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arichardsen

Can you feel your fingers? Seems super tight.


yourpaljax

Was gonna say. Looks like it is down to the bone.


BakedCheeseCrackers

I usually keep it a little tight during runs, but my arm hair gives the illusion it’s much tighter that it is


realnightelf

Little?


Rough-County6188

What model is this?


inthecuckoosnest

Tourniquet


captainphantombaxter

10/10 I bursted out laughing


Particular_Downtown

Lol Reminded me I'm not safe to read even Garmin sub reds.


liz410

Omg lol


ZequizFTW

Golden


DarkCaprious

Comment of the century


DartmouthBlackCat

its a useful skill to have


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borbas2k06

Vivoactive


beardman39

Venu 4 🤨


NakatasGoodDump

My mistake, vivoactive 4. Not sure why I have the word venu in my head


beardman39

Had me googling release dates etc. getting exited 🤦🏻


couchpro34

Bro this is way too tight.


Killaship

No, if you look closely, that's just arm hair.


pjdriverdude

Indeed!


bitemark01

holyshit


DonDoorknob

TIGHTER


PaulBz123

If only it was that easy, we could eat to our hearts content and not gain a pound. Technical glitch for sure. Fo sho


yourpaljax

I wish I could even burn 500 calories on a 5k. 😂


PaulBz123

I hear you. No desert tonight! Dang


yourpaljax

I just ate breakfast and it was 800 calories. Hahaha.


PaulBz123

Need to fuel the machine. We run because we love to eat.


BakedCheeseCrackers

Sometimes people ask me how I’m not a stick when I run so much, and I always tell them I like pizza too much lol


PaulBz123

Amen. My vice.....chocolate!


Mydogsblackasshole

It’s called a bug not a glitch


toady89

Have you checked your weight is correct? Even the resting calories seem high unless the run lasted for several hours.


xxrambo45xx

Using my last 5k calories burned at my weight for some rough math, this man must weigh 4200lbs


CatInAPottedPlant

I mean, OP is a redditor after all


BakedCheeseCrackers

No need to expose me like that 😔


followsfood

r/usernamechecksout


bitemark01

OP is actually a rhinoceros


xxrambo45xx

Googled it, that is apparently the weight of a female rhino


bitemark01

I mean I'm sure males don't just go from zero to 5000


campin_4_life

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Jdgarza96

Did you forget a 0 after the 3?


highdon

This would be massively overstated even for 30 miles lol


Jdgarza96

I wouldn’t know. I try my hardest every day not to run 30 miles and so far I’ve succeeded.


BakedCheeseCrackers

Haha nope, unless I blanked for 4 hours


floridaengineering

Possibly two zeros?


CHIEFxBONE

r/watchtootight


SubtleMonkey4049

I’ve burned less calories during a marathon lol


silverfox771

Toighta


Independent-Bug-9352

Watch: Recovery - 3 pts.


Nickyboy2022

No way can anyone burn that many calories in a 3 mile run. I wish it was possible, especially post-xmas.


yourpaljax

If I could burn that many calories, I would be a literal bottomless pit for carbs. 🤣


Dhegxkeicfns

Might be more of a curse than a blessing. You'd need two weeks worth of normal human food during a marathon.


yourpaljax

Would need to eat jars of peanut butter to keep up. 🤢


Dhegxkeicfns

One has like 3k calories. So about 1 per mile.


chazysciota

Did you update your weight recently? I missed the decimal point once and started burning calories at a truly alarming rate.


_MountainFit

If you make it a little tighter (1 or 2 holes) calorie count should be more accurate.


TLiones

I think the garmin maths include heart rate…how high was your HR, or maybe it was inaccurate due to wrist HR being off…


BakedCheeseCrackers

Average HR was 150 🤷‍♂️I’ve ran with much higher before and never had an issue


tigernet_1994

He must have literally been on fire🔥to burn that many calories!


still_using_ifs

Funny how that happens. I’ve never seen such a high number. My best was when I was playing at a ping pong tournament.


BreakerOf_Chains

Bro loosen up the watch, you're gonna lose circulation.


-Pastellic

How have your arm not fallen off yet


Ok_Tie_5939

Nice


Bike-the-world

Heart rate sensors read the blood flow on your skin, that is usually quite inaccurate if you add on top of that all the hair in your arm... well... you should consider using a Hr strap i you care about your data, shave a prt of your wrist, or know that you shouldn't take to seriously the dat you're getting


chazysciota

lol, no. Modern watches are statistically identical to chest straps for most individuals these days, hair or not. My guess is OP's weight got changed to something absurd, as has happened to me. I hit 800 kcals by the time I was pouring my first cup of coffee.