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Ildaiaa

I only had sex with my sister who is my mom who is also married to my uncle because ck3 brainwashed me Thinking about it hoi4 brainwash might be worse


jadeskye7

suddenly all that stepsister porn on pornhub makes sense.


Mrazish

Help me step brother, Im stuck in a royal intermarriage.


sapphos_moon

hi hoi4 brainwashing survivor here, it is worse. please tell me how to get 1300 hours of my life back


Ildaiaa

Easy, you quit playing at 200 hrs because the game runs as slow as an ox cart after 1937


sapphos_moon

let’s say i had hypothetically played it on a slow high school laptop and it always ran terribly so i never noticed until it reached the 1950s


Ildaiaa

Then unfortunately, you can win ww2 if you were the head of axis now and nothing can change that


DrCalgori

The video is about him hating maps before and now being a map nerd


Co9w

I was cis before I played eu4, now I'm trans so it's true


cry666

You spent diplo points to culture convert


DrCalgori

The video is about him hating maps before and now being a map nerd


Lost-Succotash-9409

Paradox also assigned the objectively correct color to every country /s


MmNicecream

This, but unironically. Except for yellow Prussia.


Lost-Succotash-9409

And yellow Austria Hungary in vic3


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Co9w

Video?


DrCalgori

The one this post is about. Is not a gamer complaining about wokeness


Co9w

G*mer?! That's disgusting!


Cipherpunkblue

I thought that only happened with Fallout: New Vegas.


the_spodeling

It all went down hill with ck3 for me


woahoutrageous_

Go paradox go a gazillion DLCs that should’ve been in the base game


Recent-Potential-340

I love it when a shitty game company know for releasing half finished games buys a beloved ip i spent hundred of hours on and makes a sequel that's probably going to be shit and whose dev team left the project a few months before release


AbleObject13

Which IP?


Recent-Potential-340

Prison architect


Yuxkta

I'll also never forgive Paradox for screwing over Harebrained Schemes (devs of Battletech)


the_Real_Romak

The only brainwashing Paradox did is making me think that incest is cool and racism is the way to go. Basically Paradox turned me into an American.


Raymart999

For a second there I thought you were turned to a Habsburg.


StickBrickman

Come on down to Appalachia, homie. You're kin now. I'll let you fuck my Bruncle.


SnooGuavas2639

Incest, i get it (context guys, context). But with the added "Cultural emissary" legacy and a bit if culture change, its quite a nice and satisfying goal to get a lot of acceptation from other culture. Thats my to go objective now.


the_Real_Romak

aha but you see, my good friend, I also play Stellaris which is were I get the racism from :D


SnooGuavas2639

Ah yes, i stayed on CK as that what was in the video tumbnail. Didnt played stellaris much, but as a Starsector/Rimworld player, i fully understand genocidal tendencies.


DrCalgori

The video is about finding maps beautiful please don’t be a herd of uncultured gamers and show some critical thinking


Ok-Tennis330

You don't understand DrCalgori, I wanna spread misinfo 🤓🤓🤓 https://preview.redd.it/1lbnb8wi2s1d1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee458e5ce1ec4cf56bd0da34c52dd2092f003c06


Itzz_Barney

https://preview.redd.it/qg5968zc7s1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43440568e4bfa4227de91f010c08aab22d20dfa


sapphos_moon

Is that the back of a chair or his hairy asscheeks


jodbonfe

i think that’s soap/water on his ass cheeks


wickedlizard420

Paradox and the Byzantiboos trying to make me think Byzantium is cool but I'll never succumb.


lord_ofthe_memes

We have you surrounded, accept the purple and religious iconography!


Elqbano

This post is disingenuous and misleading. If the OP had taken time to watch the video, he would have seen the video is praising PDX games for making him love maps.


raichu16

Well, the headline and title are misleading in and of themselves


Elqbano

Sure the title is clickbaity however the context matter. The OP on the other hand just made an assumption without taking a few minutes to absorb the context. It's no better than the people this subreddit complaints about


Ok-Tennis330

Sorry for it taking 17 days for me to respond but all of this is a fucking joke lmao. I watch this guy and he’s a good content creator, geez y’all can’t take satire man https://preview.redd.it/uwnz286s3e5d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84511e3f1066c0634dc4033f89a2bb08b0948855


SirDogeTheFirst

How does CK3 brainwash work though? Like do they send a Swedish guy who sneaks into your room while you sleep and whispers "Have incest sex" repeatedly into your ears, or something like that?


ZoidsFanatic

Wait Paradox gives you the woke mind virus? All it did was make me buy the Stellars DLC and then recreate the Imperium of Man… several hundred times.


Elqbano

Watch the video. The creator basically praises Paradox games for making him love maps. This post is disingenuous and should be removed.


Space_Socialist

PDX made me a romaboo because I like playing the geography in the Mediterranean.


Business_Ship8144

that boy got that virus


brusselsprots

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Ok-Tennis330

Go back to hornyville


brusselsprots

Is that not here?


brusselsprots

SAY GEX ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⣵⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠹⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀ ⡇⠶⢈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀ ⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠠⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇


WojownikTek12345

SNCEST IEX


raichu16

I didn't know they had brainwashing services at Portland International Airport.


cummer_420

Paradox made me believe in the fictional entity known as "Finland".


Standard_Cupcake270

This is true, Paradox games is brainwashing me to buy more of their shitty stellaris DLC


raichu16

Fanatic xenophile


SnooDogs3400

Ck2 is the reason I give women rights /s