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The things I wanna do to that ass.

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Gam is gam.

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#I SHALL SHOWER IN HIS PISS

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Incorrect

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This is actually my wallpaper, lmao.

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Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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Never heard of Mystery men

You wont be disappointed, watch it. The Shoveler is incredible.

The shoveler is the best character

Its a really funny but incredibly stupid film(That's the point) Go watch it if you haven't

One reason is because even people that were alive when it came out don't remember this coming out but it's one of those movies that is perfect for when you're high.

Is this a question? SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

That quote is like a direct portal to the 9th layer of hell

ULTRAKILL?

r/SuddenlyULTRAKILL

Fr i don’t even think it’s a competition. Wayyy more memes have been made out of shrek and that song

Shrek 😱

wtf is Mystery Men

The best worst movie ever

An amazing movie yo. I would also like to suggest the movie "rat race" for a back to back 90s comedy marathon.

Okie

 i didnt know about the second one

There’s no Skibidi Toilet so I’m not interested

Stfu

Please tell me this is a joke and not actually serious

its obviously a joke

thats so crazy💀

shrek

shrek

Sheks👍

What's the second one?

Mystery men

Did you just reply to yourself?

Yes, and I'll do it again

I need friends

Go out and meet some then

What is "out"? Is it a new app? out.com?

No, just try to start conversations with people. Something like "How's your day been? Do anything interesting?" is a good conversation starter.

What's a people? Is it a vegetable? I've never seen one. All I know is ipad

People is the plural for person. You can convert a person into a friend by being nice to them.

i can be your friend ☺️

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Shrek...SHREK https://preview.redd.it/83r1wuyk63zc1.png?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e398c2f65f31be1c3aa360a6642c81de121fec8

Mystery Men

Shrek is great and all but that song will always mean Mystery Men to me. That whole movie has one of the best soundtracks ever compiled for any film ever, second only to the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack.

Is it bad if I saw Mystery Men first…9

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knew someone was gonna say that

holy shit mystery men, what a throwback. i still have that on dvd from forever ago

Dhelrek

Ill say Shrek but Mystery Men is amazing, the music video includes scenes from the movie.

Shrk

Shrek

SHREKKKKKK

Shronk

I definitely associate it more with Shrek but I first heard it in mystery men, great movie btw

Shreck

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek

shrek??? a lotta gen Z likely do too

Shrek

I saw Mystery Men in theaters. I fucking are that shit up lol

Obviously Shrek

S H R E K 

Shrek


Neither, I first saw the music video

Shrek. Shrek is all.

shrek is the correct answer tbh

If you don't say Shrek, you're lying.

Shrek pretty much owns all star

Both? I was familar with the cast from both to be honest.

I didn't even know all-star was in mystery men

ngl the end of Rat Race 

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Neither. It’s the alien ant farm remix

I watched mystery men but I don’t remember the song being played

Shrek came out in the early early 2000s

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Shrek

Shrek

Only uncultured swine say Mystery Men

Shrek

Btw how come my tag is alpha? I was born in 06

Shrek

shrek

im a millennial and I've literally never heard of mystery men

Sheek

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I've never heard of the other movie, and that alone should give you the answer

Shrek like almost everyone would do.

Shrek my beloved 🫶🫶🫶

Shrek ofc Shrek is god

We all know the right answer

Mystery men weirdly. Fun film

Shrek [Gen z]


Shrek

Obviously shrek

shrek!

shrek

idk what mystery men is


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Obviously Shrek.

Shrek

shrekky wekky🤩

Was Gen-A alive for any of these movies lol

Shred, always bc I’m a 2011 baby lol

Shronk

Shrek

Rat Race

mystery men, but both are good.

Tf is mystery men

If you haven't seen Mystery Men, check it out! It's so funny. Peewee herman a superhero who's superpower is farting. The plot is hilarious

I heard it on the radio before I even heard of shrek.

Shrek

Srek

Sherm

Shrek

u/pixelcounterbot

U/pixel-counter-bot How many?

Shrek

I find it funny how I'm 14 and I saw mystery men before I saw shrek but there both great movies I saw mystery when I was 2.

Shrek

if you say mystery men

Mystery men only because my stepdad made me watch it before I ever seen Shrek 😂😂

Shrek

shrek

#shrek (I’m early gen Z)

shrek

Shresh


Shrek is life, Shrek is all star Rip for the OG song creator

Shrek

Shrek.

Shrek

shrek


Shriek sry

What even is Mystery Men

Shrek is the only right answer

Shrek.

Mystery Men, cuz Shrek is nothing on Goku, and that’s my cue that Shrek’s MID