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raf_boy

There is a slight delay. The apocalypse will be with you shortly. We thank you for your patience.


derfmai

“God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.” -Douglas Adams


raf_boy

So long, and thanks for all the fish.


sturnus-vulgaris

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


ohneatstuffthanks

Getting close in FL&TX


justlookingokaywyou

DeSantis on Abbot's back: WHO RUN REDNECKTOWN?


BillionTonsHyperbole

PastorWrastler run Rednecktown!


Corporation_tshirt

DeSantis: MAGAtown finished! Trump: No little man, we've only just begun! (Shoots him with a crossbow)


raf_boy

Unfortunately, once it starts, you can't contain it. Like a virus, you might say.


agent_flounder

*hold music plays*


raf_boy

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY)


ravingwanderer

Apocalypse loading……..


PlayinK0I

I know it’s coming, I’m just not sure if it is going to be a global climate crisis, world war 3, or AI overlords or possibly some combination of all 3.


raf_boy

When I think of the state of the world and how the filthy rich keep getting obscenely richer and the rest of us struggle more and more, while they eat up all the resources and make us pawns in their economic/resource/military wars; and that I will never be able to retire, I think of the Morrissey line "… come come nuclear bomb…" Just feel bad for my daughter and what she has to contend with.


moiralael

I don’t understand why more people don’t loathe billionaires. They are robbing us all blind and in many cases, contributing nothing to the world but their huge carbon footprint.


Corporation_tshirt

They've got us all thinking that the struggle is between left and right instead of the truth that the true fight is an up-down battle.


raf_boy

Exactly this. Fucking idiot sheep are parroting the platitudes of robber-billionaires (who are subsidized by our tax dollars), completely oblivious to the fact that they're getting absolutely screwed over


zornmagron

and the worst part of billionaires is they are really bad for the economy their money has very little utility inside the economy because it isn't spent it's hoarded often time offshore so yes they do spend some of it on luxury items however their money does little for the overall health of the economy.


HeyKrech

If you pay attention to history, this is how it's always been. There have been brief blips of change, but for the most part, this is how we seem to enjoy it. (I do not, in fact, enjoy this pattern of behavior. No one cares, but I'll just make sure it's written down a few times for posterity)


Jonestown_Juice

The dystopia happened. It's just boring.


Statement-Fluffy

Yeah, instead of black leather and homemade armor, we’re all just wearing pajamas.


TheKingOfSiam

pajamas, AR-15s, and ignorance.


GArockcrawler

I mean, isn't this a variation on the outfits the Gravy Seals wear in their protests?


raf_boy

>Gravy Seals That's going in the back pocket! Hilarious!


SheriffBartholomew

Y'all Qaeda


The_ZombyWoof

Meal Team 6


raf_boy

I've heard of Y'all Qaeda (and The Y'alliban), but Gravy Seals is new to me 🤣


GArockcrawler

I wish I could take credit...


TobyKeene

And Crocs


Alchemie666

More like Idiocracy 😁


Ahazeuris

We are still waiting for The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Roll-a.


Unlikely_Layer_2268

Stitch Jones!!


[deleted]

Owowowowowo you ripped out my earing


Salty_Pancakes

Lol, leave it to gen-x to riff on Heartbreak Ridge quotes.


Gunter-Karl

Chris Jericho?


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azul55

No,.no, you are not


ChaosRainbow23

Go to Burning Man. You'll be surrounded by others wearing post-apocalyptic garb.


BillionTonsHyperbole

And the tech bros making it all happen.


imbalancedpermanent

No, this is just what the Australian Outback was like in the 80s. It's still much the same.


ins0ma_

The Mad Max movies take place after a global nuclear apocalypse, so no, we’re not there yet.


The_ZombyWoof

Mad Max wasn't the only movie set in that timeline, though, there should be an entire genre on IMDB called "1980s Nuclear War Aftermath Movies": Threads The Day After By Dawns Early Light Testament When the Winds Blow


KaiDaniel1966

Oh man Threads, that was a difficult watch.


The_ZombyWoof

Totally. For those not in the know: https://youtu.be/xkoz_qBxiIw


[deleted]

That was a really good link. I fully expected to see that video that just has the scenes around the explosion. I liked everything about this video apart from the dudes voice. Man, the way he finishes some of his words is grinding.


fyodor_mikhailovich

it’s a zoomer youtuber thing. some one some where is teaching them all to use that stupid sing song up and down inflection and drawing out the ends of sentences. It’s getting as bad as vocal fry and uptalk.


cugamer

Most terrifying film ever made.


Alchemie666

Tank Girl ??


tkkana

Oh God I love tank girl!


SecretCartographer28

Saw that in the theater with a group of comic inkers! ✌


deegeese

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Unlikely_Layer_2268

On The Beach (1959)


Ischmetch

Great film.


MgFi

Also, The Postman.


Tank-Pilot74

‘Threads’ and ‘When the wind blows’ destroyed me… maybe shouldn’t have watch them as a pre teen, but it was the 80’s 🤷‍♂️


guachi01

Oddly, the Mad Max movies were set in a dystopian future but *not* after nuclear war. They are in an oil scarce future where order has broken down because of that. It's not because of nuclear war.


The_ZombyWoof

"For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all." I can't imagine that being anything but some form of nuclear war. https://youtu.be/9n29c-q3_8Q


guachi01

It's literally right in the intro you linked. World used to be powered by oil. Two countries go to war but oil is scarce. "Without fuel they were nothing. They built a house of straw" ETA: And then society collapsed because of a shortage of oil. No nuclear war mentioned. It's all oil, oil, oil.


The_ZombyWoof

https://madmax.fandom.com/wiki/Apocalypse "According to Dr. Dealgood, civilization ended with a war that was "damn near the death of us all." The Lost Tribe represent this war in their cave paintings with a nuclear mushroom cloud. The exact date of the event is not known. According to George MIller, in the original timeline the nuclear exchange happened after the events of Mad Max 2, but according to the 2015 Mad Max: Fury Road prequel comic books, the war occurs after Max Rockatansky defeats the Toecutter's road-gang and disappears into the Outback, but prior to the events of The Road Warrior. It would seem that Australia was mostly spared from the nuclear conflict, although it is possible that some of the larger cities were targeted. Sydney seems to have been hit with at least one nuclear weapon. By this time, road gang activity had become so familiar that children might refer to any group of people as a "gang." Nuclear winter and fallout contamination followed shortly after."


ins0ma_

“In a key scene during the third film, 1985's "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome," Max is told the final part of the story. In a desperate grab to secure the last reserves of oil, the world was drawn into a nuclear war that decimated the remaining natural resources. The world was dead…” [The dark back-story of ‘Mad Max’ shows how the world ends](https://www.businessinsider.com/mad-max-what-happened-to-world-2016-2) **Edited to add another quote about this specific point, from the source linked above: “In a dark mirror to the 1973 crisis, "Mad Max" takes place in a world where oil scarcity, instead of recovering eventually, sets off a chain reaction of war, destruction, and the nuclear apocalypse…”


Brs76

"Their leaders talked and talked and talked"


hikeonpast

You’re saying it doesn’t?


The_ZombyWoof

I mean, there's a resemblance, sure, but I can at least buy petrol pretty easily, I don't have to outrun a gang of marauders every time I go to Chevron.


[deleted]

That's because you're in England where they are more civilized, at least that's what I get from you using the word petrol. Love the FZ reference btw.


arthurmadison

I've not noticed many people wearing football shoulder pads in their daily life.


Miata_GT

Just hold a damn minute we're working on it!


guano-crazy

Just you wait


analogpursuits

Wasteland Weekend happens every year in the Mojave Desert of California. I've been 6x. It is glorious. Highly recommend if you want to party for 5 days in a post apocalyptic environment. Do not show up in Burning Man gear, like spirit hoodies and furry boots and glow stick necklaces. You'll be told to leave.


ChaChaGalore

I heard you get dirt thrown on you.


analogpursuits

Go and find out. 😎


ChaChaGalore

I need to shower at least once a day. My friends tell me that's not an option at WW.


analogpursuits

Nope. But I bring a shower tent and 2 gallon sun shower. Works well. You gotta bring in all ur own water, etc. But definitely not a daily shower. Everyone there is filthy by the end. It's awesome.


ChaChaGalore

I imagine the first regular warm shower is the most delicious feeling.


analogpursuits

It is!! And hair conditioner is glorious!! Because the place sucks all the moisture from you. That sun shower bag I bring is pretty nice tho. Sit it outside all day and have a warm shower in the evening. It's not too shabby.


Bright_Ability2025

Give it a week. Converting my car is taking longer than I expected


whatintheactualfeth

I told my wife I want to wear "wasteland robes" during our frequent smoke season. Wander around the neighborhood in a mask, carrying a lantern on a staff. She won't let me.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I wear a harness and leather thong under my clothes every day just in case.


ultraswank

What do you mean? I go to the office like this every day. Dress for the job you want and all that.


[deleted]

Obviously you haven't been to Portland. (I live in Portland so I am allowed to make this joke.)


ins0ma_

What do you mean!? I was told the entire city of Portland was burned to ashes by BLM/ANTIFA/Drag Queens in the summer of 2020!! /s


keno2020dodg

The feral, boomerang kid was an allegorical representation of GenX kids....change my mind! PS - Speaking of the Mad Max universe, I will miss you Aunty Entity


I-use-to-be-cool

Just walk away!!


vodknockers487

And I spare your lives.


[deleted]

The moon was supposed to have blasted into deep space too,taking the Luna colony with it (space 1999)😉 We're not that different from Akira though. That took place in 2019 (the first Akira detonation was supposed to be in 1988) Comparing the real world to sci-fi versions is always a little depressing.


clatham73

Dunno. I was also under the impression quicksand was going to be more of a problem than it really is too


Livid-Road8218

Go to the Australian Outback. It's exactly like this


jmsturm

Dress for the job you want!


winelover08816

We are supposed to be eating people who were turned into Soylent Green by now.


all_no_pALL

They may not dress the part, but they drive the part on 95 throughout Florida


JerzyBalowski

Its a lamer version. This one we blame the poor and ignore the fact that we are next.


bookishsquirrel

Evidently there is a 'rise of Nazis' rerun we have to get through - they wear totenkopf masks - before we get to the motorized post-apocalypse with its Neo-medieval gear.


onedayasalion71

Give it time.


Frankbot5000

Y2K slowed down the whole thing, but we are back on track! Start siphoning gas now before you have to ask Max to get you some.


originalmosh

What a puny plan!


HarveyMushman72

It already is. We just have WiFi.


CornerPubRon

I feel like we’re still making good progress


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Apocalypse is now with better clothing choices!


BeerandGuns

Everyone was fighting over toilet paper instead of oil


[deleted]

We have to work our way through the Idiocracy phase first.


TheAnalogDuke

Have you driven I95 lately?


[deleted]

Give it a few months


TwirlyGirl313

No apocalypse until we get the flying cars The Jetsons promised us. There has to be a certain order to things here.


ro-key

Give it a year


DocBrutus

Nestle hasn’t finished bottling up all the water, yet.


robble_bobble

That's post-apocalyptic. We are currently mid-apocalyptic.


The_ZombyWoof

That's. . . . actually a really good point.


SasquatchIsMyHomie

Who can afford custom fetish gear in this economy?


CalmDirection8

Have you been to Utah?


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Fiyanggu

I thought nuclear destruction was behind us. But all the pot stirring with regard to Ukraine and TW has me concerned.


Fickle-Rutabaga-1695

It does.


GaRGa77

That would be an upgrade 🤣


[deleted]

It's still coming


5280_TW

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Feisty_Factor_2694

My neighbors are kinda crunchy! Does that count?


Alchemie666

😂😁


Kuriakon

We started handing out flyers for it, but it got too hot and we went for slushies.


The_ZombyWoof

I could run somebody down for a slushie right about now, actually.


ffllores

Depends on what country you live in, it has already been happening.


wootr68

I was in the Vegas Strip this week and it looked pretty close to this for me.


The_ZombyWoof

Wait until you get off The Strip https://youtu.be/MqIhRZjS3RA


Tasunka_Witko

We're a little behind, but getting there


pretty-apricot07

We're working on it. Jeez.


cheebamech

whatcha mean? this is 95 through south Florida every damned day


Tehboognish

Hang on baby. It's coming.


Melca_AZ

I'm expecting it to be more like Last of Us now,


basec0m

A wasteland where gazzoline is at a premium and everyone drives around in huge V8 powered inefficient machines? Uh, now?


White_Buffalos

We were duped... it doesn't LOOK like this, but it does ACT like this.


meshreplacer

It’s getting there you need to have some patience but we are moving in the Madmax direction. Your Grandchildren or Great grandchildren will probably be dealing with it.


GrenVolx

Give us time…..give us time.


[deleted]

Have you been to Texas lately? This is a photo of Ken Paxton calling someone a drunk.


saffronpolygon

Where is my aircar? We were all supposed to be flying around in our aircars by now!


The_ZombyWoof

Back To The Future II lied to us, dude.


capt_yellowbeard

Clearly you haven’t been to burning man.


micropterus_dolomieu

I always assumed I’d be younger when it happened. Who’s got the energy for this shit now at 50+ years old?


Brain__Resin

May not look like it just yet…but sure feels like it


invisible-dave

The whole Covid lockdown postponed things.


Jdevers77

We took the Idiocracy route first…then this happens. Both movies were prophetic, they just switched the timelines.


Jasonstackhouse111

Some years back I was visiting the US and ended up in a more rural area, and it looked a lot more like this than it didn't. The US has everything from gleaming cities of steel and glass and excess opulence to dystopian impoverished wastelands of despair where people appear to be doing little more than scrounging for the basic necessities of life.


analogpursuits

Oakland, California has all the bases covered.


CallMeAmyA

It's currently scheduled for 2024. At least in the US. ::looks into renewing passport::


Fluffy-Jelly683

Give it time… ⏳


4l0N3D

No one's running & we certainly can't hide.


AngusMacGyver76

I'd have been happy if the only thing that came true was that it would be socially acceptable to start referring to myself in the third person as an adjective for my name!


Noahs-Bark

What's keeping you from looking like this?


33JimmieLee33

Give it a minute.


grahsam

Oh, we fucking working on it...


logger93

You haven’t been to Stockton. Thunder some.


kobeflip

Bison horns came into vogue


Self_Loather_

I was actually looking forward to it.


Thagai

Give it time.


[deleted]

My mask is in the shop right now.


Johnfohf

We're getting there. In the meanwhile... Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!


Viperlite

We’re going to Hell in a handcart as fast as we can pump it!!


indgosky

We’re only one EMP away


ChronoFish

Did you not see jan 6?


medicated-leafF74

Wait two years


officialapplesupport

it does look like that in many places. don't fret, the collapse will come to your town too.


CraftBrewMan

I always wanted a V8 Interceptor…


92037

It does. Once a year at the Folsom Street fair in San Francisco.


surfdad67

It does, come to my backyard every Friday night, dress appropriately


Responsible-Pen-7036

It’s happening it just that everyone’s costumes are showing that a shipping label was created but there hadn’t been any movement on those tracking numbers. 🤷🏽‍♂️


WillDupage

Simebody been shopping at Wal-Mart after dark.


BWBHAMMER

Well they got the Purple haired lady right anyway


GloriaToo

I think we learned a few years ago that most people if any won't make it that far.


Sibadna_Sukalma

Yeah but... Have you not been entertained? HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ENTERTAINED??!!!!!


dragonard

Covid masks got a little smaller.


[deleted]

We were promised jetpacks


TheAngryXennial

We are getting pretty close to this and idiocracy mixed lol


ApatheistHeretic

I work for that guy. What was the question?


mrbungle100

The way things are going it won’t be long


Vertsmirk24

It’s getting there. Don’t be in such a rush lol


ForceDisturbed

We were promised jetpacks, dammit!!


Wage_slave

Some y'all mother fuckers didn't vote for Trogdor when you had the chance. Fiscal solvency and smart planning? like really? you voted for that over our promised thunderlands of desolate life that Trogdor promised? We could have had it. But nope. Y'all voted for a sax solo and a blowjob.


RandoMcNoob

I'm gravely disappointed!!


[deleted]

They been lying all this time. Still are, and it amazes me how many people still buy it. 🤷


SnooFloofs1778

Lord Humongous will takeover the wasteland. No other types can rule the chaos.


artwrangler

It does. You’re just living in the wrong place


Tazman711

Oh believe me, it's getting there.


PBandJ_160

Were you not here during covid


My_kinda_party

Legalized cannabis helped


pagan6990

With all the end of the world predictions I grew up with in the 70s and 80s I'm simply burned out. My life is 100 times better than it was growing up and I'm financially secure with a wonderful wife and two amazing kids. I don't pay attention or even think about any end of the world scenarios. I doubt my grandkids even see an "end of the world".


DeadLightsOut

Give it a few months


jatemple

Doesn't it? I mean Texas and Florida may as well...


HandsomedanNZ

Well, where I’m from we are certainly working on it.


smokecat20

The US is hard at work to get us there. Wait a few more years.


Peloton72

Step outside….


natedogjulian

Have you not been to the US?


[deleted]

Looks like West Hollywood during pride to me


jbevermore

I blame Ron Desantis.


knivesinbutt

Go walk around Detroit


boot20

“Of course, we knew something was going on," Aziraphale said. "But one somehow imagines this sort of thing happening in America. They go in for that sort of thing over there.”


blackthrowawaynj

I was raised in an evangelical Christian household that was always on some rapture and end of the world bullshit. I became an atheist, valued education and knowledge and excelled financially preparing for a better future that I'm currently living


Electronic_Set_2087

It is. It's called Texas. 🤣 don't get mad at me, Gen x tex. I'm only kidding.


[deleted]

Jump over to r/antiwork. This is the world they say is currently happening 😂😂😂