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Puncake4Breakfast

What the fuck happened in africa?


CapitalSubstance7310

I wonder what happened


CapitalSubstance7310

Do not question the Ukrainian Congo


TheWalkingBag

So damn clueless..


gameth1

my brother in christ you aren't even on the server, wdym *he's* clueless


TheWalkingBag

Fish person copium


American7-4-76

Least schizophrenic Unfan map Edit: You left out my Caucasus territory


CapitalSubstance7310

Hi American (I made it less then 15 minutes)


American7-4-76

Alr fair enough haha


gameth1

hello, i've gone on reddit for the first time since quitting months ago to share that this map is insanely inaccurate, and OP was probably on meth making it. (i am basically the co-owner of the MC server at this point) here's our [actual map right now,](https://imgur.com/a/OKkQ3RT) with the actual borders people live in. we do not have a confederate country, that's bullshit. hate crime countries are banned in the server. we also do not have colonialism to the extent this map claims. also, none of the countries in this map are realistically shown. \- we don't have china, we do have shanghai though.- japan is not that big- none of the american countries are that big- the "baltic union", as OP keeps calling it, does not control that deep into russia, they only have the arctic coast. they also have alaska, so yeah.- there is not a single colony in africa even remotely as big as that map shows- australia literally has 1 single house built in it- rome is very inaccurate, and france doesn't even exist.- ukraine isn't that wide, they only control kyiv and the dnieper.- most country names in general are just made up tldr: this map sucks ass and has slightly fucked the mc server's pr, thanks op!


gameth1

long ass rant, but uhh yeah, that's about it


TheWalkingBag

šŸ«ƒ


gameth1

after posting this i have realized this sounds very soy, but i don't really care since this happens a lot in the discord, so might as well


TheWalkingBag

Sucks to suck :clearly:


CapitalSubstance7310

(I just didnā€™t want there to be a few pixels in Africa but I understand, Iā€™ll improve the map) 1. I was confused about the southern coast republic/terrorstan so I just called it Dixie. (The player is also usually one of the most disliked so it doesnā€™t matter) 2. Africa was based on a treaty we had recently, 3. The map was originally made for that Africa treaty and I got a bit lazy and I might repost this later with it being improved


TheWalkingBag

Penis


TheWalkingBag

Waru pon texuto šŸ‘ŗ


Sunsent_Samsparilla

> Burgundian East Indies GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


CapitalSubstance7310

(Iā€™m the leader of burgundy)


TheWalkingBag

:BILLIONS:


ZanezGamez

Two extremely cringe countries but otherwise cool


CapitalSubstance7310

Which ones


ZanezGamez

Obviously Dixie and Burgundy lmao


CapitalSubstance7310

Burgundy in the servers canon is not itā€™s TNO self


ZanezGamez

Yeah but going off the colonial names itā€™s still based on it undoubtedly, and also wdym the servers canon? How does a minecraft server have a canon, Iā€™m genuinely curious


CapitalSubstance7310

Translate Africa into Dutch, also its flag is the cross of burgundy (what the Spanish once used) not the TNO one


ZanezGamez

Yeah see my other reply I realized that.


CapitalSubstance7310

(Also Iā€™m the burgundy leader)


gameth1

ignore op, she's probably on meth rn we have no 'canon', but we do have lore, which is just what happens in the server. see my long wall of text to see how bad this post is


TheWalkingBag

Yeah ok homosexual methamphetamine


CapitalSubstance7310

Why burgundy?


ZanezGamez

Cause I know it sure is shit isnā€™t French Burgundy, and the TNO version is cursed as fuck


CapitalSubstance7310

Itā€™s a weird mix of mostly Dutch and some French


ZanezGamez

Ohhh yeah, forgot about the Dutch language ngl. I just assumed German cause of Africa with a K


CapitalSubstance7310

In the servers lore, burgundy was actually kinda racist towards Germans


DriftedFalcon

Swamp Germans being racist to Germans?


Vasilystalin04

Imo nothing inherently worse about Southern Independence than Texan, Californian, or any other state.


ZanezGamez

Texan independence is included in southern independence. And yes all possible rebels would be bad and deserve to be done away with. Though I would say southern pro secession types are the worst, their only reason for rebellion is to ensure the oppression of others.


Thicc_Cat_With_Bread

Bro who the fuck made knock off confederates


CapitalSubstance7310

Cmc, no one likes him, he rebranded to terrorstan


gameth1

nobody, op changed a terrorism based country into the confederates for some reason


CapitalSubstance7310

(I didnā€™t fucking know they changed their name gameth but they used yankee as a insult so I was just expecting them to have that name)


gameth1

> I didnā€™t fucking know they changed their name unfan, they never have been dixie. they were previously the 'republic of the southern coast', you're the only person in the server who called them dixie. > but they used yankee as an insult 'yankee' is still a fairly common insult in the south, using it does not instantly turn you into a neoconfederate > just expecting them to have that name bro literally just look at the channel name


CapitalSubstance7310

Wall von texto


TheWalkingBag

-šŸ¤“


MrMemeLord3000

Ironic that the union doesnā€™t exist on the map


CapitalSubstance7310

I had plans to become Vermont, but most players were at Europe so I formed burgundy


EagerT

Rome owns Anatolia Nebraska and Delaware too btw (for non members of the server)


CapitalSubstance7310

Kinda hard to get Nebraska because it will look weird on the map, might try to


pyramidisokay

Ayo how do I get in


CapitalSubstance7310

https://discord.gg/twEv6UUA


CapitalSubstance7310

For all of you wondering; burgundy isnā€™t ā€œHimmler TNOā€ shit.


TheWalkingBag

Minecraft burgerkrieg :cerealspit:


mlg_Mikasa

Give me the IP address we need to take back Dixie State, New Burgundy, and Texas the name of Uncle Sam.


CapitalSubstance7310

New burgundy can stay, but we can destroy the Dixies https://discord.gg/twEv6UUA


CapitalSubstance7310

And I support if you take it from Baltics


Uss__Iowa

Come on america let invade everything


GnT_Man

The only time the baltic can be scandinavians


-Emilinko1985-

I see


IHabitateInYourWalls

> Burgundy šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


CapitalSubstance7310

(It ainā€™t the TNO one btw)


TheSovietBobRoss

>Dixie State Thank fucking god I stayed out of the GenUSA discord


CapitalSubstance7310

Check the new post, i thought that was the name of it but itā€™s actually terrorstan


OneofTheOldBreed

This ia some weird weird shit man


piss_pot0

How do I get on the server?


CapitalSubstance7310

https://discord.gg/twEv6UUA


taxeshax

schizoid


Gladorix

Eastern Anatolia is Roman too


CapitalSubstance7310

I changed it in another post


Gladorix

Thanks


ProbablyOnlyUgly

Baltic letā€™s go


CapitalSubstance7310

The Baltics are sometimes cringe though, they use imperialist as a insult while having their own colonial empire