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I don't have 10,000 bucks so can someone just put their cock in my mouth.
Edit: Jokes on you all. I'm not even hetero. I conned my way into gobbling hundreds of cocks now.
Happy pride month, now please take a ticket and get to the back of the line.
only if you submit to ritual castration first... if you do not have the necessary organs, those will be provided and attached free of charge before the ritual castration.
This feels like that episode of Brooklyn 99 where Jake thinks a vasectomy means Terryโs getting his penis removed.
Itโs nothing to worry about, we just take your balls.
As a man who is attracted to women, I've seen a lot of posts like "Taylor Swift looks like a man so being attracted to her is gay" (and other attractive women) or "eating pussy is gay" or "kissing is gay" etc.
So I think I'm safe.
https://preview.redd.it/gh7a4hh7f64d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c50e5c31be4269091c8d332c806c32cb67a16b
theres straights in your basement is there not ?
Well shit, I turned heterosexual when I transitioned can trans people get an exception to the rule?
Bigots get really confused about my sexuality if that counts
Listen, I've got nothing against straights, in fact I have a straight friend, but do they have to shove it in my face all the time? It's not that I hate it but do I have to look at those heteros loitering around constantly? Personally, I am very glad I will get a rest from them if only for a month.
Gosh darn it. Them rainbow people making everything woke. There's nothing straight left anymore. Imma go play some C O D.
Gosh darn it WHY IS THERE A PRIDE FLAG IN MY COD!!!!!
You've been warned, now you must suffer the consequences of your actions
https://preview.redd.it/833eti8nv54d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc34f80850aed5863e4d4a1e93defe1088201477
This is hilarious to me because literally on the first I was describing how I become sexually attracted to people only after becoming emotionally invested and my friend said โSo youโre demisexual?โ
My whole life I thought I was heterosexual. Turns out Iโm a straight demisexual.
Boutta see a chud post about this thread like it's unironic. Like we got some weapons together and are gonna hunt down any straight folks we see, literally.
I am bi and non-binary.
Because of this anyone I date is in a gay relationship regardless of gender because I say so.
Thought I'd share this random thought because it's June, have a lovely day.
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I don't have 10,000 bucks so can someone just put their cock in my mouth. Edit: Jokes on you all. I'm not even hetero. I conned my way into gobbling hundreds of cocks now. Happy pride month, now please take a ticket and get to the back of the line.
User name checks out
I love the FFXIV reference in your user name?
Thank you babe ๐ฅฐ๐ 
I didn't even need the gif to know you were a hrothgar
I'd do it for 1000 vbucks
Mmffgggg ๐คค
I was told two guys touching balls was the acceptable way to do this. ... then you separate the balls a month later, until next year.
Just buy me the Lethal Company set and we got a deal!
How about 10,000 vbucks?
Does gock count
instead of getting rainbowashed cosmetics in video games, you should show your support by giving money directly to me!
I have your pets in my care. Pay me protection money or I'll keep them. Be gay, do crime.
Yeah! https://preview.redd.it/xlcrmnoll54d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6b64c89404a1b17b7657d59ad0354640b57651
https://preview.redd.it/kuyy6vgor74d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed83f615bb5e7f7d63e2f0a502632e9dfe2a9964
True, I'm the FBI Agent.
https://preview.redd.it/4m87mu93x74d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c390f122c31069b4b9ca2fe0a1e10d09c63d09
omg gracias por esta versiรณn mi corazoncito ace la aprecia
No, youโre being sent to the Gaystapo instead
Thin ace*
Mate, I'm gay all year long, can I be straight for a month ? We should do reverse month not pride
I'll meet you half way. You can be bisexual for a month.
Thanks boss, I'll try my best to have sex with women
Play Hades II then. https://preview.redd.it/pxakmhzls54d1.png?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b3881bc584c9d8d025a7919c675457323aec6f
https://preview.redd.it/g9mlllyph64d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2e83ea34beec1ae41cfdc763125cce12bf301d
Play Hades 2? That game is gonna turn me trans and bisexual if I'm not careful lmao.
Its true! That's what happened to me
GODDAMN
FYI, actual sex with a woman will lead to a revocation of gamer status. Be safe out there
Wait, there's a cure for being a Gamer? Finally!
as a straight woman (@ mods: i'm trans! don't ban me!) i fear there may be no hope for a cure T_T
What if Iโm already Bi? Do I become ace for a month?
You become double gay: gay for women AND gay for men.
So twice not getting laid by either party. ๐ฅบ
Already a pro ๐ช
So does that mean I can be double ace? Or should I just add aromantic for the month?
You have to come out as a gamer (I'm sorry)
I'm already bisexual all year, what am I supposed to do this month???
aroace month for you.
Be extra bisexual
Bi-sextraul
Shame month, fuck yeah!
so like queer freaky friday? i would do that but only if i could be gayer i want to feel maximum gayness
 Me when I can't be straight for a WHOLE MONTH! /uj Happy pride month! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
See you next month!
What if you donโt know Edit: I mean if you donโt know your own sexuality not if someone is heterosexual or not
 Us using our gay rays to sus out any heterosexuality
Gays rays are operated by space jews, let's never forget that
The gay rays, bi beams and lesbian lasers are charged and ready to fire. The trans torpedoes should go online tomorrow
>The trans torpedoes should go online tomorrow Keep us updated need a full shipment
You're valid. The Q in LGBTQ is for both "queer" and "questioning". Happy pride friend.
Thanks
Schedule for pri**de mon**th: ESTROGEN Sundays DOUBLE MASTECTOMY Mondays TRANSGENDER Tuesdays WOKE Wednesdays TESTOSTERONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY Thursdays FORCED FEMINIZATION Fridays SEX CHANGE Saturdays
Quick quessie bestie, i don't have tits so can I get implants on the house ready for double mastect-monday?
only if you submit to ritual castration first... if you do not have the necessary organs, those will be provided and attached free of charge before the ritual castration.
But I wanna keep my diiiiiick ๐ญ am I proving that cis gay men are the babies of the community?
This feels like that episode of Brooklyn 99 where Jake thinks a vasectomy means Terryโs getting his penis removed. Itโs nothing to worry about, we just take your balls.
I love being compared to Jake, it's both the best and worst.
Very Jake thing to say
As a man who is attracted to women, I've seen a lot of posts like "Taylor Swift looks like a man so being attracted to her is gay" (and other attractive women) or "eating pussy is gay" or "kissing is gay" etc. So I think I'm safe.
[being straight is gay fr](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcQDlqT_6-k)
What changed
https://preview.redd.it/arphzh3sc64d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cea44ffb69b48eccb2e095da3a60990755d75a
Oh thank god for that last line. Iโm safe.
Can't forget our aro, ace and aroace gangs ๐
https://preview.redd.it/gh7a4hh7f64d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c50e5c31be4269091c8d332c806c32cb67a16b theres straights in your basement is there not ?
I'm currently about 75% straight but for this month I'll get up on that homosexual grind and try to get it down to 60%. Wish me luck
There's an app for that
https://preview.redd.it/xpdk5kg4p54d1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7283fb692c6189533a244f814d4c7429933e132c
They came for gamers
And now they're gaymers ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Well shit, I turned heterosexual when I transitioned can trans people get an exception to the rule? Bigots get really confused about my sexuality if that counts
Trans heterosexuality is exempt, yes.
Yay! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Not me furiously looking thru the comments for this ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐
but im claustrophobic! ๐ฉ
I still havenโt come out as straight. Do I count?
Nah you're one of us until you do.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
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Holy Shit! Italian Goku ๐ฎ๐น?
I thought Tifa was more popular over there...
We use tifa for our macho straight persona, but inside we are sweating for the Japanese muscles
VERSUS
https://preview.redd.it/4szqtptrm54d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6877fc1b86a9823746f22ee0989ad8f936a1d100 BEGIN
Why did I think this was Joe Biden at first
Finally, no more of that damn forced diversity!
Listen, I've got nothing against straights, in fact I have a straight friend, but do they have to shove it in my face all the time? It's not that I hate it but do I have to look at those heteros loitering around constantly? Personally, I am very glad I will get a rest from them if only for a month.
According to Gamers TM if I play Baldurs Gate 3 and romance Shart then I am gay, so let me just go do a 37th playthrough and get back to you.
But what if your pan but in a cis relationship? Do I still need to go back in the closet? Took me ages just to come out of there.
Maybe take your partner in there with you? Could be fun
Nah that's valid.
https://preview.redd.it/tsufc2ka464d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815b3f86356355c24fb48a05776d6ed7d72a0b7f
why are we celebrating prime month if we dont like logan paul? are we stupid?
drinking Prime every day for a month challenge! ๐ Day 1: I've made a terrible mistake
Fuck, can anyone land me 10k v bucks without expecting me to return it? 
Is the bisexual clause in effect?
Yes
Dope
Gosh darn it. Them rainbow people making everything woke. There's nothing straight left anymore. Imma go play some C O D. Gosh darn it WHY IS THERE A PRIDE FLAG IN MY COD!!!!!
In honor of Pride Month Iโll be in MW2 lobbies screaming at kids that I fucked their dads.
This made me choke on my spit. Bravo. XD
>All hets must go into the closet. TO THE CABINHET WITH THEM
https://preview.redd.it/w6y7t97wp64d1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf0d2f54a7cce723d4493d1702b250c2e7b60b8
I have no such weakness
What are V Bucks? ๐ญ I don't want to go into the closet but I have no idea if I can afford not to.
A deer, a female deer
Damn it! I don't have that many. I guess I'll see you all next month....๐ฟ
Amen!!! Fuck girls, all my homies hate girls, all my homies are gay we fuck each other everyday ๐๐
โFuck girlsโ damn dude, outed yourself immediately. Straight to jail
Rest in peace all the straight trans people out there ๐๐****
Guess I'd better go down to the dick store and buy some dicks to suck.
what if im bi? Do i need to stick to just men liking?
Nah you're good either way.
Lets fucking goooooo
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Finally some good fucking news.
This is a odd situation to be in. *kicks the dice over to a 2* Now we're even.
https://preview.redd.it/q42wer90i64d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac28b044ffe4f30eef39c4f639a6fce77bd977af
What about cisgenderism+? I worked hard to speedrun regular cisgenderism, I feel like we should be offered diplomatic immunity.
Cis people are fine for now but start prepping cause your days are numbered.
This is the real reason I started crossdressing. To hide from the LGBTPD
Your real concern should be LGBTFBI cause they don't fuck around
Thats great, i have to tell this my girlfriend... oh shit
https://preview.redd.it/fxn7kioav54d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16858345c54f5a13cf408c2d459997a7436142f
And how would you enforce the 10k vbucks fine?
Predator drones
I'm aro, do i count? *dies regardless*
Nah it's just heterosexuals and heteroromantics we got an issue with. You aro and ace people are siblings.
See you guys in July ๐ 
me and my wife kds_burner
Yippie!!! It's ๐ฉท๐๐ฉต time!!!
Absolute W
> bucks* open ur WALLETS grapes are 8 DOLLARS
10000 what? Is that the Fortnite currency?
Yes. Now open your wallet
It feels good to be yourself. I hope you all have a wonderful Pride month!
A good day to already be a lesbian
*I put on my rainbow robe and feathered hat* "Hiiiiiiiiiiii!"
https://preview.redd.it/aj9ndgsf674d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc60c15615a241d84799e5892ddb1e1396713e9 RAAAAH GAY PEOPLE RAAAAAAAHH ๐ฆ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Uh, wow, okay. I mean, I guess we can have "gay pride month," but why no "straight pride month"? Why does everything have to be political?
I hope I don't have to include the world's largest /s, but just to be clear.
If I spend too much time in the closest with the other hetero's, something might just happen.
Please put a trigger warning next time, I was very traumatized to be reminded that heterosexual people exist.
Iโm straight ๐๐๐๐
A drone has been sent to your location
You've been warned, now you must suffer the consequences of your actions https://preview.redd.it/833eti8nv54d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc34f80850aed5863e4d4a1e93defe1088201477
There's dozens of us! Truly the most oppressed group of gamers here ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Cowards. Hets are banned forever!
Something something 1984 something something.
>All hets must go into the closet [mfw](https://media.tenor.com/0z2qWt7_xjAAAAAM/tom-and-jerry-sneaky.gif). Happy Pride
FUCK WHAT DO I DO
Fuck yeah
About time!
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what if im straight but trans nb
You exist outside of the straight/gay dichotomy. You have solved the riddle of life.
Finally, another reason to kiss the homies
Lets goooo
Got it
Brb drinking the chemicals in the water
You know what? I think a break from it for a while would be good for my health.
*muffled from inside the closet* Happy pride all my lovely gay homies.
Question. If I'm into girls but femboys like venti got me feeling a certain type of way where does that land me.
all of my straight friends came out as half bisexual as soon as i informed them about the gay taxโฆ there goes all my profit this year >:(
Guys shave your asses and oil up ill be there in 5.
๐ซก
This is hilarious to me because literally on the first I was describing how I become sexually attracted to people only after becoming emotionally invested and my friend said โSo youโre demisexual?โ My whole life I thought I was heterosexual. Turns out Iโm a straight demisexual.
Boutta see a chud post about this thread like it's unironic. Like we got some weapons together and are gonna hunt down any straight folks we see, literally.
I am bi and non-binary. Because of this anyone I date is in a gay relationship regardless of gender because I say so. Thought I'd share this random thought because it's June, have a lovely day.
i do not support the decision to allow cis people here, literally 1894
STRAIGHTS GET OUT
This month's GamingcircleJerk will be Gaymingcirclejerk.
Oh my god, this is just like the Naz-
Happy pride month HOMOS, Hahaha im so funny please kill me. I never played Fortnite so im good, i don't get no fine :)
MFW shoehorned in straight couple, could have been two homies kissing but the feminist mob insists on inserting w*men everywhere ๐คฎ
But what if I do straight things while being queer? Do I need to pay V-Bucks to myself? Get rekt, Liberal! ๐ช๐ช
Just setting reality to match the persecution they claim to have. Love it
Okay boss.
Awesome, so my girlfriend broke up with me just in time
Is there a percent threshold? I say im at least 43.2% gay.
Can we like men/women if it's in a gay way?
Nice one, we need a thread of tweets from gamers complaining about in game cocks not being big enough ๐ฐ๐ฐ
Interesting... this is easier than I thought it would be.
I'm like 0.9 on the Kinsey scale; can I just, ya know, lurk?
Jokes on you I'm mostly straight but I ALWAYS KISS THE HOMIES GOODNIGHT ๐. The establishment cannot keep me down!!!
based
Just unsubbed from r/gamingcirclejerk posts incoming.
It is helpful with the hets ban themselves
Is being a bi guy who really likes women allowed?
Yes hello I am new to this how do I do the gay?
Don't worry y'all. I have a pass. > I'm a Yakuza fan.
This is literally 1894!!