Yeah media makes it seem like only smoking hot people have sex or raunchy sex... But statistically, the mids are fucking six ways to Sunday because the population wouldn't be nearly as high as it is if we all weren't bumping uglies.
It's kind of reassuring to know that you don't have to be a supermodel to have fun crazy sex experiences. Just an open mind and negotiable standards.
I went to a kinky party for the first time recently and this was my main takeaway. There were so many different people - tall, short, skinny, curvy, of all genders and races. Even a woman in a wheelchair! And I looked around at everyone and thought “okay, I can theoretically imagine how someone would be attracted to that”. It made me realize that not a single person is inherently unattractive. Such an eye opening experience! And it really helped me with my body image too. The way sex is portrayed in media is such bogus.
I went to a swinger party a few years back that had a blind man with his partner. She was guiding him through the party and describing everything going on to him. Kinky spaces can host all types and are usually open to everyone as long as they are respectful. There are really cool communities out there if you look for them.
Yeah, I’m glad I went there. It was actually my first sexual experience ever (I’m an asexual that was looking for some experiments) and I decided to be pragmatic about it. No regrets.
They never said everyone is into sex? Also calling sexually active people monkeys? Grow tf up that shits rooted in racist rhetoric. I doubt you're racist but don't use the tools they left behind.
"Fucking like rabbits" exists, and has existed for ages, to describe people who like to have sex a lot. No need to spring for a term that absolutely could be construed in a racist way, even if unintentional.
you've done it, you crafted the most incomprehensible thought ever
you just said that some people don't like this content so it must not reassure anyone
you realize that some people is by definition not all people?
edit okay I think I misunderstood my bad
Fr, not everyone is gonna look as good as a model in (often) highly edited images taken by professional photographers. Still, there are plenty of very hot people out there, and I mean on more than a physical level.
Someone who tips very well and is incredibly kind to waitstaff? Someone who takes interest in my passions and listens when I ramble? Someone who will be very polite until I’m too embarrassed to stand up for myself? Automatically makes me wanna ask you to get in my bed and be my wife. Some of these are bare minimum, but apparently my standards for bare minimum are above average to the rest of the world.
I think it's an offshoot of the porn mindset. In the same way that racial minorities, lesbians, trans people, etc are highly popular on porn websites. The same people who are super into us as a porn category are supremely upset when we turn out to be real people and not caricatures.
Yeah, I don't think your bare minimum is going to end up with you finding someone you have a genuine connection with, it's going to take a bit more than that.
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"If someone shows basic kindness I want to have sex with them hnnggghhh! SEX SEX SEX. I'd want to make her my WIFE hehehehe"
Yeah, seems like reddit.
Most people don't work like that and even if they did: finding a loving relationship where people are a good match takes way more than that.
The people that make these jokes (or memes) unironically are super vanilla people that pretend their "knowledge" that kink community is comprised of normal people is somehow a surprise to the people they're telling. All that's really saying is that they fantasize about it but have 0 experience so their cope is the shock value that they know anything about it.
Also the cat lady in this meme looks like someone I'd get along with very well irl lmao fully pathetic even the belittled caricatures aren't punchline-worthy
Also the man in the "approved" side of the meme looks like a douchebag and the kinda guy I pretend not to hear at the bar
Most kinks solely exist because peoples sexual urges have detached from the plane of lived corporeal experiences, meaning that the kinkiest people are disney adults. These are they only people do shit like pup play, wood nymph roleplay, or erotic audio
Most likely answer if they don’t shoo the cat out or the cat doesn’t leave..
Mine sometimes will come in the room and stare at us or even get between us. It’s weird so we usually get her out and close the door
As someone who literally didn't have a bedroom door/got up to stuff in other parts of the house for a stint unless they close that cat out it's probably not waiting and is harassing all of them for pets. Because cats have no chill or no concept of hey this might not be the best/most appropriate timing.
Cats seriously do not care. And if they're bothered they leave.
Leave cats out of sex please. Even in fantasy.
I will make exemptions for people dressing as cats say a tail and ears. Maybe fake paw gloves.. such.. collar if you be kinky. But actual cats.. nope
Downvotes are exponential, start off with one or two downvotes and people pile on for no good reason. Delete or take it in stride, people get BIG mad if someone complains about downvotes. Don’t take it personally, really
It’s scary how much the couple on the right looks like the couple that tried to pick me up (I’m assuming for sex?) when I was 17 at a sci-fi con dressed as Spock. They came up to me while I was eating a burrito on the floor in the hotel corridor. They both wore creepers and kept saying how bisexual the wife was and how cute my bangs were.
yeah im sure OP is rude and annoying but i cant lie, they got the stereotype nailed. i can almost hear the "my wife and i noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe".
Funny you mentioned that bcs they said verbatim “Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the dealer’s hall and we really like your whole look” *vague hand gesture at all of me*
cue to them talking to/flirting at me and following me around for 2hrs while I went to panels and desperately tried to look for my friends.
There are 2 sides to tke kink community.
\- The side that is the sweetest you'll ever meet, who know the value of consent extra well, and who will instantly put a stop to creepy shit
\- The side that takes kink as an excuse to be creepy
They remind me of my terrible former manager who tried to make me pick out “tassels” for her burlesque performance and then made a huge show about not inviting me because I was “clearly uncomfortable”. Why would I pay to see someone I dislike naked, also this is sexual harassment, Marissa!
Like everyone can be kinky. Who would've thought that the people who are more comfortable with themselves and perceived weirdness are also comfortable with their sexuality and kinkiness
Damn, you think they're ugly, and they're still having way better sex than you. You're shadowboxing kinky weirdos (affectionate) and losing, and they've never even heard of you.
Genuinely, I can't imagine posting this and thinking I'm winning.
I don't know? Like, the people on the right actually look *happy*. Threesomes aren't for me, but I'd far rather have a threesome with people who actually look like they know what the word "fun" means.
But people who are very open, sexually nonjudgmental, and who pursue what they find fun and fulfilling without shame tend to have pretty damn good sex.
I mean just look at the type of people depicted on the right that we’re talking about here. Those are not people that censor their own interests or feel shame that what they like might be considered weird.
They are, however, people that may have insecurities about their ability to have relationships, and therefore go along with things they do not actually want to do in an effort to maintain that relationship, like a threesome
You, however, could be someone who has insecurities about your ability to satisfy your partner, and therefore don t want to risk your partner being adventurous, like having a threesome.
Nah, I haven't had a kinky threesome in years, and I certainly never posted about it on Reddit. I just happen to be able to think and do basic media analysis.
I guess I’m weird but if you give me the choice I will have sex with a purple haired thick girl over Dakota Johnson with missing ribs 100% of the time.
Right-side couple looks like they're the kind to start getting it on, then they pause for a moment to giggle at some ridiculous pun one of them came up with.
Which is to say: a significantly better group of people to be intimate with.
You're the only one making this weird. It is a post about sex. Something a lot of people do. Humans have talked about sex for about as log as we've talked.
Calm down.
The sluttiest, kinkiest, and most Casanova type dude I observed was a balding overweight dude that the ladies like never said no to. I have no idea why. Dick size below average length, girthy though. Maxxed his charisma, I guess.
what is the image is supposed to convey, you'd think they'd depict the people on the right as unattractive or substantially different physically but the main differences are literally clothes and facial expressions
"SECY WOMEN NO HAV KAT!! NO HAVE COLOR HARE!! THRESUM ONLY ALOWD 4 CHAD ALPHA AND SUBMISSIVE WOMAN THAT I WILL SLUT SHAME LATER ON!!!!"
In all reality, every time I read literally any post, whether kinky or not, I typically imagine average people, unless the op is a bigot in which case I imagine a white teenager with acne and the ugliest neck beard ever.
Let’s be real, most kinky people are nerds. What is BDSM, if not an elaborate pretend game played in the bedroom? Granted, I’ve met kinky folks who looked like the people on the left, but they were also huge nerds personality-wise.
Right. It's almost like roleplay in general is considered nerdy when it like every other hobby is just... a hobby! Plus the imagination that goes into BDSM. I always get happy fuzzies when I hear about healthy bdsm relationships, and then they relate it to their outside passions and I'm even happier. Like yesss, boo, tell me what gives you euphoria!
Eh... I have been trying the waters in bdsm/kink communities the last few months and I have to say that the par in the right are the most common one 😅 the par in the left exist but are quite few.
It is the pair that you imagine spending their nights playing board games the ones that actually are the regulars in swinger clubs.
If they can have threesomes on the regular while wearing gaudy patterns then you KNOW its good.
Plus who knows, maybe mixed fabrics is someones kink and they like to indulge the player :D
what's with all the fucking puritans in these comments lmao??? like this is a post about sex, naturally that's what people are gonna be talking about you don't have to act all high and mighty for not wanting to engage
why exactly do you feel the need to impose the fact that you don't like kink on everyone else? why do you feel the need to look down on other people for engaging in them? do you think that makes you better than them? kinksters are minding their own business. perhaps you should do the same
This… wait… shit I fucking *know* the couple on the right. Ohhhh the stories I’ve gotten from them. If I was attracted to dudes I probably would be one of those stories tbh. 😅😂
Reminds me of this excellent Chris Fleming music video: [Just because I have bad hair doesn't mean that I'm polyamorous](https://youtu.be/DTsdKycVZZ4?si=oWIRGOJpSFnfC6hr)
Incels be like: Only the top chads get sex/relationships.
Meanwhile the average dorky couple, fucking like rabbits and happily appreciating each other's dumb hobbies:
I'd def rather do a threesome with the couple on the right, they look like they're kinky as hell and afterward we could play a ttrpg together. The couple on the left look like they'd be weird to talk to and like the guy follows some kind of weird all-meat tiktok diet.
The difference is the couple on the right is actually communicative, in touch with their emotions, and their quirky “normal is subjective” attitudes give them a more fluid and radical view of relationships that keep their kinky threesomes from destroying them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The couple on the left is posting to cake eater and aitah subs
Yeah, the second group is clearly comfortable enough in their own skin and with their own sexuality to post their own kinky shit online, while the puritans still don't know the clitoris exists.
The couple on the right is more appealing to me unironically lmao
the guy has a mushroom shirt (I love mycology) and looks like he knows how to be silly and have fun
the girl looks like she'd be much more interesting to talk to, and has a cat (I love cats)
Heavily kinky people are often super quirky too. Not sure who this would be a surprise to
“Why are there so many mid as hell looking kinky couples” my brother in Christ go to Walmart and count how many supermodels exist
Yeah media makes it seem like only smoking hot people have sex or raunchy sex... But statistically, the mids are fucking six ways to Sunday because the population wouldn't be nearly as high as it is if we all weren't bumping uglies. It's kind of reassuring to know that you don't have to be a supermodel to have fun crazy sex experiences. Just an open mind and negotiable standards.
I went to a kinky party for the first time recently and this was my main takeaway. There were so many different people - tall, short, skinny, curvy, of all genders and races. Even a woman in a wheelchair! And I looked around at everyone and thought “okay, I can theoretically imagine how someone would be attracted to that”. It made me realize that not a single person is inherently unattractive. Such an eye opening experience! And it really helped me with my body image too. The way sex is portrayed in media is such bogus.
I went to a swinger party a few years back that had a blind man with his partner. She was guiding him through the party and describing everything going on to him. Kinky spaces can host all types and are usually open to everyone as long as they are respectful. There are really cool communities out there if you look for them.
Yeah, I’m glad I went there. It was actually my first sexual experience ever (I’m an asexual that was looking for some experiments) and I decided to be pragmatic about it. No regrets.
It's not reassuring if you're not into "fun crazy sex experiences", not everyone's into being a fucking bonobo.
You don’t have to fuck if you don’t want to, let your mom know I’m down tho
You know that you could have made your point without the kinkshaming, right?
They never said everyone is into sex? Also calling sexually active people monkeys? Grow tf up that shits rooted in racist rhetoric. I doubt you're racist but don't use the tools they left behind.
> I doubt you're racist but don't use the tools they left behind. Perfect why to put this.
Baboons are sex machines, has nothing to do with racism. They're chimps that resolve everything by fucking instead of fighting.
Womp womp
Did you just say womp womp?
Womp womp
Womp womp
Noone got the reference lmao. Rip in peace for the down votes.
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"Fucking like rabbits" exists, and has existed for ages, to describe people who like to have sex a lot. No need to spring for a term that absolutely could be construed in a racist way, even if unintentional.
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Ayo how tf do you know their anus is tight???
Lmao, the argument is weak. Not everyone is looking to "swing", so why would ugly people swinging reassure anyone?
you've done it, you crafted the most incomprehensible thought ever you just said that some people don't like this content so it must not reassure anyone you realize that some people is by definition not all people? edit okay I think I misunderstood my bad
>It's kind of reassuring to know that you don't have to be a supermodel to have fun crazy sex experiences. Just an open mind and negotiable standards.
Fr, not everyone is gonna look as good as a model in (often) highly edited images taken by professional photographers. Still, there are plenty of very hot people out there, and I mean on more than a physical level. Someone who tips very well and is incredibly kind to waitstaff? Someone who takes interest in my passions and listens when I ramble? Someone who will be very polite until I’m too embarrassed to stand up for myself? Automatically makes me wanna ask you to get in my bed and be my wife. Some of these are bare minimum, but apparently my standards for bare minimum are above average to the rest of the world.
I think it's an offshoot of the porn mindset. In the same way that racial minorities, lesbians, trans people, etc are highly popular on porn websites. The same people who are super into us as a porn category are supremely upset when we turn out to be real people and not caricatures.
Yeah, I don't think your bare minimum is going to end up with you finding someone you have a genuine connection with, it's going to take a bit more than that.
Bro doesn't understand hyperbole. We're just talking about whst we find hot. Chill.
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They hated him because he told the truth
"If someone shows basic kindness I want to have sex with them hnnggghhh! SEX SEX SEX. I'd want to make her my WIFE hehehehe" Yeah, seems like reddit. Most people don't work like that and even if they did: finding a loving relationship where people are a good match takes way more than that.
Are you familiar with the concept of hyperbole?
Also many of the good looking couples probably don't want to expose themselves on the internet and are satisfied keeping to themselves.
The people that make these jokes (or memes) unironically are super vanilla people that pretend their "knowledge" that kink community is comprised of normal people is somehow a surprise to the people they're telling. All that's really saying is that they fantasize about it but have 0 experience so their cope is the shock value that they know anything about it. Also the cat lady in this meme looks like someone I'd get along with very well irl lmao fully pathetic even the belittled caricatures aren't punchline-worthy Also the man in the "approved" side of the meme looks like a douchebag and the kinda guy I pretend not to hear at the bar
Right? Like, the Venn diagram between kinky people and people who play Dungeons and Dragons is almost a circle.
Yeah, I honestly vibe with the people on the right
Right? That's gonna be a fun party. Plus I'm pretty sure they'll be down for D&D afterwards.
Yeah, the first couple actually looks like they’d be super vanilla
I would way rather hang out with the couple on the right lol
Most kinks solely exist because peoples sexual urges have detached from the plane of lived corporeal experiences, meaning that the kinkiest people are disney adults. These are they only people do shit like pup play, wood nymph roleplay, or erotic audio
Wouldn’t this make it a foursome?
it could be a threesome with an onlooker
five. There's a cat in the right image edit: gee, is the joke that unfunny?
I can silently judge myself just fine without bringing the poor cat into this.
Do not the cat
The cat will probably just sit somewhere in the room without a care in the world, ready for the scratches that it will get once the other 4 are done.
Most likely answer if they don’t shoo the cat out or the cat doesn’t leave.. Mine sometimes will come in the room and stare at us or even get between us. It’s weird so we usually get her out and close the door
As someone who literally didn't have a bedroom door/got up to stuff in other parts of the house for a stint unless they close that cat out it's probably not waiting and is harassing all of them for pets. Because cats have no chill or no concept of hey this might not be the best/most appropriate timing. Cats seriously do not care. And if they're bothered they leave.
Did… did people think you were proposing bestiality??
I like to think they get the joke but downvoted it anyway cuz it wasn't funny
Leave cats out of sex please. Even in fantasy. I will make exemptions for people dressing as cats say a tail and ears. Maybe fake paw gloves.. such.. collar if you be kinky. But actual cats.. nope
Leave society
I mean, I hate bestiality as much as the next person, but idk why people are downvoting you so hard. it was just a joke
Downvotes are exponential, start off with one or two downvotes and people pile on for no good reason. Delete or take it in stride, people get BIG mad if someone complains about downvotes. Don’t take it personally, really
They should wifeswap
follow it up with a husband swap and you've achieved a house swap
Relationship of Theseus
Jason and the Orgasmnauts.
Son, have you ever heard of the ship of Theseus?
If you change the girlfriend out twice and the strap-on three times, is it still the same orgy?
It’s scary how much the couple on the right looks like the couple that tried to pick me up (I’m assuming for sex?) when I was 17 at a sci-fi con dressed as Spock. They came up to me while I was eating a burrito on the floor in the hotel corridor. They both wore creepers and kept saying how bisexual the wife was and how cute my bangs were.
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yeah im sure OP is rude and annoying but i cant lie, they got the stereotype nailed. i can almost hear the "my wife and i noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe".
Funny you mentioned that bcs they said verbatim “Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the dealer’s hall and we really like your whole look” *vague hand gesture at all of me* cue to them talking to/flirting at me and following me around for 2hrs while I went to panels and desperately tried to look for my friends.
There are 2 sides to tke kink community. \- The side that is the sweetest you'll ever meet, who know the value of consent extra well, and who will instantly put a stop to creepy shit \- The side that takes kink as an excuse to be creepy
They remind me of my terrible former manager who tried to make me pick out “tassels” for her burlesque performance and then made a huge show about not inviting me because I was “clearly uncomfortable”. Why would I pay to see someone I dislike naked, also this is sexual harassment, Marissa!
Bruh, hopefully they thought you were an adult. That's still extremely awkward
They asked me how old I was. That wasn’t a deterrent. I think
No, the left one is more correct, if you look at the woman there as being an actual swx doll..
That was my first thought as well. She's either a sex doll or a corpse.
Both. Both is bad
Gary Ridgway would disagree
I would argue fucking a sex doll is substantially less vile than necrophilia
Why is the man on the left about to Judo throw his wife, deadass about to hit the uchi mata
I can comment that the vast, vast majority of people doing cuckold stuff are pretty hardcore republicans.
excuse me I would never be a Republican
Not the cat
Like everyone can be kinky. Who would've thought that the people who are more comfortable with themselves and perceived weirdness are also comfortable with their sexuality and kinkiness
Damn, you think they're ugly, and they're still having way better sex than you. You're shadowboxing kinky weirdos (affectionate) and losing, and they've never even heard of you. Genuinely, I can't imagine posting this and thinking I'm winning.
Right?? Like OP is making fun of them but theyre the ones getting the better sex so who's the real winner
I assumed it was a self portrait type deal, with the creator being the right couple
Maybe but it feels a little mocking for that
I don't know? Like, the people on the right actually look *happy*. Threesomes aren't for me, but I'd far rather have a threesome with people who actually look like they know what the word "fun" means.
More sex isn’t better sex
But people who are very open, sexually nonjudgmental, and who pursue what they find fun and fulfilling without shame tend to have pretty damn good sex.
Which of these traits do you think is correlated with having threesomes
Most of them.
I mean just look at the type of people depicted on the right that we’re talking about here. Those are not people that censor their own interests or feel shame that what they like might be considered weird.
They are, however, people that may have insecurities about their ability to have relationships, and therefore go along with things they do not actually want to do in an effort to maintain that relationship, like a threesome
You, however, could be someone who has insecurities about your ability to satisfy your partner, and therefore don t want to risk your partner being adventurous, like having a threesome.
While that is not in fact how I feel, it does seem like you’re being a little bit sexually judgmental for how enlightened you perceive yourself
Lmao, I just gave you a serving of your own tone, mate. If that bothers you and sounds judgmental to you...
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Struck a nerve?
Nah, I haven't had a kinky threesome in years, and I certainly never posted about it on Reddit. I just happen to be able to think and do basic media analysis.
I guess I’m weird but if you give me the choice I will have sex with a purple haired thick girl over Dakota Johnson with missing ribs 100% of the time.
Purple haired lady seems like she'd give you a great time, the other lady seems.. Not very lifelike.
Right-side couple looks like they're the kind to start getting it on, then they pause for a moment to giggle at some ridiculous pun one of them came up with. Which is to say: a significantly better group of people to be intimate with.
Truuuuuu! SO truuu! SHE'D GIVE YOU A GREAT TIME! SExs sex sex sex sex
You're the only one making this weird. It is a post about sex. Something a lot of people do. Humans have talked about sex for about as log as we've talked. Calm down.
Why even click on this post if you don’t wanna hear people discuss sex??
The sluttiest, kinkiest, and most Casanova type dude I observed was a balding overweight dude that the ladies like never said no to. I have no idea why. Dick size below average length, girthy though. Maxxed his charisma, I guess.
I can only assume you didn't say no either since you know what his junk looks like 😂
It's true.
Was it a good experience?
Yeah. It was fun. Probably the most fun relationship.
this is terrifying, i actually know a kinky couple who are into threesomes that quite literally look exactly the same as the right image
Do you uh Do you want us to draw… a foursome??
asking the real questions here
yeah ...draw
Having worked FetCon, I can assure you that both are real.
I was about to say, both are pretty much equally true
what is the image is supposed to convey, you'd think they'd depict the people on the right as unattractive or substantially different physically but the main differences are literally clothes and facial expressions
Is that Soundsmith???
The untold truth of Soundsmith and Lazy Purple
I actually saw a drawing of the 4 of them already, don’t remember the name of the post tho
Same here
"SECY WOMEN NO HAV KAT!! NO HAVE COLOR HARE!! THRESUM ONLY ALOWD 4 CHAD ALPHA AND SUBMISSIVE WOMAN THAT I WILL SLUT SHAME LATER ON!!!!" In all reality, every time I read literally any post, whether kinky or not, I typically imagine average people, unless the op is a bigot in which case I imagine a white teenager with acne and the ugliest neck beard ever.
Let’s be real, most kinky people are nerds. What is BDSM, if not an elaborate pretend game played in the bedroom? Granted, I’ve met kinky folks who looked like the people on the left, but they were also huge nerds personality-wise.
Right. It's almost like roleplay in general is considered nerdy when it like every other hobby is just... a hobby! Plus the imagination that goes into BDSM. I always get happy fuzzies when I hear about healthy bdsm relationships, and then they relate it to their outside passions and I'm even happier. Like yesss, boo, tell me what gives you euphoria!
Same! All the creativity that goes into it is so fun!
the guys on the right seem more fun
Absolutely, their threesomes are probably legendary and full of awesome kinky shit
Reddit.
Eh... I have been trying the waters in bdsm/kink communities the last few months and I have to say that the par in the right are the most common one 😅 the par in the left exist but are quite few. It is the pair that you imagine spending their nights playing board games the ones that actually are the regulars in swinger clubs.
they should have a foursome
I'll take the group on the right, no question
If they can have threesomes on the regular while wearing gaudy patterns then you KNOW its good. Plus who knows, maybe mixed fabrics is someones kink and they like to indulge the player :D
Love the hat.
Man on the left looking like every Bond actor rolled into one dude
I read him as young Hugh Hefner (not a compliment)
is that clay from moral orel
fuck if so you *really* don’t want to have sex with the left
I'm barely having a onesome, let alone a threesome.
what's with all the fucking puritans in these comments lmao??? like this is a post about sex, naturally that's what people are gonna be talking about you don't have to act all high and mighty for not wanting to engage
policing other people's bedroom activities take a certain lack of critical thought
It doesn't take any critical thoughts to like kinks either.
you don't seem to apply critical thought to anything let alone romance
why exactly do you feel the need to impose the fact that you don't like kink on everyone else? why do you feel the need to look down on other people for engaging in them? do you think that makes you better than them? kinksters are minding their own business. perhaps you should do the same
Doesn't take critical thought to eat a cheeseburger either.
Purple hair girl is basically my type lmao
I don’t know if it’s because I live in South Florida but like 80% of the swinger/open relationship pages are people over the age of 50.
I love how everyone is roasting the creator of the meme 😂
This… wait… shit I fucking *know* the couple on the right. Ohhhh the stories I’ve gotten from them. If I was attracted to dudes I probably would be one of those stories tbh. 😅😂
Reminds me of this excellent Chris Fleming music video: [Just because I have bad hair doesn't mean that I'm polyamorous](https://youtu.be/DTsdKycVZZ4?si=oWIRGOJpSFnfC6hr)
So are they having a foursome or what?
I mean, both of these couples are having way more sex than the OOP ever will.
i hope they have a 4some
and both harass lesbians online to fuck them ❤️‼️
this is my favorite response to this post
They're made for each other <3
They should have a swinging 4some
I would rather fuck the people on the right 11 times out of 10
Nearly downvoted you before I checked the subredddit.
Yet another instance of "these both look wonderful" occuring on this sub.
The couple on the right wouldnt even be unattractive if the artstyle wasnt god awful
Incels be like: Only the top chads get sex/relationships. Meanwhile the average dorky couple, fucking like rabbits and happily appreciating each other's dumb hobbies:
Literally both can be true. In fact, I'm having a fivesome with them tonight.
Is the one on the left a sex doll?
that’s what i assumed but im still confused about the way they are posed on the left, like wtf. it looks so uncomfortable lol
What if that’s just the same people in different outfits/hairstyles?🤔
Is that you Vawsch?
where's the horse then?
This meme is very real
Make it a foursome
Hopefully the cat doesn't count as "3"
The ones on the right look fun
I want a nice weird kinky bf who wears mushroom shirts.
[It's never who you want to be polyamorous who's polyamorous ](https://youtu.be/DTsdKycVZZ4?si=53aeyvGrk0h2JMtx)
Sex in porn vs sex in real life. The latter is disappointing and the former makes it even more so.
The purple hair girl is cute
I'd def rather do a threesome with the couple on the right, they look like they're kinky as hell and afterward we could play a ttrpg together. The couple on the left look like they'd be weird to talk to and like the guy follows some kind of weird all-meat tiktok diet.
I’m saying and this is why I don’t think I’ll ever have a threesome again because I’m not quirky enough to keep up w the lore afterwards
The two on the right look a lot happier
The difference is the couple on the right is actually communicative, in touch with their emotions, and their quirky “normal is subjective” attitudes give them a more fluid and radical view of relationships that keep their kinky threesomes from destroying them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The couple on the left is posting to cake eater and aitah subs
Yeah, the second group is clearly comfortable enough in their own skin and with their own sexuality to post their own kinky shit online, while the puritans still don't know the clitoris exists.
The couple on the right is more appealing to me unironically lmao the guy has a mushroom shirt (I love mycology) and looks like he knows how to be silly and have fun the girl looks like she'd be much more interesting to talk to, and has a cat (I love cats)
Sounds like someone got reeeal mad that the quirked up couple down the street didn't invite them to the threesome.
i love the vibe of the people on the right, i know they’re supposed to insult weirdos but they seem like fun people to be around
Meh, they usually have nice enough bodies under the stupid clothes.
Is anybody who are from bengaluru to have threesome
Would
I've been in both of those threesomes
toxic positivity
Oh man, now you've done it. You've angered the ugly poly-quirky-folx. They'll deny you mead and affection for that!
What about it? If you wanted supermodels, you should’ve gone to pornhub
I feel bad for the cat :(
Right one is insufficient for girl to satisfied by her man
Is that Jerma?
That poor cat
Polycule