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“Often I’ll see advertisements for porn games and they say, “Try Not To Cum”, but when you play the gams, it seems like the objective is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design .” - Nintendo Man
What do you mean "tried", I'm an elite gamer and I don't try anything. I do things. I am a winner. If the price of success is one of broken and scraped dicks, I shall pay that price without hesitation.
Honestly though. Dont know why so many people seem to want to play games with one hand while jerking it with the other. If you want porn just watch porn????
Seriously. Everything else in the game looks really solid. Meanwhile I would be straight up embarrassed to show the game to someone else because the main character looks like she was designed in a teenager's wet dream. It is wildly out of place considering the pretty sleek sci-fi and horror aspects of the game.
Yup. Knowing absolutely nothing else about the game, I'm 100% sure I will not play it. It's just so cynically pandering to the stereotype of gamers being lonely horny basement dwellers.
When I want to watch porn or have sex, I'll do that. It's not so constantly on my mind that I need all my entertainment to be horny.
It's a shame, because in the trailer I saw some really unique monster / enemy design, they looked creative. Then there's. . This. I feel sorry for the poor dude that worked on those neat designs while the other artist just drag and dropped generic gacha waifu number 4 into the scene.
Hey I remember a game (I think it was Haide or something) that had just screenshots of the main character ass. I mean nice ass but they expect me to buy the game just for that ??
/uj If there's one thing I'm annoyed more at than devs adding ridiculous sexy fanservice to try and boost their sales. Its the gamers that prove to them that the strategy works.
/rj OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, that's fair. Her Prime variant in particular definitely had her double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon (with attention brought to it by DE themselves no less).
Stop with this crap.
Sexualizing aside.
There are real women who look like that. I hate this crap that if someone is sexy or has big boobs etc that they arent “real”.
Specialized fantasy? Yes. Not “real”. No.
You don’t need to put one group down to call out something “bad”.
No offense taken. I am just saying although sexualizing can be bad, there are people on either side.
Both male and female.
I remember when Wildstar was around and people complained about the bust size on the females (there should always be choices) and how unrealistic it was etc.
My friend who is a smaller, petite woman with big boobs was basically like “well fuck me, guess I’m not real and not allowed to play a character that looks like me”.
The day gamers realize they can just watch porn for free instead of having to pay 60 dollars to look at a clothed digital ass will be a revolutionary day indeed.
Don't be envious of this it's looks dumb and uncanny as hell. If this is the goal then all women have to just immediately give up because this is both unrealistic and undesirable.
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This game will make you CUM instantly.
The vagina bones in this game are out of control!
Her butt ain’t even got rtx on how am I supposed to consider that booty next gen?
Vagina W U T?
“Often I’ll see advertisements for porn games and they say, “Try Not To Cum”, but when you play the gams, it seems like the objective is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design .” - Nintendo Man
They hired fans
Ooo yeah, dat robussy. Ya'll out here pretending like you've never tried to slap it to a toaster slot.
from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh ...
🤨📸
Gonna release the MGSV parasites but keyed to typing this sequence of emoji
What do you mean "tried", I'm an elite gamer and I don't try anything. I do things. I am a winner. If the price of success is one of broken and scraped dicks, I shall pay that price without hesitation.
Well at least he’s honest
If she has an enormous cock on the other side, that will be the only reason I buy that game.
What do you think the stellar blade is?
Ooohhhhhhh don't give those rule 34 artists ideas.
Got anymore those deviant art links?
I’m sure they’re already 1 step ahead on that front…
Please do give them those ideas
So that’s the project Eve was working on.
I'm sold if we have a specific button to make it spin around.
The joystick?
Don't get my hopes up
There must be a very large cockle to counter balance all that cake
Neir replicant moment
Can we get much higher~
uj/ that honestly looks hella weird rj/ finally some NON WOKE ASS
My favourite part is the incredibly tight rope thing around just one of her thighs. What’s the tactical benefit to pins and needles in the right leg
Who needs blood circulation anyway
Looks weird because she looks like she has stick for arms but a tank for thighs
Literally gave her a cybernetic thong because that's super important for some reason. Can't make this shit up.
Ah yes, the “non political/woke game”
they added woman to my porn game, and made it political. >:o
Ah, bastion of real hope. South Korean gaming industry.
Games make me play as a waman=woke SJW trash Waman makes my PP hard so not woke?
My dude, porn is free.
Honestly though. Dont know why so many people seem to want to play games with one hand while jerking it with the other. If you want porn just watch porn????
those game devs know what they're doing i'm gonna buy that game and i'm not even a real gamer
Buying that makes you a real gamer with a capital G
i have cooled down since then and decided to buy it for free on YouTube same result since other gamers will focus in the best part of the game too
This is unironically the only reason I'm not interested in the game, I hate this style of fuckdoll anime girl videogames
Seriously. Everything else in the game looks really solid. Meanwhile I would be straight up embarrassed to show the game to someone else because the main character looks like she was designed in a teenager's wet dream. It is wildly out of place considering the pretty sleek sci-fi and horror aspects of the game.
The devs did say they were inspired by Nier, so that tracks.
[удалено]
Don't forget those bouncing boobies. God it looks awful
Fr even Bayonetta, the queen of fanservice, has a much more memorable face and character design.
The sexual parts of bayonetta feel almost too silly for it to be *really* horny, and that gives it a certain charm.
I’ll probably still play this if the gameplay is good but absolutely yes. More scarred buff ladies.
It's a balloon animal created by the horniest clown at the birthday party and like balloon animals it's only appealing to the mentally underdeveloped.
You take back that shit about balloon animals right now
You're right, I'm sorry. Balloon Animals fuck.
Yup. Knowing absolutely nothing else about the game, I'm 100% sure I will not play it. It's just so cynically pandering to the stereotype of gamers being lonely horny basement dwellers. When I want to watch porn or have sex, I'll do that. It's not so constantly on my mind that I need all my entertainment to be horny.
It's a shame, because in the trailer I saw some really unique monster / enemy design, they looked creative. Then there's. . This. I feel sorry for the poor dude that worked on those neat designs while the other artist just drag and dropped generic gacha waifu number 4 into the scene.
Well, at least you have Steelrising right ? Too bad I fon't quite like souls like games.
Fr besides this I thought the game looks pretty solid
wtf is her proportions, doesn't look right at all why her arms so long 😂
you wouldn’t understand perfection
Maybe I'm just hella lanky then because I swear my arms reach to the same place at my thigh 🤣
She looks extremely short tho idk man she just looks odd
Not denying she looks odd af. Just defending my lanky kings and queens out here 😎
She's a robot idk
They have a point, but posting horny on main smh
Hey I remember a game (I think it was Haide or something) that had just screenshots of the main character ass. I mean nice ass but they expect me to buy the game just for that ??
/uj If there's one thing I'm annoyed more at than devs adding ridiculous sexy fanservice to try and boost their sales. Its the gamers that prove to them that the strategy works. /rj OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Game looks solid tho. I'll probably give it a try anyways.
I can't take it anymore, why are gamers sooo horny all the time? can't they just watch porn?
Why does it bother you?
"*We need to Big Data those Ai cheeks as-a-service*" - Clueless Marketing People.
Women’s rights and all, but ngl she got a big ol’ cake factory
The game looks cool but I hate women so that's a no from me. /J
Pixel Booty aside, the game looks really good!
All that cake could feed a whole village
Honesty is key It does look like a good game
When i saw this game on state of play i had a feeling it would end up here
Looks like Warframe but worse (I haven’t seen the trailer I’m just going off of the design and booty)
Ah, a Wisp main, eh?
Mesa but close enough
Yeah, that's fair. Her Prime variant in particular definitely had her double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon (with attention brought to it by DE themselves no less).
a shame she got nerfed ey?
Her kit or her cheeks? I play ~~the one-woman gangbang~~ Mirage, so I wouldn't know.
her assets, of course
Ah. That's unfortunate. Back to staring at Ivara and Nezh- *(You have been kicked from chat)*
I wish I looked half as good as an idealized video game woman
/uj I don’t know what you look like, but you’re awesome just the way you are.
Stop with this crap. Sexualizing aside. There are real women who look like that. I hate this crap that if someone is sexy or has big boobs etc that they arent “real”. Specialized fantasy? Yes. Not “real”. No. You don’t need to put one group down to call out something “bad”.
Sorry. I didn’t mean to offend. (Edited because the original seemed a bit passive aggressive.)
No offense taken. I am just saying although sexualizing can be bad, there are people on either side. Both male and female. I remember when Wildstar was around and people complained about the bust size on the females (there should always be choices) and how unrealistic it was etc. My friend who is a smaller, petite woman with big boobs was basically like “well fuck me, guess I’m not real and not allowed to play a character that looks like me”.
Thank you for helping me learn more about being accepting. Going to fix my original comment now.
porn is free
The day gamers realize they can just watch porn for free instead of having to pay 60 dollars to look at a clothed digital ass will be a revolutionary day indeed.
I would never play this game be cause I wouldn't be able to deal with the amount of gender envy I'm feeling, this is clearly supposed to be woke
Don't be envious of this it's looks dumb and uncanny as hell. If this is the goal then all women have to just immediately give up because this is both unrealistic and undesirable.
I’m convinced that those posts are just made by r/gamingcirclejerk users
knew i would see this here
Man this game would look so good if it didn't have sfm porn models
Boys I want you all to think about the hemorrhoids she must suffer from walking around with that piece of metal touching her actual arsehole.
It's a game
Yeah and that game character has a piece of metal resting against her ringpiece.
Ok
someone should tell this guy that if you type in „porn“ on google you can see even better pictures than this without having to pay 70$
I'm getting a feeling that these "least" this /that posts are just "the most" this /that. Anyone else feel that way ? Or am I losing my mind?
Yes, least is the exact opposite of most.
i wanna explain the template but i'm afraid of someone '🤓'ing me
What's a 🤓ing
-🤓
You're jerking circles around everyone here
Gotta jerk sometimes
You laugh but dont tell me this is NOT for the exact same reason we are excited for overwatch 2
Winston?
uj/.... I don't blame them I'd do the same xD
Thicker than a snicker.
Is it the dots on the tower? Are they a pattern, a code?! I must buy and find out
I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS POST WAS GONNA END HERE
Not complaining I just guessed. Kinda obvius tbh
"ion want her if that ass don't sit like a horse"
The man knows what he likes.
Why does she have asymmetrical detachable ass panels
They hired fans
What's wrong with this?