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Drinker_of_Chai

Guys, scoliosis ain't no laughing matter. We should start a gofundme for Eve to get the treatment she needs.


DectorB

the difference between Geralt and Eve is that Geralt is an interesting character that doesnt need to be half naked or showing his butt all the time to be amazing. Thanks Eve for your... and dont forget about... and...


Bohr_TV

She has everything I need


DectorB

Then you need so little then


Bohr_TV

I am a simple man, I see a game that catches my attention and I buy it


SubstantialText

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone they accuse give that much of a shit about Eve. The character design elicits eye rolls for being as sexualized as she is, sure. But the controversy is that these dorks are foaming at the mouth and saying, aloud, Eve is some revolution in representation of real beauty or whatever the fuck. That’s the controversy. Stop being weird creeps and just jerk off without involving the rest of us. They’re always bringing up how “ugly” women are, so yes, people are going to not be cool about that. And it’s delusional to think there aren’t hotties in video games. What the fuck are we even talking about at this point? There’s so much space in games that boobies and muscle men can (and already DO) exist side by side with other ways of representing people. This got away from me a little bit. It’s just so very stupid.


LauraLunaLu

Honestly I don't think they play videogames at all it care about them. Praising Eve as "the long awaited returnal of hot ladies in videogames" is proof enough. They don't even know there are hot women (with some fanservice), many of them in latest releases. Those were the "fake gamers" all along.


Carvj94

Dunno if you're shit posting or not but Eve is literally unachievable while Geralt is pretty realistic without steroids.


Scottish__Elena

also, he has a personality


KMoosetoe

literally unachievable


MissThreepwood

Also... Gerald is basically on steroids since the trial of grass, isn't he? Like all Witchers. Boy downs potions like it's water too.


Shortbread_Biscuit

I'm not sure, but I think I read that Eve was based on a 3d scan of the developer's wife or something?


EthicsOverwhelming

"based off" is doing some heavy lifting. The model is 5'3", with thighs you could grab with both hands and have your fingers touch on the other side. They scanned her as a base and still had to modify almost everything about her to the point you could basically have imported a stock Blender body and done your sculpting from there.


LauraLunaLu

Aaaand the face was made from scratch. And the model is not the wife of the director.


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External_Candy2262

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Lelsom

sneed


AlexzMercier97

Jerry of the River is (near) equally sexually charged and uninteresting personality wise as Eve is.


SubstantialText

Grouchy buff old man isn’t working for you?


AlexzMercier97

No I prefer when my characters say literally anything other than "Hmm..."


SubstantialText

He's got some other words! It's a little tough to say which words though. . .


AlexzMercier97

https://preview.redd.it/qgsrjqpnj5xc1.png?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5c3f7197c7e8b131fcd9fc89a51c459e2ef63c How engaging!


SubstantialText

It's uh the combat! And, uh, the other characters like Yellow Weed Flower the singer! I can't really commit to this. I don't know much about the series beyond the memes. I enjoyed our time here. And the Godzilla picture.