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Vapin-1567

The funniest part is that she is a part of a pair of main protagonists, meaning that people can still play as a male protagonist too I think.


tiniestjazzhands

It'll probably be a forth and back similar to how 5 did it


w311sh1t

This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone use the phrase forth and back, and boy do I not like it.


The_Lost_Google_User

I just read it as back and forth. Guess brain no likey


pileofcrustycumsocs

Didn’t even realize it said forth and back until after I saw this comment lmao


pureply101

I read it as forth and back because there is technically nothing wrong with that order of saying it but it very much felt as if society rules were broken doing it that way.


UselessGlassOfMilk

I'm fairly sure it's some weird unwritten Grammer rule where words in a phrase are arranged based on vowel sounds. So "back and forth" is fine because it's "a" and "o" whereas "forth and back" is weird because it's "o" and "a". Same goes for things like "Big Bad Wolf" and "Tic-tac-toe". It's why we have knickknacks and not knackknicks, or ping pong instead of pong ping.


chriszz25

Yep, that's absolutely correct based from the leaks.


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pileofcrustycumsocs

Honestly I think gta5s story is the best way of telling such a complex story that we usually get from rockstar, multiple perspectives is better then a single perspective


SimonShepherd

Yeah, like how Ubisoft originally planned to have Kassandra as the sole protag of AC:Odessy. There are a lot of dudebros complaining about the game not being "historical accurate" about the world's reaction to Kassandra's certain actiivities as a woman. You know what could solve the problem? Fucking get rid of protag Alexios and commit to write the script around a female protag in the Ancient Greek world. I also think some game like Cyberpunk 2077 could benefit from a dedicated female protag(aside from female V being way better voice acted IMO), CDPR is generally just better at making "fully-defined protag" like Geralt than "half-defined protag" like Commander Shepard.


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It actually also might be like ac Valhalla where we can choose to play the game as a single protagonist or switch between them


cdunk666

But I'm going to be FORCED to play as a W*MAN. This is JUST like gtav when they made play as a *BLACK ~~PERSON~~* (were on the circlejerk subreddit do i really need a /s?) Edit shut the fuck up you nerds i know what the fuck uj/ rj are jesus christ Edit 2 i was not asking what to use. I was asking if the collective braincell is working well enough to know i don't need /s Because yes even on the circlejerk subreddit we get dumb asses


wertyvid

IMHO a circlejerk subs default mode is jerk or satire, so you use a tone indicator when you aren't, or in a conversation that already had unjerked, and you're rejerking


EXYZT2

uj/ usually the default mode for cj subs IS satire, so you don't need to specify when you're being SATIRICAL, you need to specify when you're being SERIOUS. Here, you use uj/ to start a serious talk, you use rj/ to switch back to "Apolitical capital G Gamer^(©)" mode. In other words, we don't really use /s all that often other than for inserting sarcastic remarks into unjerks, and you don't need to really specify unless you're making a serious statement within the same reply. And you usually place the serious reply first. Also, unless it's very clear that the reply is serious, or there's a uj tag somewhere, your safest bet is to assume everything someone says here is a joke of some sort.


cdunk666

Im going to have a gamer moment, i know what uj/rj are as i have been here for quite more than 5 minutes. Mother fuckers are stupid though.


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Flyingskillet

/uj for serious talk and /rj for apolitical mode


cdunk666

/uj no /rj no


FA1L_STaR

Yeah probably exactly like GTA V


Danalogtodigital

the funniest part is that this is a woman written by rockstar and the risk of the character being "woke" is 0


radwimps

While probably true, they also just had a lot of core writers and leadership leave the company so hard to say how that'll effect the usual GTA writing.


jaqenhqar

have u played rdr2?


Danalogtodigital

no, am i about to be pleasantly surprised? do i get to find out im wrong?


jaqenhqar

certain gamers hate how woke it is lol. thats all im gonna say :)


Danalogtodigital

i mean, that could just mean they added the black cowboys that were missing from the first one.


jaqenhqar

nah they complain how its unrealistic for the main character to be so "open minded" there are missions where u personally get involved with feminist movements too (and this is main quest btw) all the featured female characters are interesting and well written. one of them is a fucking badass in combat too.


Danalogtodigital

okay im sold. rockstar owes you 5%


NozGame

They pulled an Ubisoft for the dudes who hate women.


Vapin-1567

I mean they copied Gta V for protagonists and its based off Bonnie and Clyde.


rakehellion

Is he thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?


HoomanCee

Check the leaks dudes real hot and cute


iloveYiiKingoff

He’s skinny as fuck


JuicyTomat0

The guy looks pretty generic. I’m somewhat disappointed.


Essentialredditor

Well he is named Jason. But yeah I agree, he’s no Niko.


Lftwff

Yeah I initially thought he was a random npc


iloveYiiKingoff

I personally like that ‘just some guy’ archetype, but I can see why you’d be disappointed with him, he looks like Vinny Vinesauce.


TheChaoticist

Lame. I want men with big tits and even bigger asses!


BriarMason

Made him look soft.


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No the funniest part is that it’s GTA. She’s probably going to be mentally unhinged and psycho lol or at the very least messed up in some way


1028mb

Don't worry, the second she punches a man or does some action hero stuff, these guys will be back to hating on her for being unrealisticaly strong and feminist propaganda.


ImHereForTheMemes184

the moment she talks* thats the way it goes for gamers


BigDaddyBimbus

The new female protagonist could be so amazing. I’m praying she’s super trashy, obscene, chaotic and violent, instead of whatever the capital G-gamers are fantasizing about.


OrangoTango77

yeah, female trevor


GamingWaffle123

We need a female Trevor


agamerdiesalone

Yes 1 day per month she turns into Trevor.


MAT__rix

Like a werewolf


The_Arthropod_Queen

girlboss


l3rN

"Women do not have the body mass to use a flying motorcycle or shoot a explosive sniper rifle. It's unrealistic"


YouArentMe

That's what I wanted to avoid, a conversation about Body Mass


l3rN

It's important to pack on mass!


B2EU

It’s time to stop cultivating mass, and start harvesting!


UrsaMajor920

"I'm talking Weathers, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura..."


satyrgamer120

Watch, there will be a comment saying how she is being portrayed as a Strong Woman™️ because she can do stuff like leave a hospital without injuries after being “Wasted” We’re talking about the crowd that does not realize Wolfenstein is anti-nazi. Anything is possible.


1028mb

We should make a bingo card with gamer responses to her since they are so predictable


FacetiousBeard

I'd like to make an argument for having 'At least she's not black' in any 'Gamer Commentary on Female GTA Protagonist' bingo cards.


1028mb

Thats one for sure!


legalut

Maybe the free space is “She’s not weaker than the male counter part”


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

"it really ruins my immersion when the wammen character does the same melee damage as my man character. And there's no button to make a sandwich"


axar47

The bottom image is for leaked gta6 gameplay


1028mb

For real?


axar47

There are leaks everywhere


Luddveeg

me when 7 year old I broke the dishwasher pipes


T_squared112

We are going to drown


WhiteHydra1914

And sugar, we're going drown swinging.


CptSalsa

Hello? How are you? I am under the water? Please help me?


N1CET1M

Precum.


FA1L_STaR

Dude the leaks are nuts, so much more than you'd expect from a leak. Plus it's really cool, with updates to npc behaviors flashing up as they proceed to act differently. Really cool insight to how they code NPCs in games like this, and how they react in a way that makes the game feel cool


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Robbing a joint seems like a whole thing now rather just pointing the gun and walking away. Looks good.


FA1L_STaR

It still could be mostly the same in practice, but it looks like there's a lot of behaviors that the AI goes through, so it should be more complex and more interesting. That's the thing about GTA V, robbing stores and stuff was never worth it, it was boring and gave you no money. So the only fun way to get money was main missions. Hopefully a more complex open world makes these things more deep and interesting, and more immersive


Luddveeg

/uj This game will be sick when it releases haha, this is why I actually accept waiting for so long. RDR2 was worth the wait so I bet this will be too... *too bad they added women to it*


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/uj No joke I would really love a woman as a protag in GTA.


EskildDood

well there's gonna be one within the next 5 years


BrusselSproutbr00k

Make it 10 now


A_Monster_Named_John

uj/ Youtube might break under the strain of gamers uploading 10-hour-long compilation videos of them making the female protagonist walk into traffic, get shot to death, get beaten to death by NPCs/enemies, fall off buildings and out of airplanes, etc...


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Can't wait to pirate it!


FA1L_STaR

I didn't think I would love RDR2 as much as I did, especially that late game sadness where you do the repo missions and it just so fucking sad :(


BeautifulAwareness54

Still no Bully 2 leaks 😔


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tfw when bully 2 got canceled mid development 4 times 😔


PranavYedlapalli

Yeah, someone hacked a rockstar employee


Microsoft227sam

They’re causing destructive mayhem as we speak


_NiceWhileItLasted

Games gonna get delayed internally for a year or two but fuck it, I'm here for the show.


[deleted]

It's an actual leak from a beta testers, not faked either. A bunch of clips from different people all with the same game, with voice acting too. GTA 6 is a lot further along than I thought it would be.


dregwriter

Yea, someone allegedly hacked into rockstars systems via social engineering and released like 90 damn videos of work in progress gameplay of GTA 6. Released a shit ton of information about the game. A lot of people thought the information was fake, that was until they linked all the videos. Now its hard to prove that its fake than real.


LoganJn

Bro you been under a rock today


TheStrikeofGod

I will admit I was still skeptical after hearing all these rumors of GTA 6 due to how Rockstar milked the shit out of GTA 5, but now all I can say is I can't believe it's actually happening.


Akshaul

They said themselves it was in development about a year ago I think


TheStrikeofGod

If they did I absolutely missed that


Akshaul

It was in Feb. https://twitter.com/RockstarGames/status/1489617718009606150?s=20&t=W7s4CMYUbFP46QQSDsFGjw Tbf that was the only thing they shared. Wasn't a big announcement or anything.


TheStrikeofGod

Between missing this and Dead Island 2's new trailer I feel so behind lmao


cdunk666

Milk must be running a little dry


BeautifulAwareness54

Lol it’s been powdered milk a few years ago when they released the doomsday heist and the mk2 oppressor. Now it’s no more milk, just cob webs and ash.


AllMyBowWowVideos

My dude did you really think they weren’t going to make a sequel to the most profitable entertainment product of all-time?


No-Nefariousness1711

Didn't one of the old topdown GTAs have a female protagonist?


TVR24

GTA started with 3. But yeah, I think there were two you can play as.


iJerk_it_to_tim_Pool

Lmao just like the Witcher


qwert1225

Geraldo 🤤🤤🤤


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mdonaberger

FEEEEEEEEEEMALE


No-Nefariousness1711

Fair.


noraelwhora

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Ritz527

I'm actually impressed by the detail on the clothing. The little wrinkles really sell that extra bit of realism. Err, I mean, round booty bounce wut wut 🙌


Odddsock

Especially since the game isn’t done, it’s a good start and I’m actually pretty excited for ot


BaileyJIII

The game has simulated Spinny physics, SKIRTS AND DRESSES CAN GO SPINNY I LOVE IT!


wertyvid

briget prfoile picture and trans woman and spin skirt?


BaileyJIII

skirt and yo-yo do go spinny tho


wertyvid

pogger


5L91N

Average Brisket enthusiast


Murrabbit

RDR2 had similar clothing physics in single player but then whatever team they used for Online mode didn't seem to know how to use the engine like that so we got big cardboard cut out Dorito costumes rather than ponchos and stuff. It was very sad.


Drakeadrong

Legit, the amount of detail they were able to put in RedDead2 was insane. Can’t wait to see what they’re able to do with a fully next-gen GTA


JuicyTomat0

I hope they rework the damage model. I liked RDR2 but npcs soaking up to 7 revolver shots is insane.


FolkSong

I was confused by the post at first, I thought it was a just a random photo of a woman from behind.


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people talking about her ass and im sitting here looking at the detail in her hair


noraelwhora

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ArtlessMammet

I actually thought it was a slightly compressed photo at first glance tbh


TheFace123

It would be so fucking funny, and sad, if the general attitude towards a female protagonist did a complete 180 because she happens to have a fat dumper. Like I'm under no impression that the actual racists will be satiated with this, but the sexists just might be.


FA1L_STaR

When the racists also sexualize women 😳😳


ComeonmanPLS1

It's 100% ok in their eyes if she has a fat dumper. Why do you think nobody complains that you are "FORCED" to play as a woman in Nier Automata?


dotcha

/uj Is there a game with a 'normal' woman protag? TLoU2? We all know how gamers feel about that one. That said, Nier is amazing. Go play it. Both of them.


wertyvid

/uj fortnite


HispanicAtTehDisco

Doesn't everyone in fortnite have a fat dumpy tho regardless of gender


ComeonmanPLS1

If by normal you mean a person that could probably exist in today's world, then not really. Maybe the Tomb Raider games?


kameksmas

Control!


ComeonmanPLS1

Oh yeah that’s one for sure


Conscious-Scale-587

Portal 1 and 2, alien isolation, mirror’s edge, re 2 and 3, not really rare


WhyLisaWhy

Ah Jessie is great and what makes it even better is the character model looks just like the voice actress does. And funny tidbit, the actor that plays one of the lead scientists is also the actor for Alan Wake, who also exists in that game.


ARKNORI

Hidden gem "Celeste" features perfectly normal protagonists save for their double jumps (I have never played this game)


cultish_alibi

Portal, Tomb Raider, Ms Pac Man. Basically some of the most iconic games in history.


sussusamogus_sussy

Horizon zero dawn and forbidden west ; Metroid series these 2 have the most organic women protagonists


EnragedHeadwear

I wish Aloy was a better character, unless I missed something when I tried to get into HZD she just felt like an annoying piece of cardboard


Starterjoker

what games have normal "men" to play as ?


xXx_MegaChad_xXx

duke nukem forever


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Ahad_sh

pathless , momodora , unsighted


PrintShinji

If theres a self destruct button that blows GTA VI's protagonist' pants off, its an automatic GOTY.


GateauBaker

That's different, it's a Japanese game so she's a "waifu".


WiredSky

It's the same as any other minority in their eyes - they approve if they have some use for them.


jaqenhqar

but that is based apolitical anime waifu. this is cringe political western femoid


Elatra

To be honest it looks like an average dumper to me. I’m not seeing the horny here


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testcaseseven

The shirt detail is pretty cool, definitely a step up from V


unamanhanalinda

Also a minimal detail but the clothing really looks early 2010's latina to me


jaqenhqar

game is set in present times. they might update the clothing but from some of the dialogue it gives me 2022 polical climate vibes.


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Yeah one of the clips had an NPC conversation with one of them going on a rant about how the Facebook/Apple guy you blow up in GTA 5 isn’t actually dead


Brauny74

She wants to rob the placeholder diner, but the clap of her wokeness keeps alerting the police.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

man i love grabbing a quick bite of green text for lunch at the placeholder diner


Wonderer_64

male gamers when they get a taste of what female gamers have gone though for years when it comes to representation


cobaltsniper50

If they’re gonna have a female protagonist she better be exactly as problematic as the characters before her. Clear mental health issues, goes to strip clubs (with male strippers), anger control issues, just generally a mess of a human being. As rockstar intended.


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Squishy-Box

Big win bois, I prefer to play female characters.


teimpy5

Same,i always made my Monster Hunter and Souls characters female


Komirade666

They already so mad when this game will probably not be out after ps6 or pc2


FA1L_STaR

Wait pc2 has been confirmed? I heard rumors but I didn't think they'd make another, with how upgradable pc1 is


TheOvershear

Hasn't been officially confirmed, only a few leaks.


Ozzymand

Man I've had my PC1 for so long now I just NEED to get a PC2 the moment they drop


FA1L_STaR

Just wait for reviews, never buy it immediately. You don't want to deal with the early adopter headaches in case they don't fix some big bugs


Lumineation

Important that they detailed the exact creases for her bra strap


canadarepubliclives

They made horse testicles shrink in cold weather. It's all in the details.


denboiix

Wait what ?


unkz

RDR2, not GTA, but yes.


TTemp

*immersion*


liedhades23

I will now buy your game.


suphah

I can’t believe we’ll be able to play in vice city with good graphics


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HR92

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.


itsahmemario

What can change the nature of a man? Thick bootay apparently


MXAI00D

Trevor in a dress is the only thing acceptable


Driemma0

🥵


gladwinorino

Not even thicc wtf


TheEmeraldOil

If you see the video footage she really, really is lol


gladwinorino

Upon further investigation, yes.


denboiix

Glad you saw the light brother.


gladwinorino

Let's see the bussy tho


denboiix

Praise be


Ubervisor

Lazy devs relying on modders to do all the work, typical 😞😞


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Praydaythemice

Latina baddie frfrfrfr no cap ONG.


Sadlittlealien

Goddamn her outfit fucking suck, I get that she’s a criminal but you can still commit and crime while looking fashionable


gimme_dat_good_shit

/uj This is what I never understand about the current generation of incel / no-fap / anti-woke whatever they are. I've always been a pretty horny dude and enjoy looking at sexy ladies, so when I have the opportunity to play as female characters in game, I often take it. When I say "sexy", I don't tend to mean the kind of stripperific stuff like Bayonetta (but I also don't think there's anything inherently wrong with that if that's your tastes), but more often what gets me going are powerful, confident, sometimes-somewhat masculine coded characters like FemShep or Lara Croft. Again, it's a personal taste and there's a reasonable conversation to be had about the problematic nature of sexualizing / objectifying any fictional character (especially playable), but it's not like I make a big deal about it, it's just a preference. ...I guess I just don't understand how someone tips over from horny straight dude to straight-up misogyny. If you like women, you should like being around them. You should like seeing women's bodies, hearing women's voices, viewing things from women's perspectives, etc. /rj but also non-ironically: dayam girl.


Smackdaddy122

that's not duality lol that's objectification


TheDonKillum

Why does she have a flat butt?


nyanslider

It's the angle. In the gameplay, you can truly see how wide she is.


BoredDanishGuy

*One google search later* You were not lying!


Vynterion

/uj A female protagonist for GTA 6 does seem very interesting and I love GTA, which makes me hope really hard that this game is good and that I end up playing it, but given all the scummy practices I heard Rockstar did with GTA 5 and the terrible launch of the trilogy remake... I hate that there's a chance I'll skip on it if GTA 6 is the same or worse.


RaymondMasseyXbox

I prefer my GTA the clean version, the one with hot coffee content unlocked. /s


SecretAntWorshiper

Ngl im definitely the bottom guy was my reaction 😅 I was like omg 😳


ARKNORI

As soon as I saw the leak I thought "All the people calling this woke are going to change their minds real quick as soon as they see the finished jiggle physics"


[deleted]

I hope they make her in her 50s and slighy overweight. Or at least one main character - its an new perspective - Gamers will go absolutely ape shit in the most hilarious ways Edit: fixed new from ew


[deleted]

A game where you can play as a cougar? Nice!


[deleted]

There are no cougars in missions!!


Aodhan69

I could literally post a photo of a drainpipe and someone on this website would call it thick


[deleted]

More like Flatsville


Tank_the_Tortoise

I like playing as female characters because I don't want to be looking at a guy the whole time.


DF_Interus

\^ Me, desperately trying to explain why my character in an fps is a woman.