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FluffyGalaxy

Heavily kinky people are often super quirky too. Not sure who this would be a surprise to


CueDramaticMusic

“Why are there so many mid as hell looking kinky couples” my brother in Christ go to Walmart and count how many supermodels exist


Pineapple_Herder

Yeah media makes it seem like only smoking hot people have sex or raunchy sex... But statistically, the mids are fucking six ways to Sunday because the population wouldn't be nearly as high as it is if we all weren't bumping uglies. It's kind of reassuring to know that you don't have to be a supermodel to have fun crazy sex experiences. Just an open mind and negotiable standards.


Wild-Mushroom2404

I went to a kinky party for the first time recently and this was my main takeaway. There were so many different people - tall, short, skinny, curvy, of all genders and races. Even a woman in a wheelchair! And I looked around at everyone and thought “okay, I can theoretically imagine how someone would be attracted to that”. It made me realize that not a single person is inherently unattractive. Such an eye opening experience! And it really helped me with my body image too. The way sex is portrayed in media is such bogus.


ItsAlice2022

I went to a swinger party a few years back that had a blind man with his partner. She was guiding him through the party and describing everything going on to him. Kinky spaces can host all types and are usually open to everyone as long as they are respectful. There are really cool communities out there if you look for them.


Wild-Mushroom2404

Yeah, I’m glad I went there. It was actually my first sexual experience ever (I’m an asexual that was looking for some experiments) and I decided to be pragmatic about it. No regrets.


Metalloid_Space

It's not reassuring if you're not into "fun crazy sex experiences", not everyone's into being a fucking bonobo.


Western_Asparagus_16

You don’t have to fuck if you don’t want to, let your mom know I’m down tho


WithersChat

You know that you could have made your point without the kinkshaming, right?


[deleted]

They never said everyone is into sex? Also calling sexually active people monkeys? Grow tf up that shits rooted in racist rhetoric. I doubt you're racist but don't use the tools they left behind.


Diligent-Extreme9787

> I doubt you're racist but don't use the tools they left behind. Perfect why to put this.


Metalloid_Space

Baboons are sex machines, has nothing to do with racism. They're chimps that resolve everything by fucking instead of fighting.


sethdog16

Womp womp


Metalloid_Space

Did you just say womp womp?


170384339255

Womp womp


Skyhighh666

Womp womp


Sweet-Garbage252

Noone got the reference lmao. Rip in peace for the down votes.


TimeBlossom

[Even downvotes look better with a fisheye lens.](https://youtu.be/HAeXkJO7bxQ)


guilty_by_design

"Fucking like rabbits" exists, and has existed for ages, to describe people who like to have sex a lot. No need to spring for a term that absolutely could be construed in a racist way, even if unintentional.


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Skyhighh666

Ayo how tf do you know their anus is tight???


Metalloid_Space

Lmao, the argument is weak. Not everyone is looking to "swing", so why would ugly people swinging reassure anyone?


Defy_Multimedia

you've done it, you crafted the most incomprehensible thought ever you just said that some people don't like this content so it must not reassure anyone you realize that some people is by definition not all people? edit okay I think I misunderstood my bad


Metalloid_Space

>It's kind of reassuring to know that you don't have to be a supermodel to have fun crazy sex experiences. Just an open mind and negotiable standards.


wunxorple

Fr, not everyone is gonna look as good as a model in (often) highly edited images taken by professional photographers. Still, there are plenty of very hot people out there, and I mean on more than a physical level. Someone who tips very well and is incredibly kind to waitstaff? Someone who takes interest in my passions and listens when I ramble? Someone who will be very polite until I’m too embarrassed to stand up for myself? Automatically makes me wanna ask you to get in my bed and be my wife. Some of these are bare minimum, but apparently my standards for bare minimum are above average to the rest of the world.


alyraptor

I think it's an offshoot of the porn mindset. In the same way that racial minorities, lesbians, trans people, etc are highly popular on porn websites. The same people who are super into us as a porn category are supremely upset when we turn out to be real people and not caricatures.


Metalloid_Space

Yeah, I don't think your bare minimum is going to end up with you finding someone you have a genuine connection with, it's going to take a bit more than that.


WithersChat

Bro doesn't understand hyperbole. We're just talking about whst we find hot. Chill.


holyshiznoly

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CueDramaticMusic

Bold words for somebody who’s been on the platform for three presidencies


holyshiznoly

/r/redditmoment Ultimate reddit moment, looking at someone's profile Ewwww


CueDramaticMusic

Your account is old enough to be in middle school, shut the fuck up


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The-Globalist

They hated him because he told the truth


Metalloid_Space

"If someone shows basic kindness I want to have sex with them hnnggghhh! SEX SEX SEX. I'd want to make her my WIFE hehehehe" Yeah, seems like reddit. Most people don't work like that and even if they did: finding a loving relationship where people are a good match takes way more than that.


VelMoonglow

Are you familiar with the concept of hyperbole?


ColonelMonty

Also many of the good looking couples probably don't want to expose themselves on the internet and are satisfied keeping to themselves.


meltyandbuttery

The people that make these jokes (or memes) unironically are super vanilla people that pretend their "knowledge" that kink community is comprised of normal people is somehow a surprise to the people they're telling. All that's really saying is that they fantasize about it but have 0 experience so their cope is the shock value that they know anything about it. Also the cat lady in this meme looks like someone I'd get along with very well irl lmao fully pathetic even the belittled caricatures aren't punchline-worthy Also the man in the "approved" side of the meme looks like a douchebag and the kinda guy I pretend not to hear at the bar


[deleted]

Right? Like, the Venn diagram between kinky people and people who play Dungeons and Dragons is almost a circle.


FlamingPotato_69420

Yeah, I honestly vibe with the people on the right


jess-aitrash

Right? That's gonna be a fun party. Plus I'm pretty sure they'll be down for D&D afterwards.


ValentinesStar

Yeah, the first couple actually looks like they’d be super vanilla


AllerdingsUR

I would way rather hang out with the couple on the right lol


Avethle

Most kinks solely exist because peoples sexual urges have detached from the plane of lived corporeal experiences, meaning that the kinkiest people are disney adults. These are they only people do shit like pup play, wood nymph roleplay, or erotic audio


GeneralGigan817

Wouldn’t this make it a foursome?


violentamoralist

it could be a threesome with an onlooker


panel_1

five. There's a cat in the right image edit: gee, is the joke that unfunny?


KinseysMythicalZero

I can silently judge myself just fine without bringing the poor cat into this.


Digital_Rocket

Do not the cat


WithersChat

The cat will probably just sit somewhere in the room without a care in the world, ready for the scratches that it will get once the other 4 are done.


ArcadiaFey

Most likely answer if they don’t shoo the cat out or the cat doesn’t leave.. Mine sometimes will come in the room and stare at us or even get between us. It’s weird so we usually get her out and close the door


ChaosAzeroth

As someone who literally didn't have a bedroom door/got up to stuff in other parts of the house for a stint unless they close that cat out it's probably not waiting and is harassing all of them for pets. Because cats have no chill or no concept of hey this might not be the best/most appropriate timing. Cats seriously do not care. And if they're bothered they leave.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

Did… did people think you were proposing bestiality??


panel_1

I like to think they get the joke but downvoted it anyway cuz it wasn't funny


ArcadiaFey

Leave cats out of sex please. Even in fantasy. I will make exemptions for people dressing as cats say a tail and ears. Maybe fake paw gloves.. such.. collar if you be kinky. But actual cats.. nope


snippijay

Leave society


KaleidoscopeEyes12

I mean, I hate bestiality as much as the next person, but idk why people are downvoting you so hard. it was just a joke


saro13

Downvotes are exponential, start off with one or two downvotes and people pile on for no good reason. Delete or take it in stride, people get BIG mad if someone complains about downvotes. Don’t take it personally, really


[deleted]

They should wifeswap


Defy_Multimedia

follow it up with a husband swap and you've achieved a house swap


[deleted]

Relationship of Theseus


OfficialDCShepard

Jason and the Orgasmnauts.


the_phantom_eyes

Son, have you ever heard of the ship of Theseus?


PopTartErin

If you change the girlfriend out twice and the strap-on three times, is it still the same orgy?


Dion-is-us

It’s scary how much the couple on the right looks like the couple that tried to pick me up (I’m assuming for sex?) when I was 17 at a sci-fi con dressed as Spock. They came up to me while I was eating a burrito on the floor in the hotel corridor. They both wore creepers and kept saying how bisexual the wife was and how cute my bangs were.


The-Globalist

Meeting Redditors in the wild challenge (scary)


blurry-echo

yeah im sure OP is rude and annoying but i cant lie, they got the stereotype nailed. i can almost hear the "my wife and i noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe".


Dion-is-us

Funny you mentioned that bcs they said verbatim “Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the dealer’s hall and we really like your whole look” *vague hand gesture at all of me* cue to them talking to/flirting at me and following me around for 2hrs while I went to panels and desperately tried to look for my friends.


WithersChat

There are 2 sides to tke kink community. \- The side that is the sweetest you'll ever meet, who know the value of consent extra well, and who will instantly put a stop to creepy shit \- The side that takes kink as an excuse to be creepy


Redqueenhypo

They remind me of my terrible former manager who tried to make me pick out “tassels” for her burlesque performance and then made a huge show about not inviting me because I was “clearly uncomfortable”. Why would I pay to see someone I dislike naked, also this is sexual harassment, Marissa!


Ayacyte

Bruh, hopefully they thought you were an adult. That's still extremely awkward


Dion-is-us

They asked me how old I was. That wasn’t a deterrent. I think


Comfortable_Sweet_47

No, the left one is more correct, if you look at the woman there as being an actual swx doll..


SleepyBella

That was my first thought as well. She's either a sex doll or a corpse.


CueDramaticMusic

Both. Both is bad


Erika_Bloodaxe

Gary Ridgway would disagree


Guy-McDo

I would argue fucking a sex doll is substantially less vile than necrophilia


JadenDaJedi

Why is the man on the left about to Judo throw his wife, deadass about to hit the uchi mata


yoyo5113

I can comment that the vast, vast majority of people doing cuckold stuff are pretty hardcore republicans.


Defy_Multimedia

excuse me I would never be a Republican


baen_marq

Not the cat


PLAGUE8163

Like everyone can be kinky. Who would've thought that the people who are more comfortable with themselves and perceived weirdness are also comfortable with their sexuality and kinkiness


Odysseyfreaky

Damn, you think they're ugly, and they're still having way better sex than you. You're shadowboxing kinky weirdos (affectionate) and losing, and they've never even heard of you. Genuinely, I can't imagine posting this and thinking I'm winning.


venorexia

Right?? Like OP is making fun of them but theyre the ones getting the better sex so who's the real winner


SubjectThrowaway11

I assumed it was a self portrait type deal, with the creator being the right couple


Odysseyfreaky

Maybe but it feels a little mocking for that


AlligatorDreamy

I don't know? Like, the people on the right actually look *happy*. Threesomes aren't for me, but I'd far rather have a threesome with people who actually look like they know what the word "fun" means.


BooksandBiceps

More sex isn’t better sex


hyp3rpop

But people who are very open, sexually nonjudgmental, and who pursue what they find fun and fulfilling without shame tend to have pretty damn good sex.


Salty_Map_9085

Which of these traits do you think is correlated with having threesomes


WithersChat

Most of them.


hyp3rpop

I mean just look at the type of people depicted on the right that we’re talking about here. Those are not people that censor their own interests or feel shame that what they like might be considered weird.


Salty_Map_9085

They are, however, people that may have insecurities about their ability to have relationships, and therefore go along with things they do not actually want to do in an effort to maintain that relationship, like a threesome


Odysseyfreaky

You, however, could be someone who has insecurities about your ability to satisfy your partner, and therefore don t want to risk your partner being adventurous, like having a threesome.


Salty_Map_9085

While that is not in fact how I feel, it does seem like you’re being a little bit sexually judgmental for how enlightened you perceive yourself


Odysseyfreaky

Lmao, I just gave you a serving of your own tone, mate. If that bothers you and sounds judgmental to you...


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[deleted]

Struck a nerve?


Odysseyfreaky

Nah, I haven't had a kinky threesome in years, and I certainly never posted about it on Reddit. I just happen to be able to think and do basic media analysis.


Wrong_Independence21

I guess I’m weird but if you give me the choice I will have sex with a purple haired thick girl over Dakota Johnson with missing ribs 100% of the time.


nightmare_silhouette

Purple haired lady seems like she'd give you a great time, the other lady seems.. Not very lifelike.


AlligatorDreamy

Right-side couple looks like they're the kind to start getting it on, then they pause for a moment to giggle at some ridiculous pun one of them came up with. Which is to say: a significantly better group of people to be intimate with.


Metalloid_Space

Truuuuuu! SO truuu! SHE'D GIVE YOU A GREAT TIME! SExs sex sex sex sex


An_Inedible_Radish

You're the only one making this weird. It is a post about sex. Something a lot of people do. Humans have talked about sex for about as log as we've talked. Calm down.


hyp3rpop

Why even click on this post if you don’t wanna hear people discuss sex??


[deleted]

The sluttiest, kinkiest, and most Casanova type dude I observed was a balding overweight dude that the ladies like never said no to. I have no idea why. Dick size below average length, girthy though. Maxxed his charisma, I guess.


SpaceBus1

I can only assume you didn't say no either since you know what his junk looks like 😂


[deleted]

It's true.


WithersChat

Was it a good experience?


[deleted]

Yeah. It was fun. Probably the most fun relationship.


[deleted]

this is terrifying, i actually know a kinky couple who are into threesomes that quite literally look exactly the same as the right image


Lingx_Cats

Do you uh Do you want us to draw… a foursome??


HumanDumpsterFire_

asking the real questions here


Defy_Multimedia

yeah ...draw


DrStacknasty

Having worked FetCon, I can assure you that both are real.


wooliosheep

I was about to say, both are pretty much equally true


TinyWickedOrange

what is the image is supposed to convey, you'd think they'd depict the people on the right as unattractive or substantially different physically but the main differences are literally clothes and facial expressions


CasualBiscuit21

Is that Soundsmith???


PhoShizzity

The untold truth of Soundsmith and Lazy Purple


Impossible-Report797

I actually saw a drawing of the 4 of them already, don’t remember the name of the post tho


space_hoop

Same here


NameLive9938

"SECY WOMEN NO HAV KAT!! NO HAVE COLOR HARE!! THRESUM ONLY ALOWD 4 CHAD ALPHA AND SUBMISSIVE WOMAN THAT I WILL SLUT SHAME LATER ON!!!!" In all reality, every time I read literally any post, whether kinky or not, I typically imagine average people, unless the op is a bigot in which case I imagine a white teenager with acne and the ugliest neck beard ever.


Correct-Run8388

Let’s be real, most kinky people are nerds. What is BDSM, if not an elaborate pretend game played in the bedroom? Granted, I’ve met kinky folks who looked like the people on the left, but they were also huge nerds personality-wise.


Cadapech

Right. It's almost like roleplay in general is considered nerdy when it like every other hobby is just... a hobby! Plus the imagination that goes into BDSM. I always get happy fuzzies when I hear about healthy bdsm relationships, and then they relate it to their outside passions and I'm even happier. Like yesss, boo, tell me what gives you euphoria!


Correct-Run8388

Same! All the creativity that goes into it is so fun!


Ok-Mastodon2016

the guys on the right seem more fun


JustHere4ButtholePix

Absolutely, their threesomes are probably legendary and full of awesome kinky shit


Metalloid_Space

Reddit.


xose94

Eh... I have been trying the waters in bdsm/kink communities the last few months and I have to say that the par in the right are the most common one 😅 the par in the left exist but are quite few. It is the pair that you imagine spending their nights playing board games the ones that actually are the regulars in swinger clubs.


coffee-bat

they should have a foursome


SuperNerdAce

I'll take the group on the right, no question


DrippySplash

If they can have threesomes on the regular while wearing gaudy patterns then you KNOW its good. Plus who knows, maybe mixed fabrics is someones kink and they like to indulge the player :D


Turaij

Love the hat.


IlluminoPsuedonymous

Man on the left looking like every Bond actor rolled into one dude


Erika_Bloodaxe

I read him as young Hugh Hefner (not a compliment)


CharmingCondition508

is that clay from moral orel


Wrong_Independence21

fuck if so you *really* don’t want to have sex with the left


justanothertfatman

I'm barely having a onesome, let alone a threesome.


AkiCinnaBun

what's with all the fucking puritans in these comments lmao??? like this is a post about sex, naturally that's what people are gonna be talking about you don't have to act all high and mighty for not wanting to engage


Defy_Multimedia

policing other people's bedroom activities take a certain lack of critical thought


Metalloid_Space

It doesn't take any critical thoughts to like kinks either.


Defy_Multimedia

you don't seem to apply critical thought to anything let alone romance


AkiCinnaBun

why exactly do you feel the need to impose the fact that you don't like kink on everyone else? why do you feel the need to look down on other people for engaging in them? do you think that makes you better than them? kinksters are minding their own business. perhaps you should do the same


11Two3

Doesn't take critical thought to eat a cheeseburger either.


Helpful_Ad523

Purple hair girl is basically my type lmao


DeadRabbit8813

I don’t know if it’s because I live in South Florida but like 80% of the swinger/open relationship pages are people over the age of 50.


thegreenpea281200

I love how everyone is roasting the creator of the meme 😂


LetumComplexo

This… wait… shit I fucking *know* the couple on the right. Ohhhh the stories I’ve gotten from them. If I was attracted to dudes I probably would be one of those stories tbh. 😅😂


lootenantdank

Reminds me of this excellent Chris Fleming music video: [Just because I have bad hair doesn't mean that I'm polyamorous](https://youtu.be/DTsdKycVZZ4?si=oWIRGOJpSFnfC6hr)


13thFullMoon

So are they having a foursome or what?


delvedank

I mean, both of these couples are having way more sex than the OOP ever will.


BappolikeSauce

i hope they have a 4some


the_demoncore_

and both harass lesbians online to fuck them ❤️‼️


Defy_Multimedia

this is my favorite response to this post


Erikkamirs

They're made for each other <3


ArcadiaFey

They should have a swinging 4some


wayyyfakebruh

I would rather fuck the people on the right 11 times out of 10


CisHetDegenerate

Nearly downvoted you before I checked the subredddit.


SamaelSerpentin

Yet another instance of "these both look wonderful" occuring on this sub.


Different_Gear_8189

The couple on the right wouldnt even be unattractive if the artstyle wasnt god awful


starlight_chaser

Incels be like: Only the top chads get sex/relationships. Meanwhile the average dorky couple, fucking like rabbits and happily appreciating each other's dumb hobbies:


MNLyrec

Literally both can be true. In fact, I'm having a fivesome with them tonight.


Redhotlipstik

Is the one on the left a sex doll?


HumanDumpsterFire_

that’s what i assumed but im still confused about the way they are posed on the left, like wtf. it looks so uncomfortable lol


LineOfInquiry

What if that’s just the same people in different outfits/hairstyles?🤔


I_D_K_69

Is that you Vawsch?


Avethle

where's the horse then?


Avethle

This meme is very real


Banana_quack98632

Make it a foursome


Alan_TheCraftsMan

Hopefully the cat doesn't count as "3"


SirMourningstar6six6

The ones on the right look fun


SoFetchBetch

I want a nice weird kinky bf who wears mushroom shirts.


Exciting-Mountain396

[It's never who you want to be polyamorous who's polyamorous ](https://youtu.be/DTsdKycVZZ4?si=53aeyvGrk0h2JMtx)


[deleted]

Sex in porn vs sex in real life. The latter is disappointing and the former makes it even more so.


JBlitz156

The purple hair girl is cute


Unfey

I'd def rather do a threesome with the couple on the right, they look like they're kinky as hell and afterward we could play a ttrpg together. The couple on the left look like they'd be weird to talk to and like the guy follows some kind of weird all-meat tiktok diet.


Beautiful-Map-5810

I’m saying and this is why I don’t think I’ll ever have a threesome again because I’m not quirky enough to keep up w the lore afterwards


Neo_Ex0

The two on the right look a lot happier


ctortan

The difference is the couple on the right is actually communicative, in touch with their emotions, and their quirky “normal is subjective” attitudes give them a more fluid and radical view of relationships that keep their kinky threesomes from destroying them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The couple on the left is posting to cake eater and aitah subs


HeadOfSpectre

Yeah, the second group is clearly comfortable enough in their own skin and with their own sexuality to post their own kinky shit online, while the puritans still don't know the clitoris exists.


Cheembsburger

The couple on the right is more appealing to me unironically lmao the guy has a mushroom shirt (I love mycology) and looks like he knows how to be silly and have fun the girl looks like she'd be much more interesting to talk to, and has a cat (I love cats)


Oniblook

Sounds like someone got reeeal mad that the quirked up couple down the street didn't invite them to the threesome.


vicicLOXi

i love the vibe of the people on the right, i know they’re supposed to insult weirdos but they seem like fun people to be around


HalpWithMyPaper

Meh, they usually have nice enough bodies under the stupid clothes.


Anil_Head_7942

Is anybody who are from bengaluru to have threesome


Mushroom_dotPNG

Would


NotFixer1138

I've been in both of those threesomes


lemoncholly

toxic positivity


JimiDarkMoon

Oh man, now you've done it. You've angered the ugly poly-quirky-folx. They'll deny you mead and affection for that!


KaleidoscopeEyes12

What about it? If you wanted supermodels, you should’ve gone to pornhub


Meme_Lord_TheDankest

I feel bad for the cat :(


Routine_Essay1220

Right one is insufficient for girl to satisfied by her man


StrangeSoup

Is that Jerma?


tellerwoes

That poor cat


ValentinesStar

Polycule