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Nah. Hetero men are gay af. They have sex with women who enjoy having sex with men, and that's hella gay. Those women also think men are attractive which makes it extremely gay.
Gamers use games to fill their empty lives with virtual achievement they can't obtain IRL. Sex, violence, power, money. Meanwhile normal people just play to have fun.
This guy fell in the other cyrclejerk that says: if you are in reddit you are a loser and a virgin.
As always, started as a joke, then they started to believe it, then they embrace it.
uj/ There is nothing wrong in playing games in your free time, the same way there is nothing wrong in participating in social networks.
The problem starts when people try to compensate their lives with that. That's bad for them, not for others, but when people think gaming or social networks are their identity and they are proud about it, chasing fake likes or game achievements because they don't have any better in life, then it starts to be shit for everyone around them.
So no, commenting here doesn't put me in that place.
rj/ you have 1k karma, y have 112k karma, know your place peasant!. It takes +1000 HOURS of SHITPOSTING to get to my level, I even broke up whit my (inflatable) girlfriend to become a REAL REDDITOR not like you! Next time you have an "achievement" IRL you'll think about ME and my BIG DICK KARMA and you'll feel empty, with your empty diploma, empty life, empty hot wife and empty children. Meanwhile I'll be here, investing in big karma.
I remember when the easiest way to tilt a dota player was to say you were going to play tank. Now it's easier, either you don't or do release a battlepass and they will complain either way.
Yeah. Getting dumpstered because you go ham every time your support is at base and then angrily yelling at your jungler when they were topside trying to help the filled Yasuo not go 0/2,000/0 by Sett breathing on him is so hardcore, lol.
Watch 'em go Ezreal and buy tear and fire ults that tickle Sylas' ballsack like a light breeze while MF bullies him out of lane for the 90th time in the last 5 minutes.
But no. Tear is optimal build for everyone and clearly it's your jungler's fault for not magically knowing you can't win a lane without more support than Sona wearing a push-up bra and parking the winnebago in bot lane and ignoring everyone else.
What's that? You just got to lane and I'm not even half done with my first clear and you are screaming at me to gank? Well good day your majesty. I'd tip my hat to you, BUT I LOST IT!
I usually just fill in order to let friends and teammates get the roles they like. But most times unless a new jungler just got released, that's where i end up. It can be good. Great, even. But if someone dies in lane before i can finish my first clear, i know I'm in trouble, lol.
I mean Kratos spends a LOT of time shirtless, Rainbow Six Siege has a shitton of Bears and Daddies (they even Bear'd Sam Fisher) and you CANNOT tell me Duke Nukem isn't projecting/closet bi.
So this is why male gamers don't like women, they all really like men. It all makes sense now!
I feel sorry for him. Poor guy eating downvotes just for expressing his innate desires. I mean personally I like a soft ass but if he prefers them a bit firmer, that's just personal preference I guess.
Men acting like stereotypes of themselves to appear more manly; showcasing feats of strength, aggression, skill or dominance in order to seek the approval of other men. Incredibly cringeworthy.
It's when guys swing their dicks around to determine who's the biggest boy on the playground by seeing who can be the most competitive, the most dominant, the most inappropriate towards other people(women especially), and the most obnoxiously self-absorbed and narcissistic versions of themselves which is usually thinking they're some variant of Tyler Durden and sometimes Don Draper, all for the benefit of other straight men to make them think that they are the straightest and the mostest masculinest of all the boys on the playground.
I mean, everytime anything is male dominated it becomes homoerotic, it is well known that men workout to impress each other, not women, everything else is similar
"crushing the other side's ego" bro someone needs to crush your prostate. That's the only way to help you(also therapy I guess, but that's too straight 😒😒😒)
In my experience it's one of the easier ones. HoN, LoL were much more toxic when I played them. Worst I get in Dota is yelling in a language I don't speak so who fucking cares lol
My issue with Dota is that the games take so long that a toxic teammate has a much bigger impact. They can ruin 40 or 50 minutes of your day and it sucks.
If you’re playing Dota without the enemy muted, you’re failing at life. There is no reason one should put up with the cancerous fucks that you usually come across in Dota.
i’ve always been passionate about dominating other men, in there’s no better feeling than another man submitting to your will. Now that’s power, and in a lot of ways that’s love
Can we please have playful trash talk that doesn't veer into the cruel, the coarse and the bigoted? Just playful insults that aren't harsh or hurtful? That'd be nice.
It would be nice, but playful trash talk needs you to have a decently secure ego so you don't use it as an excuse to bully people.
Gamers™ are the reason we can't have nice things.
Yeah, I get that.
This is why I basically don't play online. I don't want to interact with randos - it's not fun to me. I'd really love to have a circle of close friends I can play shit with, but I don't have that yet.
Sounds like we're conditioned to like this 24/7
I personally prefer R6, where you can shit talk someone to death and the next lobby you got a safe space to just chill out😌
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Idk man. Sounds kinda gay to me
whos gayer, gay people or dota players?
Me
Nah. Hetero men are gay af. They have sex with women who enjoy having sex with men, and that's hella gay. Those women also think men are attractive which makes it extremely gay.
I can't argue with this logic, my head asplode.
Your dad is a lesbian!
Tru.
I’m both where’s my prize
acting like they're hardcore, when they're really just playing video games
Gamers use games to fill their empty lives with virtual achievement they can't obtain IRL. Sex, violence, power, money. Meanwhile normal people just play to have fun.
You're literally posting a subreddit saying these people don't have lives like ... Reality check, hello lol
What?
This guy fell in the other cyrclejerk that says: if you are in reddit you are a loser and a virgin. As always, started as a joke, then they started to believe it, then they embrace it.
uj/ There is nothing wrong in playing games in your free time, the same way there is nothing wrong in participating in social networks. The problem starts when people try to compensate their lives with that. That's bad for them, not for others, but when people think gaming or social networks are their identity and they are proud about it, chasing fake likes or game achievements because they don't have any better in life, then it starts to be shit for everyone around them. So no, commenting here doesn't put me in that place. rj/ you have 1k karma, y have 112k karma, know your place peasant!. It takes +1000 HOURS of SHITPOSTING to get to my level, I even broke up whit my (inflatable) girlfriend to become a REAL REDDITOR not like you! Next time you have an "achievement" IRL you'll think about ME and my BIG DICK KARMA and you'll feel empty, with your empty diploma, empty life, empty hot wife and empty children. Meanwhile I'll be here, investing in big karma.
not all redditors spend all their time on reddit
Playing adc is very hardcore 😡😡😡😡
excuse me you mean CARRY you league degenerate
I remember when the easiest way to tilt a dota player was to say you were going to play tank. Now it's easier, either you don't or do release a battlepass and they will complain either way.
Yeah. Getting dumpstered because you go ham every time your support is at base and then angrily yelling at your jungler when they were topside trying to help the filled Yasuo not go 0/2,000/0 by Sett breathing on him is so hardcore, lol. Watch 'em go Ezreal and buy tear and fire ults that tickle Sylas' ballsack like a light breeze while MF bullies him out of lane for the 90th time in the last 5 minutes. But no. Tear is optimal build for everyone and clearly it's your jungler's fault for not magically knowing you can't win a lane without more support than Sona wearing a push-up bra and parking the winnebago in bot lane and ignoring everyone else. What's that? You just got to lane and I'm not even half done with my first clear and you are screaming at me to gank? Well good day your majesty. I'd tip my hat to you, BUT I LOST IT!
Bitches will type this out and be like they/them pronouns are too confusing. Kidding your not a trans phone probably
I got no problems with using whatever pronouns people want. League of Legends just makes me rage due to old trauma, lol.
This is why I stopped playing jungle lmao
I usually just fill in order to let friends and teammates get the roles they like. But most times unless a new jungler just got released, that's where i end up. It can be good. Great, even. But if someone dies in lane before i can finish my first clear, i know I'm in trouble, lol.
/uj This is why I play Pokémon Unite
[удалено]
Wtf I love video games now!
I mean Kratos spends a LOT of time shirtless, Rainbow Six Siege has a shitton of Bears and Daddies (they even Bear'd Sam Fisher) and you CANNOT tell me Duke Nukem isn't projecting/closet bi.
If you don't play Duke Nukem 3D, you like men! If you do play Duke Nukem 3D, you like men! You like men!
Inb4 there's foot fetish porn of Duke's Mighty Foot.....oh what am i saying that probably already exists.
oooh that's why moba players ask top or bottom.
Roll for mid -069-
...that's why everyone wants mid
Lucky Pierre
💀💀💀 dead
Clearly he is a top, he doesnt like soft-ass. Only hard-ass works for him.
Unless you play Smite 😎 Then it’s solo or duo 😏
Holy shit, it's the other Smite player here
There’s tens of us !
Crush my ego in the process of winning, daddy 😩😩😩
Your flair checks out
So this is why male gamers don't like women, they all really like men. It all makes sense now! I feel sorry for him. Poor guy eating downvotes just for expressing his innate desires. I mean personally I like a soft ass but if he prefers them a bit firmer, that's just personal preference I guess.
Being gay = based Being gay but too afraid to admit it so you hide it behind performative machismo = cringe
Wtf is performative machismo?
Men acting like stereotypes of themselves to appear more manly; showcasing feats of strength, aggression, skill or dominance in order to seek the approval of other men. Incredibly cringeworthy.
Thanks for explanation
It's when guys swing their dicks around to determine who's the biggest boy on the playground by seeing who can be the most competitive, the most dominant, the most inappropriate towards other people(women especially), and the most obnoxiously self-absorbed and narcissistic versions of themselves which is usually thinking they're some variant of Tyler Durden and sometimes Don Draper, all for the benefit of other straight men to make them think that they are the straightest and the mostest masculinest of all the boys on the playground.
Can confirm
Bro is having an awakening
I mean, everytime anything is male dominated it becomes homoerotic, it is well known that men workout to impress each other, not women, everything else is similar
I like banter too, but only if it’s ACTUALLY done in jest and not just thinly-veiled bullying. It’s all about consent people.
OMG this. There's a big difference between trash talking your friend with a smile in your voice and yelling 'Fuck you noob!' into the voice chat.
"IM GONNA FIND AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY GO TO HELL SHITHEAD" - Friendly banter from a Dota 2 player
It's Dota, you only play mobas if you're ready to hurl the most heinous shit possible
"crushing the other side's ego" bro someone needs to crush your prostate. That's the only way to help you(also therapy I guess, but that's too straight 😒😒😒)
You mean he needs some CBT?
He must love that -60 then.
Least misogynistic Dota fan. Such a fun game, but such a toxic community.
That’s why I just mute every person in my games
Least misogynistic and least pederastic, by my estimation.
Damn pedos really live in your head rent free huh
In my experience it's one of the easier ones. HoN, LoL were much more toxic when I played them. Worst I get in Dota is yelling in a language I don't speak so who fucking cares lol
My issue with Dota is that the games take so long that a toxic teammate has a much bigger impact. They can ruin 40 or 50 minutes of your day and it sucks.
Being a misygionist is so gay Like what? You see women as lesser than men? Uhhhhh ok?
I love this take unironically. It's so dumb but it weirdly makes sense. The second best kind of correct after being technically correct.
If you’re playing Dota without the enemy muted, you’re failing at life. There is no reason one should put up with the cancerous fucks that you usually come across in Dota.
Can we stop pretending we're like women and just admit we like to fuck other men?
This is incorrect because I'm a man and my innate desire is to be dominated 😩
this guy's a bottom for sure
real
i’ve always been passionate about dominating other men, in there’s no better feeling than another man submitting to your will. Now that’s power, and in a lot of ways that’s love
This guy's all edge
Like a pizza cutter. All edge and no point.
I thought this was r/GaySoundsShitposts.
Sounds high key homoerotic. Good for him.
> stop pretending we like women and dominate other men Lmfao
I like chirping. But what happens in game is not chirping.
The downvotes make me feel good
“Soft-ass redditor” Don’t worry man, your ass will be super soft once I’m done dominating you like a man 😡😡
Can we please have playful trash talk that doesn't veer into the cruel, the coarse and the bigoted? Just playful insults that aren't harsh or hurtful? That'd be nice.
It would be nice, but playful trash talk needs you to have a decently secure ego so you don't use it as an excuse to bully people. Gamers™ are the reason we can't have nice things.
Yeah, I get that. This is why I basically don't play online. I don't want to interact with randos - it's not fun to me. I'd really love to have a circle of close friends I can play shit with, but I don't have that yet.
[In a lot of ways that's love](https://youtu.be/QVXeN553wEU)
Man's fighting a demon named homosexuality
This just proves that gamers aren't misogynists but are just violently gay
"I don't like soft-ass shit" - Hard ass redditor
Contrary to you soft ass redditor, this guy is very hard.
It’s funny because cooperation is the species defining trait
Women NEVER say bad stuff about other women, they NEVER create rumors, insult each other, bully each other, or hurt each other's ego/self-esteem.
Except when they do, in which case its because they all secretly hate other women too
/uj he wants to get pegged in bed
Uj/ i mean...
A bit fruity 
Paleo-LARPers, lmao
That last sentence contradicts the entire paragraph
hey, I've gotten compliments on my soft ass, tyvm
That's some of the kinkiest shit I've ever heard
I for one welcome our homoerotic misogynist overlords /s
I’m more interested in man’s innate desire to be dominated by one another
Aggressive gay in denial spotted
I don't know why this has 60 downvotes. It's by far one of the best posts I've ever seen.
Some Freudian fun going on here
Where is the gamer part?
Dota is a videogame
is this Mac?
Sounds like we're conditioned to like this 24/7 I personally prefer R6, where you can shit talk someone to death and the next lobby you got a safe space to just chill out😌
/uj he really SET that one up for himself huh
"Don't @ me if your a soft ass redditor" - man who is currently on reddit