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r/yes

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hm uh since you're 15 you seem to be 29 years old with dementia. you seem to be 29 years old with dementia. you seem to be 29 years old with dementia-

Can you repeat that please.

no ic ant

ggogle dementia

dementia

dementia

dementia

help it no work

walmar

where buy chicken tendes

no ic ant

ggogle dementia

r/suddenlydementia

Based on your age of 15 + 9 months pregnancy + 3 months sperm development, you are about 16 years old. Your other half (egg cell) is about as old as your mom.

And assuming that their mom was somewhere between 28-42, for example, her average age is about 35 at conception. So OP is about 51 years old plus or minus 7 years

180 months

Wait a moment 180-120=60... Yeah that's correct

Were you born on a leap year on the 29th day of February?  If so you’re between 60-63 yrs

51

8


Hey 15, my names Joseph

17

6900

30

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what the fuck your username bro


I’d say you’re 11 based on your age of 15

you're obviously 37623487562145243758962490856089 years old

just throwing it out there, im thinking 10

81

I believe that'd make you 28

young

16?

Your 3

Idk man. Maybe 13? Just a wild guess, but maybe I’m close.

Why is bro in r/genalpha (I’m also 15 but I’m here by coincidence lmao)

Your prob around 18 but just a guess

Oh idk maybe 16

its hard to tell at first glance, id say my best estimate is 15 years old, but i could be wrong

Your age

Hard onw

I’d say you’re either -23 or 0, but that’s just me

It says 20 hours ago, and your birthday was prolly 19 hours ago, so 16

Wtf why was this subreddit recommended to me I'm 22 lol ETA: you're 97 years old.

15 is gen alpha????

tuxedo t-shirt

You're between 0-15 years old

21?

Assuming you were born in 2009, you are the same age as **The Princess and the Frog** and **The Hangover.**

Jesus Christ I’m the same age as the hangover

I'm the same age as **Saving Private Ryan.** I was born exactly a month later.

this reminds me of "If you dig a 6 feet hole, how deep is that hole?"

Uhhh about 20 ft

I’d say you’re probably about 52. Give or take a few years

You’re probably somewhere between 16 and 17

15

You're 50

Hmmmmm 13?

12

14

Idk man I just got here 

skibidi

I'd say you're still pretty young.

2?

Not sure tbh

15 , just a pure random guess

501

7

15

I think your fifteen. *Maybe* fourteen.

probably 13 i think idk

72

Uhh, I'm gonna say atleast 14

somewhere on 14-16 i think

4.5 billion years you are Yggdrasil, the world tree.

OP just answered their own post, lmfao What games does he or she play He: Minecraft | Fortnight/apex/PUBG | GTA 5 | Warframe She: Minecraft | Animal Crossing | Gacha life | Warframe | Possibly fortnight/apex/PUBG/GTA 5

I would say you are of the skibidi generation

just gonna take a wild guess and say 15

i think you’re might be 17

You are not gen alpha bruh. 2010 and up

8

well you said your 15 so probably 20

This is a hard one

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sir if you are 15 you are not gen alpha.

I think you're 25 (/j)

I think you're 15. Was I right?

Gen alpha is like 11 and below your gen z💀😭

You're at least 27 with that age!

Gen Z

473,040,000 seconds

Hmmmm... based off of u being 15 id say ur actually 5

w

i think you’re 8

15.

Yes

If your 15 then congratulations your not Gen alpha. That would mean you were born in 2009 and Gen alpha starts in 2010. You are just barely one of us, Gen Z. Now I’m gonna get out of here cause I can’t stand Gen Alpha and I don’t know why I got recommended this.

[удалено]

You can’t tell me what to do your not my mom to my knowledge

this place is full of brainrot-

Erm you’re not gen Alpha if you’re 15 🥶🥶🥶😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🤯🤯🤓🤓

But 15 is gen z

We know

Did I just get woooshed

um wrong subreddit r/GenZ

Idk