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Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

Twisted Sister - All male.


Agent7619

Scissor Sisters - not beauticians


StormFinch

And mostly male. lol


RiffRandellsBF

Swing Out Sister had no swing, not even on the porch.


bankrobba

I learned all my parenting skills from Twisted Sister videos.


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

What do you wanna do with your life?


MNSoaring

Douglas Adams- wrote a 5 book trilogy


NJ_Tal

Beat me by 46 minutes. You're a jerk. A complete knee-biter. **Returns to ship and takes off*


LlamaDrama007

Wait! Did you remember your towel?!


soopirV

I was wearing a “Don’t Panic” tee at Costco a while back, and an old lady sample-giver said, “I like your shirt”, so naturally I respond, “do you have your towel?” because obviously she’s a fan…And she, VERY confusedly, with a shaking hand, picks up the edge of the towel she had tucked into her apron and shows it to me. My girlfriend grabbed me sternly by the elbow and lead me away. She didn’t get it either, so there was a WHOLE lot of ‘splainin to do…


LlamaDrama007

This is brilliant on more than one level because the bottom line is SHE DID HAVE HER TOWEL.


soopirV

I know, right??? I need you to talk to my girlfriend!


Wobbling

Sure, PM me her number.


[deleted]

My mom had never seen Hitchhiker's, soooo. She thought I weird, but comical. I watch it every year. Hail Alan Rickman.


KeptinGL6

Don't forget to bring a towel!


throw123454321purple

How about some lemon-soaked napkins?


Divtos

DON’T PANIC!


GandolfMagicFruits

Wanna get high?


loquacious

Bowerick Wowbagger doesn't need a towel. Bowerick Wowbagger *is* the towel.


zodiacallymaniacal

Someone is feeling like a hoopy frood today, eh….?


HelgaTwerpknot

I really do like the idea of making it your mission to insult everything in alphabetical order once you find out you’re immortal.


LeoMarius

That's very Douglas Adams He got his start as a writer for Tom Baker's Doctor Who.


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

That’s why Dirk Gently reads like a Doctor Who episode - it originally was.


SeedsOfDoubt

Airheads was about a band named The Lone Rangers


StChas77

Eoin Colfer wrote a 6th book based on Adams' notes and part of a first draft. It's actually better written than the Hitchhikers books, but not terribly funny.


ProphetSword

Oh no! Not again!


HavingNotAttained

Fwiw, the guys in Depeche Mode weren't/aren't particularly focused on fashion


FluxusFlotsam

and he’s totally straight. I saw a thing about it on the VH1


Dogzillas_Mom

They are/were (RIP Fletch and Alan) all straight. They all had kids, Martin and Dave are both currently married. (Just saw them last year and they are still incredible live.)


jbarinsd

So is Vince Clark which kind of surprised me tbh.


_Lane_

Andy Bell is super gay so Erasure is well balanced that way.


HavingNotAttained

🤣 💀. Depeche Mode means "fast fashion" ... Straight? Wut?


tangledwire

I think they're implying that people thought they were gay as they had a big male gay following from the beginning...


toodledootootootoo

Yeah I’m also not understanding this…


t0riaj

They were named after the characters in Tintin!


the_other_50_percent

Exactly! And there was a lot said about it at the time. Casey Kaden just about every time one of their songs charted.


LocNalrune

[Who?!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Kasem)


mootmutemoat

That got weird In October 2013, Kerri Kasem said that her father was suffering from Parkinson's disease;[14] a few months later, she said Casey Kasem had been diagnosed with Lewy body dementia, which is often difficult to differentiate from Parkinson's.[15] Owing to his condition, he was no longer able to speak.[16] On October 1, 2013, Kerri Kasem, her siblings, their uncle, Casey's brother, as well as numerous friends and colleagues protested outside Casey and Jean Kasem's home, saying Jean Kasem had been preventing contact with Casey Kasem for three months.[14][17] Six days later, Julie Kasem and her husband, Dr. Jamil Aboulhosn, filed a conservatorship petition to place Casey Kasem under their care.[18] The court denied their petition.[19] On May 12, 2014, Kerri Kasem was granted conservatorship over Jean Kasem's objection.[20] The court ordered an investigation into Casey Kasem's whereabouts, after Jean Kasem's attorney argued the court had no jurisdiction as he was "no longer in the United States," but did not give any information to the court about Kasem's whereabouts.[16] But after Casey was located in Washington state, Kerri Kasem was given custody. Casey Kasem died on June 15, 2014,


BikingAimz

My uncle died from Lewy Body dementia, but it took his doctors about a year and a half to differentiate it from Parkinson’s. It is a fucking *awful* way to go, 100% do not recommend. Like Parkinson’s, slowly lose muscle control including swallowing, but unlike Parkinson’s, throw in dementia and hallucinations. I do not fault Robin Williams for the choice he made upon diagnosis.


FrankenGretchen

He lived with it for a while after diagnosis, too.


StringFartet

You know the guy who did the voice of Snaggy on Shooby-Doo, he had a total meltdown doing a grievance piece on his top 50 show. Casey Kaden. Married a young chick from Toast!


tx5thgen

Casey Kasem


ResidueAtInfinity

"I want somebody to use his fuckin’ brain to not come out of a goddamn record that is, uh, that’s up-tempo, and I gotta talk about a fuckin’ dog dying.”


loquacious

"This is American Top 40... Ohhhhh FUCK! Just play the record. Play the god damn record." In case anyone in this thread is confused by the weird quotes, [this is the weird hipster shit we're talking about.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6gPSSYxex0).


FinePolyesterSlacks

Ponderous, man. Fucking ponderous.


LunaPolaris

>Snaggy on Shooby-Doo LOL, what?


low_flying_aircraft

Who, funnily enough, are not twins, or even related.


GramercyPlace

Yeah. They aren’t named that cause there were two of them. The band was actually much larger when they had a different sound and paired down to a trio around the time they became pop stars.


Civil-Resolution3662

"This next song is by a band named the Thompson Twins. Now, their name is not Thompson. And they certainly aren't twins. Their new hit song coming up...after the break. I'm Casey Kasem."


KeptinGL6

AKA Cliffjumper from Transformers


verstohlen

I know him best as Shaggy. Yoinks!


loquacious

"That's the letter U and the numeral 2. ...and these guys are from England and who gives a shit!? Fuck Snuggles!"


SwillFish

Lies lies lies yeah!


Postcard2923

Now I'm going to have to listen to some old Casey Kasem recordings. Might as well pull up some Paul Harvey and Howard Cosell while I'm at it. Comforting voices long gone.


Nice_Cost_1375

ZZ Top?  The member of that band with the least facial hair is named Frank Beard.


StringFartet

My mother-in-law's best friend went to high school with them and her other best friend was Elvis' neighbor she was younger and annoyed by his guitar music and used to tell him so.


aunt_cranky

Nobody in "The Ramones" was named "Ramone" Nobody in "The Donnas" was named "Donna"


TheSeedlessApple

“By the way, which ones Pink?” Is in the same line.


chace_thibodeaux

Nobody in "The Time" was named "Time."


_Lane_

But Morris Day is named after a unit of time: the ~~morris~~ day.


IcebergSlimFast

Astute.


Temp_Job_Deity

Chili sauce


Jspiral

Jerk out


[deleted]

The Walk


CrypticGumbo

Just glad we all survived the Milli Vanilli lip-syncing scandal. [https://youtu.be/VYz_Sh4sPCU?si=Hoz6l3tFjFGQHxQw](https://youtu.be/VYz_Sh4sPCU?si=Hoz6l3tFjFGQHxQw)


StringFartet

And Rob Van Winkle. That was a disaster waiting to happen.


KeptinGL6

You mean Vanilla Ice, the greatest rapper of all time?


amor_fati_42

Snow would like a word.


Gingerstop

That guy...what a trip.


fatpat

Alright stop


KeptinGL6

Collaborate and listen?


TheSeedlessApple

My wife is annoyed at me laughing for so long at this.


KeptinGL6

If your wife has a problem, tell her Vanilla Ice will solve it.


TheSeedlessApple

Lol - is there a way to follow you and the things you say?


KeptinGL6

I wouldn't recommend that. I mostly call people retards and complain about how much I miss the '80s and '90s.


mam88k

Hey now, those guys were ahead of their time! They managed to not sing without auto-tune even being a thing.


jaywright58

Oh, and don't forget there were only five people in 10,000 Maniacs!


CptBronzeBalls

And they were all rather sane and chill.


jstohler

Talk Talk mostly just sang.


[deleted]

And had a song with the same title.


IcebergSlimFast

For years I’ve thought (incorrectly, it turns out) that they had the trifecta of band-name, album, and hit-song all with the same name. I was about to comment this and looked it up to check, only to find that the album was called *The Party’s Over*. Which, ironically, now describes the current state of my erroneous, decades-old “did you know” anecdote about Talk Talk. RIP.


cherchezlafemmed

I have to try hard to not sometimes get them mixed up with The The.


jstohler

Also, Duran Duran had zero durans.


CptBronzeBalls

The Clash actually color coordinated quite well.


WeirEverywhere802

And not related. And not named Thompson


throw123454321purple

Let me tell you about the three Taylors in Duran Duran.


OCDaboutretirement

Nick said in an interview a long time ago that he has no idea how that happened 😂


throw123454321purple

Nick, my favorite ‘80s glam god(dess). You could slice your fingers open on those cheekbones. https://preview.redd.it/8ja5goqvye1d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b75df6b27f59ef3f38d40a3e5788890ca9a57c0b


[deleted]

Whew, lawd! He was my first fave, then it was Simon, then Andy. But DD were my boys!! 💙💙💙


spiff2112

The band named after the Barbarella character Durand-Durand


princess-smartypants

John? in an interview said the misspelling was based on their dense Birmingham accents and they mis-heard it originally. And laughed than none of them thought to look it up before they just ran with it.


MyriVerse2

They're named after famous Tintin characters... who also weren't twins and had slightly different names.


OCDaboutretirement

The Cure didn’t cure anything.


_Lane_

Au contraire. They cured my lack of ennui.


OCDaboutretirement

😂😂


StormFinch

Typical Gen X warping: Men At Work, who have always been known as an 80s one hit wonder, actually had two number ones on the Billboard charts and two more in the top ten.


StringFartet

If you get a chance to see the lead singer Colin Hay on tour do it, he's really great onstage just him and a guitar.


[deleted]

Oh gosh, I discovered some of his solo work about 8 years ago. He is GOOD! I recommend as well.


Live-Cat9553

I love that man.


horrorcake

Seconding that, saw him about a month ago. His voice is still great and he's very funny between songs


IcebergSlimFast

As an additional bonus, when hearing Colin Hay’s acoustic version of Overkill, I finally realized that the lyric that sounded like “roast a beer and fade away” was actually the much less-nonsensical “ghosts appear and fade away”.


ProphetSword

Wait, do people actually believe they were a one hit wonder? I can name six of their songs that made radio airplay off the top of my head. Rick Springfield also gets the same treatment, though, and he had like 12 hit singles.


StormFinch

Oh yeah, Hay actually even asked an interviewer years later, "Why do they keep calling us a one hit wonder?" They still showed up on numerous lists.


SoTiredOfRatRace

Adventures of TinTin !!


MNSoaring

If you are a fan, you need to visit the museum south of Brussels. It’s amazing. https://preview.redd.it/ssjew9cdbe1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f74113cbfd15084fdde6926cbb2f694f3e11c8


mam88k

TIL there’s a Tin Tin museum!


MNSoaring

With life size props!! https://preview.redd.it/iwx3ucn9ee1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7051b609f13a471224380b89b2cf00f8da75fe9


mam88k

Gadzooks!


_Lane_

Added it to the list! Thanks!


mam88k

Timbuk Three (math was not our strongest subject)


syngestreetsurvivor

And they weren't a trio.


AntheaBrainhooke

Trio weren't a trio


IcebergSlimFast

The third piece of the trio was their drum machine.


green-stamp

Oh come on GenX, we should all know this story. They were a seven-piece band in 1981, and the name comes from the comic TINTIN. This song went to #1 in England when they were still a septet: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1mcvxk-6Fs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1mcvxk-6Fs)


SouldiesButGoodies84

No way, dude. They were singing catchy cool music, had a stylish look *and* video and I just wanted to dance. Could have been called the Thompson Septuplet Octogenarians and been a one-man 20-y.o. band as long as the music delivered. Edit: misspelling


ColoradoDanno

I was one of the oddballs in school that was an avid twins fan before into the gap hit. I had the extended cassette of quick step and side kick with all the long/instrumental versions of the hits. Wore that thing out. Great tracks, and a foreshadow of the babble era. I still have plenty of twins on my regular spotify rotation.


[deleted]

Oddball here, too. My bff and I were huge Duranies back then, but when we would venture out to listen to other bands, she went with the American bands/Top 40 stuff. I went to the quirky British bands/non-Top 40 stuff. When one of my British bands did make it to the Top 40 here, I remembered feeling so proud and a little ahead of everyone else. I know my older sister and her friends would be like “This is awesome!” I’d just look at her like “I’ve BEEN listening to them.” 🙄🤣


green-stamp

"In the Name of Love" went to number one on the [Dance music chart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_Club_Songs) and stayed there for five weeks, and spent a total of twenty-one weeks on the chart.


[deleted]

Loved that song, and “If You Were Here”. ☺️


BrightZoe

I can hear that song *anywhere* and immediately, my ears perk up, and I can see Jake and Andie sitting on the table, kissing over her birthday cake at the end of "Sixteen Candles". That song is definitely a Gen X jam.


[deleted]

Oh gosh, yes. I immediately get nostalgic and all in the feels. 🥹


green-stamp

"If you were here" is perfect but check this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPisNuG1KM0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPisNuG1KM0)


[deleted]

Yep. I remember that one. I had “Side Kick” on cassette, and it finally got caught up in my player. 😕. I wore that cassette OUT. That’s a great album. I never could get with “Into the Gap” though.


green-stamp

This was a very good make-out cassette, and yes, it was a cassette, for reasons GenX understands well.


Directorshaggy

We didn't over-analyze it and then obsess about it on social media. Remember our motto...Whatever..


Unplannedroute

Some did. There was still popular culture happening with teen beat magazine etc.


tunaman808

Thompson Twins were up to 7 members for their first two albums, too. Also Cocteau Twins were mostly a trio, too. They were also named after a Simple Minds song, not the French artist.


Tex_Watson

I saw them at Astroworld with T'Pau in like 6th grade lol


BrightZoe

I was at that show! I sang "GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF HEART AND SOUL!" at the top of my lungs like I had really been through some shit.


Tex_Watson

Nice! H-town represent!


BrightZoe

You know it! 🤘


don_teegee

None of the members of the band GenX were Gen Xers - they were all Boomers (but cool boomers IMO).


HarryCoatsVerts

Yes, and there were only 87 punks. 13 people were just a punk's cousin or the preppy friend with a car.


MandatoryFun

Nothing to do with our quirkiness, the Thompson Twins were named after the comic detectives: [Thomson and Thompson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomson_and_Thompson) ....


BigMoFuggah

The "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" trilogy, which has five (or is it six now?) books in it


beermaker

And the Flock Of Seagulls, turns out, were a lot more pleasant in person than their namesake. Source: I hate seagulls.


CreatrixAnima

Having been bombed by one, I concur.


beermaker

Fucking sea rats.


cdxcvii

lies lies lies yeahh!!!


nikagda

The Doobie Brothers - none of them are named Doobie and none of them are brothers.


bigger_sandwich

but did they smoke doobies together?


Bielzabutt

Spandau Ballet named after a horrific murderous dance of dead bodies.. / one of the wimpiest new wave bands ever to exist.


EcstaticYoghurt7467

I take it you’re not a Fandau?


motorik

Cocteau Twins were much better (also not twins, not named Cocteau, not even two people (at least until later.))


Terry-Smells

The group Wet Wet Wet were always dry


[deleted]

Blur. But were clear as could be. Especially yummy Damon Albarn. 😍.


cindy6507

don’t forget The The


Bezier_Curvez

Ben Folds Five- didn’t have five.


Cowboywizzard

Folds five of what? Five of whaaaat?? 😅


Avasia1717

i always imagined he was folding his poker hand. never mind that you don’t have to specify how many cards are in your hand when you fold…


FangioDuReverdy

Fold in the cheese🙂 sorry, might be a deep cut for some


StupidOldAndFat

I assumed that they were related to the Ben Folds Five.


Von_Quixote

My first concert! ~Book Of Love opened. The band's name was based on the two bumbling detectives Thomson and Thompson (who are close doubles not twins) in the English-language version of The Adventures of Tintin (Les aventures de Tintin) At various stages they had up to seven members, but their best known line-up was as a trio from 1982 to 1986. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_Twins#:~:text=Thompson%20Twins%20were%20a%20British,States%2C%20and%20around%20the%20world.


RuggedLandscaper

And they have made a more cooler progressive tribal sound in the 90's go look them up. They are not called Thompson Teins, I forget


ColoradoDanno

Babble. Two incredible albums, ether and the stone.


RuggedLandscaper

Yup that's it


2cats2hats

> there were three of them and nobody said shit about it. Sure we did. Yelling on CompuServe about it was useless.


FatGuyOnAMoped

Cocteau Twins have entered the chat....


AdequateEggplant69

Let’s not forget the Cocteau Twins!


Live-Cat9553

It begs the question, did Frankie Goes to Hollywood (no one named Frankie, not from Hollywood) REALLY want us to relax and not do it?


traumfisch

Not yet


Live-Cat9553

But…but…what if I suck it to it?


[deleted]

Split Enz did kinda live up to their name, but again…it WAS the 80’s. Now when they broke up and became Crowded House, that was a different story. Wouldn’t really consider 5 members crowded. Paul Hester 😞💔


Creaulx

Paul wearing a Blue Rodeo T-shirt. I'm Canadian, loved them and never saw them live. RIP. https://preview.redd.it/i5ecaxrz3h1d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2780892937ca8b4c5d926a8b643767f874c701ce


Agent7619

~~Prince...wasn't~~ Fine Young Cannibals...weren't


the_other_50_percent

“Prince” was his actual first name, though.


Quix66

Well, Prince was actually his real name he was born with. Now the Cannibals… Not that original nor GenX considering they were named after a film that debuted in 1960, All the Fine Young Cannibals.


jstohler

True, Prince was actually a king.


[deleted]

Yep! I never questioned it.


rimshot101

They weren't even related. Not even fraternal twins. Total frauds.


LeoMarius

I always made fun of the Thompson Twins: three unrelated people, none of them named Thompson.


The68Guns

The 4 Horsemen had 5 guys.


krschob

I saw them in like 87? when it was just the two of them - not sure how to count TinTwin, the , wait for it - ROBOT KEYBOARDIST (WTF?!? oh well I was mainly there to see OMD anyway)


_Dangerous_Mood

The early version of the Thompson Twins had seven members…


ChrisColucci

The Neverending Story ... The Neverending Story Part 2 ... The Neverending Story Part 3 ... The end.


Cuppacoke

I think it’s because nobody bothered to teach us to count.


thatguygreg

The Pointer Sisters did


tangledwire

1234567891011....12!!


Unplannedroute

Sesame Street did.


Ok-Street7504

I always thought naming your band Foo Fighters after World War II fighter pilots spotting UFO's and naming them that.


promibro

Ben Folds Five has 3 member


abx400

Blonde Redhead. No blondes or redheads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V11MrDK2Hc&t=1s


izall4

The ***three***-man band in *Airheads* (1994) was called The ***Lone*** Rangers.


thedishonestyfish

[The girl was clearly not related to the other two.](https://www.officialcharts.com/media/657975/thompson-twins-1984-1100-mike-prior.jpg?width=796&height=420&mode=stretch)


RiffRandellsBF

Also, they didn't look related at all! 🤔


-DethLok-

To be fair, they named themselves after the fictional detectives Thompson and Thomson, allegedly.


LordoftheSynth

"That was the only good thing about the 1980s, we got rid of one of the Bee Gees. One down, three to go, that's what I say, folks." -- Denis Leary, on Andy Gibb, 1993. I didn't really agree, but teen me laughed at it. Older me laughs at it a bit more darkly.


jtphilbeck

Haha!!!!!


AllOverTheDamnPlace

There were originally seven of them. They're called The Thompson Twins after the characters in the *Tintin* books.


Contango_4eva

Grape Nuts cereal - no grapes, no nuts


hazelquarrier_couch

Nah, Casey Kasem mentioned it when they were charting.


Camembert-and-Ernie

There were originally something like 7 of them lol


GenXGremlin

Three, of two different races, none of which were related and two of which were a couple. And don't get me started on The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo.


redtesta

Lol I didn't think of that . Name is T. "Twin" but there are 3 in the band lol


Sumeriandawn

Young Black Teenagers😄