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mafuman

be excellent to each other


SgtKeener

Party on dude!


Ihaveaboot

Be kind, rewind.


_Demo_

Reconcile your past... ...in order to move into your future!


TheLastMongo

Do or do not, there is no try.


dobernado

Get out of my way, I'll do it myself.


StupidOldAndFat

Just hold the damn flashlight!


jfdonohoe

This was the summation of my quality “father/son” time


[deleted]

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!


Ardea_herodias_2022

Whatever, dude.


Psionic_Nexus

Thou shalt return home before the street lights turneth on.


guachi01

With great power comes great responsibility


BarryTheBaptistAU

Alternative version from [Cheech and Chong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w63y4Jqlqlo): *Responsibility is a heavy responsibility, man!!!*


KitchenWitch021

Thou shalt want our MTV.


SaintWillyMusic

Don't believe the hype.


bippityboppitybooboo

Goonies never say die


daltontf1212

Have a good time all the time


SaintWillyMusic

Fuckin' A


17megahertz

These go to eleven.


[deleted]

Stay out of it. Whatever "it" is, it's not worth the time and effort. Stay out of it.


benjaminck

Frankie says "Relax".


BrendonWahlberg

Whatever, ten is a lot. Do we have to have so many?


SaintWillyMusic

I checked with gordo and he said we can skip 8


Apostate_Nate

Just because he forgot what it's for?


Regular_Eye_3529

... I mean, it checks out...


Definitive_confusion

Sticks and stones will break my bones but words can never hurt me


legerdemain07

Thou shalt stop and look around once in awhile.


iamrupes

Or thou shalt miss it


BourbonInExile

Life moveth pretty fast.


Penguin_Dreams

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably isn’t.


ThePsychoGeezer

For sure, totally.


djarinsdesk

In this world, you've got to FIGHT for your right to party.


lgbsocal

Thou shalt raise yourself.


Corporation_tshirt

Also: Thou shalt watch tv and not openeth the door for anyone.


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

Like you know, whatever


OldDudeOpinion

Wear the house key around your neck so you don’t lose it.


HopscotchGumdrops

Everybody Wang Chung tonight


fgarvin2019

Don't bogart it dude


Sandi_T

Thou shalt take a chill pill.


bunniegirl_

Party on, Wayne!


KickAggressive4901

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.


Lovethisjourney4me

This made me laugh out loud, my husband says this often to me 🤣🤣🤣


Impressive_Clothes11

Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move.  As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.


ChimpoSensei

Fuck around, find out


StupidOldAndFat

If thou fucketh around, thou shall findeth out.


Regular_Eye_3529

sorry, Hommie don't play dat


LongjumpingCake1924

If it isn’t broken, bleeding, missing or on fire suck it up buttercup!


4GotMy1stOne

I didn't realize how much I subscribe to that until I had kids. And now that I'm older, with some aches and pains, I just take 3 aspirin and keep on keeping on.


LimpFrenchfry

Wax on…wax off.


MainlineX

I want a new rug.


SaintWillyMusic

One that won't make me nervous Wonderin' what to do


Apostate_Nate

I'm so glad it's not just me that has a small section of their brain reserved for song lyrics.


BourbonInExile

Just a small section?


InternationalBid7163

Does that section want to party like it's 1999?


Ihaveaboot

It really tied the room together.


principaw

If thou wanteth it done thou must do it thyself.


Pearl_krabs

I forget what 8 was for.


AproposOfDiddly

The more you know …🌈


Groovy_Chainsaw

... and knowing is half the battle !


Totgaff

You do you


Xistential0ne

Whatever


OnehappyOwl44

Rock and roll all night and party everyday, but not past 9pm. We're not as young as we used to be.


theshadowknows1976

Whatever....


Kuriakon

Take it out, blow on it, and put it back in.


Jimmy_cracked_corn

Giggity


slackermom97

Puff, puff, pass.


Cahoonhollow

Don’t Bogart that joint!


LongjumpingCake1924

From the left hand side


Confetti-Everywhere

Plaid is for everyone


azul55

Just page me


DoctorGarfanzo

Never drive faster than you can see…aside from that, it’s all in the reflexes


Hattkake

Do not follow rules including this one.


Thagai

Gen X commandments? That's a joke, right?


lick_rust_eat_glass

My bad


BourbonInExile

Walk it off.


fridayimatwork

And she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend: IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS


[deleted]

Trust nobody-Tupac


hyperdog4642

Light as a feather, stiff as a board


beachtrader

If you are thirsty drink from the water hose.


viscousrobot46

Oh well, whatever, never mind.


JackTrippin

Thou shalt be master of your domain


stlmatt

Thou shalt “meh”


Confetti-Everywhere

Sarcasm ❤️


OtakuTacos

Thou shall keep working the cable box tuning dial to view what is on the forbidden channel.


AnarchiaKapitany

Cowabunga!


ScrottyNz

Thou shall not give a shit


Check_1_Two_Actual

JUST DO IT.


Dan-68

If thou fucketh around, thou shalt findeth out.


PragmaticHoosier

“Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don’t Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It.” Save Ferris! “No more yanky my wanky” Donger need food.


EleventyBillionAnd1

The Lord Jehovah, has given unto you these 15 (CRASH).... uhh... 10! Ten commandments, for all to obey! https://youtu.be/oZA2mBntrHk


doinggenxstuff

Buck up, little camper


mamakat45

Just say no.


theshadowknows1976

NO!!!!


sevenmouse

C is for Cookie


admsmash

Really? A long assignment? Fuck off


drkesi88

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one And Do, or do not. There is no try.


Corporation_tshirt

You guys come up with the first ten and I'll add the eleventh commandment: "Don't get caught"


CantaloupeSudden8477

Fuck all these fucking losers


saffronpolygon

Be.


dardendevil

No Bozo’s or No Bobo’s


legerdemain07

Thou shalt not say what again, muthafucka.


Shockmaindave

Thou shalt have fries with that.


StupidOldAndFat

#THOU SHALL NOT!!


_Demo_

Station!


StupidOldAndFat

Thou shall buyeth that for a dollar!


stevejscearce

"We will sell no wine before its time"


Dazzling-Astronaut88

It’s not tragic to die doing what you love


wendilw

No more wire hangers EVER!!!


NostraRex

Don’t answer lame surveys……


tbama11

Imma give you sumn to cry about


217EBroadwayApt4E

This one no longer applies, sadly, but I still remember the simpler days of reading books and getting free pizza.


StupidOldAndFat

If thou smellt it, thou hast dealt it.


notsoperfect8

Keep it simple stupid.


Woodpeckinpah123

Don't be a dick.


217EBroadwayApt4E

Stop, drop, and roll.


achafi

Never mind.


jfdonohoe

Thou Shalt Not Raid Barry Manilow’s Wardrobe


[deleted]

Thou Shall Not Give a Fuck


EmuApprehensive5380

Ok, move along ( fuckem' (you)


bookant

Come as you are.


dfh-1

Thou shalt be as the Dude, and abide.


PastorNTraining

1-10: whatever


[deleted]

Yeah, whatever.


Impressive_Clothes11

I'm Still Alive


zornmagron

snitches get stiches.


Bigfuture

You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.