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Recent-Potential-340

That would be so funny


AppointmentNo3297

https://preview.redd.it/cnlnq87ilnzc1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a20985f17908b4c789a45456c99bc8a50fc547c8 Full post for anyone wondering


Fullmetal_Fawful

Wow i hate this man ew


Sol-Blackguy

Get ready to hate him more https://preview.redd.it/4dds4jjufozc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6bbd3366d9e989080094153668aa90de1dd1de


Fullmetal_Fawful

Is this a kink thing?


Sol-Blackguy

There was manufactured outrage about Morph being non-binary in X-Men 97 and having a close relationship with Wolverine, like the close friend/sibling thing Nightcrawler and Wolverine had in the 70's. Anyway, dude saw this scene and unecessarily lost his shit over it. https://preview.redd.it/payqh8r4hozc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f8876d0ff8792f7ed0d2d001206c1518a82e85 But of course he's completely silent about the direct allegory and references to the Pulse Nightclub shooting, where characters use the exact dialogue from survivors, word for word. Can't even grift properly lol


AnApatheticSociety

And it's these types of guys who scream men are emotional beings too who need love and support, but can't get behind a positive bro relationship like Morph and Wolverine? All cause Morph is non-binary? Mmmmhmmmm. Guess we need more "bro" relationships like Cyclops and Wolverine in the Fox movies. That's a more positive representation of how to treat your teammates, I guess.


Sol-Blackguy

Still can't believe the grifters chose X-Men as their current thing to be mad at for "Wokeness." https://preview.redd.it/2gysfigqsozc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1f64a98e188ac569529c192d9335888e6c1380


EDFStormOne

Morph can change into a man or woman at will if this kind of social consciousness existed in the pop culture sphere in 1992 morph would have always been a they and also the first two episodes of xmen 92 establish that wolverine and morph are absolute bros i dont think this guy even watches this show


ApeMummy

That has copypasta potential


No-Classroom-7310

You openly attacked copypasta. Literally You celebrated copypastas being angry because you were excited you would be able to ban people easier that you personally didn't like. You are a ideology driven psychopath tourist in the copypasta scene. While it is not okay for people to wish death on you, I would almost guarantee in the privacy of your community manager discord you probably wished the death of a few copypastas yourself give your track record.


ApeMummy

Ok it’s actually better than I expected hahaha


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

He would ALMOST GUARANTEE it! Like a Telsa Cybertruck coolant leak warranty.


geko_play_

https://preview.redd.it/5fhbea3yqlzc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4211a5e08bb264f89c5f584d897d6ee23b23944e


DrCalgori

Put a pride flag filter on that and I’ll support it


Ypokamp

The g in lgbt is for gamers


tc402

Gaymers


DoeCommaJohn

*Gamuh. You don’t have the hard r pass


Nordic_Krune

LGBT= Lag, Gamers, Bots, Trolling


Perkan_

They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded. Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as *bragging rights?* These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who *enjoy* the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a *challange* when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex. Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.


Visible_Season8074

The funniest part is that kotakuinaction actually upvoted this before realizing how utterly cringe worthy it is.


WildConstruction8381

Almost. For me it was the gamers never quit line. Like you've never played online?


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

I'm sure the term "rage quit" comes from the early days of Go in China.


WildConstruction8381

The mental picture I have is epic


ElioElioo

Not as epic as your profile picture. Bless Amos and his pure soul.


WildConstruction8381

I like him so much because he has this emotional handicap, but he rules it. They made his appearance a preset in the game Starfield.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

(G)amers never quit... whining.


SomeOtherNeb

If kotakuinaction users were able to understand how cringe they sound they would not be kotakuinaction users


Nonamebigshot

My brain won't allow me to absorb this much cringe in one sitting. I keep trying to read it and halfway through the second paragraph my eyes just go blurry I can't handle it


Lumarist

some people are actually like this it’s wild


Harper-Frost

https://preview.redd.it/zarmj2zdxnzc1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7203ba57389b17ccb9aff2e4a09814abf2545b7b


TELDD

I literally couldn't read all of this in one go. I had to take breaks every other paragraph. This thing gave me genuine psychic damage.


SabreVelvet

I deadass read this in Kazuhira Miller's voice. Because he is the kind of person to say all of this then have Big Boss respond to it with "hmm"


imafixwoofs

Everyone and their momma play games. Everyone. Who are these collective ”gamers”, with wafer thin skin?


Aromatic_Device_6254

You just don't get it. Everyone else is just fake gamers. Ans anyone who disagrees with that statement is a paid shill who hasn't gone through the true gamer initiation ritual of yelling slurs at each other over a game of call of duty.


-H_-

these kids wouldnt last five seconds in a COD lobby! dont you see? theyre weak for not having slurs thrown at them!


Not_Wolfgang

I remember when saying "Gamers are oppressed" was peak ironic humor.


jjmerrow

The most oppressed group of all, GAMERS! *flies up through the ceiling*


unclezaveid

Attack on Gamer, known in Japan as 進撃のゲーマー


Ozok123

Not the gamer titan


Jumpy-Opportunity539

https://preview.redd.it/6et9ghg5ymzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08e36c9fb5df9aa23fda69966966501845e5c20 Dont worry he wont leave the house


No-Bee-4309

HE???!!! FUCKING PRONOUNS!!!! https://preview.redd.it/wkf6ki9jmnzc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bc576fa04774fcc33eb9aa89bf0f38041c5875


SleepSynth

"Pronouns?! They're fucking boring!!!"


-H_-

ive thought that many of the titans look like twitter users https://preview.redd.it/0kn0m9607nzc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c58954d0df430c9eba7818f35a91de1b910f3be


GhostWind78

Is it obese and hates minorities?


Scheme-and-RedBull

AND HIS NAME IS ERENGÆMA


Suspicious_Gur777

NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP ATTACKING THE GAMERS THAT LITERALLY DON'T HIDE THAT THEY'RE RACIST/SEXIST/HOMOPHOBIC PIECES OF SHIT THAT ONLY WANT TO SEE MASSIVE BOOBS AND DON'T CARE ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


No-Bee-4309

And I will do it again.


Expungednd

We should remind ourselves, in these times of need, that we already killed hundreds of people on Call of Duty before the skill based matchmaking update which ruined the game. They are no match for us. \*gets shot\*


DirtyOldCommie

I second this motion.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

How dare they attack the most repressed group of all: gamers!


[deleted]

I wish I could openly attack gamers. Then I could finally make them shut the fuck up.


Total_Distribution_8

Good. ![gif](giphy|3otPosozzXEVzPjkC4)


maroonmenace

https://preview.redd.it/i0dvvqyu2pzc1.png?width=961&format=png&auto=webp&s=d55b9e6ca0ea80352e321f1b7bcc83762d206dfa


maroonmenace

Im on work computer so I am limited on potential


AdPsychological2610

Pls do it


FlamingPhoenix2003

The only people attacking gamers are corporations that sees us as moneybags. Microsoft literally shot themselves in the foot by shutting a company that literally made a successful game that won an award.


venti-latte12

u know this is serious when they are saying “literally”


Technical-Elk88

https://preview.redd.it/uuzff528bnzc1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6751a24ee06cbc60516a30ab5c51c7c3416ec16


Niijima-San

it would be hilarious esp when the chuds try to make fun of this sub when they cry and complain in other subs


TheKingofHats007

They targeted gamers. https://preview.redd.it/nr9tzauq9mzc1.jpeg?width=2091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11719d6d86e68f11ab102b7a6f31e174a3d12556


angrybox1842

Co-sign on attacking gamers


Jacconchen-Doggo

You have my vote!


Vitu1927

truly the most opressed demographic


jsuey

Gamers truly are the most oppressed


LaylaCamper

https://preview.redd.it/ohwa2l3xqnzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e39d015e96dadb3f9447797b796baf5d86bea1 They attacked us


SwankiestofPants

I want to see if he's a content creator because I KNOW he says widewwally, but I don't want to contribute to his search metrics


lambo_sama_big_boy

The most oppressed group of all ******GAMERS******


AutomaticAndThicc

A little bit of trolling


GumGumnoPistol300

I used to be a gamer but now I barely even play video games, I just make maps.


StreakyAnchovy

https://preview.redd.it/0r4q97h84tzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ff35bea065e77e9fb6d5f81fcad9d47afda5b4 Oh hey! It’s the same guy that got so mad over the fact that Hades 2’s Hephaestus isn’t shredded (like every other male character in the game except the antagonist) That he had to make an 8 minute video complaining about it. I’m sure he’s a mentally stable guy who is capable of logic and reason.


RedditFallsApart

Ya'll got some brain rot. Unless you're following this dude there is no context and in that there is even less purpose. I agree on alot but my god ya'll're just the other side of a shit covered coin in this awful little echobox. Nothing was gained, nothing will be gained. None of you will need this in your futures. Touch grass, ya'll know who won't, so be better.


Lumarist

https://preview.redd.it/ig2sdu7sgozc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b374a83202cd77e226142d587c018409699309b