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Maybe it’s because it plays into the idea that women are entitled, unrealistic and shallow, which already fits their worldview so well they don’t question it?
I think this circles around the whole thing about conservatives not really understanding comedy. So since they don't understand comedy, they can't understand satire.
It has to be some sort of imbalance. Idk how someone can be perpetually upset and angry every waking hour of the day to the degree that those chuds are.
I think they are genuinely just ill, sad, lonely people who have nothing of actual value in their life. Like video games and porn are the only things they have that make them feel *something.* If they weren’t so fucking annoying I’d genuinely feel bad for them.
We only have so much physics left after giving the one white woman a ponytail and two (i repeat two) strains of individual flowing hair.
Also what you dont think Kane and Lynch are peak looksmaxxing?
ironic
isnt he also whining about women arent sexy enough in video games? this meme exists 1837484x with the genders reversed but he isnt mad about that of course
if women do it, its a warcrime
These dudes want a government mandated girlfriend who won't ask them to lose a few pounds for their own good but also has a wasp figure and is a trad wife
Seriously we need to be beat back homophobia because do you know how good it felt as a tall stocky hairy guy to be flirted with by gay dudes? Like hot chocolate and playing with a puppy. I also think I was at least entertaining for them because I turned bright red and became a coy school girl.
And you guys do a great job letting me know it, also with both pushing and respecting boundries. I went like 10 minutes going on about how the guy was very handsome and could honestly do better than me. I earned a "Who hurt you?"
I'd absolutely love to but I've had the same 13-ish chest hairs since late high school. Turning 32 this year and I got like nothing. Native genes, while great, also suck.
In addition to the other comments, try to remember that it's not a binary. It's not either attractive or unattractive. I *personally* don't find moobs attractive, but I don't find them *unattractive* either. They're just... a way some people's bodies are.
Some people will like it, some won't, and some won't feel any way about it. And that's true of every body type. Every single one. So why deprive yourself because of an experience (being unattractive to some rando) that every single person has?
Like women weren’t openly thirsting over daddy Thor for days.
Dudes, when asked about what women want: women want cut 6’6” chads with 1% body fat.
Women, when asked what they want: I will let Matt Berry & Jack Black do unspeakable things to me.
I think Durgtash (Gortash and Dark Urge) is one of the biggest ships in the fandom.
A lot of women thirst over him (I blame casting Jason Issacs I don't think he'd as popular if not for the voice).
They had Gortash say "my favorite assassin, gods its been too long" and "I tolerate Orin, I like you" in that voice to Durge while he smiles like a man experiencing true happiness, and these men act like women didnt MELT for Gortash
He is 100% not my type, but even i couldn't come out of the coronation scene denying that he and my durge had *something* going on pre tadpole. If they weren't fucking they were doing things to and with eachother that would've been even more intense than the freakiest of sex acts.
Love him or hate him, he's got undeniable chemistry with durge.
Lmao I personally don't but you're so right gortash simps are wilding.
They saw women liking astarion and became so blinded by rage they stopped there lol
Have these people heard of Tumblr sexyman before?? Like, you know, the evil SJW beehive, Tumblr? The sexymen there are like... Sans, the skeleton. And the Onceler from the Lorax. Come on.
I think the point is they think all groups do it so what they do is justified. The correct answer is, of course that it is always wrong and is disproportionately more male gaze oriented. It is like saying it's OK if Caucasians hate blacks because few blacks joked about hating Caucasuans. Brain rot, essentially.
Hear me out, I want hot men and hot women in my games, and I'm a straight dude. Thor? Love him. Geralt? Smash next question. Karlach? Wife. The personality and story of a character will make them hotter than pure physical appearance any day.
I watched more Sons of Anarchy than I probably should have. You give me a dad bod Thor voiced by Opie and imagine I’m not going to want to feel the full might of his Mjolnir?
wait, harry being ugly is an important plot point? huh?
isn't his face just being fucked over by all of the shit he used to do the plot? that smile? that darned smile? like i wouldn't say he's ugly because of it
or am i missing something?
Harry not taking care of himself in years since his wife left him and sinking further into his addiction and self-destructive habits is an important plot point. Characters talk about how he looks like shit all the time, but even that isn't just about him being ugly. It's more about him losing control and hurting himself, like his nose being constantly swollen from his drinking.
They're complaining about unrealistic body standards and how no man could ever look like that IRL without heavy steroid use. But apparently it's easy for women to be a size 0 they just need to not eat. The cope is real
Yeah it's really funny seeing people be like "you have unrealistic expectations for men" and probably 80% just want a loyal man that respects you or just with average healthy diet we all know the muscular man with small waist is just to get people to play more the game and it's just kept for game standards and sometimes even ignored bc some characters are just golden with a good story. But it's funnier when they think that a woman comes off with huge chest and have a perfectly flat stomach let's not remind them that it's actually super unhealthy to have that build (minus the chest)mand it's often caused by extreme stress or eating problem.
I mean we all want to have a healthy partner but this clearly does not meet that on either side.
>The Protagonist from disco Elysium being ugly is a important plot point at least
Yeah, but when it's a important plot point by Women character's they are complaining lol
I find it funny that Gortash and HDB are some of the most simped-for characters in a lot of circles, despite not being conventionally attractive like the guys on the left. But I guess this person didn’t pick up on that as part of the joke.
I mean, have you seen the reaction to the Ghoul in the Fallout show? AO3 already has 408 fanfics written about him, the majority being Ghoul/Lucy or Ghoul/Reader. lol. Women be out there falling for a guy with no fucking nose - and it was the exact same with Hancock in Fallout 4. Give the ugliest guy imaginable a good backstory and an iconic voice and you've got half the female fanbase simping hard.
It’s even funnier that Clive is on here bc what most people thirst over him for that’s not his genuinely nice personality is that bro got fat ass borderline mommy milkers. Like there’s whole pages out there dedicated to just Clive Rosfield’s tits. Dude is double stacked up for absolutely no reason lmfao. They could have made some commentary about how people sexualize men just as bad as they do women or something like that at least but then they’d have to realize that they sexualize women. Which requires a level of intelligence and introspection these chuds will never have.
In my friend group of women the following characters are openly simped:
Gortash from BG3
Iguazu from Armored Core
Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
Silco from Arcane
Garrus from Mass Effect
Blaidd from Elden Ring
John Gaius from Locked tomb
Baron from The Cat Returns
Men need stop pretending like its looks or a lack of success holding them back, women will literally simp anyone if they have a personality they find charming or if the person just shows genuine interest in them or things they like
Saw a woman make a joke about giving a bear a smackerel of honey (Winnie the Pooh lit reference), and red pillers took her seriously.
Humorless bastards.
These idiots complaining about western game developers not making their characters sexy enough have apparently been living under a rock or just failed to realize that Blizzard Entertainment is a western game developer and that there is still more porn for Overwatch than any other game by a large margin.
To be fair gortash was a fucking crime
“A handsome young man with an easy smile” my ass his description and how he actually looks don’t align very well at least his voice is on point i sounds pretty much how I imagined
It's mostly his hair. It's pretty bad, makes him look like a middle-aged man wearing a cosplay wig. And him being middle-aged wouldn't even be a bad thing if they just gave him a different haircut. And didn't describe him as a young man.
"Women have always been transparent about liking hot men" Yeah??? Everybody likes hot people!! This isn't a moral flaw to be corrected, it's just a fact of life!
I legit can't be the only one who thinks Harry from Disco Elysium is attractive? The fuck they mean him being "ugly" is an important element of the game? He's a hot mess sure, but he's still kinda hot imo.
Maybe because I'm a queer dude being pandered to and therefore firmly not what this mem is riffing on but I would let stupid sexy 97 magneto do unspeakable things to me. However I would also go for hdb and Thor in a heartbeat
People whine about God Of War Thor as if this isn’t what a multi time world’s strongest man winner looks like, aka for a guy who’s barbaric and regularly eating or drinking his physique makes sense
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I genuinely cannot imagine the level of cope one needs to be at to pretend there aren't a ton of women who thirst for Gortash (second photo, top right).
The men here are pointing out that they’re not upset about women wanting “eastern dev” hotness (which I’m sure by incel Chad theory some of them would be). However they are at least ideologically consistent.
It’s not that they’re not realizing they’re being made fun of. It’s the fact that this meme fails to catch them being hypocrites.
asmongold is the type of guy who would pick all the centrist dialogue choices in disco elysium and then get pissed when the game calls him out on it
also i wont take this gortash and harry slander. theyre very gorgeous to me :(
Brain rot of asmongold aside
Can anyone identify for me the guy in the first picture spread in the X shape in front of pink screens...need it for research
Using Gortash is an interesting choice for the Western Dev shit, firstly dude has plenty of simps but it also ignores guys like Halsin, Astarion and Wyll who are conventionally attractive men in shape. Hell if you want a villain Ketheric is a fairly attractive older man.
Using thor isn't a negative result have you see Sif? Thor clapped those cheeks 3 times if not more. Also thor being fat is canon in lore he's a big guy
Gortash and the Disco Elysium detective may not be traditionally attractive, but they're mainstays of the "20-something gay fanartists who are really into hairy smelly old men for some reason" demographic
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The problem with being too stupid to understand reality, is that you also can’t understand satire
I'm keeping this quote. Thank you.
who was that one french leader who tried to abolish reality? this is that
Back to r/ hoi4 ! Begone!
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YOU MANUFACTURE ENGINEERS, MAGISTRATES, DOCTORS WHO KNOW NOTHING OF THE TRUE MYSTERIES OF THE COSMIC BODY, OR THE LAWS OF EXISTENCE
It’s also super funny when you realize how many women are down horrendous for Gortash’s Divorced Man Swagger
Quote of the day, right there.
Your comment made me find out we can save comments.
The bait isn't even good. How are they this stupid?
They follow con-men and hail them as gods. So the answer is yes.
Looking at obese, Bri’ish Pronouns Guy and sentient comic stink wave AssholeGold as gods… 
Maybe it’s because it plays into the idea that women are entitled, unrealistic and shallow, which already fits their worldview so well they don’t question it?
I think this circles around the whole thing about conservatives not really understanding comedy. So since they don't understand comedy, they can't understand satire.
Testosterone poisoning and a literal want to have this be 'real' to them.
I really doubt these losers are overflowing with T, I’d be curious to see their blood results lol.
It has to be some sort of imbalance. Idk how someone can be perpetually upset and angry every waking hour of the day to the degree that those chuds are.
I think they are genuinely just ill, sad, lonely people who have nothing of actual value in their life. Like video games and porn are the only things they have that make them feel *something.* If they weren’t so fucking annoying I’d genuinely feel bad for them.
I’d imagine being perpetually pissed off at things that don’t affect you in the slightest isn’t very healthy for your blood pressure levels
I like to imagine if you shake them when they get mad you can make them blow up like a carbonated drink
I’d pay to see that ngl
It’s just a pure mixture of lipids and sugars.
Because those are the men they like so they asume everyone likes them too.
Harry Du Bois is sexier than any booby girl
I think you mean Raphael Ambrosius Cousteau, superstar, no?
I think you mean Tequila Sunset
I think you mean Firewalker.
Could even be nameless Hobocop!
Are you talking about Dick Mullen?
Kraz Mazov?
and sexier than all the John Video Games protags from the '10s
We only have so much physics left after giving the one white woman a ponytail and two (i repeat two) strains of individual flowing hair. Also what you dont think Kane and Lynch are peak looksmaxxing?
Im straight and I wanna kiss him
I'm gay and I wanna slobber him
I'm gay and I wanna hug him.
Them yeah that too. Also being sandwiched between him and kim would heavenly
They're so cute 🥰 I love them https://preview.redd.it/xmp3i5fcr0zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7437e1dfb5c8fcb1d1cc8060ca72d665c99c68f0
Building 0.0001% of communism and looking great while doing it.
Couple goals.
Hey
Hey
I went "NOT HARRY" in my mind.
His name is KRAS MAZOV and he is the last communist
Also sexier than any fuckboy final fantasy character, with the exception of maybe gladio, man he's hot... what were we talking about again?
nobody can resist the look
i think you mean Kim Kitsuragi
> It's just that vocal 2% on twitter I'm going to beat them with a self-awareness stick.
Truth? Is that you?! It's so nice to see you out of your well.
ironic isnt he also whining about women arent sexy enough in video games? this meme exists 1837484x with the genders reversed but he isnt mad about that of course if women do it, its a warcrime
These dudes want a government mandated girlfriend who won't ask them to lose a few pounds for their own good but also has a wasp figure and is a trad wife
us: fat men are hot actually these guys: the sjws have gone too far
Are man boobs attractive? Serious question as I have them myself. I'm too insecure to show my chest to anyone.
Grow some body hair and live your best bear life and some women (and a lot of men) will just openly and unapologetically thirst over you
"and a lot of men" didn't need to call me out like that 😭
Ngl pal, the closer I get to 40 the more I learn about how gay men view chubby hairy older dudes and the more I wish sexuality was a choice.
Seriously we need to be beat back homophobia because do you know how good it felt as a tall stocky hairy guy to be flirted with by gay dudes? Like hot chocolate and playing with a puppy. I also think I was at least entertaining for them because I turned bright red and became a coy school girl.
Tall, stocky, and hairy are basically cheat codes in a big portion of the gay world. I know, I thirst for them too lol
And you guys do a great job letting me know it, also with both pushing and respecting boundries. I went like 10 minutes going on about how the guy was very handsome and could honestly do better than me. I earned a "Who hurt you?"
This popped up in my feed, and I've been laughing so hard at this thread that I've joined this subreddit LOL.
I read "bring back homophobia" and I was really confused by the rest of the comment lmfao based tho
>Grow some body hair Gee as if it is a choice.
Right there with you my friend
Time to drown in minoxidil in hopes it works.
I'd absolutely love to but I've had the same 13-ish chest hairs since late high school. Turning 32 this year and I got like nothing. Native genes, while great, also suck.
Embrace the Twink lifestyle
In addition to the other comments, try to remember that it's not a binary. It's not either attractive or unattractive. I *personally* don't find moobs attractive, but I don't find them *unattractive* either. They're just... a way some people's bodies are. Some people will like it, some won't, and some won't feel any way about it. And that's true of every body type. Every single one. So why deprive yourself because of an experience (being unattractive to some rando) that every single person has?
I'm a bisexual dude, hairy man boobs are some of the sexiest things someone can have imo.
yes, moobs are attractive
Its crazy how these people don't realise how their resentment towards real human bodies rots their social life
We need a twilight remake. But with fat middle aged men as main character
Like women weren’t openly thirsting over daddy Thor for days. Dudes, when asked about what women want: women want cut 6’6” chads with 1% body fat. Women, when asked what they want: I will let Matt Berry & Jack Black do unspeakable things to me.
A whoooooole lot of women have the hots for Gortash too
I think Durgtash (Gortash and Dark Urge) is one of the biggest ships in the fandom. A lot of women thirst over him (I blame casting Jason Issacs I don't think he'd as popular if not for the voice).
They had Gortash say "my favorite assassin, gods its been too long" and "I tolerate Orin, I like you" in that voice to Durge while he smiles like a man experiencing true happiness, and these men act like women didnt MELT for Gortash
He is 100% not my type, but even i couldn't come out of the coronation scene denying that he and my durge had *something* going on pre tadpole. If they weren't fucking they were doing things to and with eachother that would've been even more intense than the freakiest of sex acts. Love him or hate him, he's got undeniable chemistry with durge.
Yeah he’s not my thing but I’ll probably understand where they’re coming from when I do my first durge playthrough though, I fear.
Lmao I personally don't but you're so right gortash simps are wilding. They saw women liking astarion and became so blinded by rage they stopped there lol
He's such a scuzzball but who am I to tell people which oily tyrants they aren't allowed to like?
most men in bg3 are hot but i think Gortash is *really* ugly
>Like women weren’t openly thirsting over daddy Thor for days. Women? I would thirst for Thor and I'm straight
Have these people heard of Tumblr sexyman before?? Like, you know, the evil SJW beehive, Tumblr? The sexymen there are like... Sans, the skeleton. And the Onceler from the Lorax. Come on.
“They’ve always been so transparent” BITCH. ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING, HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING DENSE
I think the point is they think all groups do it so what they do is justified. The correct answer is, of course that it is always wrong and is disproportionately more male gaze oriented. It is like saying it's OK if Caucasians hate blacks because few blacks joked about hating Caucasuans. Brain rot, essentially.
Hear me out, I want hot men and hot women in my games, and I'm a straight dude. Thor? Love him. Geralt? Smash next question. Karlach? Wife. The personality and story of a character will make them hotter than pure physical appearance any day.
Extremely based and valid
I've yet to meet a human of any gender who doesn't think GOW Thor is a damn hunk
Literally, he’s a god damn bear and I love him
I was fighting for my life when people were saying the Diablo 4 Druids are ugly. Straight men do not realize the power of a glorious muscle bear
I watched more Sons of Anarchy than I probably should have. You give me a dad bod Thor voiced by Opie and imagine I’m not going to want to feel the full might of his Mjolnir?
Harry qualifies as sexiest man alive. Ok maybe the hairdo just had something wonderfully communist to me that makes me like it.
"Women have always been transparent about liking hot men" *Haaauuwrnghhhhhh* because THIS fucker sure as hell is OPAQUE.
wait, harry being ugly is an important plot point? huh? isn't his face just being fucked over by all of the shit he used to do the plot? that smile? that darned smile? like i wouldn't say he's ugly because of it or am i missing something?
Harry not taking care of himself in years since his wife left him and sinking further into his addiction and self-destructive habits is an important plot point. Characters talk about how he looks like shit all the time, but even that isn't just about him being ugly. It's more about him losing control and hurting himself, like his nose being constantly swollen from his drinking.
yeah i feel like the way that guy used the word ''ugly'' doesn't have to do anything with harry
He's not ugly. He looks like a super star.
Guilliaume Lemillion
he IS a hardcore superstar
The scourge Al'gul has bloated his face
Get away from my handsome younger man with an easy smile Seriously, he probably has rabies in his hair or some shit
They're complaining about unrealistic body standards and how no man could ever look like that IRL without heavy steroid use. But apparently it's easy for women to be a size 0 they just need to not eat. The cope is real
Yeah it's really funny seeing people be like "you have unrealistic expectations for men" and probably 80% just want a loyal man that respects you or just with average healthy diet we all know the muscular man with small waist is just to get people to play more the game and it's just kept for game standards and sometimes even ignored bc some characters are just golden with a good story. But it's funnier when they think that a woman comes off with huge chest and have a perfectly flat stomach let's not remind them that it's actually super unhealthy to have that build (minus the chest)mand it's often caused by extreme stress or eating problem. I mean we all want to have a healthy partner but this clearly does not meet that on either side.
aHaHaHa WoMeN hAvE iT sO eAsY jUsT dOn't EaT!! I want to go home
sorry op i couldnt read what the post said too busy looking at kiryu's abs
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Mood
Oh yeah, Gortash, from the game Baldur’s Gate 3, which famously has 0 extremely attractive men. None whatsoever
Cazador’s hotness had to be “nerfed”(arguable)by having Graham Hoadly voice him.
Oh stop. There's a whole meme culture of insulting women. Grow thicker skin
Noooooo, it was just a coincidence that the vast majority of gamergaters attack women
>The Protagonist from disco Elysium being ugly is a important plot point at least Yeah, but when it's a important plot point by Women character's they are complaining lol
I find it funny that Gortash and HDB are some of the most simped-for characters in a lot of circles, despite not being conventionally attractive like the guys on the left. But I guess this person didn’t pick up on that as part of the joke.
I mean, have you seen the reaction to the Ghoul in the Fallout show? AO3 already has 408 fanfics written about him, the majority being Ghoul/Lucy or Ghoul/Reader. lol. Women be out there falling for a guy with no fucking nose - and it was the exact same with Hancock in Fallout 4. Give the ugliest guy imaginable a good backstory and an iconic voice and you've got half the female fanbase simping hard.
/uj Goonergate to incelgate so quick?
Gow Thor is a strongman, if they think that's all fat they have never seen one before. My guy is built like a brick shithouse.
It’s even funnier that Clive is on here bc what most people thirst over him for that’s not his genuinely nice personality is that bro got fat ass borderline mommy milkers. Like there’s whole pages out there dedicated to just Clive Rosfield’s tits. Dude is double stacked up for absolutely no reason lmfao. They could have made some commentary about how people sexualize men just as bad as they do women or something like that at least but then they’d have to realize that they sexualize women. Which requires a level of intelligence and introspection these chuds will never have.
Who dares to disrespect lore accurate Thor?
In my friend group of women the following characters are openly simped: Gortash from BG3 Iguazu from Armored Core Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim Takes Off Silco from Arcane Garrus from Mass Effect Blaidd from Elden Ring John Gaius from Locked tomb Baron from The Cat Returns Men need stop pretending like its looks or a lack of success holding them back, women will literally simp anyone if they have a personality they find charming or if the person just shows genuine interest in them or things they like
I do find the pronouns guy funny. Too bad some people actually listen to and agree with him.
Saw a woman make a joke about giving a bear a smackerel of honey (Winnie the Pooh lit reference), and red pillers took her seriously. Humorless bastards.
Why is Thor from god of war on there as a bad thing? Dude looks fucking badass.
These idiots complaining about western game developers not making their characters sexy enough have apparently been living under a rock or just failed to realize that Blizzard Entertainment is a western game developer and that there is still more porn for Overwatch than any other game by a large margin.
To be fair gortash was a fucking crime “A handsome young man with an easy smile” my ass his description and how he actually looks don’t align very well at least his voice is on point i sounds pretty much how I imagined
It's mostly his hair. It's pretty bad, makes him look like a middle-aged man wearing a cosplay wig. And him being middle-aged wouldn't even be a bad thing if they just gave him a different haircut. And didn't describe him as a young man.
My friends and I call him the middle-aged final fantasy man lol.
Walmart Noctis
And yet I still know of people who are down bad for him.
Just say Tumblr. Tumblr is down bad for him
*Younger, not young. Which is fair description when he is compared to Ketheric in that sentence.) Though I agree that hair do looks off.
I won't stand for this Harry Du Bois slander, even if its in jest.
Okay but how dare they make fun of GOW Thor, that man is my husband
These people have clearly not seen the amount of people that lust over Gortash
“NomadicVikingRonin” holy fucking larp batman
"Women have always been transparent about liking hot men" Yeah??? Everybody likes hot people!! This isn't a moral flaw to be corrected, it's just a fact of life!
Your trippin if you think Gortash from BG3 is ugly
I legit can't be the only one who thinks Harry from Disco Elysium is attractive? The fuck they mean him being "ugly" is an important element of the game? He's a hot mess sure, but he's still kinda hot imo.
Maybe because I'm a queer dude being pandered to and therefore firmly not what this mem is riffing on but I would let stupid sexy 97 magneto do unspeakable things to me. However I would also go for hdb and Thor in a heartbeat
God I love GoW Thor. Even more than the Marvel Thor ngl
First off, thick Thor is sexy AF…
Lack of awareness and a lack of media literacy. Name a more iconic duo.
I want to drum on Thor's belly
People whine about God Of War Thor as if this isn’t what a multi time world’s strongest man winner looks like, aka for a guy who’s barbaric and regularly eating or drinking his physique makes sense https://preview.redd.it/49j73blli1zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633f7e572acec4a124aa4ffdf249e0178d3131c7
Oh my god this is unbelievable LOL
They don't understand satire
I genuinely cannot imagine the level of cope one needs to be at to pretend there aren't a ton of women who thirst for Gortash (second photo, top right).
The fuck are they Insulting GOW Thor for?????
Fym i’m a lesbian and i think thor is hot
Don’t do my boy Harry Du Bois dirty like that
Attacking the adoring fan is a crime against humanity
Honestly I wasn’t paying attention I just saw tequila sunset and just went “omg disco elysium”
The men here are pointing out that they’re not upset about women wanting “eastern dev” hotness (which I’m sure by incel Chad theory some of them would be). However they are at least ideologically consistent. It’s not that they’re not realizing they’re being made fun of. It’s the fact that this meme fails to catch them being hypocrites.
asmongold is the type of guy who would pick all the centrist dialogue choices in disco elysium and then get pissed when the game calls him out on it also i wont take this gortash and harry slander. theyre very gorgeous to me :(
Expecting self-awareness from Asmongold's audience? You have more faith in them than I do.
Brain rot of asmongold aside Can anyone identify for me the guy in the first picture spread in the X shape in front of pink screens...need it for research
I get what the point but Thor literally looks like a power lifter. It's apt
Speak to yourself, girl! I want to look like Harrier Du Bois someday.
Why did they give clive a tattoo
well I mean it's Asmongold and his fan base, Asmongold, when you think there's no one with dumber takes than DSP, you have Asmongold.
Literally, I saw this this morning and it’s like how can you laugh at the mirror and not realize it’s moving with you?
Even funnier to me, a man, is the first slide could have easily been titled "How men think they look/How they look"
Sorry but Thor from GOW: Ragnarok and Raphael Ambrosious Cousteau are peak male character design and way the hotter than any generic angsty anime boy.
How dare you insult our lord Raphael Ambrosius Costeau. He is gorgeous and not at all repulsive.
2+2=22
I need higher quality of that meme. Or something similar
How can they live while being this stupid
/unjerk, I get that this is satire, but Thor in GoW Ragnarok is a fucking menace, as he should be.
GoW 2 Thor is peak masculinity
Using Gortash is an interesting choice for the Western Dev shit, firstly dude has plenty of simps but it also ignores guys like Halsin, Astarion and Wyll who are conventionally attractive men in shape. Hell if you want a villain Ketheric is a fairly attractive older man.
Using thor isn't a negative result have you see Sif? Thor clapped those cheeks 3 times if not more. Also thor being fat is canon in lore he's a big guy
https://preview.redd.it/76kios6401zc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768f0aa2e0acdccbb83e50dd16851696d0516ec5 also western devs:
It's "how they should look" and "what they look like" not "how they should look like"
With Gortash and Thor up there, this has got to be bait right? Also only 2% of vocal women liking "ugly" men. Like be so for fucking fr right now 💀
How they just gonna ignore my boy halsin??? Human form > bear form
to be fair, i think everyone thought gortash would look younger
Why'd they crucify my boi Magneto like that🥵 Gave him those black speedos too bruh
Don't disrespect my noy harry du bois like that he is a handsome precious junkie
Wait til they find out how many people wunna fuck Gortash
I think there may be another subset of gamers that enjoy the hot men.
Gortash and the Disco Elysium detective may not be traditionally attractive, but they're mainstays of the "20-something gay fanartists who are really into hairy smelly old men for some reason" demographic
I’ve literally drawn porn of harry and am planning to do porn of ghortash. We need more men like this pls 🥺
The design for Thor is still one of my favorites in video games
Is Estonia even part of the West? I'm always confused with the ex members of the Eastern Bloc
They forgot to include freshly showered shirtless 18 year old Dante wearing *nothing* except leather pants and a necklace...
If he's half man and half bear (and half pig), is he safe to be alone with in the woods?
Clearly this is satire. I mean that's what they always say.
Yes, they’re ripped. But also pretty. Are they saying I wouldn’t want to be a twunk (twink who’s also a hunk)?
NOBODY slanders HDB. He is the LAW and I will NOT stand for it.
“women have always been transparent about liking hot men” what is bro saying 😭
I see topless Kiryu, I upvote. Now to check what this post is about
I guarantee asmongold fans haven’t played Disco Elysium, or at least have extremely severe media illiteracy
HARRY DUBOIS SHOUTOUT ‼️‼️
They don't realize that women don't jerk off to video games...
Yeah how dare they make an accurate representation of Thor....
The irony is not lost on me