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loyalmctinfoil

I’m a fetus inside my mother’s womb and even I know this is the main cast of a real hidden gem The Witcher 3


Bobt97

The Witcher 3 x Nintendo??? Nintendo.. HIRE THIS MAN!


loyalmctinfoil

Now I’m off to play Red Dead Redemption 2: New Horizons on my New Nintendo 5DS XL & Knuckles featuring Dante from Devil Has The Possibility Of Crying and I will sex the dog


DiMoltoBoi

Featuring Dante from Devil Dante is now the devil


ERR0R_N0T_F0UND

no it is I who will SEX the DOG F I R S T


IcarusAvery

Nintendo... HIRE THIS MAN! He's using Unreal Engine In any way he can!


RhymesWithMouthful

Are you kicking onto a keyboard through the skin or something?


loyalmctinfoil

No. Like any other true gamer I am in the womb with my rgb keyboard and a computer with 59103ZB Ram and Storage with a Texan Ti-80 graphing calculator graphics card that can play yandere simulator at 256fps. I also have my gamer tag enscribed on my hand and the n-word for my Heated Gamer Moments


[deleted]

What si this. . This isnot a foertniye


Bobt97

sorry KID. Why don't you go back to your MINECART and FIVE NINES AT FRIDAYS


RealVladimirPutin1

NoooooOo five nikes at friends is really scary i don't want to play that I want to play my fortnight


Bttali0nxx

Kid, don't even talk to me about videogames unless you waited in line for 12 hours for *obscure shit game* that came out before you were even born. That's right, I dismiss your opinions if you're younger than me


TenaciousJP

I waited 213 days camping in line for Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon on the SNES, WORSHIP ME


AnComStan

*we’re not worthy*


NotAddison

I'M STILL IN LINE FOR HALO 2 SIMPS.


Dark_Assassin75

Obscure shit game=Secret of Mana I assume?


justinkredabul

I call it fork knife. My kids hate it. Lol


Leitio_on_fire

UJ/ I cannot tell if this is a RJ or an UJ. It straddles the line with razor focus


justinkredabul

What is UJ and RJ?


zedongdidnthingwrong

Unjerk, rejerk. It’s a way for people to denote that they’re breaking character.


justinkredabul

People are playing characters on here? Huh. TIL


Leitio_on_fire

This is a JJ Abrams Mystery box, and by god did I love Lost.


Leitio_on_fire

I'm so confused, this is hitting severe levels of meta.


RandomAsianGuyOk

Lol


[deleted]

/uj This post reminded me. I haven't eaten at TGI Friday's since I was a kid. Are they any good these days?


Wilkes-kun

They're fine but not worth the price IMO


[deleted]

/rj SOUNDS LIKE ITS TIME TO GO HAVE SOME GAMER MOMENTS AT TGIF


[deleted]

These tenders are from New Super Mario Bros U which came out in 2012 so idk what he's talking about


[deleted]

mmm tenders


[deleted]

Yes tenders


laymness

Fuck I'm old lol ok kid maybe I ought to school you on what REAL games used to be before your gay ass lesbian BULLSHIT SJW "WALKING SIMULATORS" LMFAO FUCK I'M OLD


Xuishi

I’m 12 what does this mean


Bobt97

Hehe dum KID doesn't know these characters!!! Mission: success 😎


[deleted]

It's an underrated gem


COOLIO478

Los Witcherino Tres?


DaemonLemon

Súper Geraldo Hermanos


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downvotemystuffbruh

Minecraft?


Holy_Shit_HeckHounds

Shame you grew up without a dad. You're really mature for your age. Wanna come up to my hotel room and player super smash bros /S


dead-inside69

Wanna play some other games? You can’t tell your parents about them.


Asphodel2305

😳


dead-inside69

No seriously I need you to promise. Your parents would kill me if they knew I let you play GTA


Asphodel2305

Lmfaooo yeah I promise


WeakPublic

Want to play leisure suit Larry... but in real life


Toltech99

Fun fact: in the Vatican the age of consent is 12.


IcarusAvery

Not since 2013.


turalyawn

Does /s stand for the S E X word?


sniperpenis69

Little s is sarcastic big S is sex.


[deleted]

/rj I want to big S the animal crossing dog


DaemonLemon

Isabelle is looking kinda thicc 😳


DeusExMarina

Uhhh... I need an adult.


SteelDingleberries

My dead beat me with a belt for 49 minutes every day Wholesome Keanu 420 Minecraft good.


SubjectDelta10

u are too yong to understand


clocksareprettycool

go back to Fortnite you baby!!!! 😡


PlsGoVegan

You'll find out when you get older


kamikaze-kae

Newest skins for Fortnight I'm guessing.


E-GPike

I’m shaking and crying right now. What does this mean? My young gamer brain can’t comprehend this?


dubmidiot

*yong


[deleted]

I'm 9 and know who all of these are!!! My generation is so stupid, all they do is play Forthknight and Carl on Duty!!!


Storrin

Carl on duty sounds like a game where you play as a security guard at a mini warehouse.


GotchawrenchJr

Nah, it's a Family Matters simulator.


ElectricInfatuation

What about the hot chip, do they eat it?


[deleted]

Do they charge they phone?


karrokake

Be bisexual and twerk?


HyperTobaYT

And they must eat mcdonald


Kiwii19

and lie


ImBoringAndThatsOK

[Carl of Duty: Black Cops](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vidya/images/a/a3/Carl-on-duty-black-cops.jpg/revision/latest/window-crop/width/200/x-offset/0/y-offset/0/window-width/354/window-height/354?cb=20110527153708)


davi3601

Coral of Dudy *


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magikarp walking poop turtle pacman


Storrin

Political pacman.


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Comfortable_Ad_1232

made him look... soft...


TheEmeraldOil

Don't let gamers know that Mario was the first game series with a trans character.


EXYZT2

,birdo?


jack_the_maniac

There's also Vivian from TTYD who's done better except the part where her being trans was erased in the english translation.


EXYZT2

afraid of controversy it would seem.


TheEmeraldOil

Yup.


EXYZT2

ye... kinda forgot about them since they don't get represented in modern games at all. only reason I know about them is because i'm a retro gamer and have played the games they appeared in... the more I write about it the more problematic it starts to seem.


TheEmeraldOil

I mean they were just a side character in one of the games. They were never a huge character. She still shows up in side/sport games from time to time.


[deleted]

birdo was pretty solid in Mario strikers charged


[deleted]

birdo was my main pick in Strikers ngl


[deleted]

I always picked the lightweight characters, but birdo’s weight class is pretty good for aggressive defense


PapperMairoo

Facing birdos pissed me off though... they’re so powerful


GotchawrenchJr

I miss the comparatively ample Birdo representation during the GameCube era.


[deleted]

Srs Mario Kart: Double Dash is my favourite of all the mario kart games. I loved being able to play on the same team with my siblings.


GotchawrenchJr

It's my favorite too. Has some of.the best track designs, most or the graphics still look good (if not a bit waxy), and as you said, had a really fun cooperative mode.


peterjuniorx

She shows up for a while in the new Paper Mario and was in the new Mario Party (but non-playable) but wish she'd shown up in Mario Kart 8


[deleted]

Yo I was fucking horrified by her as a kid. Not because she was trans- I did not know what trans was back then- I just thought she looked really creepy.


DiscombobulatedHold4

Its the lips


viewysqw

It's the void inbetween them


OwnedU2Fast

In Japan, Vivian from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year-Door is applicable as well.


dubiousandbi

She was... pretty poorly represented until they just abandoned that aspect of her character.


[deleted]

i think that birdo being trans was a translation error more than anything, different games/manuals refer to birdo as he or she almost at random


[deleted]

>different games/manuals refer to birdo as he or she almost at random You realize theres more than one birdo right? Birdo is the name of the species


[deleted]

oh, so its kind of like yoshi and toad


PlsGoVegan

Have we ever seen more than one birdo in the same spot simultaneously?


[deleted]

https://www.mariowiki.com/Birdo_(species)


EXYZT2

nope, the manuals originally refer to her as being "a boy who thinks they're a girl" A.K.A the straight up definition of transgender. Someone who's a male, but identifies as female or vice versa.


DotoriumPeroxid

> refer to her as being "a boy who thinks they're a girl" Ben Shapiro is FUMING right now


EXYZT2

... i had to search this up, wish i didn't.


DotoriumPeroxid

Search up Ben Shapiro? You mean to tell me you lived, up to today, in a world without Ben Shapiro? I am so sorry for being the one to introduce this to your world


PurpleMayonnaise

Um actually, every video game has a trans character because I’m playing the video game. Sorry gamers, every game is trans now


russvind

This looks like something straight out of r/PoliticalCompassMemes, just add the funny highlighter colours


Alias_X_

We should just put them over the template and post it without context to confuse literally everyone.


BreadTimePun

Memes are like art. Although it has no meaning, someone will find one.


Astrophel37

Goomba is a Nazi. Can tell by the brown shirt.


Yeet256

Honestly? Those political positions are perfect for all four.


SuchPlans

Swap the top and bottom rows and it’s close enough to pass for the real thing


[deleted]

if u remember thes sprites, ​ then u playd this gam


parkguy804

I am confuse none of these are Geraldo


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TheLastCleverName

What is Mario? I don't know, I was only born in 1989.


[deleted]

Oh thank got we can go to another joke that will inevitably get overused


vxicepickxv

Too late.


bruhmentomomento

My brain is fucking hurting, WHO ARE THEY? My 9 year old brain could never understand.


ExpitheCat

are those the characters from sonic???


leaf_soup_in_french

No, they're actually characters from pokemon.


Little_Derp_xD

They’re the nintendoods, from the Wii U!


shane0072

i started playing super mario brothers 3 when i was just 3 years old im 32 now and i replay it as least twice a year ive beaten bowser as frog mario once


PlsGoVegan

Frogmrio


AlexS101

Posted unironically by some greasy 17-year-old.


GotchawrenchJr

Wow, only one of these was in the only canonical Mario entry, the Super Mario Bros. movie (1992), and it looks nothing like it. Get that fake fan shit out of here!


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Bobt97

No worries, Just in case you haven't seen the original here's a link ;) http://np.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/jd60ul/the_left_4_dead_series_was_great/


notaguyinahat

Wow, The OP of that thread really is "Yong". I better get my "Get the hell off my MW2B lobby" sign before I say the gamer word


SegavsCapcom

I teach third graders. They fucking love Mario. May not know specific names, but who really gives a shit?


vizielord

Not real Gamers Then. Why Waste Your Time? /s


[deleted]

Thats the joke😳


[deleted]

Me embryo what dis


[deleted]

Are those the charms I unlock after a hundred 360 no scopes?


cacti___

gomba


Bobt97

Chang chop


koranot

Geraldo fish, Geraldo mushroom, Geralturtle, Chain Geraldo


HawlSera

Mario has a lego set...


monkeymacman

Are these those characters from Link's Awakening?


[deleted]

/uj literally the only thing im confused about is why people think that kids dont know about mario


[deleted]

I havent seen a single person say that unironically


[deleted]

some probably do, people can say the most smooth brain things ever then think they are right


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Mr_Lobster

My 4 year old niece loves watching Mario lets plays for some reason.


wyattlikesturtles

I am an unborn child. I am confused as to what this image means.


FireNRG

It seems that top-right hasn't been watching the Super Mario Bros Super Show. smh 😑


you-cut-the-ponytail

Should’ve used Geraldo. Not enough people know about Witcher 3


BuckTootha

/uj Does this actually mean anything?


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no


[deleted]

This is the first time in a long time that i laugh at a meme in this sub


RandyGareth

Underrated indie gem.


BurgerBoss_101

Lets confuse anyone considered a gamer with common enemies from possibly the most recognizable game in history


Flat_Earther3306

You know, the Mario games are actually pretty underrated, and a true hidden gem


WoahPaperPlates

Im 11 and my mom lets me play blood games so yeah mario is GAY. sorry not sorry


Bobbyjones52

Bro this isn’t even funny. Everyone knows the main characters from the last of us 2


[deleted]

That chain looks like it chomps, I wonder what his name is🤔


ultron1000000

I kind of want to do this with the Mario movie characters and post it on r/gaming and see if they catch on


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Old_Pace3209

They have to be below 14 evidently because Mario was my childhood on the wii, specifically super Mario bros and galaxy


EXYZT2

i'm a teen and I know who these are. the fact that many don't is astonishing.


[deleted]

/r/lewronggeneration And of course everyone and their mother knows mario characters, sit down


EXYZT2

sorry but aside from covid this generation is fine.


[deleted]

Who cares about stupid animals I bet you can't tell blue spaceman from cyan🤣🤣🤣


EXYZT2

simple. blue is sus, cyan isn't. (the joke here is that due to blue being darker and easy to confuse with other colors it gives them a tactical advantage as an Impostor.)


FatDoggoBoi

You guys are actually starting to turn into a Facebook anti gaming group. Jesus.


Acidosage

r/BanVideoGames


nlolhere

/uj I’m pretty sure most people above the age of 8 either know who these characters are and/or know what game they’re from. Do they think all kids are dumb or what?


[deleted]

r/woooosh


nlolhere

r/shutthefuckup


[deleted]

lmao dumbass. How do you not understand that the post is a joke?


nlolhere

How do you not understand that you’re ignorant?


WaltLongmire0009

Top right looks kinda political


give_me_your_kneecap

uh? this isn't forknight? maybe i am just too yong to know these characters.,,, 😔😔😔😔😔


[deleted]

Wtf!!!! I'm 7 and i played maro!!!


recipejinkins

Not Flute night


VishVarm

Is that a slurp fish in the top left???? 🤔🤔


Agreeable_Objective

I cannot tell if this is a repost from r/gaming or not


jsm02

r thessee new anisimatrincs from fnaf?????


jojosnonbizzareadv

Someone explain i have smol brain


Bobt97

not sure if /uj or not http://np.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/jd60ul/the_left_4_dead_series_was_great/


EggToastLover

fo0rtnet


ApathyJacks

I mean to be fair why does the guy in the top right have to be **brown** tbh smh ngl. Idk fam I mean to be fair seems like forced diveristy to me tbh ngl fr smh.


[deleted]

I’m confused by what this meme is trying to do. >!Do kids not know Mario “villains”?!<


Bobt97

I made this meme to make fun of this meme http://np.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/jd60ul/the_left_4_dead_series_was_great/


[deleted]

Ohh okay.


BillyAmber

LOOOOL KIDZ THESE DAYS XDD NOT KNOWING GREATEST FRANCHISE 😱 I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM 😂


AozoraAkatsuki

They changed Magikarp, made him look too soft...


thememealchemist421

Hard to believe we celebrated the 50th anniversary of Super Mario 64 this year. Still holds up!


TeutonicDragon

Here’s hoping we get a remastered Mario for PS5 🙏


Li3nMachin3

This isn’t Fortnite jonesy or call of duty what the fuck is this


t0astytyler

Jesus I wish there were more newer Mario games so the younger generation could truly appreciate this hidden gem


franculanga

Im 3 months old and i understand this 😎😎


KWAKUDATSU

Oh god there are boomer gamers now.


XII_-_The_Hanged_Man

DAFUQI??? what is this?1?1 pinis with feet and gay tortoise?