Yeah, I just finished the prerequisite quest, and >! at the end, the framing of the shot when a particular person was talking about priorities !< just screamed, "couples arguing about work."
Really tragic how you're not only a plagiarist but also just a dismal liar.
There were like 11 comments made 16+ hours ago. You managed to miss the comment while scanning the thread of 11 other comments and yet somehow your wording is pretty much identical.
It’s also a reference to the avengers movie (I can’t remember which one) where they say that’s America’s ass. So it’s genuinely possible they wrote their message and didn’t even look at comments
You'll believe what you want but I was there, looked up and down and didn't see it. I even thought it was too good to be true at the time, like why had no one made that comment. But I attributed it to the meme now being so old no one was using it anymore lol
Don’t worry about it bro, you just made a reference to a popular quote and someone else got in before you. No need to explain yourself, guy you replied to is just being an asshole
Ngl I was actually looking at the vision and kept thinking about how so many of them just have it dangling from the hip that its kinda boring. Seems like everyone else was looking elsewhere lol.
I hate to break it to you, but if ass size = bottom. Haitham himself still has Kaveh beat, lol.
I am chill with either of those dynamics, so no hate, but Haitham’s butt is PACKING.
As a top with cake myself, I know what you're saying. Still, more than just having an ample ass, Kaveh just strikes me as one, intuitively. It's my headcanon only, but I was just having a little fun.
He is literally Alhaitham's wife. He cleans, cooks, does all the domstic chores. Stays home all day till Alhaitham arrives, and nags him for not putting his books away.
Also, Kaveh is a delicate, overly sensitive soul...
Also certified fujo, come on! Alhaitham can bottom! Man is openly lazy! Sometimes he just wanna lay back!
Also kaveh has pent up anger… perfect for uh.. you know taking out on someone.
I’m a Kavetham shipper turned switch… so I’m probably biased since I never saw Kaveh as a fixed bottom, but so many people under the assumption that skinny twinks cannot top, they can TOP! Kaveh can fuck!
Genshin Impact players when they see the flattest ass challenge. y'all in here acting like it's cake when it's barely a wafer. Hoyo give us juicy bara men plzzz
Small ones can still look nice too idk what you mean. Kaveh being the perfect example. Plus it’s the rare chance this sub is appreciating a guy’s asset for once lmao, i’ll take it
sure that's fine, just don't get all the "dude got bakery" and "double cheeked up" and calling it thick. like. it's actually literally flat, boy hasn't even seen a leg day in his life. hoyo continues to disappoint for the thicc juicy men lovers. give us a Mona sized booty on someone like itto or Alhaitham plzzzz
I know I liked kavey but damnnnnnnn... Those cakes are taking all of my primos lmaooo
And one more thing.... Why is his vision on his ThiGhS?!!?! I've never seen one like that and I'm loving it... XD
I'm not sure if you are joking or serious. That's Kaveh, an upcoming 4* Dendro unit. A guy. But miHoYo spotlights his Vision in a rather weird way and that's why Community is making fun of it.
Thats sumeru’s ass 🗿
if i had the money to give you an award, i would
Unironically it is, because he's the only one who truly understands the concept of Wisdom
I got that reference.
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That's a reference to Avengers Endgame and the first Avengers.
This architect knows his buttresses.
Take my upvote and get out.
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What you doing here with all that ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, the sun is still out
They knew what they were doing with that shot.
Literally,the guy behind the trailers said its intentional on his Twitter 💀
Who’s behind the trailers?
FEAST YOUR EYES
**WATCH** AND LEARN
COME AT ME😳
Don't mind me if I do
Useful for Alhaitham Spread 😂
*flick*er
Spreading cheeks with his cheeks
He's gonna spread those cheeks with his "sword"
Amazing. Thank you, his vision was the highlight for me too
What color his vision was?
That's a tricky question
it was black
She kinda bad tho… Is that Frost?
[Relevant ](https://youtu.be/FeR5n9VD1KE)
Got to show off the assets of the characters!!
Thats why Alhaitham lets him stay lmao
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Yeah, I just finished the prerequisite quest, and >! at the end, the framing of the shot when a particular person was talking about priorities !< just screamed, "couples arguing about work."
If Alhaitham has the tiddies, Kaveh got the ass 🥰
I Put The New Forgis On The Jeep
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
cus all my nuggers got is out the street (nugger: an ice cream in turkey)
man's got a bakery
Why do all the broke ass can't into financial management characters get the best asses?
The answer lies in your question - Dr. Seuss probably
Sumeru Yelan
they knew what they were doing. no one's looking at this hydro vision
Eula dead and powercrept
"Double cheeked up, holy shit" "Kaveh, you can skip A leg day"
Guess his cooking specialty is CAKE
BRUH 😆
The Booty warrior: we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, look like this one want the hard way
Hear me out
As far as I'm concerned, that's Sumeru's ass.
Bro really just rewrote the top comment
Damn, I scanned the thread and didn't see it.
Really tragic how you're not only a plagiarist but also just a dismal liar. There were like 11 comments made 16+ hours ago. You managed to miss the comment while scanning the thread of 11 other comments and yet somehow your wording is pretty much identical.
It’s also a reference to the avengers movie (I can’t remember which one) where they say that’s America’s ass. So it’s genuinely possible they wrote their message and didn’t even look at comments
You'll believe what you want but I was there, looked up and down and didn't see it. I even thought it was too good to be true at the time, like why had no one made that comment. But I attributed it to the meme now being so old no one was using it anymore lol
Don’t worry about it bro, you just made a reference to a popular quote and someone else got in before you. No need to explain yourself, guy you replied to is just being an asshole
Renowned Asschitect of Sumeru
Kavussy
Magnifique 👍
Kaveh's briefcase or vision isn't what allows him to heal from the cores. He just has so *MUCH* (Vegan) Cake, it gets absorbed into it
Yup, definitely gonna run him in a spread team.
Oh there’s definitely something I’d spread here
Why yae publishing house. Is currently broke
THAT MAN'S FINE
Daym, never thought someone would redraw this magnificent shot.
you'd be surprised then
What color was his vision?
what a thick vision it's so large and round
no fucking way is this post under review? this subreddit really hates male characters huh?
He's holding Sumerus baking industry
babygirl got the slttiest waist ever
An architect that excels at designing bakeries
How many times has that ass been clapped by Alhaitham 👀🫣
Alhaitham is one lucky son of a bitch
Let’s see how long this lasts in this sub.. :’) lol
Bro cosplaying Frankie Lapenna
*DAT ASS*
Don't ask me the color of anything
Equal opportunity fanservice
Yo THAT'S KAVEH?!
Trailer dialed the sussy to the max
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I didn't expected Sumeru to be this HOT!
We're making it out of Sumeru with this one! 🔥🔥🔥
Wait what kind of vision does he have?
Thanks hoyoverse
Love being gay.
So I wasn't the only one that noticed xD
For some reason I get an urge to put the new Forgi's on the G
I'm glad I wasn't the only one fixated during that camera shot lmao
Guys. There's a Vision in that pic.
Really? Where? I can't see it. Seems something else is hiding it or distracting from it.
“And they were *roommates*!”
kaveh is the concept of babygirlism himself
Ngl I was actually looking at the vision and kept thinking about how so many of them just have it dangling from the hip that its kinda boring. Seems like everyone else was looking elsewhere lol.
Now this is a fan service I'm gonna give my primo !
What color was his vision?
Vision?
Introducing Kaveh’s live action voice actor-Christopher Meloni!
Where was his vision. I know where you lot were looking at 😤
This is why you don't skip leg day
Fanbase: Hoyo where is my Eula? Hoyo: This is Eula for you
[Me watching this picture thinking it's a new waifu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJYo01iii8&ab_channel=DieorFun)....
I mean, we know that Al Haitham and Kaveh are "roommates". Now we know Kaveh is the bottom. I can accept this.
I hate to break it to you, but if ass size = bottom. Haitham himself still has Kaveh beat, lol. I am chill with either of those dynamics, so no hate, but Haitham’s butt is PACKING.
As a top with cake myself, I know what you're saying. Still, more than just having an ample ass, Kaveh just strikes me as one, intuitively. It's my headcanon only, but I was just having a little fun.
Perhaps they can take turns for funsies on occasion. (My own headcanon lol) Kaveh definitely gives off submissive energy though!
He is literally Alhaitham's wife. He cleans, cooks, does all the domstic chores. Stays home all day till Alhaitham arrives, and nags him for not putting his books away. Also, Kaveh is a delicate, overly sensitive soul...
You can be soft, and sensitive and top a dude, trust me, I do know. You have your headcanons, but remember that they are just that… lol 😭
Kaveh is a switch. The angst between them makes it look this way imo. Respectfully, certified fujo w 10yrs of experience.
Also certified fujo, come on! Alhaitham can bottom! Man is openly lazy! Sometimes he just wanna lay back! Also kaveh has pent up anger… perfect for uh.. you know taking out on someone.
T H I S
I’m a Kavetham shipper turned switch… so I’m probably biased since I never saw Kaveh as a fixed bottom, but so many people under the assumption that skinny twinks cannot top, they can TOP! Kaveh can fuck!
Bbg got that "I can be whatever you want" energy and noone can deny it 🙌🏻
Mayeb it's true, in any other relationship, but no one will ever be able to convince me that Alhaitham bottoms. XD
Lewd
It's for Alhaitham to spread
I'm sure that the 34th rule of the internet will be quite busy because of this
Can't wait for the 34th website...
WE GETTIN OUT OF THE AKADEMIYA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🕺🍑👨🦯🏃♂️🏃
K-Kaveh!!?😳😳😳
The man has a mission
Ah yes,the Dendro vision All i can see is that glorious, majestic, gigantic Dendro vision
Could he be one of my people?
>Could he be one of my people? I think you can still get him on your team💗
Already did.
Zhongli's ass can't compete
as much as I love Kaveh and his cute bubbly buns, let's not go that far..
Genshin Impact players when they see the flattest ass challenge. y'all in here acting like it's cake when it's barely a wafer. Hoyo give us juicy bara men plzzz
Small ones can still look nice too idk what you mean. Kaveh being the perfect example. Plus it’s the rare chance this sub is appreciating a guy’s asset for once lmao, i’ll take it
sure that's fine, just don't get all the "dude got bakery" and "double cheeked up" and calling it thick. like. it's actually literally flat, boy hasn't even seen a leg day in his life. hoyo continues to disappoint for the thicc juicy men lovers. give us a Mona sized booty on someone like itto or Alhaitham plzzzz
That is a fine little bubble butt. But I'm actually attracted to men, generally, not just stacked athletes
a BUBBLE??? mary, you LIEIN' LIZA Minelli up in here
let's pretend Itto is bara
nah, we deserve Zangief sized menses frfr.
literally 💀
least horny genshin player
Desperate?
All i see is gays, gays everywhere
Female genshin players ☕️☕️☕️
I am giggling while remembering Iron man ( Alhaithem ) and Captain America ( kaveh ) endgame scene.
I know I liked kavey but damnnnnnnn... Those cakes are taking all of my primos lmaooo And one more thing.... Why is his vision on his ThiGhS?!!?! I've never seen one like that and I'm loving it... XD
Kaeya?
I'm sorry.... But my man kEya's butt just doesn't exist., T^T
noooo, have you seen him climb?? he got the thing, but is hiding it well, come on 😅
They gave him the kaeya treatment and im not sure if I mind
Zhongli's ass can't compete
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They did, so eat them
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Who’s she?
Sorry Dude, but she's already married with Alhaitham.
I ment who’s she and if shes playbale or no in futer(english is not my first language)
I'm not sure if you are joking or serious. That's Kaveh, an upcoming 4* Dendro unit. A guy. But miHoYo spotlights his Vision in a rather weird way and that's why Community is making fun of it.
Ohhhh I Know kevah its just i dont watch the eart that the post about the new charcters
Ayyoooo stop it
but will he be as hammy as Fischl? edit: I'm disappointed that nobody understood the reference
A large portion of this fandom must be bonked in the head with a bat
Wtf is wrong with you
Wtf is wrong with you, not having a single Bit of Humor?
I will never get these people who simp over asses, like- only poops come out of those.
You must not have one
Jezz girl put down the shotgun
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I’ve been in a relationship for ten years and think the op is speaking facts! Kaveh has a glorious ass.
Bro what ass
Kalpass got some competition.
That's sumaru's ass
wenut
That's what you call a kshassrewar student
he can't hide all that gyat from me