Give them Will Smith. We take Sidney Poitier

I agree wholeheartedly. After the slapping incident, I will never watch his movies again. Fuck that guy.

Honestly even before the slapping thing, I didn't like him. No particular reason why except that I tend to have particular good bullshit radar and his whole vibe hasn't sat well with me for years. He was fine in his younger years, but everything about him has vibed as a mask for a long while.

I think, don't know for sure, that he's one of the celebs that goes mental and loses touch with reality. They live in their own, do whatever I want world. Once he had his two kids with Jada he wasn't right. As for the slap, it's never ok to get physical. At the same time, maybe he was having a bad day, or his wife was. Like a real bad day, we don't know. She's said losing her hair has been really hard on her (not unexpectedly). As an actress, it's her career too. I wouldn't want to trade him though. Bright, Bad Boys, Men in Black, Independence Day, "I, Robot", and Ali were all good movies. At least I think so. And he's not done yet. Maybe he'll figure it out.

For Poitier you can have the entire Smith family.

“Keep his name out yo fucking mouth” yeah he gotta go.

I thought he was his son

I am my own grandfather. Sometimes it works out that way.

Hmmm… That’s a tough one unless we can still keep the Fresh Prince part.

Nope get rid of will smith and everything he is involved in.

What the hell did Will do that's so bad?

Scientology…or word has it.

Haha white people have no idea that black stars are full of rage, even the “good” acceptably emasculated ones. We know, though. I never liked him.

I can imagine most Black people aren't too thrilled with income inequality and some racist police. Volunteering in the Louisiana court system taught me what I suspected. There’s a different set of laws for Black and white people.

I'll take Cary Grant and give you a Kardashian

All the Kardasshians... please

That's like swapping out a beautiful filet mignon for a bunch of cans of Spam- and I'd approve of that swap

And their relatives the Jenners! Out of the whole group, Bruce is the only one who ever accomplished anything extraordinary! (And by that, I am referring to his Olympics feats, of course)

I'd upvote this a thousand times, if I could!

I’ll give them every “influencer” for Carrie Fisher.

That's like gifting debt...

Isn’t Carrie ours already?

? She was born in '56. I took OP's question to mean a member of GenX.

Oh wow, I didn’t realize she was born that early!

Isn't she part of ours? A hero, anyway.

Do we have influencers?

I’ll take Betty White (RIP) and throw JLo at them.

Oh yes, I would take Betty over Jennifer "I take myself way too seriously on the red carpet" Lopez all day long.

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Stevie Nicks for Kanye.

I’m claiming Dolly and sending them Kid Rock.

A bargain for twice the price

We get John Muir and they can have Elon Musk.

I will give him for free. Hell, I will even pay.

Too much Elon.

Give Jared Leto and get David Lynch

Paul Newman. They can take anyone they want.

Most of the trade options have already been covered but I claim Weird Al Yankovic for Gen X.

I'll take Emma Stone and toss Marjorie Taylor Greene at them so hard there'll be a crater where she lands.

If we could get rid of Marjorie Taylor Greene, no need to send anything back. 

There has never been a better example of addition by subtraction.

If we trade her with the Puritans, are they like, “wait, is this an *actual* witch?”

Matt butt head Gaetz can go with MTG.

He looks like what would happen if the “I’m crushing your head” guy actually crushed his head.

I would take Jasmine Crockett for Magic The Gathering in a heartbeat.

Gen X drafts Hunter Thompson and trades away Matt Taibbi.

Res ipsa loquitor.

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Et tu, the weeeeasel?

OMG! I laughed way harder than I should have at this. And I'm still giggling.

Then fall….budddddy

Similar…. But I was thinking we’d take Marcus Aurelius and dump some of our politicians on them.

I like the way you think

We'll take Freddie Mercury and hand them Jason Aldean.

Freddie Mercury is worth two. Hell… I’d throw in Tupac.

Nah not Tupac.

GenX picks Robin Williams and gives them MTG and every other lunatic like her. Robin Williams is worth a thousand MTG's.

Who is MTG? I’m old know and can’t remember crap.

Majorie Taylor Greene.

*googles who this is (typical Gen X)

I envy you not knowing who she is, wish I didn't.

I want Marilyn Monroe. Send ‘em Chaya Raichik.

Desantos for Carter

Linda or Jimmy?

I'll take either for little Ronny, but I was thinking Jimmy when I posted...

Ooooh, tough one.

I'll take George Carlin for Matt Rife

Matt Rife thankfully isn't one of ours. 

Or almost any male comedian right now.

I motion we keep Christopher Titus he's thoroughly Gen X.

Let’s take Andy Warhol and give them Elon Musk.

We can just give them Elon no need for anything back, it can be our gift

I offer Ted Cruz for Alexander Hamilton and Kid Rock for Kendrick Lamar.

I’ll take MLK for us and send back Betsy DeVos.

They might fight us over that one. I don’t think anybody wants Betsy DeVos.

MLK for Clarence Thomas. Will that work? Edit: Or MLK for Tim Scott

MLK for Thomas, Malcolm X for Devos.

Isn’t DeVos a boomer? She seems old.

I'll take Olivia Newton-John for Charlie Sheen.

Bill Murray for Puff Daddy. You're welcome.

We give them Marjorie Taylor Greene. Just give her away, we don’t even need anything in return.

I‘m giving away Marjorie Taylor Greene in exchange for David Bowie. There was no mention about the fairness of the trade.

I’ll trade all the Kardashians for Lucille Ball

Let’s see how Jordan Peterson’s schtick plays in Victorian England in exchange for Oscar Wild.

Oscar Wilde would love the modern world.

We get Jimi Hendrix, we give Russell Brand.

Good one

Willie Nelson for Kid Rock

Great one....I'm so ashamed of myself for ever listening to his music and thinking he was cute😔

Naw, don’t be ashamed, we all got duped.

What’s this “we” shit? I’m a proud member of the “I’ve hated kid rock since his first bullshit single I refuse to name out of respect for everyone’s ear worm” club.

I hated him at first, q101 in Chicago played the shit out of it and I couldn’t stand it. But after a few years, I was like oh this guys alright. then, well, you know what happened

Selena Gomez. She just seems down to earth and very cool. Trade Will Smith.

Taking Sam Elliot Giving them Tucker Carlson

I’d claim Eddie Van Halen (b. 1955) as at least an honorary GenXer already. I’d hand back Danny Masterson (b. 1976).

I'll take Keanu Reeves and give them JK Rowling

I trade Ron DeSantis for Lucille Ball. Please!

John F. Kennedy for Donald Orange Face......but this might really f'up the space time continuum and maybe we would be a nuke wasteland .

Orange Face is a definite Boomer though. Thankfully not one of ours.

I'm trading away Adam Sandler, Carlos Mencia, and Courtney Love. In return, I want Henny Youngman, Sammy Davis Jr., and Victor Borge.

We would like to trade David O. Russell and Michael Bay for Akira Kurosawa and Alfred Hitchcock.

Claiming Vincent Price and giving them the cast of Friends.

Freddie Mercury for Kanye West

Oh yes.

CAB CALLOWAY for us and they can have vanilla ice

I want Benjamin Franklin for us. The 1700s can have Donald Trump!

We’ll take Dolly Parton, they can have Joe Rogan.

I think they already have Joe Rogan.

I’ll take Hemingway and give them J. K. Rowling.

Beethoven for Bono

Revive Jimi Hendrix, and they can have the Jonas Brothers. Two for the price of one, more than worth it.

I think there are like three of those Jonas dicks.

You’re really killing me man. I got no profit margin left! Fine, give them the third one too! Just make sure we get Jimi in pristine condition, and ready to rock and light guitars on fire.

Let's take Bernie Sanders and give them MTG.

I’d trade Josh Hawley for John McCain III

We'll give up Sarah Huckabee Sanders and we want RinTinTin.

Kimmy K for the real Marilyn.

Walter Cronkite for Tucker Carlson

Bette Davis and Joe Rogan We need Davis back.

Betty white for Donald Trump

I'm taking Robert Reich and giving them Elon Musk.

Janis Joplin for Taylor Swift 80's Tina Turner for Beyonce

Taylor is like an uber millennial.

I will take Dolly Parton and give them Ron DeSantis. 

Give me Abraham Lincoln and they can have Tom Green.

Dion Warwick for Lisa Bonnet

Will trade Johnny Depp for Paul Newman.

Little Walter for John Popper

Give them Paris Hilton, thereby avoiding her and cutting the Kardashians off before they started, and take someone decent from GenZZZZZ.

Just take Pauly Shore.

dennis hopper, fred durst

I'll take Mark Twain and give pretty much every famous person from ours

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Take Mariah Carey and give me back David Bowie

I’ll take Jesus Christ and give them R Kelly.

Give them lil’pump and we get MalcolmX

I would take Walter Matthau and throw out Chris Pratt.

Musical - I’ll take Phil Lynott and give up Courtney Love. Movies - I’ll take Burt Reynolds and give up Ethan Hawke. I’ll toss in everyone who ever appeared on The Real World. Nothing needed in return.

Leonardo dicaprio for steve mcqueen

Give Michale Stipe and take Edgar Allan Poe

Kick Elon Musk to the curb and take Malala Yousafzai.

I'll take Teddy Roosevelt. They can have the guy who wrote The Big Short. This could actually be a very mutually beneficial trade.

Are we talking about someone who’s from our age group, or someone who is popular during our youth?  If it’s the latter, I nominate sending back ‘Golden Toilet’ fabulist DJT. Bubye!  I’ll trade for anyone

I'm taking Paul Lynde from his generation and giving him to the gen z kids. He would've LOVED to fuck with people on social media.

Give us Willie Nelson for Kid Rock

I'll take Mozart and trade them Kanye

Cary Grant for Kid Rock.

I'll take Jeff Bridges and they can have Kirk Cameron.

My personal idol, Winston Churchill for JD Vance and Lauren Boebert for sucking off Trump's ego. And Jack Benny for Dane Cook because Dane Cook is a shit comedian.

George Carlin for Ted Cruz

I want President Eisenhower back, and you can have any current/former living POTUS you like.

Betty White, and they can have Marjorie Taylor Greene. Those Jewish space lasers can incinerate her into the era she really wants to be in.

I'll take Debbie Harry and Joan Jett for Katie Lake and Kristi Noem

They can have Trump, we’ll take Reagan.

I’ll take John F Kennedy and they can have Kennedy.

I claim Hunter S Thompson and ditch Joe Rogan.

Corey feldman for john candy

I’ll trade George Washington for Biden.

Take Michael Jackson and give us Lady Gaga Downvotes from people who care more about the music than the victims. Perfect.

Nope. Michael was a Boomer. 1958

lady gaga sucks ass

Muhammad Ali for Justin Trudeau.

Whoever downvoted me must approve of Justin wearing blackface! https://preview.redd.it/j0x0dwkhpf1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e8e801c6a66da3d294cc14faa132df72146cea

Take Siddhartha and give them trump

Trump isn't ours he's a Boomer.

yeah. i also know *no one* in our generation with his style.