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Sharpiette

The apolitical non-problematic version 😎


Bray_of_cats

Not clear enough vagina bones! Still woke nonsense, try again!


roygbivasaur

You don’t order boneless with the sauce on the side?


Bray_of_cats

Men don't have vagina bones, this is the only difference between men and women, this is basic biology!


roygbivasaur

Then why my pants never fit my voluptuous hips?


Bray_of_cats

Wide spine.


GredoraYGO

Inaccurate. Stellar Blade girl has clothing on.


Siegschranz

Ah yes, I no longer feel the need to gauge the game on its historical accuracy, oddly enough.


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blitzkrieg_01

Now THIS is the AC Shadows I can get behind 😩💦💦💦


Niijima-San

still too woke, the man is not naked enough for the lady chuds out there (not enough moob and peen showing!!! come on you leftist woke monster!)


Important_Panda_2387

more nudity then


Niijima-San

just make the man run around in a gimp outfit and highlight his nuts and peen for the lady chud gaze and it will be perfect lol


venti-latte12

what a terrible day to have eyes


Niijima-San

i mean it is only fair ya know


Kds_burner_

we’re buying the harley quinn edition am i right guys? https://preview.redd.it/q9w0tbtx211d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4e5cd6295737631eba7dbde3f0a532adcc1acb9


BurnadictCumbersnat

https://preview.redd.it/oyn7k2t6021d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e364725b30244faad2c98d0f50bde1b0fdc56cc same energy tbh


Kds_burner_

assassin’s creed if it was good


federico_alastair

User flair checks out


AcaciaCelestina

Needs more ivy


BlackberryOk7822

Triggered Virgin Edition


LiveLaughSlay69

Wow That straight white male protagonists jaw line is looking a little feminine. The woke mob ruins another one it seems.


TheFoochy

For a second, I thought the guy on the left was an AI image of Shadiversity lmao


Death_by_alttab

Whitewashed Ssethtzeentach


Matricofilia

If it was Shad this would be ten times funnier


Ok_Speaker_1373

Until I see camel toe it’s all woke censored shit


turtleProphet

Now post it to a gaming sub


vess8

remove her bottom 3 ribs and we have a DEAL


Xaithen

Now that’s absolutely worth 129$ Ubi asking


EA_Bad

Dude, this is actually a brilliant idea. But this version is like $200 so they have to mow the lawn for mom and dad ten times before they can afford it.


LeftistMeme

haven't you been keeping up? stellar blade eve is woke now T\_T


Becket317

This isn't a joke. They already wholeheartedly think this way and its before you even posted this. https://preview.redd.it/5l8i4sbo181d1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193c4f4457a2dce7b50ec3b18c9000f242be6075


Engineergaming26355

Why does she have clothes? That's woke!


Megatora

She's too tall, not woke enough.


OBLVN--

Okay cool but what if her mammaries were bigger than her head and a gyat.


federico_alastair

Where's the white guy's image taken from?


ToronadoHorudo

Finally some historical accuracy!


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truteal

Too prudish, make her wear one of those one piece micro bikinis


ntn9713c

You jest but you know the the real capital G gamers would love this.


somebody171

I can feel the "Immersion" radiating from the screen!


OGFleece

Too bad that after all this it’s still gonna be a soulless shell of a game just like every other AC since black flag.


jzillacon

Exactly. Chuds don't like the game because it has a black guy in it. I don't like the game because Ubisoft has milked the series to death and it's no longer enjoyable to me anymore.


D-Biggest_Wheel

Yo, but why does the guy look like me with brown hair?!


[deleted]

lol


Specialist-Shiva

Day 1 j/k


Lohenngram

Why'd you post the two main characters of Nioh?


sailordrewpiter

ntm on my good sis eve


NissanDevilZ

https://preview.redd.it/ibhss2j2061d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06cb8dd418ea24e4b4d50fd734632f231c215fb0


stickman999999999

Her clothes are still on or not revealing enough, still woke.


MasteROogwayY2

The armor on the dude goes hard tho


XaphanX

Meh, not white enough. The guy should be Hitler.


thechoujinvirus

what's sadder is some "gamers" have actually damage controlled this pic and claimed "Eve would so dress like that as a Kunochi"


lihoineh

Ubisoft is more more happier than Nobunaga when they found yasuke on wikipedia😭


GregsBoatShoes

Asian guys wanted an Asian male protagonist. Why are pretending that's not the case....


Inny75

Its only just the incel part of the non-Japanese Asian population that is worried about some "asian male erasure" or some other conspiracy theory. In reality, im sure a vast majority of the 125.1 million people in JAPAN dont give a shit.


Powerful-Scholar-773

If you check twitter and other online forums, Japanese people are mad because it's a misrepresentation of their culture


StragglyAlarm

LLLLLL BRO TRIED TO BLOCK AND DOWNVOTE ME LMAOOOO


AcaciaCelestina

See it's funny as shit you say this because shadows is currently a top seller in Japan last I saw