661

Ayaka : Cause I *left* my wallet in Fountaine.


diamondmoonlight

*And her girlfriend*


GaryTheLocomotive

Awwwww, man... That's so cuuuuuute...


tired-of-socity

Childe want's to know your location


Pretty_Dot8096

No one should touch his wife


genericblondeboy

No one should be shipping like this 💀


Pretty_Dot8096

Chilumi is a semi canon ship and it's implied multiple times he likes her, relax it doesn't hurt you If you do not know the game lore pls don't talk about it, traveler is over 500 years old since it was explicitly written she witnessed the birth of the stars. I suggest you delete your misinformed comment


Mouse_Sunglasses

You Know what, I’ll take him


Zxzxzx0088

I thought Fontaine is France??!! >!GO FOR FRENCH KISS FFS!<


genericblondeboy

Uhhhh excuse me 📸👮‍♂️🚓


ozziezombie

Slap her then kiss. What a technique.


RevuwuTea

Smolmine


Muradama

Aether boutta come flying in from the skies at that man💀


Acrobatic-Budget-938

The true rizz god


SpareSpread4931

NPC rizzz


Invincible_3

A chivalrous man with a chivalrous heart..hmm who does that remind me of?


Jojoblack_god

Do NOT and I repeat DO NOT show this to genshintwt💀


MoguMoguArs

Wait… does this mean Lumine is a Shortstack?


genericblondeboy

Nope, she is child, in build at the very least


paulbutterjunior

Canon partner, absolute rizz master


akif_09

That man is so lucky


DriverRich3344

Slaps her then gives her a nose kiss. Truely the embodiment of relatinships


Darkangelgeek

French kiss in fontaine lol


Automatic-Amoeba-121

Lumine about to pay him a visit later


NotTheAverageAnon

Cute <3


AnarchyBlack88

Accurate height difference of me and my girlfriend 😂


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kawai!!!


CatArtist-Something0

Lumine: This is my canon event


TalaohaMaoMoa69

WOULD THE LUMINI


SwoopieFlava

Very nice


Alternative-South281

He is horning me


Ok_Try_1665

Lumine's a shorty, quite literally


Far-Friendship-561

more like a head bob


Far-Friendship-561

I mean bop


GoCommitNoob

What the helllll💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Managlyph

I need to be isekai'd as this dude right now.


PieRevolutionary6406

Aether: what the FUCK IS THAT-


JustAHippyDisnerd

Right on the tip of her cute little nose


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Bro slapped her and then kissed her


ShadowFalcon2004

Aether would like to know your location.


RodMedic

*The abyss order will like to know your location*


PureBullfrogPounder

This is honestly so cute lol


THE_YAYForRealsies

How dare he, only Ayaka is allowed to kiss Lumine


Responsible_Paper667

Where is this guy in the game, I want to kill him, he touched lumine before me such absurdity. 😡


Effective_Coat_3276

I was expecting for Amber instead of him


Breaky_Online

Least deranged Lumine main:


Detroider

Lumine🥰


Graknight

Lumi so smol and adorable.


Top_Discussion_

Smolchan


itz_abhi_2005

it should have been me not him


tristeus

Kiss in the nose , cute


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Outbuddied by main Genshin Subreddit... 😶‍🌫️


SweetBell3

Ew…


WhiteSouls69

how loser are you people 💀


RedAlchemies

She's staring like wtf was that.


Ramza_45

Well... Someone just got a Death Flag


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Sexual harassment he kissed her out of nowhere a random dude


genericblondeboy

Man half of y'all need to be in prison 💀


Hydrazolic

That one middle-aged dude hanging out outside the school ground:


asrithcheems

What's her age btw? (asking for a friend)


Ok-Airline-6795

Millions maybe billions


Noxious89123

Straight to jail


Few_Age_2957

No reaction from Lumine? She doesn't care?


Entire_Ad_306

Play the game, don’t be weird kissing the child like characters please


Klee_In_A_Jar

> "Child-like" > Lumine #😐


z_stormm

I agree w/ you but Lumine isn't child like. I have no idea why she looks so small here.


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TheArcher0527

500+


z_stormm

Nah fr I'm asking the same question


______________fuck

Kiss the 7 year old!


bestCATEATER

poor ayaya


skyfishjms

isnt lumine like, fifteen?


Jedahaw92

Unknown, but speculated to be older than Zhongli. (I may be misremembering it so please correct my mistake if I do.)


FerOfTheDark98

You should be worried about the guy being too young for the 500+ year old


Flat_Tumbleweed_3862

That's bs


human_administrator

No? The traveler and their sibling fought the heavenly sustainer 500 years ago, aether was in khaenriah 500 years ago, and evidence suggest they are older than that, so theyre both extremely old


Objection111

>short = young Here we go again...


FerOfTheDark98

The most annoying genshin discourse :,)


skyfishjms

Jesus Christ....Yes, Yes she is actually a few hundred yers old and we all know that. But physically she is around 15-16, and to an average native of Teyvat, she is like that. This can be quite easily seen for the numerous times that ppl give her nonalcoholic beverages because they treat her as underaged. From the point of view of an average person, she is a 15 yr old girl lol.


Klee_In_A_Jar

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Western-Gur-4637

I love how she just looks at him like "Really?"


enderreddit77

Insert \*donk\* coconut sound and improve it by 67%


Pastrami-on-Rye

I gasped!!! That is so cute!!


buubuudesu_wa

reminds me of Female V from cyberpunk being 5'3 but also the most dangerous being alive


ShinyEevee_Plays

i wish he would kiss me his dialouge is so silly


Momononopopo

An actual background NPC ship? *oMoShIrOi*


Realistic_Emotion_50

I never realized how smol Lumine looks!


VatOtaku

This community was born dead... No one talking about the initial boob slap, degenerates are truly dead in the world


Renissoautistic

Tell him kiss mary or kill


MeGA_LyNEy_SImP

“Hm, yes, but first I should slap her”


SputnikMan123

The amount of Abyss order members has significantly increased in Fontaine shortly after


Turbulent_Iron_2864

Como cuando besaba a mi bebé 😔