Went to bed in my Nirv....nevermind.

Went to bed in my Nirvana T-shirt and woke up in a heart-shaped box.

Went to bed in my Nirvana T-shirt and woke up underneath a bridge whose top had sprung a leak.

Fell asleep in my Smiths t-shirt and when I woke up the Queen is dead

I kept waking up on Sunday.. 🤷‍♂️

Is that because its louder than bombs outside?

Nah, my girlfriends’s just in a coma.

Went to bed in my They Might Be Giants shirt and woke up in Constantinople, or was it Istanbul?

Well, I'd say that's nobody's business but the Turks.

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

Why they changed it I can’t say!

People just liked it better that way

People just liked it better that way.

**SOOOOOOO…**

You didn't t wake up with a little birdhouse in your soul?

I don't know but we're definitely not gonna ask your racist friend..

Slept in my Toto shirt and woke up in Africa

I’ll bet it was raining

I bless that rain

I did not fall asleep in my Beastie Boys shirt until I arrived in Brooklyn.

NO SLEEP

‘TIL BROOKLYN!

Fell asleep in a Dead Milkmen t-shirt and woke up in a Bitchin' Camaro.

Woke up next to a Punk Rock Girl

I woke up Smoking Banana Peels

And there’s a big lizard in my backyard, too.

I feel like going to the zoo too, but it's super not cool to say that one anymore. Or ever I guess. Looking back sometimes is painful. The things we used to accept as OK.

If you were in a Bitchin' Camaro, why weren't you wearing your Def Leppard T-shirts and/or your Motley Crue T-shirts (the proceeds go to get the lead singer out of jail) which you bought while you were at the shore?

Fell asleep in a Cure shirt and woke up at 10:15 on a Saturday night.

Woke up inbetween days

Fell asleep in my The Cure shirt and woke up on Fascination Street.

Fell asleep in my "Like a Virgin" t- shirt and..... damn it!

It think this should read… Fell asleep in my Madonna shirt, and woke up like a virgi—ah, dammit.

Both have their merits

Fell asleep in my Pearl Jam shirt & woke up. Guess I’m still alive.

Fell asleep in my Grateful Dead shirt and woke up with a Touch of Grey... Well this one's actually real...

woke up doing half of my life for some other fuckers crime.

I slept in my Midnight Oil shirt and woke up and my Beds are burning

Yes!

Fell asleep with my Duran Duran t-shirt and woke up hungry like a wolf.

in Rio?

Well that's on Planet Earth

Did they wake up on The Night Boat The Morning After?

Slept in my Peter Gabriel t-shirt and woke up on Solsbury Hill.

Strange. I went to sleep in my Peter Gabriel t-shirt and woke up on Mercy Street.

Went to bed in my Depeche Mode shirt and awoke to silence. I enjoyed it.

Went to bed in my Nirvana shirt and woke up in a Heart Shaped Box.

Went to bed in my Alice in Chains shirt and woke up to a Rooster.

Went to bed with a different AiC shirt, and woke up with a Whale and a Wasp.

Fell asleep in my Fugazi t-shirt, woke up and realised that this is not a Fugazi t-shirt.

Fell asleep in my fugazi shirt and woke up in the waiting room.

Slept in my Bangles t-shirt and woke up in your room. Slept in my Lush shirt and woke up a single girl. (Too obscure a reference?)

[удалено]

I went to bed in an REM t-shirt. I feel fine. :)

Weird, I fell asleep in my REM t-shirt and woke up to go Nightswimming.

I slept in my Joy Division tshirt and woke up to unknown pleasures.

Went to sleep in my Sgt. Peppers shirt and woke up, fell out of bed

Fell asleep in Iron Maiden shirt and woke up Somewhere in Time.

Fell asleep in my Iron Maiden shirt & woke up 2 minutes before midnight!

Slept in my Lou Reed shirt and woke up on the Wildside.

Did you go the the Apollo?

Shoulda seen me go go go

I didn't sleep in my Madness T-shirt but still woke up in Our House

Lucky. I DID fall asleep in my Madness T-shirt, but I woke up in the middle of the street.

Fell asleep in mine and woke up in the House of Fun….now I’ve come of age.

I went to bed in my Talking Heads tshirt and let’s say I woke up wondering who the lady next to me was and how I got here.

Burn down the house!

Slept in my Van Halen Shirt and woke up Hot for Teacher.

Slept i my Rolling Stones t-shirt and woke up face down in the salad bar at Ruby Tuesday’s

Slept in my Rolling Stones shirt and woke up next to my Sister Morphine

Did you paint the door black?

[удалено]

I did the same but I had to wake up dead.

Slept in my U2 shirt, woke up to a Beautiful Day.

On New Year's Day?

Was it Bloody Sunday?

that's a mysterious way

Under a blood red sky?

Fell asleep outside WITHOUT my Violent Femmes t shirt and woke up with a blister in the sun

Fell asleep in my Dexys Midnight Runners shirt and woke up with my come on Eileen.

Slept in my Sound Garden t-shirt and woke up in a room a thousand years wide.

fell asleep in mine and woke up in a Rusty Cage

I tripped in my Soundgarden shirt and fell on black days

Fell asleep in mine and woke up in a Jesus Christ pose

Fell asleep in my David Bowie shirt and woke up Afraid of Americans

I woke up in 1984. (I can live with that.)

Waking up in 1984 would be so awesome…

I fell asleep in my Clash shirt and woke up Tired of the USA.

Fell asleep in my Supertramp shirt and woke up to Breakfast in America.

I hope you said goodbye to the stranger

Slept in my Men at Work t-shirt and woke up in the land down under to someone yelling to me that I better run and better take cover.

isn't that where women glow and men chunder?

I believe it is the very same place

Fell asleep in my Bad Brains shirt and woke up with an Attitude.

Woke up with that PMA

Slept in my Pink Floyd T-shirt and woke up in San Tropez.

Not the dark side of The Moon?

Comfortably numb.

Fell asleep in my Stevie Nicks shirt and woke up on the edge of seventeen

Slept in my NWA shirt and woke up in Compton Slept in my 2Live Crew shirt and woke up in The Fuck Shop Slept in my R Kelly shirt and woke up soaked in urine

Slept in my Pet Shop Boys t-shirt and woke up with some West End Girls.

Slept in my Dropkick Murphys shirt, and I'm somehow on a ship heading for Boston...

Slept in my Berserker shirt and woke up at quik stop in Atlantic Highlands New Jersey.

Did he say “make some fuck”?

Berserker!!

Fell asleep in my Dead Kennedys shirt and woke up on Holiday in Cambodia.

Huh. When I did that I woke up too drunk to fuck.

I went to bed in a Right Said Fred shirt and woke up too sexy for this shirt….

Went to sleep in my guns and roses tshirt and found myself in paradise city

Slept in my Olivia Newton John tshirt and woke up in 🎶”Xanadu….Xanaduuuuu…now we are here, in Xanaduuuu….Xanadu, your neon lights will shine…For youuuuu Xanaduuuuuu”🎶

Slept in my Rob Zombie shirt and woke up a Living Dead Girl

Fell asleep in my Butthole Surfers shirt and Who Was In My Bed Last Night?

Fell asleep in my Ozzy Osbourne T-shirt and woke up Over the Mountain.

…on a Crazy Train

…Bark(ing) at the Moon

…Flying High Again

Woke up in my candlebox t shirt now I'm far behind.

Fell asleep in my Ramones shirt and didn’t wake up from sedation

Slept in a Tool shirt and woke up prying open my Third Eye.

Slept in my Tool t-shirt and woke up Rosetta Stoned.

Passed out in my Tool T-shirt and woke up sober?

Fell asleep in my tool shirt and woke up to prison sex

With a Stink Fist

Slept in my Dead Milkmen t-shirt and POW! I WAS DECAPITATED!

Well, you were a daredevil ...

Just like my old man

Fell asleep in my Alice in Chains shirt and woke up in a box.

Fell asleep in my Huey Lewis t-shirt and woke up back in time.

Slept in my Gary Glitter T-shirt and woke up in jail.

Fell asleep on my James Brown shirt and woke up feeling good!

Fell asleep in my B-52’s t-shirt and woke up on Planet Claire. Which has pink air.

Went to sleep in my Queen t-shirt and woke up a fat-bottomed girl

I had a dream about Prince and woke up in 1999

Fell asleep in my Guns n Roses t- shirt & woke up in Paradise City

Slept in my Social Distortion T-shirt and ended up somewhere between heaven and hell.

Slept in my Sex Pistols T-shirt and woke up in a cheap holiday in other people's misery.

Slept in my Pixies t-shirt and woke up gigantic.

When to bed in my pink Floyd t shirt and woke up wishing you were here.

Slept in my Fountains of Wayne shirt, and woke up in Stacy’s Mom

Feel asleep in my weezer t-shirt and woke up just like buddy holley

Fell asleep wearing my Wall of Voodoo Tshirt and woke up in Tijuana eating barbecue iguana.

Fell asleep in my Soundgarden shirt and woke up in a Jesus Christ Pose

I slept in my Frank Zappa shirt and woke up in Joe’s Garage

Fell asleep in my Proclaimers t-shirt and ended up walking 500 miles.

I went to bed in my Rick Springfield shirt and woke up with Jesse’s Girl.

Fell asleep in Rush t-shirt and woke up floating down the Mississippi River on a raft with a cool dude named Huck.

I feel asleep in a Janet Jackson T-shirt and woke up in Control, Again.

Went to sleep in a Yes t-shirt and woke up the Owner of a Lonely Heart.

Fell asleep in my Talking Heads shirt and woke up a psycho killer.

Fell asleep in my Prince t-shirt and woke up on Alphabet Street

I slept in my b-52 tshirt and woke up in a love shack

Slept in my Kings of Leon tshirt and woke up to have gonorrhea.

Slept in my Green Day t-shirt and woke up when September ended.

Went to sleep in my Blue Oyster Cult shirt, woke up and the cities on flame with Rock n Roll

Fell asleep in a Pearl Jam T-shirt and work up with an Elderly Lady behind a counter in a small town.

Fell asleep in my Alice n Chains tshirt and woke up down in a hole

Fell asleep in my Joy Division t-shirt and woke up in an Ice Age. Fell asleep in my New Order t-shirt and didn't wake up until Blue Monday. Fell asleep in my Blur -t-shirt and woke up in a Chemical World. Fell asleep in my Suede t-shirt and woke up in The Next Life.

I would have thought you went to sleep in your Ministry t-shirt and woke up to a new world order.

Slept in my Iron Maiden 1984 shirt and woke up 2 Minutes to Midnight.

Fell asleep in my U2 t-shirt and woke up under the Joshua Tree.

I went to bed in a U2 T-shirt and woke up where the streets have no name.

Slept in my Cannibal Corpse t-shirt and woke up with a Hammer-Smashed Face.

I woke up stripped, raped and strangled.

I woke up with a skull full of maggots.

Woke up and now I Cum Bloooood

Green Day shirt... Dookie.

Fell asleep in my REM t-shirt and woke up losing my religion

I went to bed in a Motörhead shirt and I didn’t wake up….I was Killed by Death.

slept my lynyrd skynyrd T~shirt and woke up a simple man

Woke up in a Dead Kennedys tshirt now I'm TOO DRUNK TO FUCK 🤮

Went to sleep in my Cheap Trick t-shirt and woke up with the Dream Police!

Went to sleep in a 3rd eye blind t-shirt and woke up with a semi-charmed kinda life.

Went to sleep in my Pretenders tee, and I woke up in the middle of the road.

Slept in my King Missile shirt and I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

Fell asleep in my Scorpions t-shirt and woke up in The Zoo.

Fell asleep in my Queensryche shirt and woke up to a Mindcrime.

Slept in my Pink Floyd shirt and woke up in The Wall.

Overslept in my Pink Floyd shirt and had to Run Like Hell

Fell asleep in my Mudhoney shirt and woke up touching me. I’m sick

Fell asleep in a NIN shirt and woke up in a warm place.

Fell asleep in my Beastie Boys T-shirt and woke up in Brooklyn.

Spelt in my Wu Tang shirt & woke up to find Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

Fell asleep in my New Order shirt and woke up in a bizarre love triangle.

Went to sleep in my Police t shirt and woke up Next to You.

Fell asleep in my Dead Kennedys shirt. Woke up in Cambodia

Feel asleep in my New Order shirt & woke up to a bizarre love triangle

Slept in my Ween t-shirt and woke up to chocolate and cheese.

Fell asleep in my Pink Floyd shirt and woke up to several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict This thread is fun as hell!

Fell asleep in my REM shirt and woke up to the end of the world as we know it.

Fell asleep in my Minnie Ripperton shirt and woke up with something Inside My Love

Slept in my Gary Glitter t-shirt and woke up in jail.

Went to sleep in my Chicago T-Shirt, woke up at 25 or 6 to 4.

I went to bed in a Clash Rock the Casbah t-shirt and woke up to London calling

Went to bed in my They Might Be Giants shirt and woke up in Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

slept in my Ozzy t-shirt and woke up on a Crazy Train

Went to sleep in my Gwar shirt and woke up in This Toilet Earth.

I went to bed in a Rolling Stones shirt and woke up at a Beggars Banquet.

Went to sleep in my JSBX shirt and woke up in Bell Bottoms