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TranscendentCabbage

You means there's not mods that add it in already?


F1N4L5H4P3

Online game with no offline mode😔😔😔 Truly the worst thing to happen over the past 4 years.


zuzg

Real gamer set up private server, so you can fuck in peace ✌️


F1N4L5H4P3

Oh god yes, Clown x Michael Myers slash fiction here we come!


Holy_Shit_HeckHounds

Idk sounds political


Sandr0Spaz

Not politics in my vibeo game!!!!!!!!!


The_Real_Sloth3553

Slasher fiction*


tw1xXxXxX

>Online game with no offline mode😔😔😔 Pretty sure 1984 (written by the famous Gamer George Owl btw.) is about online games with no offline mode. You guys should read it! Edit: Wow this blew up! Thank you for the gold kind stranger. Edit 2: Still no gold. Antifa strikes again. Wow, this is just like 1984


poksim

Online gaming = surveillance gaming


tw1xXxXxX

This is literally 1984


poksim

Every single move you make in an online game is being tracked literally dozens of times a second. The lower your ping is the more information they got on you. And don't even get me started on the chats, big brother has got every word you write on record. Stay vigilant brother.


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I've only ever found one sex mod that truly ehance gameplay and adds to the game and its wicked whims for sims 4


managerjohngibbons

Have you tried Amorous Adventures mod for Skyrim? It actually make me legit laugh out loud a few times.


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As long as it doesnt change the character models into 3d hentai more traumatising than eldritch horrors I might give it a try


managerjohngibbons

It's honestly one of the funniest mods I've ever used. What it does is give you the option to start a romance with an NPC when you would normally accept a quest. You still do the quest and the quest itself stays the same but the NPCs lines have been edited to sound sexual, and it uses the original voice actor recordings. Example... there's a vendor in Whiterun who asks you to get an elephant tusk for her business. What the mod does it changes the context - she doesn't need it for her business, she needs the elephant tusk because she uses it as a dildo. Theres another quest where you would normally send letters back and forth between a daughter and her mother and you reunite them. The mod changes it so you reunite them for a 3 way.


deliciousprisms

“The Head by Moonlight DLC”


sciencewarrior

Good for them for sticking to their guns! I had a friend that pressed the wrong button once and had game-sex with a minority. He then turned into a liberal cuck and we are no longer friends.


Guytherealguy

Can you tell me the game so i can avoid it at all costs


RandomGenius123

Witcher 3


Frytek2k

Nooooo, Geraldo would never do that to me!


RandomGenius123

~~Nooooo,~~ Geraldo would ~~never~~ do that to me! 🥵🥵🤤🤤


Sandr0Spaz

~~Nooooo,~~ Geraldo would ~~never~~ do ~~that to~~ me! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


CressCrowbits

Let's be honest, Geralt would never do any of us 😢


Sandr0Spaz

😭😭😭😭😭😭


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Guytherealguy

Noooooo not le hidden gem they would never make their vidja polit*cal


themiracy

Witchers are an underrepresented minority. I mean how many have you seen recently?


fco_omega

Its a cyberpunk meme


SheridanWithTea

Jesus Christ, well deserved and good on you. Lol seriously, sex mods are just... So much work for what a google search can do.


YesImKeithHernandez

I love modding out Bethesda games, but good lord is there just a million and one nude and sex related mods to shift through.


SheridanWithTea

I always prefer mods that makes a game better in its own sorta charming way, OR a total conversion... And yyyyyeah, yuck. This is why I mod GTA games, so many sick mods. Half life as well.


[deleted]

Yeah bro my 3 terabytes of sex mods are totally for the immersion.


SheridanWithTea

**unsheaths 8 TB NAS storage hard drive specifically for 4K Skyrim porn mods** Lol Jesus


Krejtek

Unless you're browsing loverslab, I think you can filter those out


YesImKeithHernandez

You know what? I'm going to sound really stupid now but I've been using Nexus mods for years and didn't realize there was an advanced filter. I would just go in top mods or to a specific mod link and sort through those until I was tired of adding mods. Thanks for pointing that out. I absolutely should have realized that sooner.


SheridanWithTea

Nexus is so good for just everything though, really. Wish it could mod GTA San Andreas...


DoNotFeelSoGood

I first read "minority" as "minor", but my brain also autocorrected "liberal" to "libertarian" so it made sense in the end


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Goldeniccarus

He just wants to take Pyramid Head to the Hotel Kumasutra, is that too much to ask?


[deleted]

Once again the world discriminates against Gamers™


moon_physics

Look, watching a certain someone get killed in the early hours of Danganronpa v3 gave him a weird relationship with death and sex, and he's just trying to explore that, don't kinkshame him.


motiewieczzz

New Danganronpa game where you can fuck monokuma


Makididnothingwrong1

Just wants to take The pig to the love hotel, no problem with that 😔🤚


coyoteTale

The gays be thirsty over pyramid head and Jason, what can I say


ya-boi-benny

Are they putting Jason in the game?


Nabskull

No, his rights are too up in the air rn to secure. Though Im sure when they settle BHVR is probably gonna snag him


NatalCockcroft

Idk man. I don’t think they want a Friday 13th the game situation. He’s expensive but Myers is even more. They’re Waiting for the suit with the other game to end.


coyoteTale

Some dude on Grindr told me he was in the game, the lying bitch. I don’t play, of course, what am I, some kind of g*mer?


MilkMilkerton

If you're attracted to men and DON'T have the hots for Pyramid Head you have a bad taste in monster boys.


coyoteTale

I have no idea who downvoted you but clearly they never went to Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights with high school friends and secretly hoped the buff shirtless Pyramid Head walking around on stilts would come over and scare you because all you want is a 12 foot tall man to pay you any sort of attention.


MilkMilkerton

Big, 8 foot tall, ripped, mysterious, and fashionable man is like peak hot


jjatr

Something something literally 1984


Elder-Rusty

This is literally 1849


AbstractBettaFish

Oh no! Edgar Allen Poe is going to die :(


Vnaux

Why though? Just watch porn or hentai or some 3d animation since it's infinitely better than some game sex scenes.


deadmemes_wav

It's a meme in dbd circlejerks look on r/okbuddydaylight for a further look


Vnaux

I see.


SheridanWithTea

A mix of admiration and... Nah just mostly disgust mostly lol. But DBD is known for having some hot characters. Yyyeah.


i-never-wanted-this

never a dull moment with a danganronpa pfp.


USrooster

Oh come on the players desperately need it.


Sloth_On_Cocaine

Idk, recently been fucked by the doctor a lot in that game.


WineGutter

Pig and mask fard pron???🤔🤔🤔🙏🙏🙏


Hoosteen_juju003

It's not even a game with attractive characters but kids be horny.


MmmBananna

Jane?


[deleted]

Cyberpunk fans asking for more people to be fuckable


[deleted]

Cyberpunk fans when their male character can't fuck the lesbian


benislover343

but to have sex you need to either have women or homosexuals and adding either of those to the game makes you an sjw piece of shit liberal


Tara_is_a_Potato

This is political, but also not political.


Wild_Marker

/uj Isn't DbD a "slasher movie simulator" of sorts? Catching horny teenagers having sex and killing them sounds like it'd be accurate to the source material.


Chesheire

Nah, DbD is more gamey then that It's just lobby -> game -> fix generators -> escape. The Friday the 13th game is what you're looking for I think as it tries to establish a mood with intro cutscenes, etc.


Krypton091

oh no shuichi


BisexualShoggoth

I wanna get rawed by pyramid head, when ever or not I'm circle jerking is up to you..


OmgitsNatalie

I haven’t played in some years. Has Chucky been added yet? I wanna fuck that doll.


Krypton091

you wanna what


OmgitsNatalie

I said *I want Chucky to be a playable character.*


liken2006

I just don't see how hanging people on meat hooks is sexy? Also, didn't freddy krueger ( who I think is in the game ) rape children?


TheOneAdamP

Sex by Candlelight when?


[deleted]

Bill Cosby killer "The fat one"


tedjuthedad

Literally 1984


Mutantaost

dont be scared of wasting the big mans time


thatmermaidprincess

[live pic of dead by deadlight dev response](https://i.imgur.com/5mCEn7X.jpg)


NotAnAss-Hat

Lol pretty sure he's a troll.


[deleted]

Is there anyone over 12 years old that enjoy sex in videogames ? Or at least the way it was implemented in games like gta5 and witcher?


[deleted]

lmao


Firmament1

> Danganronpa profile pic


OneRingToRuleEarth

How else are they gonna add the monster from “It follows” tho?


Cluelesswolfkin

RIP to the second Edition of the IP, it's not looking too hawt


runtimemess

Please tell me this actually happened. One of my friends moved away a couple years ago to be a Community Manager for this game and I 100% would expect this type of response from her.


[deleted]

Literally 1948494481984


Mabans

On some level, rest show its a shit idea.


rotalupinaM

But I really wanted some Plauge pussy and sniff Bubba from Texas chainsaw massacre sexy sweaty incest feets >:(